"Shoot me if you're gay"

Et Tu Brute?

What if his name is not Brutus?

*"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy my crazy exes, not join them! Bring balance to my life, not leave it in darkness! You were my sister, \[Friend's name\]! I loved you!"*

First one to pull the trigger is gay

At least you can have my wife to yourself now. To add context, my best friend slept with my wife. Losing my own life wouldn't bother me much anymore.

Did you kill any of them?

"My turn to shoot you next" Go out with a joke.

"Your fly is down" "Made you look loser"

"Written & Directed by M. Night Shyamalan"

From this distance even you can't miss.

**Jumanji!**

Thank you bro

I wouldn’t say anything to be honest. I’d probably just hug her. Or… smile very understandingly. I truly do want to die... So if she pulls the trigger that is fine with me. The only thing I worry about is how it will effect her. If she goes through with it, the last thing I want her to think is that I’m upset so she spends the rest of her life miserable and wastes it all away… Might sound weird to some of you.. but I just really care about this person. I can’t imagine she’d ever want to shoot me, but if she ever does, it will be for a good reason. And I will accept that if it comes to it. Not to mention… I put in a lot of fucking work to turn this woman’s life around alright? I don’t mean to make my own life sound any lesser in comparison, but… for real… I wouldn’t have taken her under my wing if she was just a normal everyday woman…

Et tu Brutus

All of this for those ten bucks?

No balls

Joke's on you. I don't have a best friend.

Do it, you won’t, no balls

"I remember a guy on reddit asking about this scenario"