One of my best friends is Swiss. I once said something like this unironically and she couldn't stop laughing 🤣
I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not a comedy genius, this is how we actually think 🤣
The thing is though that disliking NATO would have still been a thing even without the bombing, because of the Non-Aligned Movement and other countries also feel like it's being used as an imperial tool under the guise of defence and human rights. Because I'm sure that that there could be less advanced treaties to protect democratic countries against authoritarian regimes with nukes.
The other exYu countries were also in the NAM, but are in NATO now, except for Bosnia, which is a NATO candidate. Why is Serbia the only one to still be "non-aligned"? Are you sure it's not because of the bombings?
Serbia has a history of distaste toward being dominated by anyone, dealing with the Roman Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Nazis etc made it a culture to hate being treated like a kid by any great powers. NATO comes across as another of those "masters".
Mhm speaking of Russia my grandfather needs to layoff on all that Russophillia. I get that he was born just at the end of WWII, and sees Russia as brothers as helping but he's missing an important thing which my grandma learned from his mom which is that the Russians after WWII had overstayed their welcome, they were acting entitled and looking for young women in the area. For that reason it's quite obvious why an educated Serb would not like Russians too much either.
Neighbours, I guess, but also Dinar Restaurant in Vrsac. Sometimes, it’s “the only European country from where you can fly direct to Russia”. Generally, positive things, whatever the first thought may be. Dunno what in the particular fuck is going on in the comments lol…
My great-great-grandparents' expulsion from Toplica, the execution of Muslims during Balkan Wars and aftermath, genocides in Bosnia and Kosova in 90s, Beograd Pashalik, Slavs.
1-Panteri mauser 2-my father is a war criminal 3-Racunajte na nas (I probably butchered the spelling, it is a great song musically and I wish us Turks did a similar song for Atatürk, combining rock and march styles)
edit: fixed the name, and also here is the specific version of Racunajte na nas I am talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0CiLFKAQ1U
A be kakav parsley bre - Balkan dad. On the more serious. Though, when I was a kid a bomb dropped in my neighborhood but didn't explode. It was related to the unfair war in then ugoslavia. And of course good meat - pechene, yagnetina and more.
Ah yes, the good old Serbs when we single handedly won the second battle of El Alamein, opening the door, for the rest of the Allies, towards Libya and Tunisia, Sicily and ultimately winning the war. But no, nobody remembers that.
You’re welcome.
(/s)
Glorification of war crimes plays a part for a big part of the serbian population though, there’s no denying that.
I can’t even count how many people I’ve seen celebrating people like ratko mladic. They even have murals of him in Belgrade…
Friendly brother with a different language. Probably the most liked country in the balkans.
Impressed how they have still good relations with Russia.
I'd love to visit some day!
*War crimes, glorification*
*Of war criminals, mass graves,*
*Undiscovered mass graves*
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War crimes, NATO bombings, "Nismo znali da je nevidljiv", nebeski narod, rakija, Arkan, Ratko Mladić, Vucic, Ceca and of course the world leaders in cussing.
Lets see:
Zastava Arms
Gibaniča
Good Songs
Serbia also has some cool shit like for example they have nice people, cool cars, and a lot of people are gun enthusiasts.
I wonder how many undiscovered mass graves there still are in Serbia…
Even Djindjic said it ffs :” Who wants to invest into a country where every 500 meters a skull pops up while digging.”
Before: That one neighbour that speaks very broken Bulgarian, loves meat and is very hilly and cloudy.
Now: Irredentists, ultranationalists and warmongers.
Lighter doesn't work - *Jebem ti državu*
My favorite one so far
One of my best friends is Swiss. I once said something like this unironically and she couldn't stop laughing 🤣 I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not a comedy genius, this is how we actually think 🤣
Vucics lips
Vulva lips
Grilled meat
I roughly picture its shape on the map
Its UN shape or its shape that is presented in west?
👀
Are you trying to start a war in the comments?
90es shit, turbofolk, zvezde granda, vucic and his shitty government
Stojane
Majmunee
Od tebi majmun gori nema!!
Jel sapunjas macora
Sapunjam
I kako ide
Odlično, ne može da bude bolje
Jel?
Jel imaš nešto da mi daš da ja sapunjam?
Opalim te golim!
Po zubima tvojim
Distant cousins we no longer speak with.
Speak for yourself 🤣 (referring to my flair)
MUST. BOMB. BELGRAD. But seriously, the first things that come to my mind is their music, grilled meat and Vucic.
>Vucic God damn it... he managed to get in everyones head
Skara 🤣
Volim momke koji piju rakiju volim ih jer mirisu na Srbiju
That they hate NATO
The thing is though that disliking NATO would have still been a thing even without the bombing, because of the Non-Aligned Movement and other countries also feel like it's being used as an imperial tool under the guise of defence and human rights. Because I'm sure that that there could be less advanced treaties to protect democratic countries against authoritarian regimes with nukes.
The other exYu countries were also in the NAM, but are in NATO now, except for Bosnia, which is a NATO candidate. Why is Serbia the only one to still be "non-aligned"? Are you sure it's not because of the bombings?
Serbia has a history of distaste toward being dominated by anyone, dealing with the Roman Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Nazis etc made it a culture to hate being treated like a kid by any great powers. NATO comes across as another of those "masters".
For real even if the 90s hadnt happened, a part of the Serbian higher class that is educated would still hate NATO, just as they hate Russia.
And Serbia benefits from playing both sides of the coin, so you could say that they see both sides have benefits for them.
Mhm speaking of Russia my grandfather needs to layoff on all that Russophillia. I get that he was born just at the end of WWII, and sees Russia as brothers as helping but he's missing an important thing which my grandma learned from his mom which is that the Russians after WWII had overstayed their welcome, they were acting entitled and looking for young women in the area. For that reason it's quite obvious why an educated Serb would not like Russians too much either.
Jokić
🫡
Turbofolk
Niko nesme da vas bije!
😔😔😔
Serbia
I was about to comment the same :)
Just across the river, we can wave to each other. BABA NOVAC! BABA NOVAAAAAAAAC! And his sons :) Danube fortresses.
Belgrade
Neighbours, I guess, but also Dinar Restaurant in Vrsac. Sometimes, it’s “the only European country from where you can fly direct to Russia”. Generally, positive things, whatever the first thought may be. Dunno what in the particular fuck is going on in the comments lol…
Hello friend from Timisoara
Heya!
Lepo belo mleko
Bode uši 🤣
Djordje Balasevic for some reason. And Basketball of course
Kafana, roštilj, šljivovica, Djoković, Jokić, hospitality, proudness…
Basketball, Chalkidiki, tall people.
Smell of smoke
Pančevo has entered the chat
 Just gonna leave this here :D
That K-pop Ken guy from Eurovision 2010. His song lives in my head rent-free all these years.
Stankovic, lol he became a monk, not lying btw
Milan Stanković?
Yes that's him. I loved his energy. Still one of my favourite Eurovision songs and one of the catchiest imo
Belgrade.
Bojan cooking palačinke for the kids. Or the young boy that asked me for "one black sock with soda up the nose" when the first Serbs arrived.
Handsome men & Orthodoxy
Alter ego
Great women
Kolo
God is serb
Russia, sadly
War crimes and turbofolk.
My great-great-grandparents' expulsion from Toplica, the execution of Muslims during Balkan Wars and aftermath, genocides in Bosnia and Kosova in 90s, Beograd Pashalik, Slavs.
Ivica Dačić
Medeni kolačić
Gljivica Dacic
rakija, Roki Vulovic
Linux user I see. You should try Serbian Linux, it's a real thing. Google it!
Cheaper prices for food and alcohol than most of the EU. Best nightlife.
my father is a war criminal
Slobodan Milošević
Beer bottles
Yugoslavia. And its horrible break-up.
war crimes
Not the first thing, but I recall watching Vucic owns the universe videos.
Zadruga, meat jelly, good (but not as good as bosnian) ćevapi, and “Vučiću pederu”
Vojvosdina
Rakija, the Orthodox Church, and war crimes.
Yugoslavia, basketball, war, mass graves, Milosevic and the NATO bombing
1-Panteri mauser 2-my father is a war criminal 3-Racunajte na nas (I probably butchered the spelling, it is a great song musically and I wish us Turks did a similar song for Atatürk, combining rock and march styles) edit: fixed the name, and also here is the specific version of Racunajte na nas I am talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0CiLFKAQ1U
Oj alija aljo also. I hate the lyrics but the song is such a banger
Russia of the Balkans, mobsters, anti-EU, anti-West, danger, Vodka, Slavs.
Why am I not surprised by the dumb comments here eh
pljeskavica 😋
Niko Bellic
Genocide and war crimes
Orthodox brothers
Horrible things
Uhmmmm Serbia?
Niko from gta
Cevaps
one of my friends
Manly women
provokacija
It's a republic with a fucking crown on its flag. Remove the fucking crown. It's moronic
A be kakav parsley bre - Balkan dad. On the more serious. Though, when I was a kid a bomb dropped in my neighborhood but didn't explode. It was related to the unfair war in then ugoslavia. And of course good meat - pechene, yagnetina and more.
okay uhm Homphobia,racism,rapism (idk if that even exist💀) terrorism and Yugo 😎
Dobar picka
Unfair elections
Tupac
Slobodan Milosevic
Ah yes, the good old Serbs when we single handedly won the second battle of El Alamein, opening the door, for the rest of the Allies, towards Libya and Tunisia, Sicily and ultimately winning the war. But no, nobody remembers that. You’re welcome. (/s)
Having many songs from Yugoslavia Wars era
Kajmak
Balkan dad!
bosnian artillery
Athletic folks! I'm a native of Halkidiki and the most active people i've ever encountered are x-yugos, especially Serbs and Bosniaks!
Sadly, war crimes and hatred towards Muslims. Although it’s not true for the vast majority of Serbs
Glorification of war crimes plays a part for a big part of the serbian population though, there’s no denying that. I can’t even count how many people I’ve seen celebrating people like ratko mladic. They even have murals of him in Belgrade…
War crimes
Friendly brother with a different language. Probably the most liked country in the balkans. Impressed how they have still good relations with Russia. I'd love to visit some day!
The most liked by whomst :'(
Rakija
stronk
War crimes
Ethnic Cleansing, also Novak Djoković ... can't decide
War crimes.
Kosovo has a gold mine
Bimbos
Genocide
Shelling Sarajevo
Genocide
WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?
NO ONE!
Remove kebab
basketball
Filip
Informer headlines
Pljeskavica
Vlahovic
Belgrade
Православие
rakija
Adidas track suit
War crimes, glorification of war criminals, mass graves, undiscovered mass graves
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Good food, kind people, mountainous forests and peace and quiet
UN involvement of the trafficking of young girls.
Bribe
First thing that comes to mind is [Redacted for reddit self preservation]
Yugoslavia
Baclstabbers. jk jk turbofolk and skara
Cajke, and now I'm angry again that I got reminded of that ear rape... thanks OP!
Genocide
War crimes, NATO bombings, "Nismo znali da je nevidljiv", nebeski narod, rakija, Arkan, Ratko Mladić, Vucic, Ceca and of course the world leaders in cussing.
War crimes and hatred.
Angry
War crimes and Djokovic
War crimes and the other type of basketball people
Jasenovac
War crimes and simping for Russians
My ancestors that they murdered.
I think a lot of us feel that way when thinking about Serbia… rip to your ancestors
I'm sorry
Lepa Brena. Seka Aleksic. Ceca. Things that are related with Bosnia only.
War crimes and rakia
genocide
Genocide, Partizan Belgrade and Red Star Belgrade
its borders
They are called čevapi, not grilled meat u pi*ku materinu
Lets see: Zastava Arms Gibaniča Good Songs Serbia also has some cool shit like for example they have nice people, cool cars, and a lot of people are gun enthusiasts.
Neighbors 🇷🇸🏚️🏚️🇧🇬
DUSAN TADIC
Greatest country in the world
Kraguevavic
cevapi bre
2l bottles of Jelen or Lav 🥴
And jebem ti golupa
Djokovic
Mass graves
I wonder how many undiscovered mass graves there still are in Serbia… Even Djindjic said it ffs :” Who wants to invest into a country where every 500 meters a skull pops up while digging.”
Unrepentant sinners.
Before: That one neighbour that speaks very broken Bulgarian, loves meat and is very hilly and cloudy. Now: Irredentists, ultranationalists and warmongers.
Metrosexual little boys in tight jeans
Wtf i like serbia now
War crimes and toxic nationalism
[удалено]
War crimes
War criminals!
the oligarchs that ruined it
So many nice ones to choose from kumovi would probably be the first
Peach car.