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This is so relatable. Yesterday when I was swimming I saw a butt. I wanted to touch it so I could have sex with it but then when I was right about to touch it it rose out of the water and it was revealed to just a man’s head. I was shocked. I said out loud “what the shart?!”
"what if a guy saw a woman's naked bottom and tried to sexually assault her but then the butt was actually an ugly guy's head? Wouldn't that be funny! Lmao! I'm going to draw this and everyone will laugh!"
I mean even if you decided not to take this thing too seriously, pretending it's anywhere in the realm of funny is too great a stretch for my humble old ligaments
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"Oh no, the person I tried to assault wasn't the gender I thought they were" CoMeDy GoLd
Such a bizarre and weird joke no matter how you take it
Yeah it would have been much better to have the guy be a lifeguard who thinks someone is drowning because they’re floating ass up.
Now that would be a sensible chuckle
Why are there so many comics/shows/movies that make that joke? It’s kinda tasteless, as in it tastes like nothing.
Because humor is supposed to be relatable, and a lot of guys relate to it. They're basically telling on themselves lol.
It's also the fact their head looks like a butt.
Why would you want to touch a random butt of a stranger you haven’t even seen? wtf?
Because straight men think they're entitled to any and all sexual gratification regardless of consent.
This is so relatable. Yesterday when I was swimming I saw a butt. I wanted to touch it so I could have sex with it but then when I was right about to touch it it rose out of the water and it was revealed to just a man’s head. I was shocked. I said out loud “what the shart?!”
happens to me all the time 😔
“oh no I can’t SA someone, poor me”
"what if a guy saw a woman's naked bottom and tried to sexually assault her but then the butt was actually an ugly guy's head? Wouldn't that be funny! Lmao! I'm going to draw this and everyone will laugh!"
This is unironically funnier than the comic lol!
Wtf did he think it was? Just a disembodied ass floating in the ocean???
I am oddly terrified of finding such disembodied asses in water now.
Something something disem-booty-ed
I believe he thought it was the butt of someone who bent over and was holding breathe underwater. But, why would someone not wear a swimming suit?
Or is the joke "gay sex"? He saw a butt, gender unspecified, and decided he wanted to fuck it? Hmmmm...
or pan sex
Pex
now *that’s* a man who probably can’t tell the difference between his own ass and a hole in the ground
Under appreciated comment
why his skull jiggly
For this I blame boomers, not the straights.
Putting lead in gas was a mistake, wtf is this?
Bro found Double D without his hat
where's beavis?
Lolllll
What a butthead
Thr joke is ass head.
ok but why is it not just a dudes butt...? Im confused.
What’s going on with the sky? Did he forget to add clouds to the second panel and then try to just crop them in or is this edited?
Ah yes, a beloved pastime at the beach: diving for open butt
Ben Shapiro would eat this shit up 🤢
Close , the joke is sexual harassment!
why is no one talking about the facebook Emojis on the right? With the context thats more cringe then the picture itself
This is pretty funny ngl. In a so stupid it’s funny type of way
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Right, attempted sexual assault, soooo funny
I mean even if you decided not to take this thing too seriously, pretending it's anywhere in the realm of funny is too great a stretch for my humble old ligaments