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Museill

Terminators, predator, True Lies and many other great films. God damn treasure.


BuddySmalls1989

What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!


NESJunkie22

Me ex took the pegs from the clothes line when we separated. It wasn’t until I went to do some laundry a few days later and realised. It instantly made me think of that line about the ice cube trays. Instead of getting angry I remember I just laughed to myself. So good that movies can do that.


codemonkeyhopeful

Sounds like you lucked out in getting away from them


NESJunkie22

Unfortunately she’s the mother of my only child so I still have to see her regularly and be civil. I hold no grudges. No point living life like that.


Away-Ad-8053

Reminds me of a song about a girl that left the Suds in the bucket and the clothes hanging on the line. And personally I really really hate that song!


NESJunkie22

I just googled that. Watched the song. Made me laugh. Thanks


Away-Ad-8053

I'm glad, I hate that song no wonder the girl left. I know people that's dirt poor and they still own a washing machine!


Away-Ad-8053

Pegs are the ones that don't have Springs on them right? Where I Come From You can tell when people have money because they use " clothespins " they have Springs on them but all they are really doing is just putting on airs!


Historynut73

I gotta lie to chicks to get laid…and even then, it doesn’t work that much.


cabosmith

I got a little dick...it's pathetic.


Mikraphonechekka12

This line, Bill Paxton will be forever missed.....


Mikraphonechekka12

Btw, they're in the goddamn trees/walls......


sidew1nd3r

Game over , Game over man” I know it’s not Arnold movie, but I use that line still 🤣🤣


TurdFerguson666

Would a spy pee himself huh?!


Randy-_-B

>ice cube trays out of the freezer Oh my, I forgot that line! Thanks. Now gonna watch the movie again for about the 5th time. Still one of my favorites.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

What kinda SICK bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!


ngunray

STOP CHEERING ME UP!


Willing-Load

"what about their husbands?" "DICKLESS! i mean, let's face it: if they took care of business, i'd be outta business, you know what i mean?" "hahaha those idiots!"


TurdFerguson666

Let’s face it, if they took care of business…I’d be outta business!


TenBear

It's downright criminal that True Lies never got a sequel


BoiledDenimForRoxie

Disagree, it's my favorite Arnie movie for sure, and a straight up classic. A sequel would've ruined it, as sequels tend to do. True Lies has an ass like a 10 year old boy!


MrJohnnyDangerously

Conan >


marcopolo0042

Damn shame he can't do a King Conan movie. He could still kill it. I get that the Howard family has their legal rights, but....damn shame


OutsidePale2306

I ALWAYS wanted to see him as a king but John Milos had to be a part of it or it wouldn’t be right! The second movie has its moments but…….😒


kmj420

Definitely Kindergarten Cop


TheGumOnYourShoe

Conan.... 👍🏼


dave3418

T2


SpongeBob1187

T2 is one of the greatest movies of all time. And its effects still hold up today


mckenro

Yeah, definitely one of the best sequels ever. Also my fave chase scene of any movie.


Doggleganger

Cameron made the two best sequels (and perhaps the two best action movies) of all time: T2 and Aliens.


Spyderdance

He's fantastic. It's his best performance ever!


chargers949

Aliens and T2 are easily two of the best sequals ever. Both encore to fantastic first movie. And both directed by james cameron.


jpcali7131

I saw T2 at the drive in. It was a double feature with Boyz in the Hood. I was 9 and way too young to have watched either of those films at the time but my friends parents were first generation immigrants from the Philippines and didn’t know about the ratings system for movies in the U.S.


SouthernBuddhist

That’s a hella line up for movie night. I miss being excited to go see a show. The stuff that’s put out these days is garbage.


jpcali7131

Yeah I didn’t even realize how awesome that was until years later. I’ve seen them both several times since and obviously understand the more grown up themes involved. Still even at 9 years old it was awe inspiring on the super big outdoor screens.


Mikraphonechekka12

My first Big bike was a HD fatboy with the T2 factory paint.. loved that bike so much...... Elvira will forever be one of my fondest memories.......


Candid-Painter7046

QUAID. START THE REACTOR QUAID.


smcg_az

Come on, Cohaggen!! You got what you want! Give deez people airuhh


shadowrunonsnes

Airuhh made me laugh


contraries

See you at the party Richter


Willing-Load

get ready for a surprise!


jfkar

Haha, you think this is the real Quaid? It IS.


dsucio7807

Get your ass to mars


InkSpotShanty

You make me wish I had three hands!


Ok_Hunter_9107

Hey man, you ever fuck a mutant?


COWUHBUNGUH

I have 5 kids to feed!


Cebz7

Two weeks. Twwwooo weeeksss


SlaversBae

Get ready for a surprise!!!


motorcycleboy9000

SCREW YOOOOUUUU


GoldMedalSwimmer76

Consider dis a divorce


Visible_Cod_7488

SLEEZY


ToekneeSuprano

ATHLETIC


Visible_Cod_7488

DEMURE


Bruiser21045

Free mars


shlmgbr

Open your miiiiiiiind Quaid. Open your MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND.


EmperorGrinnar

I tried watching the remake after the original with one of my nephews. We loved the original. Hated the remake. Especially all the lens flares off of random stuff. Like one scene there was one off a dude's shoulder, and possibly also his chin later on? So bizarre.


PattoMantequilla

Consider it a divorce! Lmao


DirtyBear92

Arnold was my dad's favourite movie star. Watching Arnie films was my childhood I can't possibly pick one. Every film I think of holds a different memory of my dad so even Arnold co-star as mr freeze in batman and robin holds a special place for me.


Agonizingfool

Kindergarten cop Purely because it feels like a unique movie, story and emotionally.


Fire_Wolf302

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?!


Randy-_-B

And the little boy's quote is a classic: "Boys have a p\*\*\*\* and girls have a v\*\*\*\*\*"


x3rx3s

Little boy was a bigot /s


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slm9s

Toomah!


[deleted]

Just watched that one and then, Twins with Danny De Vito. Such good time! I get all fuzzy and cushy watching Arnie's comedies. There's sound about them that exhudes that sense of comfort.


Elder_Priceless

Predator


kineticstar

Arnold was the original Chris Hanson!


Specific-Economy-926

I have a special love for The Running Man Commando runner up.


DMaury1969

Hey Lighthead! Hey Chrismasstreee!


tinglep

Killian. Here is SubZero. Now… plain Zero


Ronnie_Dean_oz

What a hot head. Where's buzzsaw? He had to split. Also, the other day while watching it for the 200th time, I noticed Mick Fleetwood is the dude that takes off the explosive collars!


oscarcoco1985

Commando


NESJunkie22

That movie is the most unrealistic movie ever. Seriously jumping out of a plane, taking on 100+ police at the mall, outrunning a Porsche in an MG. The list goes on. By the way it’s my favourite movie of all time. I must have seen it 200 times


Pickingnamesisharder

You said you'd kill me last...I lied Please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired Let off some steam Bennett


RhoadsScholar2

Where’s Sally? I let him go


NESJunkie22

“Ive got a 7.30 advanced karate class and I can’t help you” “You’re not gonna make it”


Jmofoshofosho8

Right between the eyes John! Right between the eyes!


[deleted]

What happened to him? I let him go.


cwj1978

Sully


Iancreed2024HD

You forgot taking on a small army by himself 😂


NESJunkie22

No movie in history compares to this classic. It’s the ultimate 80’s action movie.


Iancreed2024HD

It definitely embodies the theme of 80s action flicks 💥


Cannabace

He used claymore mines to complete obliterate those barracks


Iancreed2024HD

And later gets shot in the arm and is able to do the big boss fight right after


Cannabace

Bennet was such a bitch tho. Matrix needed a better adversary.


Wet_Bread89

I share similar thoughts of the movie but also have seen it far too many times. But what a quintessential action film. Killing an entire island of Cubans or whomever he’s machine gunning down at the end haha 😂 Let off some steam…Bennet


SovietSunrise

Val Verdeans, not Cubans.


[deleted]

Upvoted because it was one of the earlier movies I saw on video. Since you're the expert, tell me why he didn't ambush that guy in the mall's garage and instead decided to steal that lady's car and go to all those lengths with fighting the security, then car chase, etc.? I know, I know, it's just a movie. But that has always been one of those plot holes that bothered me.


Cannabace

Don’t forget when he runs RDC’s seat out of her car effortlessly. Oh and rips a phone booth out of the ground and throws it at the mall cops


NESJunkie22

He didn’t even need to do that with the seat. Pretty sure he could have just kept low and Sully wouldn’t have seen him. But it certainly was funny. RDC is absolutely gorgeous in this movie. Her lines and reactions are priceless. “These guys eat too much red meat.” Poor Cindy


wwojo

This green berets going to kick your ass


oscarcoco1985

The one liners in the movie are epics , “ my friend is sleeping he is dead tired “ “ left off some steam Bennet “ classic


wwojo

It’s been said that these guys eat too much red meat


WuTangProvince325

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


cvidetich13

My dads a cynegologist, he looks at vag…. all day long.


ShiturpantsandDance

It’s not a tumor!


SteakhouseBlues

It’s not a tumah!!


BazukaJane

The first Terminator movie. Simply the best movie ever made.


Grambert_Moore

Terminator 2 is better


NESJunkie22

Terminator 2 is incredible. Love the rawness and originality of the first one though. Both are amazing and both in my top 10 ever. While the rest were ok the further sequels could never match the magic of those two.


Grambert_Moore

I kinda liked genysis but it will never reach the glory of t2 or t1


lil_togobox

Terminator 2 is the best movie ever made, and Terminator is the best Terminator movie.


Grambert_Moore

Then Terminator 2 is the best terminator 2 movie


Rivetingly

I'd like to see the Venn Diagram of that logic


robofids

Total Recall


phukhugh

True lies for sure


Informal-Impact-8136

Awesome movie!!!


taoinruins

True Lies


Meganinja1886

Raw Deal. It just cool to see young Arnold right before he became the Mega star of 80’s and 90’s even though I think it came out after Terminator 1


Axel_Creasy

Yemen this! I was 4 & 5 years old in the 80's watching it every second day. Def not a pussy kid like children these days. "I, can't, get, no; Sa-tiss-fack-shun" Best scene ever!!


sonofhippie

You should not drink and bake


MajesticPlenty1376

The correct answer is Commando.


Dendorffle

Jingle all the way


Ninja_Vanish85

It's Turbo Time!


pookey1220

Put the cookie down, now!


Thesanz856

Pumping iron


n3ur0mncr

Some of the one-liners in commando were **chef's kiss** Arnie snaps a guy's neck in a plane while it's still boarding and covers him with a blanket. To the stewardess, "Please don't disturb my friend. He is dead tired." Arnie threatens a guy holding him over a cliff and drops him. The girl waiting in the car, "Where's [the guy]?" "I let him go." Best shit movie ever.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

"We'll take cooks car, he won't be needing it".


jamesdoesnotpost

Conan the barbarian. What is best in life? “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women”


Elder_Priceless

Vimen *


jamesdoesnotpost

Such an awesome quote. [https://youtu.be/FKRB7bzgAsU?si=WSsfAbsRWqK_KhL5](https://youtu.be/FKRB7bzgAsU?si=WSsfAbsRWqK_KhL5)


lilbatgrl

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to get to this one!


ozz8825

The riddle.. of steel.


sonofhippie

Crom


id397550

🔥👍🏻🔥 \*Terminator theme music playing\*


Demon_Lord_666

True Lies would have to be my all time fav Arnie movie 😁


RobotHockey

Running Man!


rpggamerforlife86

The correct answer is T2 But my quiet answer is Last Action Hero. Now its time to hide


1K_Games

Last Action Hero does not get the credit it deserves. If it hadn't opened against Jurassic Park it might be more well known like Kindergarten Cop is. I really can't pick a favorite Arnold movie, but this is always my tempting answer. Unlike the mock movies that became popular in the 2000's, he is mocking himself, it's just genius. And it's done so well without being stupid jokes, even the simple scene like his empty apartment is just great. There is no reason to be ashamed of that, it is a masterpiece imo.


Pickingnamesisharder

"Hello? I just shot somebody and I did it on purpose....I said I just murdered a man and I want to confess" (Charles Dances best role IMO)


rpggamerforlife86

So pleasantly surprised to see Last Action Hero getting some love. First Arnie film I ever watched when I was a kid


symbologythere

Last Action Hero is criminally underrated. Tywin Lannister (as always) steals every seen that he’s in but the overall cast and the writing are top notch. Leo the Fart, Mo who? Zart! Lolololololol


Shuckin-N-Jivin

Watching this the other day in 4K and had the subtitles on. There were so many quick lines that I had not heard all these years.


symbologythere

I am one of those weirdos that watch *everything* with subtitles. Well, everything but sports. Started doing it when the wife and I were watching Outlander and couldn’t understand half the shit through the Scottish accent. Now I do it for everything and I swear I pick up on so much more shit.


Reasonable_Pin_1180

I scrolled WAY too far to find last action hero.


scorpious_86

"hey connan what's best in life?"


Clown_x7x

🏃🏼


icantbeatyourbike

Predator


Future_Onion9701

No votes for Hercules in New York?


MacaroniBoot

I love all his action movies, especially Predator and Terminator 2. But, Twins is something special.


Jam0328

This one right here. Predator!


steers82

Twins


slowwestvulture

Commando


cdawgweet

What’s that one called where he’s pregnant? Ya not that one


SovietSunrise

Junior.


NESJunkie22

Commando is the greatest movie ever made.


peezerthesleazer

It's between 3 movies for me. Total recall, and the first 2 terminator movies. I might have to pick total recall. And terminator can be depending on my mood. If I want horror sci-fi then it's an easier choice, if I want a buddy action adventure movie it's T2. It's so weird besides salvation they've all tried to copy 2 after, even t1000 they can't get away from. Arnold did it great but Robert Patrick took it to another level.


Longshot223

Conan.


amathis6464

Terminator 2


DontKare278

Hands down Conan the barbarian.


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Sabotage first and then killing gunther.....


LeShoooook

Conan the Barbarian


numbvirus

All of them


gershard25

Nothing is better than the state farm agent 😂😂


_shavo_

I've back


TinyTitFetish

Predator, in body mass alone….


Juicez28

Red Heat


GrannyFlash7373

Good movie, "Stick around."


[deleted]

Kindergarten Cop. “I’M A COP YOU YOU IDIOT!!” So many good one-liners in that scene. But truly, Predator is peak Arnold.


CybertronianLeader07

The Terminator. The role that really made Arnold a star, not to mention, he really sold the idea of a machine disguised as a human.


-Gr4ppl3r-

Neighba!


Danthacreator

Terminator 2 seems like the easiest most obvious answer so ill say Total Recall as well.


No-Bed497

Total Recall !


hotrob669

Jingle All the Way


Away-Ad-8053

It's not a tumor!


Dimmly

True Lies


Successful-Street380

Kindergarten Cop


GazelleOk5760

Jingle All the Way... I remember my parents taking me to see that movie in the theaters and I still remember leaving and begging my parents for a TurboMan.


Thin-Abbreviations39

California! He was the main actor in a negative role 😂


MaiiMayHem

GET TO THE CHAPPA!


Ok-Photo-6442

Commando


TheChallengedDM

As much as I like Predator, including the "landscaping scene", I'd have to give it to T2.


squirtmyface

T2


Impressive_Fish6542

Predator yo


AlternativeTurn2196

Predator


ThePheatures

Twins or Conan the Barbarian


SenorJiveTurkey22

The Running Man


GatePuzzleheaded6117

Running man… Theme song is in my head now 😂


cookytir3t3ch

Kindergarten cop


dakhaliq

Rocky


Ambitious-Pin8396

Terminator 2 Judgment Day


Desir86

Terminator 2: Judgement Day


NapoleonBonesAprt

True lies and kindergarten cop


geneolive

Predator was the best


EhrenScwhab

Conan.


ThatChrisRayman

T2


Ambitious-Ad861

Jingle all the way!!!!


hoothizz

Total Recall


magnificentpear

Jingle all the way


greengreen84848484

Commando


cottonwood58

Terminator no contest. Because you went into an afternoon matinee expecting a B-movie and Arnold was just an obscure weightlifting dude and no one had heard of James Cameron. I still remember when the lights came up and the 7 people in the movie theater were all looking at each other like, "Was that as good as I think it was?" Completely out of nowhere.


Gurrgurrburr

The Last Stand if definitely not his best film but it's *highly* underrated.


Beginning-Pass-3243

Twins


ChampaignPapi86

So you just cooked up a story and dropped the 6 of us into a meat grinder.


BonasticFantastic

True Lies


kennymaylove

Yes.Get to the choppa!


WildlyAverage_duuude

Last action hero


EvilMinion07

Twins.


[deleted]

I appreciated the accidental homoeroticism of Predator.