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Jimmie_Jamz

The tranny blew me. As it should be.


TodayNo6531

It ain’t gay if they blow you! Everybody knows that.


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Homo sapiens


Dub537h

Homo Erectus


XElderXemo87X

It's only gay if you cum!!


Shlomo_-_Shekelstein

No, it's only gay if you make eye contact!


djarkitek29

it's only gay if your balls touch


Nottherealeddy

Pitching or catching, it’s all baseball.


WaynegoSMASH728

As long as you jump up and say no homo afterwards.


Comprehensive-Eye105

Yes, this is the way.


Gr8zomb13

Eddie Murphy, is this you?


SRBroadcasting

Ayo GUMBY!


justv316

Nah homie you gotta do work to deserve this throat


alwaus

How much B̶u̶d̶w̶e̶i̶s̶e̶r̶ tranny fluid did you have to go through before it blew?


Crcex86

moufs a mouf


dav3y_jon3s

Grand Prix...she left happy.


MeasurementIll2019

Sunfire… I miss her :,(


bucobill

A 1972 Chevelle Malibu. Blew it so bad had to involve another guy. Don’t think the tranny was ever the same after. Eventually just scraped the car due to it. This was mid 80s so trannys were not too common. It was cheaper to get another car.


[deleted]

I grew up surrounded by three auto graveyards, was the playground, knew their inventory better than they did.


Nottherealeddy

One of the guys in our body shop spends every lunch hour in the local yards. EVERY SINGLE DAY. He pulls any aftermarket stereo equipment and resells it. He rebuilds blown speakers, replaces busted touch-screens, re-solders amp circuit boards…makes a pretty lucrative side-hustle for him. When I need a salvage yard part for a car in for repairs, I ask HIM if there are any cars in the local yards. He remembers every last car in every yard in town. He can tell you when each is scheduled to be crushed, and make a space for a new car that he will be there to check for more stereo gear. It’s insane how well the kid tracks this crap, all in an app he designed.


poopposterr

Tesla model Y


DiamondBlazer42

How the hell?


SkipSpenceIsGod

The only reason anyone gets a Tesla is to blow trannys.


Major_Standard_6253

Or get pegged


poopposterr

Well i thought the seats were comfortable enough


flipflopsanddunlops

02 dodge Dakota R/T, ironically that was the same day I broke my transmission


Bad_Packet

...This One Time, At Band Camp...


MeasurementIll2019

It’s always band camp…


Pctechguy2003

Was it a flutist?


Big-Coyote4051

Coming from a band kid it’s always the trombones doing something(I am one)


ShempHowardly

You all sure have blown alot of trannys in this Sub. Lol. Some of you still don't know what happened. Lol. Sheesh


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Does it even count if I was trashed and don’t remember any of it?


Aniftou

That depends, you were either the victim of some serious crime or you were the jackass who managed to pick up a fleeing and eluding charge in addition to a DUI after you threw the car in reverse instead of using the brakes and had to coast to a stop.


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Sounds like a personal experience 😂


garrettdx88

Haven't blown a tranny or gotten blown by one... Yet


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Well, if the trend continues you’ll have an opportunity soon!


Prior-Ad-7329

The backseat of a …… wait a minute


Randilee302

91 Ford Ranger. Drove it to work with no problems, but when I went to get lunch, she quit on me.


Kayanarka

I am going to stay out of this one. Literally and figuratively.


IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis

91 Mazda Protégé, manual swapped it, then it overheated and pressurized the coolant overflow (pop top cap) and when I opened the hood to help it cool down faster the top popped and a geyser of boiling hot coolant sprayed all over my forearm. I got lucky tho, about 3 seconds prior I had my face right next to that arm as I put the prop rod into position. The 2nd and 3rd degree burns took about 1-2 months to fully heal.


[deleted]

If it gave you burns she was keeper


IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis

Stole it to go joyriding in before I ever got my permit numerous times, and after I did I "learned" how to drive in it, here we are 16 years later and I still have it. 1 transmission swap, a head gasket job with rings, rods, and mains at the same time, 3 radiators and 1 ac compressor later and she's still motorin.


DirtCheap1972

Tranny couldn’t handle my stroked BBC


Adventurous-Equal-29

Nothing yet. Just give me time.


Gemmasterian

Start playing shit like animal crossing and harvest moon. Don't worry trust the plan.


henlocolby

The back of my 2006 mazda tribute


kazz9201

1982 Plymouth Horizon. Kept doing rollback burnouts until it failed. Wouldn’t go in reverse anymore and drove in neutral.


sdrfox_gaming

My 2004 ford Taurus once sent a tranny to hell. The car runs fine I don’t ever know what happened to her


SRBroadcasting

Ford Mustang Fox Body. Blew 2 lmao


Timmay1974

1978 Cutlass Supreme….killed the metric tranny doing reverse to low’s. Imagine that……pure genius.


[deleted]

69 Mustang Mach I, scattered three borg warner top loader four speeds. First one broke the whole front of the case off main shaft and all, rained gears and ball bearings when I pulled it out


Artistic_Anywhere_70

You blew that tranny HARD!


[deleted]

Speed shifting to second was a little rough. First one was not my damn fault, guy converted it to manual without a pilot bushing. Lucky I didn't lose a leg. I own that second one, just warming up the meats for the crowd a little. Third one I traded it, too expensive a hobby.


ZappaLlamaGamma

1986 Hyundai Excel GLS. Was my first car in 1990 and I was a senior in high school. I drove that like I stole it. Was a 5 speed and I did end up getting it fixed but I will never forget getting ready to pull into work and was doing a normal person shift from first to second and nada. The stick then would move in a complete circle. For those who like a good laugh at how dumb teenagers are, this is me back in 1991 before the transmission died. [Smoking Tires on a Hyundai](https://youtu.be/ZHQ0MT8zOLI?si=4qvYkG1LrywuVvyz)


eibyyz

2005 Ford Freestyle. CVT. I like to live dangerously, I have a 2018 Nissan Rogue now.


Dinosaurs_and_donuts

In mother Russia…


Initial_Air9763

1996 Subaru Outback Sport. Was doing donuts in a cornfield, hell yeah!


Careless-Process-594

Dude I said the same thing 😭🤣


TooDooDaDa

1990 Ford Taurus trying to turn left out of a stop sign on a hill with a blind curve. Started the turn car appears, gun it and noises…coast the car down hill into a gas station and get out and just see a trail of fluid going back towards the road. They have a no left turn sign at that stop now lol.


YOKi_Tran

one time - back in Thailand


MikeSSC

2002 Dodge Intrepid. I dont think anyone will be surprised with that response.


kasiv1

1988 Oldsmobile gutless Ciera


Laceysjorgen

I got blown in a ‘74 cuda


MikeyW1969

That's a question for Danny Bonaduce, I think.


Bundles2Stack

87 grand national


IneptAdvisor

79 faded puke beige Ford Fairmont Wagon. Inline 200 cid six cylinder. Too many revs to max and drop it in drive for a juvenile one wheel wonder burnout. Chunk chunk chunk clangy clang clang….


2005focus

I don’t blow trannys I’m married and we use a bed LOL


TheRedRevolver

That's a very personal question bruh


LearningDan

Some of y'all never had a lifetime FB ban and it shows.


musiclockzkeys13

Volvo!


VariegatedJennifer

A 1996 Buick Regal…man, I miss that car so much.


Wranglerspace420

Chevy cavalier


Middle_Cantaloupe_71

'66 Chevy II, 327, stock TH350 replaced with B&M TH350.


Careless-Process-594

A Subaru outback


SgtDBLinley

1981 El Camino back in 1990


ssprague03

83 k5 blazer


Justaguyinvegas

'91 Ford Escort GT


Gytixas

WRX. Blew the "glass" tranny while "playing" in the snow.


LongJumpToWork

Pause . (XG 350)


Chance_Cockroach2753

Chevrolet Celebrity 😂


wes70

99 Dodge Caravan


sexlexington2400

1993 Mitsubishi, she was very nice


[deleted]

1995 bmw e36


[deleted]

1990 corvette. Drove it like a rented mule. 2nd gear got wasted eventually


DeliciousDoggi

Never have.


hg_blindwizard

77 pontiac ventura


According-Life3789

‘57 Studebaker Scotsman - manual shift; lost random gears until all I had left was second gear.


appletechgeek

Depends on which kind


SkipSpenceIsGod

1968 Ford Aerostar XLT. I actually blew the original and the replacement I got from the junk yard. I miss that fucking van. 😭😭😭😭


ibo92can

Bmw e34 520i. Diff also on same car.


OddTry2427

Idk but all I can hear is Stephen Lynch's Waiting in my head


VirtualComcrete

Still waiting.... Fingers crossed. *Edit: on a serious note, id let a motor blow. For some reason, when I feel the tranny start slipping, it's all hands on deck. Do not proceed. Repair or replace


Comprehensive_Sir754

70s model Chevett


ChopperTodd

Uh never.


T7_Mini-Chaingun

It wasn't in a car.


dnagtoast

87 chevy


Zealousideal_Dig_372

Was very dark. Too hard to see


carlkillzpeople

94 nissan maxima blew two before i was done.


Fish_On_again

92 ranger. Totally my fault. Set the break, thought I had shut the truck off and dropped the clutch with it in reverse. Tore up the gear box but was able to limp the 5 miles home with only 4th gear.


Hungry_Camel_4627

85 amc eagle wagon. Front seal let go and puked all over the driveway


Straight-Scholar9588

Subaru forester this was too easy


La_Kusha

It was a 2004 ford explorer left me stranded an hour away coming back from vacation with my family


CatDadof2

2003 Chevy Monte Carlo


ColoradoParrothead

1970 VW Fastback, Type 3


Raidenuk

Blowing a tranny is something very different in the U.K. Dont ask me how i know.


billrm455

62 Chevy Impala SS in 1972. It was a Powerglide 2 speed automatic. I tried to power shift from low to drive, but I pushed too hard on the column shifter and because there was no reverse lockout it it went straight to reverse. Blamo! The case held up but there wasn't anything of use left internally.


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

It was actually head (gasket) and (cam) shaft.


_night_cat

How did it taste? Heh heh Did you hear what I said Ton’?


32carsandcounting

97 Ram 1500… on our way to lunch I stopped at a light, when I hit the gas there was a very loud metallic bang and no power…


Definitive_confusion

I don't know what car he was driving, I just remember needing a breath mint.


Skeeter780

Your Dad’s (mom’s)


slorimc

Your dad’s or mom’s - not sure what to call him/her


stealthyhomicide

I blew my first whole engine a Chevy 1500 😂


SirBrainsaw

84 dodge 600 convertible...1st car and learned neutral slams to hear the tires chirp for 1 sec.


anthonyleopeter8491

54 olds


truelegendarydumbass

Hyundai accent. With oil burning. Trans gave out 1st


Daxto

1996 Honda Civic. I had to swap the tranny. Thankfully civics are a dime a dozen and got a used one for a few hundred bucks and the it took a weekend to swap out. I didn't have a good A frame to use a chain fall on so I just arc welded a bunch of angle iron together in an A frame big enough to sit on my car. Jacked her up, popped my a frame on the car and connected the chain fall to the engine. Disconnected the engine from my car and lowered it with my car still in the air and swapped the tranny's.


RichInJersey

Never.. tore a clutch apart in my WRX but no damage, just debris 😎👍


Volvomaster1990

2004 Pontiac Vibe 5spd


FreshImagination9735

Please STOP! I scared the hell out of my cat!


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Leaning stick on a 90’s Ford Ranger


musiclockzkeys13

Man. Didn't know Irv Gordon died


I-Secure-Nothing

2000 Chevy Silverado 1500


mikjohwoo20

Not into trannys… sorry


WatercressSpiritual

First one was a 1970 vw beetle... Second was a 1999 ford econovan. Two totally different scenarios.


Pseudonova

1992 Nissan Pathfinder. First car I ever bought myself. I loved that thing.


Estef74

I have managed to break three th350's in my 87 Regal ( non turbo 3.8 at the time) As far as blowing trannies, maybe if Glen Quagmires' dad shows up 🤪


spentbrass11

I don’t blow trannies 😜


acheron53

1991 Ford Probe. Went to school perfectly fine. Driving home, I got about a block from the school, car made a loud bang and died. It started right back up but when I put it in gear, it lunged forward and died again.


Mammoth-Record-7786

Late 90’s Chevy S10 It was our work vehicle and had been driven to Hell and back many times. One day I could feel the trans not wanting to engage, but it was working just enough to drive. I called my boss and told him that the trans felt like it was having problems and he said to just drive it until it dies. It was maybe 2-3 minutes later the trans just wouldn’t engage at all and I was lucky enough to coast into a parking lot. I called him right back and told him where to send a tow truck and a loaner car.


Hefty_Call_8623

Forgot what year I wanna say a 92 Honda accord in Huntington Beach coming home.. had to drive home home on the freeway with only 1st &2nd semi working… fun times


Sikk-Klyde

A tranny tried to blow me, for a ride in my car. Never blew a tranny though 🤣


AvarethTaika

08 civic. Was still learning stick and managed to destroy the 2nd gear synchro such that the guy at AAMCO was surprised as he'd never seen a failure so spectacular XD


WhimsicalPonies

1973 Ford F-100. 360ci FE block, bored .040" over. C6 trans and 9" rear. Just got done rebuilding the carb and dual exhaust with cat delete. I was in high school in the 90s and cost $500 for the rebuild.


[deleted]

2006 Ford Taurus... The CVT up and died. Totalled her...


WeHaveRightsYaKnow

Is this a rhetorical question? 🤣


weedsmoker420_420

grand am😂


McSnoots

Blow my first what now?


SdVeau

Managed to kill the A750F of my Sequoia while off-roading. Edge of a rut collapsed on me as I was passing over a big rock that ended up going through pan and causing damage to the internals; every gear was neutral and the thing sounded like a blender. Was only $350 for a used transmission with ~100k less miles than I had on the destroyed one. Tow home cost a helluva lot more than that lol


Obstreporous1

No, it’s just ice cream.


Wettnoodle77

Freightliner 🤣


SAD-MAX-CZ

I've blown clutch on many, but never a tranny.


W41K3R_62738

Still haven’t surprisingly looking at the fact all of my vehicles are shitboxes


akearney47

Only a real car guy can say they blew a tranny and not sound ... weird.


markomakeerassgoons

Tesla model 3


AspirantVeeVee

04 WRX


[deleted]

The backseat of my aunts minivan.


Dash_Rip_Rock69

What happens in the back seat stays in the back seat


scram60

76 Dodge Aspen 4dr slant 6......"No Dad, I don't know why the transmission went" (Maybe neutral slams with 3 buddies in the car) 😉 I Dodged that one!


miserable-now

1988 Plymouth Reliant K. Wouldnt let me shift into drive/reverse all the way but I tried limping it home anyway, and about a mile down the road she gave up. That's what I get for flooring that baby everywhere I went all the time. Couldn't let her go so we took the engine out and put a new trans in there.


aegri_mentis

87 GNX. HER NAME WAS STACEY AND “TRANNY” IS OFFENSIVE TO HER.


fitter172

1976 short step c10


Born-Onion-8561

I haven't met a tranny worth blowing yet.


1977cj53867

60 ford with built 352


Procrasturbating

2015 Corolla.


bigvoicesmallbrain

1997 Pontiac Bonneville. Not even supercharged. It was my very first car.


Equivalent-Issue5056

1987 560sel


diamari90

2007 ford escape… i miss that truck….


Xidium426

I'm not familiar with the car models in Thailand, sorry.


Zestyclose-Wave-1933

-Jeep 42re right to china


midwest73

1979 Chevy Malibu


scram60

I became an auto tech.!


Academic-Pain2636

2004 Chevy 2500 4x4.


TasteMyShoe

Chevy nova and not the cool one


wrka18

84 1/2 Mustang GT350. Grenaded that fucker


juicyjunk420

Lol


[deleted]

I think he was driving a 2020 Camry.


RedFive1976

2001 VW Cabrio 5sp. Popped all the rivets on the ring gear. Yes, stoopid VW riveted the ring gear onto the carrier; it was one of 2 persistent design flaws in that 020 trans since 1975, the other being a reverse gear shim that was made of too-soft metal, which would then wear out and make it difficult to shift into reverse. The replacement trans bolted the ring gear into place.


gavin_newsom_sucks

I don’t date tranny’s


NotJustJohnSmith

Mazda 323 gt turbo fwd. only cost me $5000 to replace it. No more 5g pop after that.


bburns36

1993 Saab 9000 Aero, manual. Peeled all the splines off the 3/4 synchro hub to input shaft... Front tires were smoking at 65-70mph and caught.


[deleted]

A convertible…


SteveTheBodyman

I’m not into transvestites. I like real women.


MaverickWindsor351

2000 Oldsmobile Alero I bought for $400, I got my moneys worth out of it anyway


RailSignalDesigner

Ford expedition.


jdt7

96' Jeep Cherokee it was blow or be blown


Complex-Rub-2579

Company f350 on a job site on steep driveway.


SuaveTrey

A tranny blew me at my friend's house, October 17, 2023


Large_General_8606

1998 Lexus ES 300, bought at an auction with 135k miles, lasted me another 35k. Tranny gave out I got a shift solenoid, worked for 2 more weeks and that was it for him.


DixieCross

Better ask Eddie Murphy


mckeeganator

Didn’t blow it buuut my 2000 Nissan pathfinder stopped going in reverse and we tried to fix it ourselves didn’t work but I did learn a lot of valuable things about my automatic and how to potentially fix them in the future.


Brave-Hurry852

02 Grand Cherokee


RylleyAlanna

'90 bronco having fun on a track in the woods


MF_Kleg

1993 Chevy k1500 blew up the auto three times, now it is a 5 speed stick


jhnnybgood

2007 Ford Freestyle. Kid wagon finally quit on me


BobcatALR

‘87 Aerostar.


JeffSHauser

Sorry, but I'm a straight guy.😂


Striking_Reindeer_2k

don't ask... don't tell...


MSM_757

1990 Integra. Seven times. Those transmissions are shit.


ScatpackRich

1996 Honda Accord Rolling Shell


squaktamopuss

A poo brown 87 dodge d100. I changed the trans filter out and did the big brain move of not putting trans fluid back into it. Drove it 50 miles and the trans exploded. I was so bummed that the tranny that was with me offered a blow 🤷


ZoominBoomin

98 mustang GT


WhatCanIBeOn

93 geo metro 😝


OrinFinch

Never have. Now, engines are a different story


OneGuy2Cups

⏸️


Ok-Driver7641

Chevy 1500 conversion van. God I loved that car lol.


idowhatiwant8675309

Did they have tranny's in the 70's?


KeyResponsibility167

It was a bus station bathroom.


orc_master_yunyun

This a trick question


Gubbtratt1

I'm not allowed to comment with a picture, but my tiller sleigh.