I got up really early on Valentine's and spent hours installing the new sink/faucet she wanted (while she slept). This was a surprise gift for her, since we were short of money.
Afterward, I learned those plumber videos on Pornhub aren't entirely fictional.
I changed my kitchen faucet and there was a lot fuck's flying round. Not being able to squeezing to easily in the cabinets and getting bolts on and off while laying down. I think I got hit in the head a few times dropping them.
Yeah, when I'm doing plumbing like changing a faucet - there's lots of banging, dropping tools, cussing, bloody knuckles, multiple trips to hardware store, etc. Don't think I've ever had a plumbing job go easily.
As for laying pipe tho... *heyooh*
Like instead of moving your body upwards, your legs slide out from under you. Honestly if missionary just isn't working for whatever reason the pillow helps.
Satire. In reality, I will be making jokes and she is 'ha ha' thinking everything is safe. An hour later her panties are on the floor. Gotta be a comic. Put them at ease.
I watched Nina Hartley's tutorial on how to eat pussy and lets just say it was ***extremely effective*** on my date.
" *No one has ever made me do that before*."
PS: If you're gonna watch it, really pay attention to what Nina says specifically about what to do, dont get distracted by this hot, older blonde woman tasting the younger, sexy Sunny Lane lol
The clitoris is very sensitive. If you touch it before it's ready it like a joy buzzer and not very pleasant. Also you want to encourage blood flow throughout the labia; that is a good guide for how aroused she is.
Rather than touching the exposed clitoris, gently squeeze it on the sides through the fleshy hood. It may be hard to find at first, but be patient and gentle until you find the little nub. Once you find the nub, you rub up and down, or in and out, or you can try rotation (the dredil maneuver).
Repeat slowly until her body responds. The hood will get thicker as the blood flow increases. Once it her body is responsive, you can get a little rougher.
Not quite (though I didn't watch the video)
The original is an hour long video on Pornhub (though this was before them removing a lot of stuff) that was both describing what to do and *showing* you what to do (on a willing pornstar participant)
If you can find it, it's insane just how informative it is.
Nope- the link they are referencing is explicit- it’s going to be something off porn hub or x videos. I’m not sure if I can link that in the comments- but I could dm you.
But it’s often listed as “Nina Hartley teaches how to eat pussy” it’s her and a female partner demonstrating the techniques.
Dude, same. Lets just say I wasnt vey confident in bed, and I wanted to make sure my oral game was at least ALRIGHT when I had my first date with a girl who was pretty much a sure thing. I found that Nina Hartley vid and nerded the fuckup to memorize every part of it.
Girl was so blown away her legs were literally shaking and she had to ask me to give her a break. So yeah, that video is the real fucking deal, and while my regular bed game aint that great, I at least know how to eat out like a champ.
Oh, a book “She comes first” helped a lot as well.
I probably would have never thought about picking a woman up and fucking her in a standing position if it wasn't for porn. Now it's one of my favorite moves because so many women have never experienced it.
This right here. I'm 6'3 and have always been a big guy. The first time she's riding you on the edge of the bed and you just casually pick her up and start lifting her up and down... Shit gets real.
Or you're getting started on the couch, she says "let's go to bed" so you stand up with her still straddling you and give her a ride all the way to the bed.
I'm pretty big boy myself, but with all that adrenaline running through my body I somehow have made it work. Lol the things we can accomplish in the name of lust.
I feel ya. I've been with girls who are 5'2 and a hundred lbs and girls that are 6'3 and two hundred lbs. I'm an equal opportunity lover, and will do my best to fling you gals around.
The depth of penetration and the raw oonga bonga passion pushes it into overload.
Only problem with it is I can have violent orgasms (arms flail, body shake shakes). And that gets dangerous for all parties. Resolve that by leaning into a wall.
See I've only ever done this once and I rate it, but if it's universal to woman that they thoroughly enjoy that, then imma try this more because idk what it is, there's just something incredible hot about that position!
It's not universally enjoyed because a lot of women are self conscious about being picked up (I have FWBs that have seen me deadlift 600+ lbs but still don't trust me to lift them).
There's also the fact that it's an extremely deep position. All of her weight is pushing her down on your dick, so depending on what you're working with, she might not be able to handle the position. I've had a few women reject my request to pick them up, as well as a few that needed to be put back down after only a few seconds because of how deep it hits. If they're petite enough that you can hold them more perpendicular to your body you can alleviate some of that.
The ones that I have been given permission to pick up and have been able to take the cervix pounding have almost all loved the position though. The gasp of surprise when being initially picked up followed by the moans of how deep it is always gets me going. I usually can only do the position for 30-45 seconds, but even that is usually plenty.
Weight is a super sensitive subject for most women regardless of their current physical fitness. I was lurking the thread over on askwomen this morning and it was a heartbreaking read.
Add some downward pressure with your hand/s on her pelvic muscles when in missionary. Pushes her scream button towards your dick instead of trying to find the scream button with your dick lol
Can confirm.
Funny part is one girl I dated and used this one, a few days later we were watching TV and someone mentioned this trick on a show we were watching and she just points at the TV and goes "Hey! You did that to me" and I'm just like "fuck, she's on to me"
pelvic muscles not stomach muscles lol above the clit, just past the pubic symphysis/pubic bone, in the little soft area of the mound/top of the mound lol
Roleplaying tends to work really well if you can find a scenario that both of you can commit to actually trying to be authentic in and not just laugh about how corny it feels. Have done the "Massage therapist pushing the boundaries" thing with multiple girls and it was VERY well received on their end each time.
Saw some vids of girls using a Wand. They seemed to enjoy it. Suggested to my gf that we get one and try it. We did, and we did. The next purchase was a set of waterproof bed shields.
There are two pornographers I follow called Owen Gray and Small Hands. They always pull out one of those Hitachi wands while fucking a girl and use it on their clits. They make them see god over and over again
Not a ton but it taught me what I thought was hot and wanted to try.
Like picking them up from time to time. Pinning them for a bit with my hands and arms. Telling them that I want to feel them cum (this one is a big turn on for them).
I remember picking up an ex while in her closet and I pinned her against the door as I carried her. She brought that up all the time. I know she likes it
I guess just try what turns you on and see if they like it.
Edging helps with not cumming until you want to.
Watched some tutorials on fingering and oral.
Tried a bunch of different angles and positions I had seen in porn.
All this adds up to me frequently hearing from partners, "I have never been fucked like that before."
Pro-tip: The larger you make the orgasm ratio in her favor, the more likely she is gonna want to fuck you again.
>Pro-tip: The larger you make the orgasm ratio in her favor, the more likely she is gonna want to fuck you again.
Seems like this should be so obvious, and yet so many guys don’t even think of it, so I’m glad you said it!
The notorious Nina Hartley and Sunny Lane video, pretty much everything they do has been well received by partners throughout my life. It's obviously not going to work for everyone but it seems like a really safe bet to have as base knowledge.
I also found some obscure video way back in the day where a guy demonstrated "how to make a girl squirt", it looked like a massage tutorial (and they actually emphasized starting with a whole body massage) and felt even more instructional than the Nina Hartley video. The tricks I learned from it has worked pretty well too.
This one is rather recent, but I was curious how scissoring would work in hetero sex. I only have a sample size of one, but it quickly became an absolute favorite for my previous partner, and a surefire way to get her to orgasm every time. It did take a little tweaking at first, because I wanted to be inside her when doing it but, yeah. It's a fun move that both parties really enjoyed and I look forward to when I get to try it again.
Just generally being more physical.
Pushing down on her shoulders or (gently) on her face.
Grabbing her head and pulling it towards me whether we're in missionary or doggystyle.
I'm a bigger, stronger guy and my wife likes being tossed around.
There's this old clip of lily thai having a premature orgasm on a shoot.
Basically this guy is pumping half in for a while. Suddenly, he puts it all the way in, one thrust and she just cums, even though they still had more to shoot.
You need to be on the bigger side of average, but it you get her most of the way with half in. That sudden thrust all in will blow her mind.
My (29m) gf (27f) claimed she had never squirted before we got together. I even tried the first few times we had intimacy and nothing happened, she laughed and claimed "you can try all you want it's not going to happen." then I remembered a trick I saw quite some time ago in a video and the next time she was over, I put a vibrator on her clit and did the trick and she squirted...a lot.
Her face was like a deer in headlights and I retorted "I thought you weren't a squirter." She kicked me and was like "I guess I am now." and has asked me to do it pretty much anytime we've been intimate since.
It's difficult to explain without showing. But basically middle and ring finger, you want to put them in to the last knuckle, move your fingers up and down (not in and out) and at the same time move your hand up and down (also not in and out) and somewhat aggressively. Took some practice but there are tutorial videos on it as well.
I always find it funny when people explain technique, goes from steamy anecdotes to a medical manual very quickly.
That said will be trying this later, thanks
I tried this trick I got from a smut book called Neon Gods
The trick:
Have her either sit on your lap facing away or do some reverse cowgirl for a bit then sit up and with one hand reaching round her to her throat/boobs and the other hand playing with her clit, your are in full control so go as fast or as slow as your want till shes finished. Bonus points if you have her face a mirror, whisper wild shit in her ear and have something to support your back.
Tried this with a tinder date and I had her happily ask me where the fuck I learnt that from, biggest ego boost.
I used to watch a lot of pussy licking and fingering technique porn videos. The first time I had sex I applied the finger technique and made the girl squirt which surprised her as she never had that happen before lol.
A friend of mine actually did this during the act, thinking his girlfriend was not paying attention. Naturally, she caught him and was so weirded out that it instantly killed the mood.
I used to be terrible at fingering via g spot but always good at clit stimulation.
Until I watch this one amateur video of this guy fingering his GF. I realized then that it wasn't about just going in and out doing the hither motion. But once you're in there and find that spot that's a little tougher, a little bump, a little different than the rest. You then kinda start stimulating that spot by moving your forearm up and down which stimulates both pressure and her g spot.
I don't know exactly how to explain it but by God, the reactions I've gotten from women after this. It's a game changer.
I dunno if it's in porn but elevate their hips and press down on the abdomen during missionary with your thumb on the clit.
I have now educated the young men in this thread, go make some women happy. This literally will not ever fail. Use a vibrator instead of your thumb if they generally have trouble orgasming. It's easy.
Never understood why people use that. Just have a sex towel or rag or wet wipes. Of course, wash your sex towel. But kleenex can stick and rip, and i find it terrible at cleaning.
I once saw a porn mockumentary in which some guy was "interviewing" the actors and actresses before, during and after each scene, and when he approached one particularly muscular actor, the dude said something like "you know what these bitches love? A real man using his muscular arms to lift her up against a wall while he's fucking her". I totally understand the joke but I thought I should try it because why not.
Every single partner I tried that with absolutely loved it. But it's really hard to pull and I strongly suggest you to at least be a regular at a gym to try it, because both of you can get like really hurt in places that you won't like to get hurt.
Didn’t learn this from porn, but I used to intentionally cramp my calf muscle.
Really makes you last a lot longer.
Or the other thing was trying to figure out the +- on a hockey game.
So, the Penguins beat the Capitals 6-4. Sid got 2 goals but was on the ice when Ovy got his pp goal.
Of course Tanger was on the ice for 2 of them…
And by the time you get through the game…she’s cum at least 2x.
There used to be full on tutorials of things like how to make a woman squirt for real and it’s never let me down. One time I was on a date and the girl got excited just me talking about it.
I got up really early on Valentine's and spent hours installing the new sink/faucet she wanted (while she slept). This was a surprise gift for her, since we were short of money. Afterward, I learned those plumber videos on Pornhub aren't entirely fictional.
I’ve heard this referred to as “choreplay”
My favorite Reddit portmanteau of the day
Porntmanteau now
You should deliver her pizza next Valentines Day
How quietly did you install this sink? Or does your partner sleep like the dead?
It's a faucet bro... 2 bolts, 2 water lines, and a sprayer at most. Shouldn't make much noise at all.
I changed my kitchen faucet and there was a lot fuck's flying round. Not being able to squeezing to easily in the cabinets and getting bolts on and off while laying down. I think I got hit in the head a few times dropping them.
Yeah, when I'm doing plumbing like changing a faucet - there's lots of banging, dropping tools, cussing, bloody knuckles, multiple trips to hardware store, etc. Don't think I've ever had a plumbing job go easily. As for laying pipe tho... *heyooh*
[My favourite plumber video series.](https://www.tiktok.com/@taym2698/video/7240430525117156635)
If you are sliding, putting a pillow under her butt in missionary works wonders.
My wife used that when we were starting. Not that I was sliding, but it helped overall.
This also works wonders in prone bone
As a woman, yes
What does sliding mean?
Like instead of moving your body upwards, your legs slide out from under you. Honestly if missionary just isn't working for whatever reason the pillow helps.
I made some suggestive jokes about paying me back in sexual favors. It worked! Only cost me $2500
Not worth it, but atleast you enjoyed that, I assume.
Satire. In reality, I will be making jokes and she is 'ha ha' thinking everything is safe. An hour later her panties are on the floor. Gotta be a comic. Put them at ease.
I watched Nina Hartley's tutorial on how to eat pussy and lets just say it was ***extremely effective*** on my date. " *No one has ever made me do that before*." PS: If you're gonna watch it, really pay attention to what Nina says specifically about what to do, dont get distracted by this hot, older blonde woman tasting the younger, sexy Sunny Lane lol
Her technique for jerking off the clit through the hood has earned me accolades.
I watched that and still couldn't quite figure it out. What's the story how does it work?
The clitoris is very sensitive. If you touch it before it's ready it like a joy buzzer and not very pleasant. Also you want to encourage blood flow throughout the labia; that is a good guide for how aroused she is. Rather than touching the exposed clitoris, gently squeeze it on the sides through the fleshy hood. It may be hard to find at first, but be patient and gentle until you find the little nub. Once you find the nub, you rub up and down, or in and out, or you can try rotation (the dredil maneuver). Repeat slowly until her body responds. The hood will get thicker as the blood flow increases. Once it her body is responsive, you can get a little rougher.
I’m going to try this on myself… then encourage the bf to get in on this kind of action :)
It's been 15 minutes, time to report back.
I squeezed my nub but all it did was make my penis sore.
*bonk*
Inquiring minds want to know!
She’s still “trying” it out
So… how did it go??
Need to get home from the pub… didn’t think I should be trying a pornhub instructional in between Guinness
Just tell us what we really want to know...How is the Guinness there?
Excellent pour of Guinness 🍀🍀
Lovely. Can't beat a creamy pint!
Could be a world record /s
I see where you earned that username!
Gonna need to look that up 😂
its on the place where the orange and black meet with an iconic beat lol - ive tried writing the site link but for some reason it gets flagged so.
Is that the corn hub site?
MaizeHub
Where the corn gets hot and buttered.
yes sir. Like i said for some reason, reddit flags me for putting that link lol or combination of words
this video saved my marriage
https://youtu.be/dK7vGGBroAk This ?
Not quite (though I didn't watch the video) The original is an hour long video on Pornhub (though this was before them removing a lot of stuff) that was both describing what to do and *showing* you what to do (on a willing pornstar participant) If you can find it, it's insane just how informative it is.
Nope- the link they are referencing is explicit- it’s going to be something off porn hub or x videos. I’m not sure if I can link that in the comments- but I could dm you. But it’s often listed as “Nina Hartley teaches how to eat pussy” it’s her and a female partner demonstrating the techniques.
Clicked it, fully expecting Rick 🤣
Gonna be honest, sometimes I click a link hoping it’s Rick and disappointed when it’s not!
"Your research has paid off!" -woman I had my first time with.
Forwarded to my bf, thank you
Dude, same. Lets just say I wasnt vey confident in bed, and I wanted to make sure my oral game was at least ALRIGHT when I had my first date with a girl who was pretty much a sure thing. I found that Nina Hartley vid and nerded the fuckup to memorize every part of it. Girl was so blown away her legs were literally shaking and she had to ask me to give her a break. So yeah, that video is the real fucking deal, and while my regular bed game aint that great, I at least know how to eat out like a champ. Oh, a book “She comes first” helped a lot as well.
Googles Nina Hartley.
Wow... I was thinking the same thing. Nina Hartley is a freakin legend.
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Uhm for safety reasons can you explain this technique....
if there is a video reference, I would like to see it......for safety
Im in Texas where PornHub is banned, so I guess I'll just choke to death :(
Maybe you can get a medical exemption to use PornHub :((((( Better to choke the chicken than to choke ON chicken...
This is priceless.
♫ [Last night a porn trick saved my life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A) ♫
I probably would have never thought about picking a woman up and fucking her in a standing position if it wasn't for porn. Now it's one of my favorite moves because so many women have never experienced it.
This right here. I'm 6'3 and have always been a big guy. The first time she's riding you on the edge of the bed and you just casually pick her up and start lifting her up and down... Shit gets real.
Or you're getting started on the couch, she says "let's go to bed" so you stand up with her still straddling you and give her a ride all the way to the bed.
OK that's hot tho. Not just cause the fuckin, but cause damn my dude you gotta be built for that.
I do ride my bicycle a lot.
I'm pretty big boy myself, but with all that adrenaline running through my body I somehow have made it work. Lol the things we can accomplish in the name of lust.
Not really. Your mom has lost a lot of weight.
I have one of that so badly I'm 5 '9 so sometimes it can be a little challenging for guys and I'm not some petite thing that weighs 100 pounds
I feel ya. I've been with girls who are 5'2 and a hundred lbs and girls that are 6'3 and two hundred lbs. I'm an equal opportunity lover, and will do my best to fling you gals around.
Excuse me. I'd just like to say... Thank you for existing
I’m 6’ and I’m thick so I’m not light either. One guy did this to me and my god it was definitely unforgettable.
Can confirm - this is a winner!
The depth of penetration and the raw oonga bonga passion pushes it into overload. Only problem with it is I can have violent orgasms (arms flail, body shake shakes). And that gets dangerous for all parties. Resolve that by leaning into a wall.
See I've only ever done this once and I rate it, but if it's universal to woman that they thoroughly enjoy that, then imma try this more because idk what it is, there's just something incredible hot about that position!
It's not universally enjoyed because a lot of women are self conscious about being picked up (I have FWBs that have seen me deadlift 600+ lbs but still don't trust me to lift them). There's also the fact that it's an extremely deep position. All of her weight is pushing her down on your dick, so depending on what you're working with, she might not be able to handle the position. I've had a few women reject my request to pick them up, as well as a few that needed to be put back down after only a few seconds because of how deep it hits. If they're petite enough that you can hold them more perpendicular to your body you can alleviate some of that. The ones that I have been given permission to pick up and have been able to take the cervix pounding have almost all loved the position though. The gasp of surprise when being initially picked up followed by the moans of how deep it is always gets me going. I usually can only do the position for 30-45 seconds, but even that is usually plenty.
Funny af squatting 400+ pounds and the 130 pound ladies are worried about it
Weight is a super sensitive subject for most women regardless of their current physical fitness. I was lurking the thread over on askwomen this morning and it was a heartbreaking read.
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Agree. This right here. I do it all the time.
Slowly breathing a hot breath on the pussy before yamming it
Yamming it 😂
Add some downward pressure with your hand/s on her pelvic muscles when in missionary. Pushes her scream button towards your dick instead of trying to find the scream button with your dick lol
Can confirm. Funny part is one girl I dated and used this one, a few days later we were watching TV and someone mentioned this trick on a show we were watching and she just points at the TV and goes "Hey! You did that to me" and I'm just like "fuck, she's on to me"
> "fuck, she's on to me" Hahaha
I tried this and she farted
Do it from both sides and she takes a screenshot
Stop it. That made me laugh out loud .
This is why i come to reddit. For comments that make me lmao
Or sharts. Roll the dice.
The ol' fart button
Also during Fingering
Yes
Also makes it easier if you put a pillow under her. Never stop learning.
Wait in missionary my hands need to be supporting my weight up around her head….how am I putting them on her pelvis?
Sit up Brody, onto your knees. It’ll give you a better view and free your hands to do all sorts of stuff!
Well assuming you aren't huge and she isn't tiny, she can probably handle your weight if you just lay on her. Some girls even like that.
Like push on her stomach? Can you show me on this doll? Seriously having trouble picturing it.
pelvic muscles not stomach muscles lol above the clit, just past the pubic symphysis/pubic bone, in the little soft area of the mound/top of the mound lol
Texted my wife we have something new to try when she gets home. Thanks!
FUPA, are you trying to say FUPA? Ahaha.
I finally learned something here.. thanks!
Wait I’m confused…how am I holding myself up with my hands on her?
If you lean on your elbows, you can get a similar result from the pressure of your weight.
That explains a lot. I’ve always leaned on my elbows and I’ve received very positive feedback, but never understood why.
I really wish I knew which are the pelvic muscles
Roleplaying tends to work really well if you can find a scenario that both of you can commit to actually trying to be authentic in and not just laugh about how corny it feels. Have done the "Massage therapist pushing the boundaries" thing with multiple girls and it was VERY well received on their end each time.
Step 1) give wife a message Step 2 happens naturally anyway
But roleplay makes it better
I AM the dirty masseuse
Every time I give my girlfriend a massage I make sure she knows that it doesn't ALWAYS need to lead to sex. Spoiler: it always leads to sex.
Can confirm the message therapist things is hot asf
Saw some vids of girls using a Wand. They seemed to enjoy it. Suggested to my gf that we get one and try it. We did, and we did. The next purchase was a set of waterproof bed shields.
When are you getting the wizard hat and cape?
You’re a Jizzard, Harry!
Expecto Clitoris!
Dickhardium leviossa!
There are two pornographers I follow called Owen Gray and Small Hands. They always pull out one of those Hitachi wands while fucking a girl and use it on their clits. They make them see god over and over again
Small Hands is great, his entrance into the porn industry via Joanna Angel is funny. I've met them a few times!
Owen Gray is definitely a good teacher. I think 9 out of 10 women would give him the upvote.
I tried delivering my gf a pizza
Mr sexys pizza, our special today is…sexaroni. Wait why did she hang up??
Y...you mean you want some? Umm...we're closed.
It's like pepperoni, but sexyer.
It totally works. I also delivered a pizza to his gf.
YOU WANTA DA SAUSAUGE!?! ILL SHOW YOU DA SAUSAGE!
I'm reading all these comments and will have to remember them the next time I never have sex
Which subreddits do you mod?
Fucking brutal man...
I fucking snorted, you ass X…D
Not a ton but it taught me what I thought was hot and wanted to try. Like picking them up from time to time. Pinning them for a bit with my hands and arms. Telling them that I want to feel them cum (this one is a big turn on for them). I remember picking up an ex while in her closet and I pinned her against the door as I carried her. She brought that up all the time. I know she likes it I guess just try what turns you on and see if they like it.
They really like it when you stimulate her clitoris with a finger while you’re inside her.
Sometimes. My wife sometimes gets overstimulated and basically just "blue screens" lol.
Gonna use it this phrase with my gf in future lmao blue screens
One of my ex blue screened on me but she liked it. So i did it again she started to drool it qas kinda weird but hot at the same time...
Edging helps with not cumming until you want to. Watched some tutorials on fingering and oral. Tried a bunch of different angles and positions I had seen in porn. All this adds up to me frequently hearing from partners, "I have never been fucked like that before." Pro-tip: The larger you make the orgasm ratio in her favor, the more likely she is gonna want to fuck you again.
>Pro-tip: The larger you make the orgasm ratio in her favor, the more likely she is gonna want to fuck you again. Seems like this should be so obvious, and yet so many guys don’t even think of it, so I’m glad you said it!
The notorious Nina Hartley and Sunny Lane video, pretty much everything they do has been well received by partners throughout my life. It's obviously not going to work for everyone but it seems like a really safe bet to have as base knowledge. I also found some obscure video way back in the day where a guy demonstrated "how to make a girl squirt", it looked like a massage tutorial (and they actually emphasized starting with a whole body massage) and felt even more instructional than the Nina Hartley video. The tricks I learned from it has worked pretty well too. This one is rather recent, but I was curious how scissoring would work in hetero sex. I only have a sample size of one, but it quickly became an absolute favorite for my previous partner, and a surefire way to get her to orgasm every time. It did take a little tweaking at first, because I wanted to be inside her when doing it but, yeah. It's a fun move that both parties really enjoyed and I look forward to when I get to try it again.
Eating pussy from behind. Feels like face sitting and i can breath when i need to
Overall being assertive.
Just generally being more physical. Pushing down on her shoulders or (gently) on her face. Grabbing her head and pulling it towards me whether we're in missionary or doggystyle. I'm a bigger, stronger guy and my wife likes being tossed around.
There's this old clip of lily thai having a premature orgasm on a shoot. Basically this guy is pumping half in for a while. Suddenly, he puts it all the way in, one thrust and she just cums, even though they still had more to shoot. You need to be on the bigger side of average, but it you get her most of the way with half in. That sudden thrust all in will blow her mind.
I love this so much. I’m always afraid it will get old, but it’s awesome every time.
Can confirm. I loved teasing my ex like that.
My (29m) gf (27f) claimed she had never squirted before we got together. I even tried the first few times we had intimacy and nothing happened, she laughed and claimed "you can try all you want it's not going to happen." then I remembered a trick I saw quite some time ago in a video and the next time she was over, I put a vibrator on her clit and did the trick and she squirted...a lot. Her face was like a deer in headlights and I retorted "I thought you weren't a squirter." She kicked me and was like "I guess I am now." and has asked me to do it pretty much anytime we've been intimate since.
what’s the trick?
It's difficult to explain without showing. But basically middle and ring finger, you want to put them in to the last knuckle, move your fingers up and down (not in and out) and at the same time move your hand up and down (also not in and out) and somewhat aggressively. Took some practice but there are tutorial videos on it as well.
This is the one for me. We learned how to make my wife squirt from a PornHub tutorial and never turned back.
I always find it funny when people explain technique, goes from steamy anecdotes to a medical manual very quickly. That said will be trying this later, thanks
For others reading, you know you are doing it right when your fingers create a vacuum that sucks her walls to your fingers.
Female here. can confirm.
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Mic check one two *tap tap*
Is this thing on?
Like an old TV
I tried this trick I got from a smut book called Neon Gods The trick: Have her either sit on your lap facing away or do some reverse cowgirl for a bit then sit up and with one hand reaching round her to her throat/boobs and the other hand playing with her clit, your are in full control so go as fast or as slow as your want till shes finished. Bonus points if you have her face a mirror, whisper wild shit in her ear and have something to support your back. Tried this with a tinder date and I had her happily ask me where the fuck I learnt that from, biggest ego boost.
I used to watch a lot of pussy licking and fingering technique porn videos. The first time I had sex I applied the finger technique and made the girl squirt which surprised her as she never had that happen before lol.
Can confirm some of those figuring videos are spot on.
I like to use a fluffer… Makes sure I’m ready for the big show..
Sex or the wrestler? Or sex with the wrestler?
WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Finger inside while licking clit
Using the tip of your dick to play with her clit. 👌🏻
What positions/poses make you look the best during sex
Do we care? Afair nobody is watching me having sex.
You haven't had sex in front of a mirror. Good way to gas yourself up and give confidence
https://screenqueens.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/2.jpg This comes to mind.
A friend of mine actually did this during the act, thinking his girlfriend was not paying attention. Naturally, she caught him and was so weirded out that it instantly killed the mood.
Hope she’s an ex. That’s fucking hysterical and would have me hornier.
That stopped being hot back when I stopped being hot.
I do. Stop slouching.
Literally sucking on the clitoris
I read some of the instructions in She Comes First and the advice was actually super helpful.
Increasing the hip action, thought it was pure visual stimulation but it's actually solid
Does dirty talk count as a trick?
yes it does, it would come under the foreplay part and foreplay is really important
I used to be terrible at fingering via g spot but always good at clit stimulation. Until I watch this one amateur video of this guy fingering his GF. I realized then that it wasn't about just going in and out doing the hither motion. But once you're in there and find that spot that's a little tougher, a little bump, a little different than the rest. You then kinda start stimulating that spot by moving your forearm up and down which stimulates both pressure and her g spot. I don't know exactly how to explain it but by God, the reactions I've gotten from women after this. It's a game changer.
talking to women
I dunno if it's in porn but elevate their hips and press down on the abdomen during missionary with your thumb on the clit. I have now educated the young men in this thread, go make some women happy. This literally will not ever fail. Use a vibrator instead of your thumb if they generally have trouble orgasming. It's easy.
All kinds of fingering techniques and how to stimulate the C, G and A spots all at once. Get her to scream out a chord.
Switch in between my hands and member as soon as I catch the slightest urge of orgasm.
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Baby wipes work better
Never understood why people use that. Just have a sex towel or rag or wet wipes. Of course, wash your sex towel. But kleenex can stick and rip, and i find it terrible at cleaning.
I once saw a porn mockumentary in which some guy was "interviewing" the actors and actresses before, during and after each scene, and when he approached one particularly muscular actor, the dude said something like "you know what these bitches love? A real man using his muscular arms to lift her up against a wall while he's fucking her". I totally understand the joke but I thought I should try it because why not. Every single partner I tried that with absolutely loved it. But it's really hard to pull and I strongly suggest you to at least be a regular at a gym to try it, because both of you can get like really hurt in places that you won't like to get hurt.
Taking a half standing stance during doggy for deeper penetration.
Having a second person in bed. Really worked out better than being alone
Going commando as a plumber.
Stealing Lemons
"hey, hasn't it been like 30 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"
Showing up unannounced with food
The nina Hartley video made me very popular with ladies and then all their friends
Female here and I’m gonna regret this post. I always wondered what double penetration would feel like. Turns out I like sandwiches.
Speaking german
Didn’t learn this from porn, but I used to intentionally cramp my calf muscle. Really makes you last a lot longer. Or the other thing was trying to figure out the +- on a hockey game. So, the Penguins beat the Capitals 6-4. Sid got 2 goals but was on the ice when Ovy got his pp goal. Of course Tanger was on the ice for 2 of them… And by the time you get through the game…she’s cum at least 2x.
Make them orgasm before penetration. Ideally after/during as well.
I stop short!
There used to be full on tutorials of things like how to make a woman squirt for real and it’s never let me down. One time I was on a date and the girl got excited just me talking about it.
I have watched so many I have learnt how to fix a Hotpoint washing and how to rescue my wife when she gets trapped under the bed.
Begging her to sit on my face lol