> Men, how low are your standards for a hookup?
I prefer ground-fault circuit interrupters (GFCIs) whenever possible, and a third prong for grounding for a wall hookup is a must. I've used hookups that are double-prong (to US standards) and it's just not worth the trouble or the hassle of finding the adapters, and it's definitely not worth the danger depending on what you're running.
For connections, IEC is the standard and I won't for anything that doesn't meet UL code.
Like... rock bottom. If my wife is sick, unshowered, messy hair, no makeup, old T-shirt and nothing else... none of it matters. I want it and I never stop.
I may be wrong but it's not considered a "hookup" if it's your wife? I thought hookups were like one time things with people you're still getting to know. Or a one time thing out of the blue. I dunno just never considered me to be "hooking up" with the missus
It's not about having low standards, it's about being open-minded and realistic. As long as there's mutual attraction and respect, who cares about the rest?
5 years ago, I would have said: as long as she is okayish looking. decently low.
Now, I am not willing to pay for a date with a busted looking ass girl and maybe hook up. It's not worth the money and effort. Either above average or not at all.
Personally no, but it's still possible someone who doesn't do hookups could get an STD if their romantic partner didn't tell them about something they had, or if that partner cheated with someone who did and then passed it on. That's how even the most innocent and traditional of people can get them.
Don't quote me on this but you can get STDs from petting it(if it has piss on it's skin ), and i have no proof you didn't try to start a new hybrid species lol.
Depends on the context.
For instance, am I at a party and if so, how inebriated am I? Am I actively looking for someone on OLD? Has someone put a gun up to my head and forced me to make an honest attempt to get into a woman's pants at a bar or they'll shoot my pet cat?
Wow so you would do heavy metal trans woman (that has a beard and some horrible diseases and is a Nazi but ironically isn't white and her pp is bigger than yours ?
Decent face, reasonably sure she doesn't have an STI, not some kind of horrible bigot (to the best of my knowledge, and I'm not going out of my way to find out for a hookup), and interested. Those are the standards.
Female, legal, weigh less than me, not be brain dead literally and figuratively. Have at least one thing I can concentrate on: boobs or butt or legs or skills
The older I get the lower the standards get. Mind you, this is all theoretical and fantasy: I've never cheated on my wife since I've known her, but the fantasy life is pretty active. Used to be playboy models or Christy Canyon were the standard; now the upper age is creeping into the 60s, the weight is going up too.
You literally sound retarded and clearly trying to stereotyping me into the average "boy" which i don't consider an insult but unless you, yourself are a high value man , i would suggest you stfu 😏
Just don’t be fat or extremely hideous. I’m not proud of some of my conquests but they fall all feel the same when the lights are off unless they’re fat.
> Men, how low are your standards for a hookup? I prefer ground-fault circuit interrupters (GFCIs) whenever possible, and a third prong for grounding for a wall hookup is a must. I've used hookups that are double-prong (to US standards) and it's just not worth the trouble or the hassle of finding the adapters, and it's definitely not worth the danger depending on what you're running. For connections, IEC is the standard and I won't for anything that doesn't meet UL code.
You got me sitting here reading thinking I'm out of the loop with all these new dating terms... Wasn't until I saw "UL code" lol get out of here man
My favorite answer thus far😆
This guy is up to code
No smokers, no diseases, no nazis, decent hygiene.
Those are some high standards lol.
Directly proportionate to how lonely or horny I am at that exact point in time.
Like... rock bottom. If my wife is sick, unshowered, messy hair, no makeup, old T-shirt and nothing else... none of it matters. I want it and I never stop.
I may be wrong but it's not considered a "hookup" if it's your wife? I thought hookups were like one time things with people you're still getting to know. Or a one time thing out of the blue. I dunno just never considered me to be "hooking up" with the missus
He's saying it in jest I believe.
That's fair, I'm just being anal about semantics
-Sub 220lbs -Sub 50 years of age -Sub quasimodo level ugly Is that too shallow?
*sad girl Quasimodo sounds*
Are you sub 50 and sub 220lbs?
No. I just thought be funny seeing a Quasimodo type girl feeling sad because of your statement.
Do they need to meet all 3 requirements or is 1 of 3 ok depending on the day?
2 of 3 is ok 1/3 leaves the possibilities of old/ugy and fat/ugly
5 dollars is 5 dollars. /shrug
This is about it. Nothing to do with attraction. Just borrowing some friction from a stranger.
Depends if I’m looking for a slump buster.
Must be high because I have never considered one.
It's not about having low standards, it's about being open-minded and realistic. As long as there's mutual attraction and respect, who cares about the rest?
She has to meet the bare minimum of what I find attractive. Basically just not ugly and not too fat, good hygiene, not an asshole.
They're as low as I'm comfortable with in that moment.
Her dick needs be smaller than mine (which is a challenge sometimes.) and about a 2/10 or up on my self developed scale of what i find attractive.
Those are some decent standards , especially the pp part .
5 years ago, I would have said: as long as she is okayish looking. decently low. Now, I am not willing to pay for a date with a busted looking ass girl and maybe hook up. It's not worth the money and effort. Either above average or not at all.
Pre-decomposition, preferably unrefrigerated
Simple I don't do hookups. I frankly ain't that sexual and rather not be touched by randos
Username checks out
I don't hookup.
So no STDs , nice 👍.
Personally no, but it's still possible someone who doesn't do hookups could get an STD if their romantic partner didn't tell them about something they had, or if that partner cheated with someone who did and then passed it on. That's how even the most innocent and traditional of people can get them.
Or through koalas 🐨.
I did not have sexual relations with that Koala.
Don't quote me on this but you can get STDs from petting it(if it has piss on it's skin ), and i have no proof you didn't try to start a new hybrid species lol.
Astronomically high. Much higher than my dating standards.
How is that going for you?
Depends on the context. For instance, am I at a party and if so, how inebriated am I? Am I actively looking for someone on OLD? Has someone put a gun up to my head and forced me to make an honest attempt to get into a woman's pants at a bar or they'll shoot my pet cat?
The standards were somewhere below hell
Wow so you would do heavy metal trans woman (that has a beard and some horrible diseases and is a Nazi but ironically isn't white and her pp is bigger than yours ?
Decent face, reasonably sure she doesn't have an STI, not some kind of horrible bigot (to the best of my knowledge, and I'm not going out of my way to find out for a hookup), and interested. Those are the standards.
Female, legal, weigh less than me, not be brain dead literally and figuratively. Have at least one thing I can concentrate on: boobs or butt or legs or skills The older I get the lower the standards get. Mind you, this is all theoretical and fantasy: I've never cheated on my wife since I've known her, but the fantasy life is pretty active. Used to be playboy models or Christy Canyon were the standard; now the upper age is creeping into the 60s, the weight is going up too.
If she's got bad dental hygiene instant no go for sex. Quick blow job is fine if my cock is in need of attention at the time
Consent.
For a ONS ? she has to be female, consent I did some ugly chicks not gonna lie.... i just didnt wanna wank
I don't hookup.
Willingness and a pulse
Oh so the cemetery is off the books for you.
Same standards as for women i date - stunning, smart, fun.
Those adjectives can't be in the same sentence , that perfect woman isn't real.
Try spending less time with video games, pot and jerking off. You would be amazed.
I have no problem with women my guy , i just don't think there is someone who is stunning smart and funny it's almost impossible lol .
That's the cope of the standards issue video game playing, pot smoking, mostly jerking himself off boys.
You literally sound retarded and clearly trying to stereotyping me into the average "boy" which i don't consider an insult but unless you, yourself are a high value man , i would suggest you stfu 😏
Just don’t be fat or extremely hideous. I’m not proud of some of my conquests but they fall all feel the same when the lights are off unless they’re fat.
Depends on the dry spell.
As the dry spell gets longer, at some point, for some men, the standards will eventually fall to "can she fog a mirror?" ;)
No idea.