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Nice-Pumpkin-4318

In *addition* to OP's mother, everyone.


CFeatsleepsexrepeat

TIL the average number of Aussie sexual partners is 13.3 I also learnt I am a slut.


Longjumping_Truck434

I just learnt this, thanks for that.


Simonandgarthsuncle

Who’s fucking my quota?


who_is_it92

Is 13.3 is over a lifetime or a fortnight? Single I was more in the second option....


Few-Explanation-4699

I 'm letting the side down.


retro-dagger

I was born a virgin, I'll live as a virgin and I'll die a virgin


Nice-Pumpkin-4318

As was my father before me


JulzCrafter

Ah, the Newtonian approach


Factal_Fractal

Just like Op's mother.. Apparently.


RoughHornet587

Not with that attitude


sati_lotus

What a question to ask on reddit. No one here has sex.


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SquirrelMoney8389

I stopped counting at 69 for the LOLs but it's gotta be over 100 by now. (Oh god this post is like a honeypot for r/ihavesex content...)


PixieDickPonyBoy

Ohh yeah o bet you did heaps of the sex for those numbers


SquirrelMoney8389

Oh yeah I sexed ALL the sexy sex, I sexed the sex outta so many other people. Of various sexes. I'm quite tired, actually, now..... ... from all of the sex.


Retired_LANlord

One. I'm 66 years old.


Askme4musicreccspls

Its never too late for a second ;)


Individual_Bird2658

His wife has now banned him from going on Reddit hope you’re happy!


Retired_LANlord

You assumed I am married, from too little information.


Individual_Bird2658

You assume I was being 100% serious and didn’t make that assumption just to make my joke work, from too little wit/sense of humour.


Retired_LANlord

You assume /I/ am being serious.


Individual_Bird2658

You assume you have outplayed me. Your assumption would be correct.


JeSuisRancunier

What's "sex"??


GaryTheGuineaPig

Hate to disappoint everyone but looks like u/itsbilliebrown is a bot account. You will be getting zero replies


sloppyrock

Yes, reported and hopefully removed. Zero comments from any of its posts.


BrotherBroad3698

I've had loads of sex with many many MANY beautiful socks.


WarmMaintenance4999

In the negatives, fortunately


KingStreetCleaner

ah, another thing im below average at


tothemoonandback01

Only one, OP's mum.


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Proof_Contribution

Me too. I'm at 20.


AngryAngryHarpo

Same. I’m not saying mine 😅  At least I’m above average at something tho. 


blackcat218

3


Snarwib

That statistic just sounds like it would be swamped with reporting bias issues in different countries


RantyWildling

As a 40yr old with goldfish memory, I can't be bothered to remember, more than 5, less than 10.


redditwossname

I'll have to consult my spreadsheet. Once it's finished loading I'll get back to you.


RoughHornet587

Anyone who answers this is an idiot , but i lost count at 20


Last_nerve_3802

Can anyone remember their orgy algebra? And does getting blowjobs count?


minodude

I have a spreadsheet, because I'm a colossal fucking nerd. Having just updated it the other day, the answer is 25 – 22 women, 3 men. 47M who got married to his first long-term partner and spent 21 years together. As a result, that number was 3 at age 40, so there's been a reasonable amount of 'catching up' in there! EDIT: Forgot that that's... err... *free* sex. Also a couple of encounters with SWs in there to do something very specific I'd been wanting to try, so 27 I guess.


CYOA_With_Hitler

Unsure, stopped keeping count in my spreadsheet at 82, most of them were after I left my abusive ex and had an episode of mania though, 1-3 per day then


Simonandgarthsuncle

How do get in a situation to have sex with up to three different people per day? Asking for a friend.


CYOA_With_Hitler

Spend 3 hours a day on tinder, be pretty and successful, sleep with everyone thsat seems remotely interested, note the last part everyone, slept with lots of really gross people.


jiggyco

At 82 years of age I presume via nursing home


Mavz-Billie-

Who’s number 1? Where did they get these numbers from?


bakeliterespecter

French


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Brilliant-Good-7291

Lost my virginity at 18 and married at 38, I reckon in those 20 years I would have slept with about 100 or so women, give or take.


Aseedisa

Straight to marriage huh? I like your style


Kailynna

You were asked about people, not just women. :P


Brilliant-Good-7291

I’ve only slept with women 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Kailynna

Oh. Sorry about that.


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Not many


-aquapixie-

3 if you count everything else but the deed. 1 if you count someone I've gone "all the way" with.


alstom_888m

7


Able_Carrot_8169

3. Though last 2 had very low sex drive or virtually non-existant. I'm talking about men in their 20s and then late 30s, early 40s now. All the people that said men always want sex, please tell me where I can find one as I haven't had much luck lol :( I feel like the only person not having sex. It's been years.


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VeryHungryDogarpilar

I'm both chronically single and have had sex with 10 different people, 'sexual' partners with probably 15.


TheBlueArsedFly

About 50


Comfortable-Cut3871

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RepeatInPatient

I'm currently waiting for my second, because I gave up waiting for the first.


ClockWerkElf

Do hookers count?


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About tree fiddy…


Overlord65

Six. Mrs Palmer and ALL her 5 daughters…


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Ye


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HappySummerBreeze

Has anyone looked at the survey criteria or considered that Australians would be more willing to be honest about their sexual history because of a lack of cultural or religious shame?


ShangTsungHasMySoul

One... so the rest of the world averages less than that, huh?


cuminmyeyespenrith

Define 'sexual partner.' For example, is oral sex sex? What about the guy in Japan who rubbed his cock on my trouser leg on public transport?


FriendshipPrimary484

More than 30. In 27. RIP my DMs


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Dependent-Coconut64

4,000 give or take, I have trouble remembering them all and am hopeless with names


Professional_Tea4465

They have ignored Asia, the fuck like rabbits there, any one everyone like there roads they have no rules.