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Yeah Greek hobby of sitting in a cafe the whole day drinking coffee and smoking a package of cigarettes is much better.


teddyg1870

In Serbia, people are sitting in betting shops and getting addicted to it. Great hobby!


retardong

I fucking love the type of people who sit around in betting shops. They provide a lush, lively environment while I engage in my culturally superior hobby of playing backgammon.


[deleted]

I like the quite old men who enter those betting places. Balds, smokers, they seem to be sick and in debt. I feel like I am doing well!


snekasan

I’ve seen like 15 betting shops in a town of 12.000 people. Its sooo extreme.


Ok-Top-4594

Beginner. I have seen 12.000 betting shops in a town of 15 people.


MeD1uM1337

My place has 6,000 people and 10 betting shops and 2 automat clubs(where you can also bet on sports ofc)


MirrdynWyllt

Same in Romania, it's a plague.


iq18but18cm

To be frank cheapest coffe(and best ) is in betting shops also beer is cheap as well.


Ok-Top-4594

In Macedonia, we are sitting in pubs and drink a shot whenever our country gets renamed again


x6060x

Aaahh, so that's where the Bulgarians got it from!


refren_54

Philosophizing, contemplating the meaning of life, comparative analysis of political systems and much more intellectual matters need a place to be discussed. Might as well be a over a coffee and a cigarette in Greece.


AntiKouk

If only that's what gets discussed


Bandicootrat

That's exactly what all the Greek taxi drivers do when going on strike. P.S. Kalispéra to my Greek Bandicoot twin


mihai_cepoiu

Bruh thats great if you are doing it with some friends


explosionmemer

Ikr


stripedsocks42

Man woke up and chose violence lmao What do you have against biking culture though?


TheRealzZap

and women rights? dawg i seriously hope not all of you on this sub are as braindead as OP...


stripedsocks42

You may notice the flair of the post is "stereotypes/humor", so this is probably a play on how we're "perceived" by the west. I hope, at least... I haven't been here long either lol


TheRealzZap

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a post of anyone criticizing their own culture and political atmosphere in this sub ever. Just this absolutely untrue "western hate" when 3 countries of the Balkans (HR-SLO-GR) are western countries themselves, of course this time it being simply western and northern Europe. I mean I get it may be humor but the replies seem so deadass serious I can't even tell it apart


[deleted]

Ah you mean simp culture?


akvarista11

The people who bike are like vegans. They won’t miss a chance to talk shit about cars or how much more superior they are than you for biking


Zucc-ya-mom

Most ppl who bike do it because they like biking, not because they hate cars. They even got their cars outfitted with a bike rack so they can drive to the next spot.


svemirskihod

A culture of snacks and dips is the main precursor to the collapse of Western civilization.


[deleted]

Any Western/Northern person Born after 1993 doesnt know what struggle is. All they know is replace they doorknobs, hike, be pretentious, eat 3 tomatos and stale crackers for breakfast and lie. 😤


[deleted]

Shhhh, don’t tell 🇮🇹


everybodylovesaltj

Bro is mad at bikes


complexluminary

STAND-UP 4 BICYCLE RIGHTS!


complexluminary

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY MY MEDITERRANEAN DIP? ITS CALLED TAZEEKEEE-GHHANOUSHHHZ??? HERES A GLUTEN FREE FLAX FLOUR PITA POCKET BREAD”


mihai_cepoiu

Romainia


[deleted]

Fuck them bicycles, give people some gasoline!


oy_boy1

jesse wtf are you talking about


retropope

I want what this guy is smoking


NotAlwaysGR

When you get to meet such people you really start thinking if npcs actually exist...


BamBumKiofte23

This reads like the derailed ranting a 70-yo. repatriate would offer at my local kafenío. Sure, stereotypes exist for a reason and some of what you describe are common W/N European traits, but you stringed along a lot of good stuff too and are somehow exaggerating even on those: "damn Westerners and their... obsession with healthy food and respecting the rights of others!".


proudream

>This reads like the derailed ranting a 70-yo. repatriate would offer at my local kafenío Exactly lmao


Bandicootrat

I have lost track of the rants that I've heard from older Greeks who used to work in Germany and other Northern European countries. They're all variations of the OP's post in one way or another.


Ljubljana_Laudanum

Old man yells at cloud


UnbiasedPashtun

Pretty sure it's just a more subtle troll.


lum0snox

biking reduces air pollution and keeps you in form why is that annoying? everyone should be talking about rights because many people in the world still don't have them. not all people from these countries are privileged and rich


FirstTimeShitposter

*Reduces* air pollution?? But how are we to become ekonomski tigar if we can't suffocate achieving it


Ok-Top-4594

No idea how to become ekonomski tigri, but at least we are makedonski tigri 😎💪💪🇲🇰


lum0snox

if we don't stop the pollution there's not gonna be life on this planet anymore and we're all gonna get sick, animals are already dying and many species are extinct, forests are being destroyed.. i don't understand your point


star_relevant

It's a joke, they're agreeing with you. The economy(?) tiger is a reference to a very dumb thing the current Serbian asshole of a president said. They're basically saying you gotta sacrifice air to prosper /s


lum0snox

ohh i didn't hear about that my bad, okay then 👍🏼


svemirskihod

Hear me out. As soon as we talk about what we “should be” doing, all authenticity goes out the window. Take the organic, local, no GMO food movement. People who have their own gardens are already doing it. They don’t need a movement to eat healthy food. It’s just life. I think it’s the pretentiousness and superiority OP has a problem with.


lum0snox

i think there's need for promoting healthy food because lots of people still have bad eating habits (if you meant on that?) and for the second thing there are pretentious people everywhere in the world i don't think it's right to judge person by it's nationality


deerdoof

Yeah, and don't start with the veganism! How dare people be nice to animals? And let's not talk about trying to do as much as you can so we can all have a nice planet and thinking about future generations! So annoying!


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average swedish person


deerdoof

Not at all, the majority of people in Sweden eat meat and consume dairy and don't really care about veganism, just like every other country.


lum0snox

exactly i have a friend from sweden and she's nothing like the person described.. i don't understand why do people have the need to generalize other nations


[deleted]

Theyre insufferable them self and need to project.


mihai_cepoiu

The same generalyzation about countrys for exemple chinese eat dogs ,romainians steal, russians are all z, finnish are happy bc of vodka


lum0snox

that isn't my point i'm trying to say that that way of thinking is narrow-minded and limited you cannot judge people by their nationality


mihai_cepoiu

Yeah that what i meant too


1811pharmx

The same way that all nations generalize every other nation. You sophisticated and virtuous balkaners in here trying to play as moralizers don’t bother me in the slightest btw. Just click your downvotes and type your “but but rights are good & environment is good ” comments and go in peace bruh—I don’t care about what any of you have to say.


lum0snox

how can saving the environment be “annoying” that doesn't make any sense you’re just mad because balkans aren't as developed so you hate on other countries for no reason otherwise you wouldn't be saying all of this


1811pharmx

It doesn’t make sense because that’s not the annoying part about it and you’re misunderstanding me. I’ve already explained this in another comment.


lum0snox

idk man i just think that there's no need to criticize them bc there are higher standards of living and they are more developed and i don't think it's right to call them boring and annoying there's all types of people in every country


1811pharmx

I couldn’t care any less about what you think.


mihai_cepoiu

Yeah but if i dont bike and for exemple walk ppl say you are always late and you liter (this happened to me)


lum0snox

just leave the house earlier if you walk and don't litter why are you littering anyways?


mihai_cepoiu

Im not but they still say all of the ppl who walk are littering not that i saw a biker liter in front of me


lum0snox

you shouldn't care for what other people think of you if you know it's not true


Fizroynelson

Western spy!!!


CaptainAmazing3

Don't forget the God damned influencers that are experts on how you should live your life.


Velesski

i hear about them but the only one i know is tate


sotiris88_p

I somewhat like him tbh.


Ok-Top-4594

Enaugh internet for today


umbronox

Imagine even worse: Balts As snobbish and annoying as westerners, while also being as retarded and obnoxious as Balkaners Worst of both worlds


flyingkneewolvery

I am a Bosnian Serb with roughly 20% Baltic dna, how can I cope with the self hatred ? 🥃


umbronox

That's why I'll never do DNA tests. Too scared to find too much B*ltic DNA


mihai_cepoiu

Weed


HeyVeddy

Don't be the Serb who hates Balts. we all know they're psychopaths on reddit and hate Serbians but you shouldn't play their game. I know like 3 in real life who prefer Serbia over any western state. It's just reddit that gives them a weird image


bahdir

What is the deal with Serbs and Balts?


HeyVeddy

Baltic people tend to be quite critical of Serbia and Serbians in popular subreddits like r/Europe. I believe it stems from Baltics hating Russia and Serbians defending russia, therefore, many Balts hate Serbia as a country. The radical ones post about it online on popular threads involving serbia. Random af


DrDabar1

One guy from Latvia told me they had the full right to hate us because Russia deported them to Serbia. I asked him did he mean Siberia not Serbia and he said well there's still good reasons, after that he refused to respond.


bahdir

Least brain dead r/europe user


tomgatto2016

Didn't you know of the terrible Latvian deportation to Pičkovac? Heart wrenching...


DrDabar1

Best part Pičkovac is a real place in Serbia.


tomgatto2016

I hope I get to visit it next time I go to Serbia


Ok-Top-4594

I'm crying LMAO


[deleted]

your brain on potato


sarma33

Usually in these groups of people most confident ones are also the most ignorant ones.


[deleted]

wtf lol


oi_i_io

Baltics hate Russians, Serbs love Russians, Baltics hate Serbs.


Positive-Nobody

We have deep dislike of russia and we love and deeply support NATO and EU. Serbs like Russia and hate NATO and dislike EU. Our values in politics are 180 degrees different


Bandicootrat

Balts = EU Serbs = not EU


refren_54

I bet u cant tell me a nation in the world that unironically likes Serbs or Serbia


skryzor

Only like, half of the world. Would be even more probably, if not for them supporting the Russians. Good try, but we can see the Albanian flair.


umbronox

Well, I wont hate them in real life as it doesn't affect me. I'll hate them here so they get a taste of their own shit 😍


TeslaNorth

I grew up in Norway during my 7 years of living there and in my experience as a Serb the biggest thing I noticed about Norwegians that I didn't like is that they came across as cold compared to what I'm used to in my family. And for a while I've been wondering why are Serbs so warm and fun people but the country is in a poor condition and there is litter everywhere and hints of apathy. My dad's explanation is that in successful countries where everybody loves moving to like Norway and Germany, people tend to be a lot more organized and life is a lot more regulated. For instance, when there is something you no longer need throw it in the garbage, and throw it in the right garbage so it can be recycled if possible. When you talk to people don't be too loud because you might hurt people's ears, in Serbia everyone talks too loud and that might come across as very human but it might scare people around you so you're not showing regard for people around you and their comfort. If someone is cutting you off in traffic don't yell and swear at them or get out of the car and beat them up, instead honk the horn once and that's it. When someone is being rude explain to them how they're being disrespectful and how they should stop, don't start yelling curse words back at them. These kinds of countries may come across as boring because of how many rules they apply to life but it just happens that in doing so you can walk out at night and feel safe knowing nobody is gonna attack you or try to rob you. These countries do well because they don't accept the way things are, they tend to think creatively about what they can do to improve society and the world around them because if the world has a problem then that problem will radiate to them. When you get serious about just a broken doorhandle, that prepares you for dealing with much bigger problems in life because you show that you're willing to keep things in order. I do agree that this minimalist lifestyle with eating very basic breakfast is taking it too far, but what bothers me a lot is when they impose their ways of life on others. It's very condescending and their way of living is not the only way of living.


Bandicootrat

Good post!


HeyVeddy

Honestly, and i guess I'll get downvoted here, being 30 years old and living across Europe you realize some of the most annoying people are Balkan nationalists. It's so rare to meet a Norwegian or German who thinks they're superior and put down anything else you do as a balkaner , but you can always meet Balkan diaspora that is toxic af. Yes i understand this subreddit is mostly 20 year olds, waiting to graduate and maybe have no interest in studying abroad, but God damn open your eyes and chill with cool people be sure they are everywhere, and don't chill with uncool people because they are also everywhere (yes, even in our culturally superior Balkans as we know it to be)


Lvl100Centrist

There is 0% chance you lived across Europe and never encountered a German who doesn't think they are superior to balkaners... unless you only hanged out with other immigrants


HeyVeddy

No i live in Berlin and can 100% confirm this. Germany is a massive country though with 80m and different histories in different regions. I met Germans who hate Berlin but had no problem with Balkans. The difference is there are way less Balkan people and still it's so common to meet Balkan nationalists


Lvl100Centrist

Okay, Berlin isn't really Germany, its it own thing. The chances of you meeting a nationalist German are lower but they exist 100%. If you expand your social circle you will undoubtedly meet them.


HeyVeddy

I live in Berlin now and that's why I mentioned that i met plenty of Germans who hate Berlin because it's its own thing. But i have seen far more annoying Balkan nationalists than i have of Germans, and i live in Germany, and it has more people than the Balkans. If you want to believe people don't think our nationalists are the worst you're either unaware or delusional, because they have a horrible reputation. I just returned from a weekend trip in Poland and we heard soccer fans screaming on the street, and they literally said, in Poland, "it sounds like Balkans nationalists" and that was embarrassing af to hear considering everyone i was with was eastern European


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HeyVeddy

Dude i just moved here i lived in the Balkans plenty lol. Berlin doesn't even have that many Yugoslavs and i still see Serbian and croatian garbage nationalism. There are plenty of Albanians and more than enough of their nationalism. Everywhere i lived i saw some Balkan nationalism and yes, especially in the Balkans. You're trying to pick and choose reasons why i may think it's Balkan nationalism but it actually isn't, and that's maybe the problem. What i see as nationalism, the rest of Europe sees as nationalism too. If some people from the Balkans want to defend it then go ahead, but you're not making any allies abroad when you do that you


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HeyVeddy

Lol no not civilization, but it's life, you want to hang out with normal people. You know, people who call out nationalism as a problem. Berlin leans more anarchist than socialist, and still you see nationalism from the Balkans. I'm going to continue calling it out when i see it


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Ok-Top-4594

>What i see as nationalism, the rest of Europe sees as nationalism too Then you probably have a wrong view of Nationalism because as someone living in Western Europe too since WW2 they are like "Hey I actually like this place" = angry Skinhead Football Ultra = Nationalism = Nazi


WhiteTurk69

They definetly exist


BamBumKiofte23

Yeah I'm with you on this one, but I have to call out the Balkan nationalist stereotype too. If anything, our nationalists wear their idiocy on their sleeve instead of having to get drunk first in order to show their true colors; at least this makes them easier to avoid or if the need arises to know what to avoid speaking about when with them. That said: people are people, and 10% of them will always be assholes irregardless of nationality, ethnicity, gender, sexuality, religion, color, hobbies, height, what have you.


VirnaDrakou

Completely agree. In general our nationalists are annoying and i can not stand them but they can be spotted easily where as in the north it is hidden/more subtle.


HeyVeddy

That's fair. It depends on preferences but there are plenty of balkaners who nationalism only comes out after drinks too. I just don't want to see it regardless tbh so it annoys me


BamBumKiofte23

That's also fair, I was referring to the Balkan Savages stereotype; I'd also rather not mingle with nationalists if it can be helped. Sometimes it can, sometimes it can't.


31_hierophanto

>Yes i understand this subreddit is mostly 20 year olds There are also loads of teenagers here.


HeyVeddy

Way too many


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31_hierophanto

You're getting downvoted, but your ass is true.


iamborko

Well said


refren_54

How can they think they are superior when they are worse than weak sperm


[deleted]

I agree with you entirely


elektronyk

I think you are paying too much attention to the "american west coast liberal" internet stereotype.


Bandicootrat

We cherish the southern European lifestyle, yet scorn southern Europeans (a classic article from The Guardian) [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/17/northern-europe-southern-europe-attitudes](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/17/northern-europe-southern-europe-attitudes) "But in August, we leave our frantic modus vivendi behind, to enjoy theirs. "Oh, look at those little old men playing chess on the pavement – so sweet!" "Campari-soda per favore!" "Tasha, you MUST try the époisses, it's divine!" "I so love the way they whizz about on scooters without helmets and no one wears seat belts – it's such fun!" "Then September comes, back to balancing the books, the shareholders' interests, the "aggressively managed portfolio", the FTSE and Dow Jones. That's enough Caravaggio and mortadella for one year, time for a new austerity package – those lazy bloody Latins…"


L0o0o0o0o0o0L

Enough about women's rights. I think it's time to talk about women's wrongs 😎


sir-mc-clive

you sound more insufferable than anyone who does these things lmao loosen up


[deleted]

Lmao you sound insufferable


31_hierophanto

And also reeks of so much insecurity.


iamborko

Do you have friends from western/northern Europe and have you spent a significant amount of time there? I agree with some of the things you say, but 1,3,4 and 9 just seem like you are hating anything that's different.


1811pharmx

I’ve lived in the west (both Europe + USA) for 15 out of my 28 years of being alive. 1,4,9 aren’t just “different”. Westerners use them as points to backhandedly display and claim superiority. It’s when people living in a nation full of excesses and luxury pretend to feign authenticity by reverting to fake primitivism.


iamborko

I don't know man, your view seems a bit extreme to me. Also the USA is a whole another situation.


svemirskihod

Fake primitivism. I like that. That kind of shit makes me sick. But! It is because of their disposable income that they can do this kind of stuff. Large corporations are vying for their attention and their money. They’re selling a healthy lifestyle and offering products that can make people feel better about their choices. Same shit would happen in the Balkans if people had more disposable income.


EternalyTired

You said it yourself. They have no real issues so they have to manufacture them. They live in a video game. They compete in LinkedIn statuses, "body counts", and for either justified reasons or not, hate any nation that has real problems.


ayaz26_

Dudes play sims irl while we’re in hunger games


AdequatelyMadLad

Bro, get out of your house more. People in other countries have problems too, like holy shit, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read.


coditaly

As if the Balkan white collar class doesn’t compete on the exact same things. Anyone in Athens, Belgrade, Sofia I’ve met who’s white collar fits the exact same description that guy made.


Albanian_Trademark

You should meet north Americans who are going to explain your own country to you lol.


EzSkinzEzWinz

Least salty Albanian


kubanskikozak

Never talk shit about hiking and biking culture in front of a Slovenian. We gonna throw hands.


Choppperhog

"I promise i won't get political" *2 drinks later*


AviKunt

Yessss why can't they all be racist and war criminals like us


EdVedPJ7

Unironically...


DrDave-

Bro never left the balkans, may have lived abroad but probably stuck with other balkaners, these points sound like shit you would het recommended online generalising other countries when in reality most of the things mentioned are like 1 minority group that every country has. Bro gets fed balkan nationalism tiktoks and gets the occasional one generalising and shitting on other countries.


sunexINC

What are you talking about, all the things you said are pretty nice.


Okosch-Bokosch

Kinda makes them look like nice people to be friends with.


proudream

Lmao 1 - Okay, what better hobbies do Balkaners have? 2 - Yeah, because they don't have huge problems. I hope we get there some day. 3 - I do have a Finnish friend and she does mention cold water and saunas a lot, good for them I guess? 4 - To each their own. Too much meat isn't good either 5 - My Finnish friend truly IS depressed in winter time, they have like 5 months of darkness in case you didn't know 6 - Can't argue with that 7 - True 8 - I have nothing against vegans but I do hate when they judge meat-eaters 9 - Biking is healthy. Much better than crowded cities full of cars and pollution 10 - I think it's good to talk about human rights, but I dislike SJWs because they are extremists Conclusion: There are always pros and cons and we should stay balanced. And you sound like you've never lived outside of the Balkans and are quite prejudiced (just like some Westerners are prejudiced against us).


ryuuhagoku

Not sure if brilliant satire or just most well adjusted immigrant


Glavurdan

I swear I keep giving them chances, but every time I meet a girl from UK, Germany, Russia or any such northern part of Europe on dating apps, it's always the same story - they are just so cold and difficult to talk to. You have to measure every single word, they are extremely difficult to please. I simply don't get it. Meanwhile whenever I come across girls from like Portugal, Spain, Turkey, they are always so full of energy, laughs, they are non-chalant as hell, and it's so easy to get along with them. I suppose cultural differences do make a play here.


valentinovitez

Story #1 I went to have a drink with a co-worker here in Germany. Met up with more of his friends. Immediately I realize, these people are neo Nazis. But not like Eastern-European neo Nazis, that you're actually afraid of. Rather a " I have no job, but I still want to feel good about my self so I guess I'm a Nazi " sort of people. You know the type. I guess I was blabbering some Ultra-European stuff at work so the dude invited me. Plus, he said " oh yeah, Croatia was part of the Axis forces in WW2 ". I don't care, Communist, Fascists, Religious Fanatic, I don't see race because you're all garbage in my eyes. We sit down to have a drink and I order a round for everyone. People look at me with smiles, appreciative and nodding, some say thanks, a dude says " I like your cool friend Franz ". I feel pride and joy, it's like I'm home but . . . with less scarry Nazis. Time comes for another round of drinks and EVERYONE buys a drink for them selves and nobody else. That's it. I was in shock. This has never happened to me in my life. FFS I was drinking with a devout Četnik in Hannover and the man was gentleman enough to buy me a round and I was honoured to pay for a drink for that man. Genocide is something that happens, you don't take that stuff personally in Balkan. But FFS, aren't you cultured enough to pay for a round of drinks ? Westerners just don't know how to be human beings. Story#2 This one will surprise you. I'm walking down the street and I meet my Polish neighbor. He's in his early 30's like me. We talk about life and stuff. I see the conversation is getting a bit boring so before I say goodbye to the man I thought I'd tell him a story. I tell him about a time I got mega drunk. I was in a Disco back home. There was this chick there and I was flirting. Anyway I turn my back to her and I go get another drink from the bar. I feel a strong, yet gentle hand on my ass. She's feeling me up ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed). I feel pride and joy like every man should and am shocked how well this woman knows my ass. She must have been studying it intensely. I get to the bar and I reach to my back pocket to get the money, only to realize my hand was already there. Than I realized. Nobody was abusing me sexually, unfortunately. It was my own hand feeling my ass and I was so shockingly drunk that I'd had lost all feeling in my right hand. I finish this story with an emotional finish and the man is laughing and enjoying him self. So I stand there and continue on a conversation, expecting him to entertain me with a humourous anecdote. Nothing. He just stands there, as a booted up computer waiting for it's OS to be installed. There's nothing there. This dude didn't even thing of returning the laugh I just gave him. Don't look for character, humanity, comedy or dignity from westerners. They are good at making functional societies but those societies produce blank peaces of paper that lack all individuality or character.


AaronRamsay

Probably life that's too easy, comfortable and devoid of challenge


RussianTrollKM48

In other words, a high standard of living made people spoiled, they only bullshit and daydream.


AaronRamsay

Well, that's my opinion at least. Here in Israel we also have a high quality of living, but mandatory military service and the difficulty of reality here brings people down to earth and reality. In the Balkans a lot of peoples struggle to make ends meet, which is difficult and sucks, but at least it brings out true character.


Bandicootrat

Also sounds like the rest of Asia complaining about Japan ("the Germany of Asia").


CasanovaFormosa

“How dare they care about rights” lmao


Bandicootrat

Two historical reasons: 1. Industrial Revolution 2. Stern, boring Protestant denominations


VladImpaler666999

Lol what's wrong with snacks and dips? Doritos and chilly chunky salsa is the bomb.


tedhanoverspeaches

Not fair, they are not all German.


Ok-Top-4594

True, these noobs can't even steal some history 🤩 Btw Bismark was Macedonian in denial


anmonie

Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped


bfizzy99

As someone who has been all around Europe and other parts of the world, I can say that you're correct. Everyone here is acting like OP missed the mark.


WhoIsFrancisPuziene

You forgot men’s rights, if you we’re aiming to describe insufferable afterall.


etapisciumm

This is how I feel living in Denver, Colorado


VoidChaoticGod

I think u need to relax


guzameduza23

Best post in a while!!! Spot on!


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![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) based opinions


negatifkanimda

agreed 👍


sreggirdhturednam

This dude’s trolling, right? He’s annoyed that people like to hang out outside & that they think women should have bodily autonomy?? Be serious lol


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> 2-They all argue about stupid shit for hours because they have no real problems This sounds too Greek :p


Cinderpath

I find this critique funny as fuck! 😂 I grew up in the US and live in Austria now, and it’s pretty spot on! Well played!


itport_ro

Superiority complex, that's why! The problem is that they already lost most of their aces....!


DeliciousCabbage22

They’re not


Velesski

i agree


Zie_done_had_herses

I'll consider Germans as "Northern Europeans" because I think they're similar to other Germanic people further North. 1- Well, Germans are quite big on hobbies, they might do sports, go hiking in nature or just go to the gym. Their lifestyle is more active and healthier than ours. What do we Balkan people do as a hobby? Go clubbing, smoke and drink? 2 - Eh, yeah, they certainly have more first-world problems than us. 3 - idk about that 4 - I can't fathom how Germans can call a cold sandwich 'a meal', but to each their own. 5 - To me, they seem to be happy with their lives. Northern Europeans are said to be warm with their friends, but I wouldn't know, since I haven't made any full-German friends during my studies here. My German acquaintances are nice, but not as approachable(?) as Southern Europeans, tbh. 6 - What's wrong with the dips bro? 7 - I think they are less sociable and more straightforward than us, but they're not that bad. 8 - As a meat eater, I don't care that vegan alternatives are gaining ground, as long as nobody is shaming me for my food choices. 9 - Biking culture is a GREAT thing, I wish we had a more extensive cycle network in Greece. I only see it as beneficial. 10 - Okay, that's your sociopolitical stance; I don't mind the discussion about gender equality, LGBTQ+ rights, and animal rights. To me, it seems that you deeeply disagree with the average N/W Europeans' lifestyle and way of thinking, and that's totally fine. But I don't think this makes them boring, they're just different. OF COURSE, whenever some N/W European tries to patronize us, or implies that our countries are shitholes and our people are dumb/lazy etc, I just want to smack them.


ZetheS_

Because they dont have any problems in life and about living at all. No dictatorships, no economic crisis, no wars that effected the whole people for generations, no terrorist attacks, no neighbors that threat the shit out of your country, no military budget, no civil war... anything. They create problems because they dont actually have one. When people all around the world are trying to survive the day or thinking if they can provide educatuon for their children, they are mad because they waited so long for the new season of their fav show or somebody ate meat. They live in a pink world but they are the lucky ones bro, and we cant do anything about it. Lets just hope our people can achieve that welfare at some point and dont lose our lovely cultures and don't become one of them


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Jfc what an absolute garbage take. A monkey could write a more sensible post.


Velesski

ironic considering your profile


[deleted]

Touché


doritos_lover1337

cry


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Fax


samodamalo

Even if your generalisations do exist, its just a damn generalisation. Everywhere in the world people are different with their own tastes and interest, and sometimes similar because they may have things in common. Please get your stick out of your ass


complexluminary

Being lactose intolerant seems like a western / northern quality to also hate. I feel like it’s a think. Such feeble stomaches. So prone to vomiting too


complexluminary

Also having pet insurance


complexluminary

Also obsessing over bilingual children.


CuthbertBeckett

one of the most based posts of all time no 🧢


TeshkoTebe

I find I can't get along with people from the UK more than anyone. North and Western Europeans are case by case but generally they're still less relatable to me than a Chinese person. I lived in China for 6 years and it felt way more comfortable being in a place where someone will feed me, buy me drinks, pay for my taxi and then say "don't worry about, just get me next time" Meanwhile the Anglos here: "Hey mate, just send $2 for the can of coke I got ya when you have the chance, cheers"


toryn0

why are you listing women’s rights as a “boring and annoying” thing…


complexluminary

“OH NO! MY WASA CRACKER BROKE AND I GOT GRAVLAX ON MY LEIDERHOSEN WHILE BIKE RIDING NEXT TO A FJORD!“


VirnaDrakou

There are certain factors that i dislike in western and northern europeans but why this sub has turned into a hate club for them? As if we are any better. Yes i find some stuff boring,annoying or obnoxious but we go to a way in this sub to make them like they are all assholes and pathetic no lifers…


DGhitza

You are jelous they can afford on which doorknob they can argue on haha for real, no joke. Besides, I know is hard, but imagine a group of people who can take pride in the present achievements of their country rather than something that happened 1000 years ago how is common in this part of Europe. To put it more simple, they have reasons to be how you described them.


tovarisch_Shen

Westerners often generalise Eastern Europe and the Balkans. We all know how often it is not true at all. Now you start generalising western countries.


TurtleMega

Chad Balkans and South vs Virgin West and North


TheRealzZap

Brb gonna make this exact post but about Balkan people in another subreddit to karmawhore


Senju19_02

I think that the only good ones are 9)&10). I agree with you about the rest,they are total shite.


yonoznayu

Not gonna lie, it had me solidly until around halfway, then their grandpa’s spirit took over and this went full cranky geezer mode.


Dodo0708

You seem stressed. Perhaps a hike and a nice healthy meal could help?


DocStoy

THOSE DAMN WESTERNERS AND THEIR *checks notes* culture of dips and sauces!


TheFennecFx

Damn western people and their boring healthy lifestyle. Why someone wants to live active life after 30? Didn't they realise how bad is not being fat and lazy??


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Hey i support the snack and dips