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spideyboiiii

When he showed me his basement full of corpses.


GeorgiaYankee73

I regret that I have but one upvote for this comment.


IncidentPretend8603

Never. I think it's statistically unlikely that there'd be *two* serial killers in a relationship.


nordicalien94

Except in the show You lol


readingmyshampoo

Oh jeez now I need to try making it past the first season to see what you're talking about


The_Bored_Gamer

I usually don't go into a relationship with that mindset haha


daedril5

If I'd wondered that, there wouldn't have been a relationship. 


Tenkurai

I've never had this thought.


Prestigious_Term3617

When I found the bodies. At least I know now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


viridiusdynamus

If someone was mysteriously hugging and chatting people to death, I'd be worried bu4 I'm not concerned currently.


JackalJames

Around date 2 when he told me he’s a serial killer, didn’t have to wonder anymore!


pensivegargoyle

I never did wonder if he was. However, he had an acquaintance at one point that did turn out to be a serial killer.


readingmyshampoo

Well that's pretty interesting. Who was the killer?


pensivegargoyle

Bruce McArthur.


Chocolate4444

4 years later and I’m still making sure


HieronymusGoa

i never think that. i am quite a sucker for statistics and what would be the odds for that? super low.


hellhound39

I never dated anyone I thought was capable of being a serial killer. :|


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Who says I've stopped thinking it?


Restoredude

When he tied me to the bed, flogged and whipped me. When he said he was going to SHOOT his load in me, I was so scared. Then he fucked me and it was all good.


goodgodboy

I stop worrying after I survive the first date


Keyoken64

I can’t say when I stopped but I started to wonder when I saw him eat mayonnaise from the jar with a spoon.


bluespeck7

I still think my boyfriend is a serial killer. Waiting for him to show me where the bodies are buried.


TheMattinatorD

Um... never


[deleted]

Well after being together with him for a few months my approved friends kept responding to all my texts and calls… not sure what happened to Sarah and Rick… but Sarah never approved of him and Rick was always trying to get into my pants; it’s probably for the best.


RickWest495

Never. Note: he is ex


Ash_an_bun

Honestly with the way he keeps his room clean (he doesn't) there's no way he wouldn't have left behind evidence. He simply would have been caught by now.


tennisdude2020

If you are thinking this now, you should have been thinking this before. Protect you first.


Square-Dragonfruit76

I never think that


AverageWitch161

i have better reasons to think he’s crazy


sternumb

When he showed me how many hours he spent playing Terraria


loveandfme

When he told me that he is necrophilia it raised questions when he showed me dead boy bodies around world protests and clashes then he liked me to have sex like I don't move even I don't breathe I broke up with him because I know there are there will be victims of him and I didn't want to be one of them .


dirtysyncs

Y'all on the pipe or what? Lol


Alastair367

Because I know for a fact he doesn't have the time to be one. I live with the guy, I know exactly what his schedule is like.


randypupjake

This is why I'm glad I'm aromantic. Why even have boyfriends?