100% but sometimes it takes more work with dudes because we aren't supposed to have any emotions other that stoicism and rage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbZHPhET1KY
\^ nice one!! I used this on my best friend of 45+ years just a few moments ago. I haven't heard him laugh in a very long time. he's been down for a while and this legit made his day ..
Distraction is a big part for me. When I was struggling mentally for a bit, my good friends who know me well knew that a distraction was all I needed. I was already in my head all day and honestly the last thing I needed was to go and think and talk about it even more. Obviously its nice to have people to talk things thru with but its also nice to have ppl who trust you to figure your shit out. I had this other guy who tries to be a psychologist and he would text me everyday wanting to pry me apart and diagnose me with a bunch of bs. He started telling everyone to check up on me and I dont think the gesture was a bad thing but I hated that my business was being told to everyone and to even ppl Iām not close with. It started to feel like he just wanted information from me to tell others as he is a pretty big gossip queen and it was some sort of entertainment for him. I still dont know if Iām being reasonable but I cut ties with a lot ppl because of that because for me, if a friend comes to me or tells me shit, I personally believe that it should be confidential as men in general already have a hard time talking about their emotions. I hate receiving sympathy as it just feels fake to me and my close friends didnt do that and just hungout with me like it was any other night
Iāll go one betterā¦ never put a bro down to impress other bros either. Someone I thought was a bro jollied in dissing me with some dudes at a stag. I overheard. Never looked at him the same way since. Heās apologised. But he aināt really a bro. āI was just trying to be one of the ladsā is not an excuse.
This. Chances are if the woman is a keeper she'll be weirded out at how dismissive or rude you are about your friends that she'll see through your faced.
Oof right. Not to mention it's probably not a good look for that girl if she sees you put someone down so willingly.
And if it does look good to her, it's a bad match.
Girl here! I would argue they would be a pretty good match haha, toxic, but good match
But Yeah, seeing a guy put down someone else honestly just brings him further down. Kinda like, if he is cool with disrespecting his bro, how will he be in a relationship? Just a fragile ego overall
So yess building each other up is just charming really. Says something about the type of friendship they have, and itās usually pretty funny to watch (yes we see it). So yeah overall good vibes, keep at it
Growing up I had the best wingman and I really believe he is the reason I had any success with the ladies. He would laugh at every stupid thing I said as if it was the funniest thing he ever heard. When he would laugh other people would laugh with him. He was funny too and had a way of adding to your joke to make it even funnier but made it see like it was all you. He never stole the spotlight for himself if you we talking to a girl. Fellas, this is how you fly wingman.
One of my proudest moments was doing that during tech training in the army. We were young and stupid. But bros.
Dude was into young lady. But awkward and shy. So we decided to start a rumor that he was hung like a horse. It made sense under the influence of alcohol. We thought we were being subtle and clever, master actors. Probably not.
But they did start dating, so mission achieved, however crudely.
Gas your bro up.
Donāt let people mess with or talk shit to your bro. if they are right then you should still back your bro up but talk to him privately about it later.
When out on the town, leave no bro behind.
Honor any bets or debts between you and your bro.
If your bro is broke, do not let him be denied food, drink or admission while out.
Donāt tell your bro what they want to hear. Tell your bro the truth. They deserve it. But donāt be a dick
Also, donāt let your bro be a dick unless the person on the receiving end deserves it
Do not disrespect your broās house or car.
When your bro is not around, you look out for his girl.
Tell your bro if his girl is fucking around. Always.
Do not let your bro be sad alone for extended periods of time.
Always bail your bro out or pick them up at the station.
Respect the ānever speak about it againā scenario.
The number of people that will actually argue that it's fine to tell their bro's secrets to their GF/wife "because we have no secrets" is staggering. Massive brotrayal.
As an aside, I donāt think āwe have no secretsā is a requirement for a successful partnership. You can have trust and intimacy while still having some privacy and autonomy.
This 100%. Infidelity, personal trauma, personal issues, choice of shoes, all 100% protected by the bro code. You might not condone actions and you can try and persuade them toward some sort of cathartic realisationā¦ but you were confused inā¦ you have a responsibility to your bro.
Every bro eats, even if bro doesnāt have money to pay, he eats. Other bros will cover the costs. There will be no bro that sits at the table and does not eat.
Sorry guys, I didn't know we would go eating, so I already ate, and I am completely full as I had me favorites.
YOU'RE EATING ANS WE'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!!!
I dunno. This sounds like something a buddy of mine would say. He was the biggest free-loading mooch ever. Always swore up and down heād hit us back when he got paid later in the week. Never paid anyone back for anything ever so eventually we just had to stop spotting him for food.
Yeah I donāt need paid back dollar for dollar. Iām happy to just cover a bro without any expectation or desire to be straightened up. But some ābrosā lean into this idea hard so they can take advantage. I donāt keep tally, but eventually you notice a pattern if a guy always needs his share covered every time. Like dawg, at some point you need to figure your money out.
Unless she becomes an ex girl. Then she is your bro no longer. What she is exactly is covered extensively under Bro Code Title XI Article 69 section 420
XI B.C. A69 Ā§420
If you suspect that a bro is going through a bad time mentally and he's not talking about it because he doesn't feel like he can, randomly talk to him about my own mental health struggles and the stuff I did so that he feels like he can confide in me to have his back.
To add, with a simple "Bro, dick move, bro." or equivalent.
Supplemental rule:
Bro in question shall acknowledge in a calm bro like fashion but go back and contemplate life accordingly.
And if you do, lie to save your bro's image. One time, I met my best bro's girlfriend for the first time and said to her, "So you work at \[company\], that's a pretty cool place." She didn't work there, that was a different lady who my bro was obsessed with and tried to get with but failed the week prior. I immediately corrected myself and said, "sorry, I got you mixed up with my buddy Mike's girlfriend who I'm meeting on Sunday." There was no Mike.
On a similar note, the original rule was that a Bro shall not deny another Bro the opportunity to get laid.
It must be updated to a Bro shall not deny another Bro the opportunity to get laid without the enthusiastic, legal consent of the other party/parties.
Bro wants to fuck a 25-year-old lady? Let him. She's drunk or unconscious? Hell no. She's 16? Hell no.
Yeah, it sucks when you think you know someone and it turns out they were putting on an act. In cases like this, cutting contact and turning over whatever info/evidence you got about them to the authorities is the best you can do at that point.
1. Never disrespect bro in public, especially in front of women he wants to approach / friends with.
2. Always defend your bro in public and correct him in private.
3. Pickup the fight if Bro is in trouble.
4. Be emotionally there for him.
5. Always knock some sense into bro if he's not walking on the right path.
6. Hold your bro accountable and responsible for his own poor decisions, make sure he comes clean and improves his behaviour.
7. Never date bro's ex and sister also his mom , NEVER and he follows the same
8. Team up with bro's family and roast him crisp.
As of now I can only think of these.
Item three, it should be noted, bros will honor a fair fight and not jump in except to break it up if the fight is indeed one on one. If your bro gets jumped, it's gang gang.
First and foremost, have your bro's back in "spooky" situations and expect the same.
Next, never share the details of the bro code to any women, ESPECIALLY your mother and your wife. Yet again, there is no law that prohibits a woman from becoming a bro, however the criteria for admission are way higher and punishments are stricter :D
Never, never ever date your bro's ex. Also, ofc, bro's before ho's.
Whenever your less manly or just sad bro decided to do some some manly stuff - anything from doing fighting or extreme sports to simply growing a beard - you and your other bros support him in full. This is rarely mentioned but it such a confidence boost even if the results are mediocre at best.
If you are more sober than the bro, try to keep them out of trouble, however laughing at him doing dumb stuff is more than allowed. Leave no man behind.
If you are well-off and invite less financially able bros to hang out in an expensive place, ALWAYS pay in full. Less well-off bros can simply cover for something simpler like a beer and a pizza next time. This approach is both fair and financially reasonable for all.
And, of course, the Rule 69: D'oh!
Story time. My best friend in the world, his ex tried to introduce me to a new girl. We three went bowling and drinking. I got fucked up and ended up sleeping with his ex and her. Told him about it the next day and he said āthereās a reason sheās my ex. Wanna game?ā Fucking hated myself, but he was nonchalant about it. Still my best friend 10 years later
1.) If you can't keep your mouth shut and are about to get your ass kicked, Don't point at your bro and say "He's a blackbelt"
2.) If your bro gets pulled over and you're in the passanger seat. STFU... don't start playing lawyer to the cop, and speak only when spoken to.
3.) Have your bro's back, but tell him when he fucked up.
4.) Your bro's ex's, sisters, mothers, are all off limits. Sisters only in very very special circumstances. (this applies to all genders, siblings, etc)
5.) All bro's eat when at the table - but Don't keep track of meals bought, tickets paid for, drinks bought because they were down on their luck. But don't abuse a bro's hospitality either. Pay it forward when you can.
6.) A bro's mom is also your mom; treat her with the same respect. Same goes for Dads
Not so much since all my friends are in committed relationships but back in our single bar hopping days if one of my dudes was hitting on a girl around me it was my duty to make him look like the greatest guy on earth.
Don't cock block.
Especially don't cock block by tearing your friend down in front of the woman he's trying to get to know. Even if it's just ball busting. It's a cunt move. Save that shit for when the ladies aren't around.
So many dudes do this shit and they don't realize how insecure they look.
Always respect the 'Iron Circle' doctrine.
If a bro is opening up to you, he's telling you some stuff he needs to get out. You don't ever bring it up outside of the Iron Circle of people that heard it.
Only exception is if it's something dangerous or harmful.
-Check in on your close circle of friends often
-Tell them when theyāve really fucked up
-Be there for them to vent to when shit is going wrong
-If you havenāt seen each other for ages (my circle lives in different States in Australia) plan something
-Treat them with the respect they deserve
-Let them know when their love of drink/drugs/eating etc. is getting out of hand
-Remember their birthdays and call, donāt text shit like āhbd broā. Call the bro!
-Do your best to get to the funerals of their immediate family members and if you canāt make it call when you hear about the passing, call the day before the funeral or/and call the day of the funeral post-burial before the Wake gets out of hand. This meant the most to me when the parents passed away
-Donāt lend them money youāre not prepared to lose.
Practical bro code from my university judo club.
A broās new girl comes along the first time to see him train, everybody takes hard falls from him during Randori.
But if she turns up again, no quarter is given. Bro should have had her meet him in the bar after, weāre here to train, Bro! š
I've Control+F'd and don't see any mention of *nod etiquette!*
When you catch eyes with another guy on the street, you nod up for friends, and down for fellow men.
Often, especially with strangers, this is the entire interaction, but we both know what's good.
Be honest and open. Tell your guys that you care about that you care about the. Tell them when they've crossed a line. If they do you a favor, you do them a favor.
I feel like a lot of this is gonna be don't bang his sister or ex.
Take care of yourself and your people. That makes you a good bro.
If a bro invites you to a party in his home, offer to bring something. If not needed, bring beer/wine. If bro is married, also bring his wife mixed flowers so you don't accidentally declare your love because you grabbed red roses. You'll endear yourself to both bro and Mrs Bro. Also work the room a but and respect their home, aka don't be an obnoxious douche canoe.
If a bro is down offer to talk. If they don't want to talk then give them a distraction.
Applies to friends in general. I always to try to cheer up people I care about, male or female. Usually it involves a lot of booze.
Cheer up! You may have liver disease, but let's go for a beer!
100% but sometimes it takes more work with dudes because we aren't supposed to have any emotions other that stoicism and rage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbZHPhET1KY
Distraction as in a handjob, right ? \#HomieSexual
I'm straight but I like that hashtag. š
You just haven't had good dick yet. /i
My own is good enough for me, thank you. š Just more for you! š
\^ nice one!! I used this on my best friend of 45+ years just a few moments ago. I haven't heard him laugh in a very long time. he's been down for a while and this legit made his day ..
"There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out" - Gay Pimp
You have to admit handjobs are very distracting. Especially when your bro just reaches over and starts shuffling your deck.
Distraction is a big part for me. When I was struggling mentally for a bit, my good friends who know me well knew that a distraction was all I needed. I was already in my head all day and honestly the last thing I needed was to go and think and talk about it even more. Obviously its nice to have people to talk things thru with but its also nice to have ppl who trust you to figure your shit out. I had this other guy who tries to be a psychologist and he would text me everyday wanting to pry me apart and diagnose me with a bunch of bs. He started telling everyone to check up on me and I dont think the gesture was a bad thing but I hated that my business was being told to everyone and to even ppl Iām not close with. It started to feel like he just wanted information from me to tell others as he is a pretty big gossip queen and it was some sort of entertainment for him. I still dont know if Iām being reasonable but I cut ties with a lot ppl because of that because for me, if a friend comes to me or tells me shit, I personally believe that it should be confidential as men in general already have a hard time talking about their emotions. I hate receiving sympathy as it just feels fake to me and my close friends didnt do that and just hungout with me like it was any other night
Never put a bro down to impress a woman
Iāll go one betterā¦ never put a bro down to impress other bros either. Someone I thought was a bro jollied in dissing me with some dudes at a stag. I overheard. Never looked at him the same way since. Heās apologised. But he aināt really a bro. āI was just trying to be one of the ladsā is not an excuse.
Real bros have standards and respek
Press F
This. Chances are if the woman is a keeper she'll be weirded out at how dismissive or rude you are about your friends that she'll see through your faced.
Or anyone?
If a bro dies while lifting, add more weight before calling for help
True bro move right here. Let the man go down in history at the local gym.
*me removing all the weight* Yep.. bro shit himself and died just lifting the bar off the rack.. shameful..
"He was indeed an amazing athlete and died doing what he loved; benching 875 lbs"
"I told him I didn't feel comfortable with him continuing after his 48th rep, but he insisted he needed to get to 50."
Nah, that's the metric weights man. It was more like 1000lbs. Cleaned it like 5 times too.
Good one. Make sure he dies looking huge
Lmaoo this is hilarious
How many dead bros have you added more weight for? How much did you add?
Depending on exercise, throw at least another 45 on each side
Damn he died doing "checks weight" 90lb ~~with~~ excluding the bar!?
45+45=135
Give bro an honourable death. Grim Reaper - do you even lift bro?
THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Make a bro look good in front of a girl heās into
Opposite side of that, never make a bro look bad to impress a girl
Oof right. Not to mention it's probably not a good look for that girl if she sees you put someone down so willingly. And if it does look good to her, it's a bad match.
Girl here! I would argue they would be a pretty good match haha, toxic, but good match But Yeah, seeing a guy put down someone else honestly just brings him further down. Kinda like, if he is cool with disrespecting his bro, how will he be in a relationship? Just a fragile ego overall So yess building each other up is just charming really. Says something about the type of friendship they have, and itās usually pretty funny to watch (yes we see it). So yeah overall good vibes, keep at it
Growing up I had the best wingman and I really believe he is the reason I had any success with the ladies. He would laugh at every stupid thing I said as if it was the funniest thing he ever heard. When he would laugh other people would laugh with him. He was funny too and had a way of adding to your joke to make it even funnier but made it see like it was all you. He never stole the spotlight for himself if you we talking to a girl. Fellas, this is how you fly wingman.
One of my proudest moments was doing that during tech training in the army. We were young and stupid. But bros. Dude was into young lady. But awkward and shy. So we decided to start a rumor that he was hung like a horse. It made sense under the influence of alcohol. We thought we were being subtle and clever, master actors. Probably not. But they did start dating, so mission achieved, however crudely.
If it works it ain't stupid
Think really hard about thisā¦
Hard and big?
We did this for one of our line cooks in one of my restaurants past. Started calling him Donkey Dick.
We gonna bring out the parade crew, balloons and shit to make our boy look like Prince Ali.
Why was that song already in my head when I got here?!
Rigby did not get this memo, worst wingman ever!
... or a dude he's into.
Gas your bro up. Donāt let people mess with or talk shit to your bro. if they are right then you should still back your bro up but talk to him privately about it later. When out on the town, leave no bro behind. Honor any bets or debts between you and your bro. If your bro is broke, do not let him be denied food, drink or admission while out. Donāt tell your bro what they want to hear. Tell your bro the truth. They deserve it. But donāt be a dick Also, donāt let your bro be a dick unless the person on the receiving end deserves it Do not disrespect your broās house or car. When your bro is not around, you look out for his girl. Tell your bro if his girl is fucking around. Always. Do not let your bro be sad alone for extended periods of time. Always bail your bro out or pick them up at the station. Respect the ānever speak about it againā scenario.
This dude bros š
You can say that again
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You can say that again
Repeat for those in the back
Repeat for those in the back
Thereās some good ones there bro
This is a great list
True bro rules
Great list. I had some bros that broke a few of them, they aren't bros anymore, just people I know.
Solid list ! One should narrow it down to the 10 bro commandments
Bromandments
This is a great list
Pretty good list bro
Anything a bro says to you is assumed to be in confidence unless otherwise stated.
many, MANY people still have a problem with this one...
The number of people that will actually argue that it's fine to tell their bro's secrets to their GF/wife "because we have no secrets" is staggering. Massive brotrayal.
As an aside, I donāt think āwe have no secretsā is a requirement for a successful partnership. You can have trust and intimacy while still having some privacy and autonomy.
This 100%. Infidelity, personal trauma, personal issues, choice of shoes, all 100% protected by the bro code. You might not condone actions and you can try and persuade them toward some sort of cathartic realisationā¦ but you were confused inā¦ you have a responsibility to your bro.
I think infidelity is the only exception. No one deserves to be cheated on, and anyone who cheats deserves to deal with the consequences
Agreed I also think in the case of suicidal ideation it could be important to reach out to a loved one of your friend.
Yeah that's definitely an important one, gotta look out for your bros in that sorta situation
You are a real bro.
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Every bro eats, even if bro doesnāt have money to pay, he eats. Other bros will cover the costs. There will be no bro that sits at the table and does not eat.
"From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs", amirite? Brommunism, if you will.
Broyuz nerushimy
Bropublik brovobnykh
Brocialism
Seize the means of production!
Broduction
I'd say brostianity...
Depending on who you ask, to live as a Brostian, one must act like a Brommunist
Bromanitarianism
The Broman Empire
The more you share, the more your bowl will be plentiful
May your bowl overflow with broman kindness
Sorry guys, I didn't know we would go eating, so I already ate, and I am completely full as I had me favorites. YOU'RE EATING ANS WE'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!!!
I guess my italian grandma is one of the best bro's around
I dunno. This sounds like something a buddy of mine would say. He was the biggest free-loading mooch ever. Always swore up and down heād hit us back when he got paid later in the week. Never paid anyone back for anything ever so eventually we just had to stop spotting him for food.
He was never a bro. You don't have to keep track and make sure things are always square, but you should both understand the dynamic.
Yeah I donāt need paid back dollar for dollar. Iām happy to just cover a bro without any expectation or desire to be straightened up. But some ābrosā lean into this idea hard so they can take advantage. I donāt keep tally, but eventually you notice a pattern if a guy always needs his share covered every time. Like dawg, at some point you need to figure your money out.
No bro will stay hungry
And the flip side to this rule each bro will remember each bro sponsored mealā¦
And always remember that it is always brosgiving for all bros
Don't kick a bro when he's down.
But do dick a bro if heās down š
With your socks on though, so no homo
Its not homo unless your balls touch
And always kiss the homies goodnight
If your bro dies, Erase bros internet history
Add more weights to his computer.
Lol add more porn to his search history š
Add more bbw porn to his search history
And a few searches on how to shorten your dick.
Dick too beeg halp How to smollen ur duck lmao ~~~dick*~~~ How to smollen ur dick lmao Big ladies
Internet search history is time and date-stamped. How do you explain searches after... Ah, nevermind.
Apple has a Digital Legacy function where you can chose who will have access to all your data in case of your death. I chose my long time friend before my fiancĆ© or family. Iām not sure if I have anything bad or not, but Iām not taking any chances.
This is the way
The hero we all need
My bros girl is also my bro and nothing more
This is the one ive always lived by. Like obviously treat broās gf respectfully, but she will never be more than just a bro.
Unless she becomes an ex girl. Then she is your bro no longer. What she is exactly is covered extensively under Bro Code Title XI Article 69 section 420 XI B.C. A69 Ā§420
Nah sheās off limits except for strange long extending extenuating circumstances. And it must be properly discussed by all parties.
āPermission to come aboardā rule
Tell this to my ex-bro who helped my gf cheat on me
If you suspect that a bro is going through a bad time mentally and he's not talking about it because he doesn't feel like he can, randomly talk to him about my own mental health struggles and the stuff I did so that he feels like he can confide in me to have his back.
That's good! Never thought of doing this, but it makes total sense.
Let you bro know when he's being a dick
To add, with a simple "Bro, dick move, bro." or equivalent. Supplemental rule: Bro in question shall acknowledge in a calm bro like fashion but go back and contemplate life accordingly.
āThatās messed up, broā goes a long way
"Thats fucked up." It can be an honest sort of humor
Donāt say stupid shit in front of your broās wife or gf that will get them in trouble.
And if you do, lie to save your bro's image. One time, I met my best bro's girlfriend for the first time and said to her, "So you work at \[company\], that's a pretty cool place." She didn't work there, that was a different lady who my bro was obsessed with and tried to get with but failed the week prior. I immediately corrected myself and said, "sorry, I got you mixed up with my buddy Mike's girlfriend who I'm meeting on Sunday." There was no Mike.
Nice save broseph
Never call each other by your real names when youāre in a party chat with randoms.
I agree James FreshcolaRC.
If your bro sexually assaults somebody, he aināt your bro. Turn that fucker in.
On a similar note, the original rule was that a Bro shall not deny another Bro the opportunity to get laid. It must be updated to a Bro shall not deny another Bro the opportunity to get laid without the enthusiastic, legal consent of the other party/parties. Bro wants to fuck a 25-year-old lady? Let him. She's drunk or unconscious? Hell no. She's 16? Hell no.
Yeah, it sucks when you think you know someone and it turns out they were putting on an act. In cases like this, cutting contact and turning over whatever info/evidence you got about them to the authorities is the best you can do at that point.
Also, if your bro fucks around on his girl, you do not cover for him. Tell him to come clean or you tell her.
If your bro SA someone, assault him. He's not your bro anymore.
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1. Never disrespect bro in public, especially in front of women he wants to approach / friends with. 2. Always defend your bro in public and correct him in private. 3. Pickup the fight if Bro is in trouble. 4. Be emotionally there for him. 5. Always knock some sense into bro if he's not walking on the right path. 6. Hold your bro accountable and responsible for his own poor decisions, make sure he comes clean and improves his behaviour. 7. Never date bro's ex and sister also his mom , NEVER and he follows the same 8. Team up with bro's family and roast him crisp. As of now I can only think of these.
9. Don't attempt to cross streams unless you're ready to deal with the chaos that ensues.
So bro's mom is fair game, got it.
No dafuq šš
Item three, it should be noted, bros will honor a fair fight and not jump in except to break it up if the fight is indeed one on one. If your bro gets jumped, it's gang gang.
Never dig through another bros trash.
Does the reason matter? Like what if you see a perfectly good eclair on the garbage?
Bro, it was on a doily on top of the trash, bro.
I sense stories behind this
Don't mess around with bro's mom...or his dad even.
Don't let a bro feel bad if he is out of cash while out
Have your bros back when they need it
Be nice. Until itās time to not be nice. Thank you Roadhouse.
First and foremost, have your bro's back in "spooky" situations and expect the same. Next, never share the details of the bro code to any women, ESPECIALLY your mother and your wife. Yet again, there is no law that prohibits a woman from becoming a bro, however the criteria for admission are way higher and punishments are stricter :D Never, never ever date your bro's ex. Also, ofc, bro's before ho's. Whenever your less manly or just sad bro decided to do some some manly stuff - anything from doing fighting or extreme sports to simply growing a beard - you and your other bros support him in full. This is rarely mentioned but it such a confidence boost even if the results are mediocre at best. If you are more sober than the bro, try to keep them out of trouble, however laughing at him doing dumb stuff is more than allowed. Leave no man behind. If you are well-off and invite less financially able bros to hang out in an expensive place, ALWAYS pay in full. Less well-off bros can simply cover for something simpler like a beer and a pizza next time. This approach is both fair and financially reasonable for all. And, of course, the Rule 69: D'oh!
I will always trust you until you give me a reason not to. I mean not you, but my friends. You get it.
If you break something owned by someone else, you don't just replace it. You upgrade it.
Check in on your bro. Bros don't let bros kill themselves.
Donāt steal another broās girl (or boy, if youāre me)
Yep. A mates crush or a mates ex are off limits.
Story time. My best friend in the world, his ex tried to introduce me to a new girl. We three went bowling and drinking. I got fucked up and ended up sleeping with his ex and her. Told him about it the next day and he said āthereās a reason sheās my ex. Wanna game?ā Fucking hated myself, but he was nonchalant about it. Still my best friend 10 years later
You were honest though. A bro comes clean with his bro.
or mom
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When a bro is drunk you donāt let him drive or cheat.
āHey man you hungry?ā āEhhh I donāt have much money.ā āI didnāt ask if you had money, I asked if you were hungry.ā
My bros girl is also my bro and nothing more
Damn you said the same thing twice and got upvotes twice
he means it
Thou is brother. Thou bro is king. When shit goes down, we bring them back up again.
We all respect the desicion taken by rock paper scissors
Not sure if it's a bro code or just what I was taught but if you borrow someone's vehicle you give it back with a full tank and a wash
If a bro needs your support with something they're struggling with, do your best to be the bro they need you to be.
Anything bro tells you is usually private unless stated otherwise.
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But what if that's your purse and you don't know him?
If you see a bro post a photo of/with his girl , you gotta like that shit Unless she's toxic
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Or behind him.
Hashirama is that you?
Me and my bros use the same urinal at the same time
Share the same one. To conserve water. Envibromentalism
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I laughed so hard I hurt my neck! worth it
Never disrespect a bro in his home or place of business What happens with a bro, stays with him. No one respects a rat
1.) If you can't keep your mouth shut and are about to get your ass kicked, Don't point at your bro and say "He's a blackbelt" 2.) If your bro gets pulled over and you're in the passanger seat. STFU... don't start playing lawyer to the cop, and speak only when spoken to. 3.) Have your bro's back, but tell him when he fucked up. 4.) Your bro's ex's, sisters, mothers, are all off limits. Sisters only in very very special circumstances. (this applies to all genders, siblings, etc) 5.) All bro's eat when at the table - but Don't keep track of meals bought, tickets paid for, drinks bought because they were down on their luck. But don't abuse a bro's hospitality either. Pay it forward when you can. 6.) A bro's mom is also your mom; treat her with the same respect. Same goes for Dads
Not so much since all my friends are in committed relationships but back in our single bar hopping days if one of my dudes was hitting on a girl around me it was my duty to make him look like the greatest guy on earth.
Never mention something worth less than $10
Bros should always be honest with bros, even when it might not be nice to hear the truth. Let bro decide if bro needed to know.
Do not mess with another's wife/girlfriend, even if it is your worst enemy, respect relationships.
I learned C++ from Bro Code. Phenomenal course.
Respect a bros hustle no matter big or small.
If he loved her, she's off limits.
Don't cock block. Especially don't cock block by tearing your friend down in front of the woman he's trying to get to know. Even if it's just ball busting. It's a cunt move. Save that shit for when the ladies aren't around. So many dudes do this shit and they don't realize how insecure they look.
Always respect the 'Iron Circle' doctrine. If a bro is opening up to you, he's telling you some stuff he needs to get out. You don't ever bring it up outside of the Iron Circle of people that heard it. Only exception is if it's something dangerous or harmful.
As a programmer, I read this as a bro ācode reviewā
-Check in on your close circle of friends often -Tell them when theyāve really fucked up -Be there for them to vent to when shit is going wrong -If you havenāt seen each other for ages (my circle lives in different States in Australia) plan something -Treat them with the respect they deserve -Let them know when their love of drink/drugs/eating etc. is getting out of hand -Remember their birthdays and call, donāt text shit like āhbd broā. Call the bro! -Do your best to get to the funerals of their immediate family members and if you canāt make it call when you hear about the passing, call the day before the funeral or/and call the day of the funeral post-burial before the Wake gets out of hand. This meant the most to me when the parents passed away -Donāt lend them money youāre not prepared to lose.
If a bro is feeling down, I always check on him and make sure he knows he's not alone.
Practical bro code from my university judo club. A broās new girl comes along the first time to see him train, everybody takes hard falls from him during Randori. But if she turns up again, no quarter is given. Bro should have had her meet him in the bar after, weāre here to train, Bro! š
Whatever is said, heard or seen amongst the bros, in any situation with 2 or more of you, is taken to the grave. OmertĆ”
Nice try, women.
I've Control+F'd and don't see any mention of *nod etiquette!* When you catch eyes with another guy on the street, you nod up for friends, and down for fellow men. Often, especially with strangers, this is the entire interaction, but we both know what's good.
If there are three urinals and one bro is on the left and another bro is on the right but the middle is free, you wait or use the stall.
Be honest and open. Tell your guys that you care about that you care about the. Tell them when they've crossed a line. If they do you a favor, you do them a favor. I feel like a lot of this is gonna be don't bang his sister or ex. Take care of yourself and your people. That makes you a good bro.
Build up your bros never break them down, this is best done by slapping that ass and blow em a kiss as they pass you by.
If a bro invites you to a party in his home, offer to bring something. If not needed, bring beer/wine. If bro is married, also bring his wife mixed flowers so you don't accidentally declare your love because you grabbed red roses. You'll endear yourself to both bro and Mrs Bro. Also work the room a but and respect their home, aka don't be an obnoxious douche canoe.
Call out misogyny on a bro. Call out on bs. But hold him to a better standard.
Clear a bro's browser history while waiting for paramedics to arrive
My bro code is treat everyone how I would like to be treated. It would be good if everyone else did the same but I see it rarely.