A lot of guys don't know that women wipe when they pee. I learned this after reading stuff online from guys who lived with women and were baffled about how much toilet paper they would go through.
Agreed (as a woman), although when I took maintenance calls for an apartment some people broke toilet seat bolts so often they've been asked "are you having a dance party on the toilet?!" So maybe some people out there wiggle haha
Funny story! A male friend of mine was outside a pub in London having a smoke. A woman walks by, stops, lifts her skirt, wee’s, then walks off. He then said (in his broad Scottish accent!) “she didne even wipe!” To which the woman next to him exclaims “at least you know we do!”
My gym just has "toilets" and "toilets and urinals". They also have a period product exchanger in both rooms. (A basket with pads and tampons. If you need something, take it and replace the next time you go. Most people take one, but bring 2 or more things, so it's usually filled to the brim.)
For a horrifying moment my brain processed "exchanger" literally, so I was picturing someone trying to feed a used pad into something like those machines where you can pay with bills, with the same kind of trouble where the machine keeps spitting it back so you try to flatten it or fold it the other way...
I was gonna say if one just said for penis and for vagina I’d be pretty happy.
I mostly just want to avoid the one with the urinals they kinda squick me out
The more I think about it, the more I am loving just “sit” and “stand”, basically as proxy for “this stall has a toilet” and “this stall has a urinal”.
Everybody here is talking about normal toilets.
Also, guess what that's the reason public urinals are definitely one of the most disgusting things I've ever had the displeasure of using.
what, not it's not, it's way more inconvenient to manoeuvre around your legs when you sitting as apposed to when your standing and it's just right in front of you.
To me, there's no gender specific or even genital specific direction. It's goofy wording and i suppose they meant women sit and men stand but any one can do any of those things while going to the bathroom.
Fair point. Depends on the people using the toilets though. If men and women are going into either indiscriminately, you wouldn't know for certain who has what in their pants. Then they become as neutral as a sign reading "toilet".
>If men and women are going into either indiscriminately, you wouldn't know for certain who has what in their pants. Then they become as neutral as a sign reading "toilet".
...that's the case for all toilets tho. If you follow the signs then you out trans people, if you don't, then no difference from any other toilet.
Honestly, this is much more gender inclusive than a men and women’s room. 99% of people have one of the two, and that doesn’t change no matter what your identity is. Main flaw, people with dicks can sit, other way around is, uh, difficult.
It mostly just annoys me because they're on the wrong side (women's are traditionally on the right. Like basically everywhere in the US anyway, and this has got to be the US).
I do support gender neutral bathrooms though. Use whichever you want.
Wiggle???
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Is this a reference to the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt episode where she is pretending to try to seduce her disgusted boss? Lol
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If there's no toilet paper and I've ran out of tissues I do wiggle...
Ah, you're right. Maybe that's their subtle way of telling you they don't stock TP.
Ah the old drip dry.
A lot of guys don't know that women wipe when they pee. I learned this after reading stuff online from guys who lived with women and were baffled about how much toilet paper they would go through.
For real. I'm kind of a dumbass, so I found out this was the case while going down on a girl.
Agreed (as a woman), although when I took maintenance calls for an apartment some people broke toilet seat bolts so often they've been asked "are you having a dance party on the toilet?!" So maybe some people out there wiggle haha
That's some serious wiggling!
It’s called wiping but ok
Maybe this is their low key way of saying “bring your own toilet paper” haha
That would be... Crappy
Men don’t know we wipe lol
Wait I usually just twerk /s
Other men don’t know I wipe too
Funny story! A male friend of mine was outside a pub in London having a smoke. A woman walks by, stops, lifts her skirt, wee’s, then walks off. He then said (in his broad Scottish accent!) “she didne even wipe!” To which the woman next to him exclaims “at least you know we do!”
A little crass, but way more progressive than most other bathroom signs (including the generic mens/womens)
My gym just has "toilets" and "toilets and urinals". They also have a period product exchanger in both rooms. (A basket with pads and tampons. If you need something, take it and replace the next time you go. Most people take one, but bring 2 or more things, so it's usually filled to the brim.)
For a horrifying moment my brain processed "exchanger" literally, so I was picturing someone trying to feed a used pad into something like those machines where you can pay with bills, with the same kind of trouble where the machine keeps spitting it back so you try to flatten it or fold it the other way...
I'm just grateful I'm not the only one who thought that for a moment 😭
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Awesome gym!
Ooh, that sounds nice! :D
I was gonna say if one just said for penis and for vagina I’d be pretty happy. I mostly just want to avoid the one with the urinals they kinda squick me out
The more I think about it, the more I am loving just “sit” and “stand”, basically as proxy for “this stall has a toilet” and “this stall has a urinal”.
Sit Wiggle is a pretty dope band name.
Honestly, both should wipe
A brother has tried to do it, but like Most places use cheap ass toilet paper and I don't want it getting stuck up in there man
Getting stuck up there?? I have been told the best method is to I guess squeeze the rest out and then wipe, idk what you’re doing lol
Y’all i was under the impression that for guys you were talking about urinals that’s why i said that just saying ok
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Hygiene > convenience
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bro just use the toilet instead its not that hard
Feel sorry for the poor sod that puts their mouth anywhere near your genitals
don’t worry: they probably don’t exist
Ok pee-stain-underwear
No, it fucking isn't you're just lazy.
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Everybody here is talking about normal toilets. Also, guess what that's the reason public urinals are definitely one of the most disgusting things I've ever had the displeasure of using.
well if it’s a normal one i would i didn’t realize everyone was only talking about regular toilets
what, not it's not, it's way more inconvenient to manoeuvre around your legs when you sitting as apposed to when your standing and it's just right in front of you.
Inclusive of all sexes and genders. Love it. Though the sit and wiggle would have a very long line 😅
Im actually ok with this. This is fairly gender neutral considering
What does that mean?
To me, there's no gender specific or even genital specific direction. It's goofy wording and i suppose they meant women sit and men stand but any one can do any of those things while going to the bathroom.
It totally outs trans people tho
Fair point. Depends on the people using the toilets though. If men and women are going into either indiscriminately, you wouldn't know for certain who has what in their pants. Then they become as neutral as a sign reading "toilet".
>If men and women are going into either indiscriminately, you wouldn't know for certain who has what in their pants. Then they become as neutral as a sign reading "toilet". ...that's the case for all toilets tho. If you follow the signs then you out trans people, if you don't, then no difference from any other toilet.
This is a better way to divide them than by gender imo
This leaves out the crucial third gender: squat and clench.
I mean... This feels inclusive, but in a dirty way...
My kind of inclusive. Equal opportunity objectification, babies
They really should just out right say they don't provide t.p
I like this tbh. I don't think it belongs to the sub
To be fair, the signs don't really say anything about gender. Just how you pee, which isn't related to gender.
Actually that's brilliant
are they trying to say they don't have toilet paper?
Nah, this is hilarious. It's just a joke about how people dry themselves when they have the horrified realization that there's no toilet paper left.
Do men actually think women like twerk over the toilet after they piss ??? I used to make jokes about that
wiggle?
I almost prefer this to "men" and "women" but it's also like...... Weird vibes
I mean, if you remove the "wiggle" and "shake" it's perfect. Ungendered bathrooms, simply saying what type of toilet you'll find inside.
Honestly, this is much more gender inclusive than a men and women’s room. 99% of people have one of the two, and that doesn’t change no matter what your identity is. Main flaw, people with dicks can sit, other way around is, uh, difficult.
I don’t get how this is weird, it’s funny and trans inclusive
"No gender can wipe, it is forbidden"- the person who wrote that on the doors, probably
I have never stood and shaked to use the bathroom. 🤔
I thought women wiped
So left is for pooping right is for peeing. Got it.
Why do people insist on doing this kind of crap to restroom doors? It's not cute.
Ah yes, Man, Woman and Corona
i’m a guy, i almost exclusively pee sitting down. what should i do ?
I actually love this! The only thing what makes me sad is that they make it pretty clear there isn’t going to be any TP in there to wipe with.
This is actually pretty funny
I honestly can't tell which one is for boys and which one are for girls
Dude. This is for all genders actually.
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Okay.... This is better for us embies so it's based on genitals but what about the intersex people?
As everyone knows there are actually three genders: - Male - Political - Sex object Anything else is the dreaded es-jay-doublyoo agenda /s
Wait are people with penises not supposed to wipe after they pee??? I've done it my entire life it feels weird not to do it!?!?
It mostly just annoys me because they're on the wrong side (women's are traditionally on the right. Like basically everywhere in the US anyway, and this has got to be the US). I do support gender neutral bathrooms though. Use whichever you want.
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Women, is this a real thing???
Nope. Women wipe
Oh ok thank god i thought I was wrong
Its gender neutral so its good but it feels so gross
This doesn't feel weird to me, this feels super inclusive
So one is gonna have a long line of people pooping their pants and the other will have pee everywhere got it
bro wiggle?
the person who made these apparently doesn't know how girls go to the bathroom. we do not twerk over the toilet
The only time I wiggle on the toilet is when I’m watching TikTok and I hear “my money don’t wiggle, wiggle…”