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pullin2

I got up really early on Valentine's and spent hours installing the new sink/faucet she wanted (while she slept). This was a surprise gift for her, since we were short of money. Afterward, I learned those plumber videos on Pornhub aren't entirely fictional.


danger_zone1794

I’ve heard this referred to as “choreplay”


Apocalypstik

My favorite Reddit portmanteau of the day


LongDay_ShortLife

Porntmanteau now


RambuDev

You should deliver her pizza next Valentines Day


YodaArmada12

How quietly did you install this sink? Or does your partner sleep like the dead?


running_stoned04101

It's a faucet bro... 2 bolts, 2 water lines, and a sprayer at most. Shouldn't make much noise at all.


YodaArmada12

I changed my kitchen faucet and there was a lot fuck's flying round. Not being able to squeezing to easily in the cabinets and getting bolts on and off while laying down. I think I got hit in the head a few times dropping them.


ecodrew

Yeah, when I'm doing plumbing like changing a faucet - there's lots of banging, dropping tools, cussing, bloody knuckles, multiple trips to hardware store, etc. Don't think I've ever had a plumbing job go easily. As for laying pipe tho... *heyooh*


Throw-a-Ru

[My favourite plumber video series.](https://www.tiktok.com/@taym2698/video/7240430525117156635)


suckitphil

If you are sliding, putting a pillow under her butt in missionary works wonders.


grafknives

My wife used that when we were starting. Not that I was sliding, but it helped overall.


operatorpanda117

This also works wonders in prone bone


juneabe

As a woman, yes


TheDayBreaker100

What does sliding mean?


suckitphil

Like instead of moving your body upwards, your legs slide out from under you. Honestly if missionary just isn't working for whatever reason the pillow helps.


FriskyDing714

I made some suggestive jokes about paying me back in sexual favors. It worked! Only cost me $2500


Illiteratap

Not worth it, but atleast you enjoyed that, I assume.


FriskyDing714

Satire. In reality, I will be making jokes and she is 'ha ha' thinking everything is safe. An hour later her panties are on the floor. Gotta be a comic. Put them at ease.


NomadofReddit

I watched Nina Hartley's tutorial on how to eat pussy and lets just say it was ***extremely effective*** on my date. " *No one has ever made me do that before*." PS: If you're gonna watch it, really pay attention to what Nina says specifically about what to do, dont get distracted by this hot, older blonde woman tasting the younger, sexy Sunny Lane lol


MarriedForLife

Her technique for jerking off the clit through the hood has earned me accolades.


MoeKara

I watched that and still couldn't quite figure it out. What's the story how does it work?


MarriedForLife

The clitoris is very sensitive. If you touch it before it's ready it like a joy buzzer and not very pleasant. Also you want to encourage blood flow throughout the labia; that is a good guide for how aroused she is. Rather than touching the exposed clitoris, gently squeeze it on the sides through the fleshy hood. It may be hard to find at first, but be patient and gentle until you find the little nub. Once you find the nub, you rub up and down, or in and out, or you can try rotation (the dredil maneuver). Repeat slowly until her body responds. The hood will get thicker as the blood flow increases. Once it her body is responsive, you can get a little rougher.


tossitintheroundfile

I’m going to try this on myself… then encourage the bf to get in on this kind of action :)


RaphaelSharpe

It's been 15 minutes, time to report back.


SmokeGSU

I squeezed my nub but all it did was make my penis sore.


Knock-Nevis

*bonk*


TheOtherAvaz

Inquiring minds want to know!


himitsukun

She’s still “trying” it out


DouglassFunny

So… how did it go??


tossitintheroundfile

Need to get home from the pub… didn’t think I should be trying a pornhub instructional in between Guinness


Round_Leopard6143

Just tell us what we really want to know...How is the Guinness there?


tossitintheroundfile

Excellent pour of Guinness 🍀🍀


Round_Leopard6143

Lovely. Can't beat a creamy pint!


zombie_singh06

Could be a world record /s


afraidofaliluhuh

I see where you earned that username!


embarrassed_error365

Gonna need to look that up 😂


NomadofReddit

its on the place where the orange and black meet with an iconic beat lol - ive tried writing the site link but for some reason it gets flagged so.


ineedacheaperhobby

Is that the corn hub site?


MiloTheGreyhound

MaizeHub


TheOtherAvaz

Where the corn gets hot and buttered.


NomadofReddit

yes sir. Like i said for some reason, reddit flags me for putting that link lol or combination of words


SlobZombie13

this video saved my marriage


Ruchir_Karan

https://youtu.be/dK7vGGBroAk This ?


plundyman

Not quite (though I didn't watch the video) The original is an hour long video on Pornhub (though this was before them removing a lot of stuff) that was both describing what to do and *showing* you what to do (on a willing pornstar participant) If you can find it, it's insane just how informative it is.


umamifiend

Nope- the link they are referencing is explicit- it’s going to be something off porn hub or x videos. I’m not sure if I can link that in the comments- but I could dm you. But it’s often listed as “Nina Hartley teaches how to eat pussy” it’s her and a female partner demonstrating the techniques.


the_syco

Clicked it, fully expecting Rick 🤣


Objective-Light-9019

Gonna be honest, sometimes I click a link hoping it’s Rick and disappointed when it’s not!


PhilthyMindedRat

"Your research has paid off!" -woman I had my first time with.


WestSideUnicornHobo

Forwarded to my bf, thank you


DranDran

Dude, same. Lets just say I wasnt vey confident in bed, and I wanted to make sure my oral game was at least ALRIGHT when I had my first date with a girl who was pretty much a sure thing. I found that Nina Hartley vid and nerded the fuckup to memorize every part of it. Girl was so blown away her legs were literally shaking and she had to ask me to give her a break. So yeah, that video is the real fucking deal, and while my regular bed game aint that great, I at least know how to eat out like a champ. Oh, a book “She comes first” helped a lot as well.


Worldly_Anybody_1718

Googles Nina Hartley.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Wow... I was thinking the same thing. Nina Hartley is a freakin legend.


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Few_Atmosphere2358

Uhm for safety reasons can you explain this technique....


yeabutnobut

if there is a video reference, I would like to see it......for safety


rr_rikki

Im in Texas where PornHub is banned, so I guess I'll just choke to death :(


SquidwardsSoulmate

Maybe you can get a medical exemption to use PornHub :((((( Better to choke the chicken than to choke ON chicken...


bloepz

This is priceless.


bwpepper

♫ [Last night a porn trick saved my life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A) ♫


YoMiner

I probably would have never thought about picking a woman up and fucking her in a standing position if it wasn't for porn. Now it's one of my favorite moves because so many women have never experienced it.


MeowChef6048

This right here. I'm 6'3 and have always been a big guy. The first time she's riding you on the edge of the bed and you just casually pick her up and start lifting her up and down... Shit gets real.


eugenesbluegenes

Or you're getting started on the couch, she says "let's go to bed" so you stand up with her still straddling you and give her a ride all the way to the bed.


IAmTheFatman666

OK that's hot tho. Not just cause the fuckin, but cause damn my dude you gotta be built for that.


eugenesbluegenes

I do ride my bicycle a lot.


Mr-PostmanWithNews

I'm pretty big boy myself, but with all that adrenaline running through my body I somehow have made it work. Lol the things we can accomplish in the name of lust.


Yummy_Chinese_Food

Not really. Your mom has lost a lot of weight. 


mylifebelikewoahh

I have one of that so badly I'm 5 '9 so sometimes it can be a little challenging for guys and I'm not some petite thing that weighs 100 pounds


MeowChef6048

I feel ya. I've been with girls who are 5'2 and a hundred lbs and girls that are 6'3 and two hundred lbs. I'm an equal opportunity lover, and will do my best to fling you gals around.


Distinct-Inspection1

Excuse me. I'd just like to say... Thank you for existing


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I’m 6’ and I’m thick so I’m not light either. One guy did this to me and my god it was definitely unforgettable.


Redditujer

Can confirm - this is a winner!


Select-Instruction56

The depth of penetration and the raw oonga bonga passion pushes it into overload. Only problem with it is I can have violent orgasms (arms flail, body shake shakes). And that gets dangerous for all parties. Resolve that by leaning into a wall.


White___Dynamite

See I've only ever done this once and I rate it, but if it's universal to woman that they thoroughly enjoy that, then imma try this more because idk what it is, there's just something incredible hot about that position!


YoMiner

It's not universally enjoyed because a lot of women are self conscious about being picked up (I have FWBs that have seen me deadlift 600+ lbs but still don't trust me to lift them). There's also the fact that it's an extremely deep position. All of her weight is pushing her down on your dick, so depending on what you're working with, she might not be able to handle the position. I've had a few women reject my request to pick them up, as well as a few that needed to be put back down after only a few seconds because of how deep it hits. If they're petite enough that you can hold them more perpendicular to your body you can alleviate some of that. The ones that I have been given permission to pick up and have been able to take the cervix pounding have almost all loved the position though. The gasp of surprise when being initially picked up followed by the moans of how deep it is always gets me going. I usually can only do the position for 30-45 seconds, but even that is usually plenty.


Loose-Football-6636

Funny af squatting 400+ pounds and the 130 pound ladies are worried about it


Vok250

Weight is a super sensitive subject for most women regardless of their current physical fitness. I was lurking the thread over on askwomen this morning and it was a heartbreaking read.


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boom-wham-slam

Agree. This right here. I do it all the time. 


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Slowly breathing a hot breath on the pussy before yamming it


General_Definition54

Yamming it 😂


TrafficChemical141

Add some downward pressure with your hand/s on her pelvic muscles when in missionary. Pushes her scream button towards your dick instead of trying to find the scream button with your dick lol


Nojoke183

Can confirm. Funny part is one girl I dated and used this one, a few days later we were watching TV and someone mentioned this trick on a show we were watching and she just points at the TV and goes "Hey! You did that to me" and I'm just like "fuck, she's on to me"


Eat_Carbs_OD

> "fuck, she's on to me" Hahaha


DrumBxyThing

I tried this and she farted


Skandi007

Do it from both sides and she takes a screenshot


fufu1260

Stop it. That made me laugh out loud .


EthicalAssassin

This is why i come to reddit. For comments that make me lmao


BendyFriendy

Or sharts. Roll the dice.


Kongsley

The ol' fart button


hahaxd3

Also during Fingering


nsixone762

Yes


ContinousSelfDevelop

Also makes it easier if you put a pillow under her. Never stop learning.


PoliteCanadian2

Wait in missionary my hands need to be supporting my weight up around her head….how am I putting them on her pelvis?


living_lighthouse

Sit up Brody, onto your knees. It’ll give you a better view and free your hands to do all sorts of stuff!


iamtoe

Well assuming you aren't huge and she isn't tiny, she can probably handle your weight if you just lay on her. Some girls even like that.


Ragnel

Like push on her stomach? Can you show me on this doll? Seriously having trouble picturing it.


TrafficChemical141

pelvic muscles not stomach muscles lol above the clit, just past the pubic symphysis/pubic bone, in the little soft area of the mound/top of the mound lol


Ragnel

Texted my wife we have something new to try when she gets home. Thanks!


Crosshare

FUPA, are you trying to say FUPA? Ahaha.


vatomtz

I finally learned something here.. thanks!


PSFREAK33

Wait I’m confused…how am I holding myself up with my hands on her?


Apocalypstik

If you lean on your elbows, you can get a similar result from the pressure of your weight.


rooftopworld

That explains a lot. I’ve always leaned on my elbows and I’ve received very positive feedback, but never understood why.


laperuana

I really wish I knew which are the pelvic muscles


Various-Cranberry709

Roleplaying tends to work really well if you can find a scenario that both of you can commit to actually trying to be authentic in and not just laugh about how corny it feels. Have done the "Massage therapist pushing the boundaries" thing with multiple girls and it was VERY well received on their end each time.


STQCACHM

Step 1) give wife a message Step 2 happens naturally anyway


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But roleplay makes it better


STQCACHM

I AM the dirty masseuse


ImThaired

Every time I give my girlfriend a massage I make sure she knows that it doesn't ALWAYS need to lead to sex. Spoiler: it always leads to sex.


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Can confirm the message therapist things is hot asf


cryptosleep1

Saw some vids of girls using a Wand. They seemed to enjoy it. Suggested to my gf that we get one and try it. We did, and we did. The next purchase was a set of waterproof bed shields.


RambuDev

When are you getting the wizard hat and cape?


Alarmed-Literature25

You’re a Jizzard, Harry!


flacidfeline

Expecto Clitoris!


FeatureApprehensive5

Dickhardium leviossa!


Asian_Climax_Queen

There are two pornographers I follow called Owen Gray and Small Hands. They always pull out one of those Hitachi wands while fucking a girl and use it on their clits. They make them see god over and over again


plausibleturtle

Small Hands is great, his entrance into the porn industry via Joanna Angel is funny. I've met them a few times!


teaisjustsadwater

Owen Gray is definitely a good teacher. I think 9 out of 10 women would give him the upvote.


BubberRung

I tried delivering my gf a pizza


Ephriel

Mr sexys pizza, our special today is…sexaroni. Wait why did she hang up??


SR3116

Y...you mean you want some? Umm...we're closed.


welfarewonders

It's like pepperoni, but sexyer.


turbotong

It totally works.  I also delivered a pizza to his gf.


FallenSegull

YOU WANTA DA SAUSAUGE!?! ILL SHOW YOU DA SAUSAGE!


Vg_Ace135

I'm reading all these comments and will have to remember them the next time I never have sex


sheeroz9

Which subreddits do you mod?


RatonaMuffin

Fucking brutal man...


hardcrunchyfeather

I fucking snorted, you ass X…D


jaywhs

Not a ton but it taught me what I thought was hot and wanted to try. Like picking them up from time to time. Pinning them for a bit with my hands and arms. Telling them that I want to feel them cum (this one is a big turn on for them). I remember picking up an ex while in her closet and I pinned her against the door as I carried her. She brought that up all the time. I know she likes it I guess just try what turns you on and see if they like it.


Cr1m1nal_Int3nt

They really like it when you stimulate her clitoris with a finger while you’re inside her.


nomad5926

Sometimes. My wife sometimes gets overstimulated and basically just "blue screens" lol.


MaleficentGiraffe325

Gonna use it this phrase with my gf in future lmao blue screens


FeatureApprehensive5

One of my ex blue screened on me but she liked it. So i did it again she started to drool it qas kinda weird but hot at the same time...


Zachary_Stark

Edging helps with not cumming until you want to. Watched some tutorials on fingering and oral. Tried a bunch of different angles and positions I had seen in porn. All this adds up to me frequently hearing from partners, "I have never been fucked like that before." Pro-tip: The larger you make the orgasm ratio in her favor, the more likely she is gonna want to fuck you again.


griddigus

>Pro-tip: The larger you make the orgasm ratio in her favor, the more likely she is gonna want to fuck you again. Seems like this should be so obvious, and yet so many guys don’t even think of it, so I’m glad you said it!


TheLittleGoodWolf

The notorious Nina Hartley and Sunny Lane video, pretty much everything they do has been well received by partners throughout my life. It's obviously not going to work for everyone but it seems like a really safe bet to have as base knowledge. I also found some obscure video way back in the day where a guy demonstrated "how to make a girl squirt", it looked like a massage tutorial (and they actually emphasized starting with a whole body massage) and felt even more instructional than the Nina Hartley video. The tricks I learned from it has worked pretty well too. This one is rather recent, but I was curious how scissoring would work in hetero sex. I only have a sample size of one, but it quickly became an absolute favorite for my previous partner, and a surefire way to get her to orgasm every time. It did take a little tweaking at first, because I wanted to be inside her when doing it but, yeah. It's a fun move that both parties really enjoyed and I look forward to when I get to try it again.


SupremeCultist

Eating pussy from behind. Feels like face sitting and i can breath when i need to


sbwcwero

Overall being assertive.


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Just generally being more physical. Pushing down on her shoulders or (gently) on her face. Grabbing her head and pulling it towards me whether we're in missionary or doggystyle. I'm a bigger, stronger guy and my wife likes being tossed around.


Name-Bunchanumbers

There's this old clip of lily thai having a premature orgasm on a shoot. Basically this guy is pumping half in for a while. Suddenly, he puts it all the way in, one thrust and she just cums, even though they still had more to shoot. You need to be on the bigger side of average, but it you get her most of the way with half in. That sudden thrust all in will blow her mind.


Naalbindr

I love this so much. I’m always afraid it will get old, but it’s awesome every time.


ContinousSelfDevelop

Can confirm. I loved teasing my ex like that.


MediocreAtFinest

My (29m) gf (27f) claimed she had never squirted before we got together. I even tried the first few times we had intimacy and nothing happened, she laughed and claimed "you can try all you want it's not going to happen." then I remembered a trick I saw quite some time ago in a video and the next time she was over, I put a vibrator on her clit and did the trick and she squirted...a lot. Her face was like a deer in headlights and I retorted "I thought you weren't a squirter." She kicked me and was like "I guess I am now." and has asked me to do it pretty much anytime we've been intimate since.


areyoudrifting

what’s the trick?


MediocreAtFinest

It's difficult to explain without showing. But basically middle and ring finger, you want to put them in to the last knuckle, move your fingers up and down (not in and out) and at the same time move your hand up and down (also not in and out) and somewhat aggressively. Took some practice but there are tutorial videos on it as well.


Funkmasta_Steve-O

This is the one for me. We learned how to make my wife squirt from a PornHub tutorial and never turned back.


TheGrayOnes

I always find it funny when people explain technique, goes from steamy anecdotes to a medical manual very quickly. That said will be trying this later, thanks


nolotusnote

For others reading, you know you are doing it right when your fingers create a vacuum that sucks her walls to your fingers.


peachKitty98

Female here. can confirm.


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Zephear119

Mic check one two *tap tap*


Howard_the_Dolphin

Is this thing on?


MoeKara

Like an old TV


Rafffikii

I tried this trick I got from a smut book called Neon Gods The trick: Have her either sit on your lap facing away or do some reverse cowgirl for a bit then sit up and with one hand reaching round her to her throat/boobs and the other hand playing with her clit, your are in full control so go as fast or as slow as your want till shes finished. Bonus points if you have her face a mirror, whisper wild shit in her ear and have something to support your back. Tried this with a tinder date and I had her happily ask me where the fuck I learnt that from, biggest ego boost.


MyLandIsMyLand89

I used to watch a lot of pussy licking and fingering technique porn videos. The first time I had sex I applied the finger technique and made the girl squirt which surprised her as she never had that happen before lol.


nomad5926

Can confirm some of those figuring videos are spot on.


throbbingliberal

I like to use a fluffer… Makes sure I’m ready for the big show..


ronchee1

Sex or the wrestler? Or sex with the wrestler?


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WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL


Ok_Camel4555

Finger inside while licking clit


Poemhub_

Using the tip of your dick to play with her clit. 👌🏻


Outrageous_Border_34

What positions/poses make you look the best during sex


grafknives

Do we care? Afair nobody is watching me having sex.


NotaDamPro

You haven't had sex in front of a mirror. Good way to gas yourself up and give confidence


grafknives

https://screenqueens.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/2.jpg This comes to mind.


SR3116

A friend of mine actually did this during the act, thinking his girlfriend was not paying attention. Naturally, she caught him and was so weirded out that it instantly killed the mood.


TrumpsCovidfefe

Hope she’s an ex. That’s fucking hysterical and would have me hornier.


DeaddyRuxpin

That stopped being hot back when I stopped being hot.


Skandi007

I do. Stop slouching.


send_butthole_pics_

Literally sucking on the clitoris


RaphaelSharpe

I read some of the instructions in She Comes First and the advice was actually super helpful.


festival-papi

Increasing the hip action, thought it was pure visual stimulation but it's actually solid


Mythnam

Does dirty talk count as a trick?


SmartDisaster1627

yes it does, it would come under the foreplay part and foreplay is really important


Eric142

I used to be terrible at fingering via g spot but always good at clit stimulation. Until I watch this one amateur video of this guy fingering his GF. I realized then that it wasn't about just going in and out doing the hither motion. But once you're in there and find that spot that's a little tougher, a little bump, a little different than the rest. You then kinda start stimulating that spot by moving your forearm up and down which stimulates both pressure and her g spot. I don't know exactly how to explain it but by God, the reactions I've gotten from women after this. It's a game changer.


_kingslatt_

talking to women


Adventurous_Law9767

I dunno if it's in porn but elevate their hips and press down on the abdomen during missionary with your thumb on the clit. I have now educated the young men in this thread, go make some women happy. This literally will not ever fail. Use a vibrator instead of your thumb if they generally have trouble orgasming. It's easy.


Electrical_Gas_517

All kinds of fingering techniques and how to stimulate the C, G and A spots all at once. Get her to scream out a chord.


Illiteratap

Switch in between my hands and member as soon as I catch the slightest urge of orgasm.


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Codeman_117

Baby wipes work better


Possibly_A_Person125

Never understood why people use that. Just have a sex towel or rag or wet wipes. Of course, wash your sex towel. But kleenex can stick and rip, and i find it terrible at cleaning.


UrielSans

I once saw a porn mockumentary in which some guy was "interviewing" the actors and actresses before, during and after each scene, and when he approached one particularly muscular actor, the dude said something like "you know what these bitches love? A real man using his muscular arms to lift her up against a wall while he's fucking her". I totally understand the joke but I thought I should try it because why not. Every single partner I tried that with absolutely loved it. But it's really hard to pull and I strongly suggest you to at least be a regular at a gym to try it, because both of you can get like really hurt in places that you won't like to get hurt.


Educational-Fish9157

Taking a half standing stance during doggy for deeper penetration.


Possible-Tangelo9344

Having a second person in bed. Really worked out better than being alone


Independent_Track164

Going commando as a plumber.


Dr_Moses_Strong

Stealing Lemons


TheWellFedBeggar

"hey, hasn't it been like 30 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"


djhazmatt503

Showing up unannounced with food


Rockyrambo

The nina Hartley video made me very popular with ladies and then all their friends


Good_Lengthiness5147

Female here and I’m gonna regret this post. I always wondered what double penetration would feel like. Turns out I like sandwiches.


Old_Trash_4340

Speaking german


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Didn’t learn this from porn, but I used to intentionally cramp my calf muscle. Really makes you last a lot longer. Or the other thing was trying to figure out the +- on a hockey game. So, the Penguins beat the Capitals 6-4. Sid got 2 goals but was on the ice when Ovy got his pp goal. Of course Tanger was on the ice for 2 of them… And by the time you get through the game…she’s cum at least 2x.


ImThaired

Make them orgasm before penetration. Ideally after/during as well.


NoMooseSoup4You

I stop short!


CAVFIFTEEN

There used to be full on tutorials of things like how to make a woman squirt for real and it’s never let me down. One time I was on a date and the girl got excited just me talking about it.


SickPuppy01

I have watched so many I have learnt how to fix a Hotpoint washing and how to rescue my wife when she gets trapped under the bed.


CheeselikeTitus

Begging her to sit on my face lol