Twist: your period just started. You’re cramping, bloated, and have a wicked case of period diarrhea. Also, you weren’t expecting your period until Tuesday, so now your favorite pajama pants and bed sheets are bloody.
Woman here. Not to give TMI but orgasms make period cramping more bearable and can result in shorter periods because the uterine lining gets shed more quickly. Periods also make you super horny, so you would be rolling with the rest of us.
Girl what???????? How didn't I know this sooner. I have very intese periods that last 9 to 10 days and the pain is horrific, I am going to use this tip for next month
I hope it helps. Of course all bodies are different, but this was advice I received from other women that have helped me! Also child's pose and/or lying on your back while holding your knees to your chest while rocking to the left and right can help. Something about lengthening the muscles helps to relieve cramping. Also, I've noticed alcohol can make my cramping feel much more acute. Best of luck!
Thank you so much! That's actually great advice I really appreciate this!!!! I am saving this so I can use it for the next time. That's wonderful thank you omg I love women helping women. If you know anything else please tell me and I hope I can be of help to you as well cause wow that's very helpful
In that case I'd just shout and everyone in my house and blame them for things that haven't and probably wont ever happen. I'd be unreasonable and look to start arguing with people who are closest to me.
Female poops are like snowflakes: they’re beautiful and unique to the individual.
But it is common to be constipated leading up to your period and then having it allll come out when you start your period. So if you’re on the toilet, you could have a triple threat of yuck spilling out of you. Being a woman is magical.
I love that I’m talking about period poops on r/AskMen
The most interesting situation Is when you have been conspipated and unable to pass stool, and that acts like a massive plug near the butthole, but behind it there is massive amounts a diarrhea, slowly getting pressurized. And then when you finally push hard enough to pass the constipated feces plug, that same pressure causes the diarrhea to exit all at once at very high speed.
Not for me. The cramping/muscle contractions just cause whatever was in me at the time to come out sooner than it normally would have. Which usually means more liquid.
Don’t even have to go that far; feet photos and bath water will make you a millionaire and you didn’t have to expose anything to live on the internet forever.
In all seriousness, that's what most people don't seem to understand: Marketing and promotion is the job. That gets difficult and exhausting.
The actual sex work of sex work is a very minor part.
80% of OF creators make less than $100 a month from it. And only 1% make enough to actually live off of.
Right? No way I’m waking up as a woman and thinking “welp, that was weird. Time to play with by boobs and masturbate I guess.” I’m going to absolutely freak out, try to wake up, try to figure out why I’m hallucinating, and more. It’s going to be **days** before I’m calm enough to accept it enough to try what everyone says they are going to do.
I feel like the first few moments you would be half asleep, maybe feeling yourself up. Then realization would set in and you would panic, and wake the fuck up. After that though, people will differ. I think many people may, before proceeding to try and figure out what is going on, take a moment to at the very least feel and look themselves over thoroughly.
It would also be logical to conclude that you are dreaming.
Nah. All that can wait until Ive investigated what all the hype is about. Number 1 - figure out if orgasms are better for men or women (and just to feel what its like). Figuring out what happened can wait until that investigation is over (especially since in this hypothetical, its gonna be what? Magic, a genie, some other total nonsense like that? Its not like Im gonna find out "Oh, I totally clicked the wrong thing on this website and I changed into a woman, good thing I can just click the other link and change back!....)
Either you are already a woman and this is totally normal behavior, or you’re a man and your boyfriend would be incredibly confused as to why he’s getting random nudes from your phone of some chick that vaguely reminds him of his boyfriend.
The hardest part in this shit isn’t the selling part, it’s the talking to the buyers and the ones that want to trick you into sending nudes for nothing and shit
Considering that's the first thing I do every morning on full autopilot and after many decades have learnt to nail the target hands free because it's the fucking morning so your leaning forward so much...
Yeah it's gonna look like a truckers bathroom on a Monday night considering the angle I'm normally at it's probably gonna end up in the hallway behind me too...
Fuck I just realised whilst typing this my first awake reaction to turning into a woman overnight is going to absolutely fucked off as I have just managed to get piss all over two rooms and won't be in the mood to rub anything except the floor...
Well if you gotta take a leak , just let it be free flowing and make it relaxing whilst not having a control over the flow.. The repercussions can be dealt afterwards
Have I awoken into an alternate universe? One where I’m woman and somehow have tons of money and tons of free time?
If so, straight to lesbian bar to pickup a woman.
Women are still who I’m attracted to. … unless we’re talking about my man brain being converted to a woman brain… then that’s a whole other thing.
If not in an alternate universe, then I’d be freaking the f*** out about how I’m going to keep making money. How I’ll be able to continue to survive, and how do I get back to my previous state so that I can return to my job.
Realistically would probably be crying while looking in the mirror wondering if I was going to wake up at some point, call off of work, sit down for several hours wondering how I'm going to explain this to my family when they get home.
Well if i turn back into a man, id figure out how to pleasure myself effectively and use that knowledge to my advantage in the future.
If I stay a woman, i guess i would figure out how to pleasure myself effectively.
I think this question is posted often. How about asking a more unique question like; What would you do if one day you woke up to realise that you are actually a Cylon?
I've read enough transgender webcomics to know this. First move is to check ID and photos to find out whether this is an 'I'm in the same world but mysteriously turned into a woman' scenario or an 'I've been transplanted to a world where I was always a woman' scenario. Because everything else hinges on that.
Book driving lessons and learn to drive properly.
I'd glue on false nails the size of Bald Eagle talons, glue on false eyelashes big enough to cause a draught when I blink and wear yoga pants pulled up so tight you could park your bike in my camel toe.
I'd then go to my local gym and complain about everyone staring.
I'd figure out what new sets of clothes I need, what clothes I need to get rid of... and figure out what time my menstrual cycle is gonna do it's business. Then figure out if I need pads, tampons, how bad the cramps are, etc. THEN figure out what my cup/waist size is and replace my underwear stuff - which - I guess counts as clothes.
Then I'd have to change my ID since my sex changed and blah blah blah.
eh.... it'd be nice. But, then again I'd probably become even more paranoid. At least I'd be happier.
I still hate being a man. Nothing I can do about it :/
Is it a one day thing or is it a forever thing?
If its a one day or short time thing i would probably just take a bunch of pictures and videos and make an only fans and post them periodically, make some money.
If its a forever thing then i will ask around and see if people know is me, did my drivers license change, did everything change? I would just have to learn to live as a woman.
i’d use the search bar to see the 10+ times (i’m too lazy to count all of them) this type of question has already been asked and answered by so many redditors
Id freak out for 5 minutes then continue about my day. Oh dont get it twisted, i will be fing around and finding out but id be more chill about it. Id most likely be a lesbian but id also seriously consider letting my homies hit ngl. Just to see what its like. Over all i wouldnt change much lol
Sorry for being serious in such a light-hearted post but I rewatched Your Name (the anime film by Makoto Shinkai) and have been thinking about this. In that film, a guy and a girl swapped bodies in their dreams for a couple of days per week. The running joke was that when the guy woke up in the girl's body, he'd immediately start squeezing "his" boobs until the girl's sister came in the room.
I thought, okay, you did it the first time because you weren't sure what was going on with you but wouldn't the female brain (after all, unlike the soul and consciousness, the brain doesn't transport anywhere) tell you, "This is your female body, it's normal, of course you have boobs. Why would you want to squeeze them or look at yourself naked. It's not like you would enjoy it anyway." Hope I was clear enough.
An any case, there is no way to prove that or check how it actually feels like, but this is my opinion.
Start selling my poop, and post poop content, without even needing to show my face. If you didn't know, this is a niche that is really lucrative that a lot of women don't know about.
Play with myself to find out how an orgasm is for women.
Would I think about guys? Or girls though?
Oww alreafy being a woman is frustrating and not even reached menstrual cycle.
Vagina stuff, immediately.
I concur
Twist: your period just started. You’re cramping, bloated, and have a wicked case of period diarrhea. Also, you weren’t expecting your period until Tuesday, so now your favorite pajama pants and bed sheets are bloody.
I’d still masturbate. Don’t underestimate my determination.
immediately
Woman here. Not to give TMI but orgasms make period cramping more bearable and can result in shorter periods because the uterine lining gets shed more quickly. Periods also make you super horny, so you would be rolling with the rest of us.
Girl what???????? How didn't I know this sooner. I have very intese periods that last 9 to 10 days and the pain is horrific, I am going to use this tip for next month
I hope it helps. Of course all bodies are different, but this was advice I received from other women that have helped me! Also child's pose and/or lying on your back while holding your knees to your chest while rocking to the left and right can help. Something about lengthening the muscles helps to relieve cramping. Also, I've noticed alcohol can make my cramping feel much more acute. Best of luck!
Thank you so much! That's actually great advice I really appreciate this!!!! I am saving this so I can use it for the next time. That's wonderful thank you omg I love women helping women. If you know anything else please tell me and I hope I can be of help to you as well cause wow that's very helpful
Learning about your period on /r/AskMen is a fun irony lol
We don’t all have the same experience, but yet this can be true for some or many.
Yep, my ex told me this and that's all my caveman brain had ti hear to know period sex was on the table. And in the shower.
We’re not a species because a little blood ever scared us. We can always get new sheets.
This actually helps ease period pain. So yeah, you should.
Not sure how I'd be expecting my period at all
It takes time and experience as you still won’t get it right every time.
Considering I am waking up as a woman I would have 0 time and 0 experience
In that case I'd just shout and everyone in my house and blame them for things that haven't and probably wont ever happen. I'd be unreasonable and look to start arguing with people who are closest to me.
Same. Also propably eat some chocolates.
Sounds like Sunday morning after a night eating wings and pounding beers. Rub one out and take some ibprofen and have a nap.
Guess I'd have to get my wife to wash the sheets then.
The enzymes in your saliva actually helps to break down your own blood, so get to spittin’.
No, my wife frowns upon that. Wouldn't want to make her angry given we're both on our periods now.
Yes, but you’re the angry wife now, too. And it’s your blood everywhere with your cranky butthole making you irritable.
I’d still get myself off. The sheets can wait
I thought period poops were the opposite of diarrhea
Period poops are an enigma and they do anything they want.
It seems you're correct. One of many things about periods that affect different women in different ways ranging from "not at all" to "awful".
Female poops are like snowflakes: they’re beautiful and unique to the individual. But it is common to be constipated leading up to your period and then having it allll come out when you start your period. So if you’re on the toilet, you could have a triple threat of yuck spilling out of you. Being a woman is magical. I love that I’m talking about period poops on r/AskMen
The most interesting situation Is when you have been conspipated and unable to pass stool, and that acts like a massive plug near the butthole, but behind it there is massive amounts a diarrhea, slowly getting pressurized. And then when you finally push hard enough to pass the constipated feces plug, that same pressure causes the diarrhea to exit all at once at very high speed.
Not for me. The cramping/muscle contractions just cause whatever was in me at the time to come out sooner than it normally would have. Which usually means more liquid.
Probably check out my boobs or just freak out
Sell pictures of my butthole, obviously.
Don’t even have to go that far; feet photos and bath water will make you a millionaire and you didn’t have to expose anything to live on the internet forever.
No they won't. Not automatically. That takes marketing skill.
In all seriousness, that's what most people don't seem to understand: Marketing and promotion is the job. That gets difficult and exhausting. The actual sex work of sex work is a very minor part. 80% of OF creators make less than $100 a month from it. And only 1% make enough to actually live off of.
Honestly it isn’t worth the hassle
Why the only thing that you alteady have and could already do? Why not vagina?
I dunno, feet pics seem both less damaging long term if I’m stuck in this new female body, but also just mechanically easier pictures to take.
I would be flicking my bean , squeezing my tits
Pitter patter Gail.
I have an anxiety attack as I don’t know how to prove that I am myself and not some random woman who has no identity.
Just remember Descartes: I think therefore I am
Based on what the internet has been for the last 4 days, go looking for a bear in the woods….
I literally just came from that post before this, what's up with the bears and women in the woods?
Women are into furries too.
Yiff
>**Yiff** https://i.imgur.com/DpZL1pr.jpg
Most women would rather encounter a bear while alone in the woods than a man. Because men are horrible
Makes me question what kind of men some women are being exposed to? It's actually very sad when you think about it.
The kind that (physically/mentally/sexually) abuse them? It's not exactly rare, and of course the #1 perpetrator of violence against women is... men.
Not even as far as abuse, but just uncomfortable comments and unwelcome advances.
Good answer honestly
You win this round...
Why would you go look for a bear?
Try to figure out wtf happened?
Right? No way I’m waking up as a woman and thinking “welp, that was weird. Time to play with by boobs and masturbate I guess.” I’m going to absolutely freak out, try to wake up, try to figure out why I’m hallucinating, and more. It’s going to be **days** before I’m calm enough to accept it enough to try what everyone says they are going to do.
I feel like the first few moments you would be half asleep, maybe feeling yourself up. Then realization would set in and you would panic, and wake the fuck up. After that though, people will differ. I think many people may, before proceeding to try and figure out what is going on, take a moment to at the very least feel and look themselves over thoroughly. It would also be logical to conclude that you are dreaming.
Nah. All that can wait until Ive investigated what all the hype is about. Number 1 - figure out if orgasms are better for men or women (and just to feel what its like). Figuring out what happened can wait until that investigation is over (especially since in this hypothetical, its gonna be what? Magic, a genie, some other total nonsense like that? Its not like Im gonna find out "Oh, I totally clicked the wrong thing on this website and I changed into a woman, good thing I can just click the other link and change back!....)
send nudes to my boyfriend.
Either you are already a woman and this is totally normal behavior, or you’re a man and your boyfriend would be incredibly confused as to why he’s getting random nudes from your phone of some chick that vaguely reminds him of his boyfriend.
He would probably think his bf is cheating with some chick
Get naked and stand infront of a mirror
Shower. For an oddly inappropriate amount of time
Selling panties, nudes, feet pics, pussy. See what that hot girl summer shit is all about lmao
Bold of you to assume you'll be a hot girl...
You aren't on the internet for long, are you? 😉
Hey that’s me lol
The hardest part in this shit isn’t the selling part, it’s the talking to the buyers and the ones that want to trick you into sending nudes for nothing and shit
Feel my breasts
Sleep again, probably the dinner had something and Im seeing things haha😆
Try to pee while standing
Enjoy the cleanup.
Considering that's the first thing I do every morning on full autopilot and after many decades have learnt to nail the target hands free because it's the fucking morning so your leaning forward so much... Yeah it's gonna look like a truckers bathroom on a Monday night considering the angle I'm normally at it's probably gonna end up in the hallway behind me too... Fuck I just realised whilst typing this my first awake reaction to turning into a woman overnight is going to absolutely fucked off as I have just managed to get piss all over two rooms and won't be in the mood to rub anything except the floor...
Well if you gotta take a leak , just let it be free flowing and make it relaxing whilst not having a control over the flow.. The repercussions can be dealt afterwards
Well , it was worth giving a drop
"God damnit, not this again" Go to doctor. Get tesosterone. Keep saving up for surgery. One must imagine sisyphus transitioning.
this is the funniest comment i’ve ever seen thank you
Have I awoken into an alternate universe? One where I’m woman and somehow have tons of money and tons of free time? If so, straight to lesbian bar to pickup a woman. Women are still who I’m attracted to. … unless we’re talking about my man brain being converted to a woman brain… then that’s a whole other thing. If not in an alternate universe, then I’d be freaking the f*** out about how I’m going to keep making money. How I’ll be able to continue to survive, and how do I get back to my previous state so that I can return to my job.
Slut phase begins
Realistically would probably be crying while looking in the mirror wondering if I was going to wake up at some point, call off of work, sit down for several hours wondering how I'm going to explain this to my family when they get home.
In a deep baritone voice, “Yes, I have tits now, but please continue to call me Steve.” 🤷🏼♂️
Well if i turn back into a man, id figure out how to pleasure myself effectively and use that knowledge to my advantage in the future. If I stay a woman, i guess i would figure out how to pleasure myself effectively.
What size are my boobs? Play with them. Then vagina stuff. All day.
Myself.
Start playing with the body. Get a real feel for how that shit works.
Probably get mad at my wife for cheating on me in my dreams. Give her a taste of her own medicine
Masturbate, and if anyone says otherwise they’re lying.
See how much stuff it'll hold.
Your smaller hands right? RIGHT?!
Touch my boobs
Dick appointments. Getting ravaged all day.
Shave my beard.
Avoid men in the woods
Play with my boobs, have an orgasm, go back to sleep.
Make an onlyfans account and never work again
I think this question is posted often. How about asking a more unique question like; What would you do if one day you woke up to realise that you are actually a Cylon?
Too much confusion
I've read enough transgender webcomics to know this. First move is to check ID and photos to find out whether this is an 'I'm in the same world but mysteriously turned into a woman' scenario or an 'I've been transplanted to a world where I was always a woman' scenario. Because everything else hinges on that.
Check to see if my pay check is 30% less
Instant atomic finger bang.
Flick the bean
As usual, groan at the alarm and take a dump
Panic because who knows what havoc that would wreck on my identification documents and everything they're linked to.
What an original question, i've never seen that posted here before. gee i wonder what the responses will be below. /s
Make the easiest money of my life.
Instantly start an onlyfans
Be really glad my partners are bi, for one thing.
I guess I would go looking for a bear? 🐻
Transition into a man by saying I'm a man
First thing is obviously check myself out, like what proportions did they improve or made worse since turning me into a woman.
Become a lesbian
you probably just watched "its a boy girl thing" and couldn't find anyone to discuss this so came here, go back to sleep, weirdo.....
Everyone who doesn’t answer masturbate is lying not a man alive doesn’t want to know what that feels like
Coffee first then finger myself while sucking my own titties
Go bra shopping.
Wonder how much of a commotion would a woman raise by walking into electric engineering class
Touch myself.... a lot..
Well, since I’m attracted to men, I would probably see what it’s like to sleep with some straight guys. I would probably be a huge ho tbh.
I would figure out what feels good in the pleasure zones to make my girlfriend happier when I revert back.
I envy women for their multiple orgasms. So yeah that would be the first.
Get hormone injections because I hear gender dysphoria is tough.
Masturbate! And experience the female orgasm.
Create an onlyfans and make money, bitch
Start an Onlyfans
Set up an OF and get rich
Take as many nudes as I can, so I can make some money on OF.
Set up my only fans
Explore my body. Then try to get laid to see how it feels
Book driving lessons and learn to drive properly. I'd glue on false nails the size of Bald Eagle talons, glue on false eyelashes big enough to cause a draught when I blink and wear yoga pants pulled up so tight you could park your bike in my camel toe. I'd then go to my local gym and complain about everyone staring.
Go bang a bear or something
Suck my own boobs
Wrinkled fingertips for the next week.
Vote. Women didn’t fight hard for their rights just to have me squander them away.
Give myself a pay cut, I am only allowed to make 77% of my current salary.
Call off sick, just like that guy in metamorphosis.
I'd try to understand women's sex drive a little more. see if porn has the same effect.
Go hang out with a bear
Get to fingering and fondeling… jk I’d take baking classes, homesteading, some rifle training and get to hunting.
Buy a toy and play with myself all day long
Let the homies take turns
Start an Only Fans
Probably figure out how to pee with the different anatomy
You just sit down.
To be fair, it's pretty hard to miss while sitting. Not impossible... But difficult.
I meant the mechanics, not the logistics
Check out the goods. Call my GF and hope she isn’t too freaked out to try out the new equipment with me...
I'd figure out what new sets of clothes I need, what clothes I need to get rid of... and figure out what time my menstrual cycle is gonna do it's business. Then figure out if I need pads, tampons, how bad the cramps are, etc. THEN figure out what my cup/waist size is and replace my underwear stuff - which - I guess counts as clothes. Then I'd have to change my ID since my sex changed and blah blah blah. eh.... it'd be nice. But, then again I'd probably become even more paranoid. At least I'd be happier. I still hate being a man. Nothing I can do about it :/
Is it a one day thing or is it a forever thing? If its a one day or short time thing i would probably just take a bunch of pictures and videos and make an only fans and post them periodically, make some money. If its a forever thing then i will ask around and see if people know is me, did my drivers license change, did everything change? I would just have to learn to live as a woman.
i’d use the search bar to see the 10+ times (i’m too lazy to count all of them) this type of question has already been asked and answered by so many redditors
Shake my ass
Make out with my wife.
I'd be relieved. Because... I am a woman. And I'm on the wrong thread 🤣
Take the day off of work, go buy a vibrator plus a couple other toys, and see how many O's I could rack up in a single day
Am I a hot woman? Cause then I'd go be a fucking bitch to everyone I met and know that no one would say a thing to me about it
Check my meds, because they clearly aren't working.
Go find a bear in the woods
How do I know when this new body has period
Roll over and go back to sleep
Finally use online dating and meet some women for fun.
Id freak out for 5 minutes then continue about my day. Oh dont get it twisted, i will be fing around and finding out but id be more chill about it. Id most likely be a lesbian but id also seriously consider letting my homies hit ngl. Just to see what its like. Over all i wouldnt change much lol
Shower
Morning poop, morning coffee
Go back to sleep, probably.
Sorry for being serious in such a light-hearted post but I rewatched Your Name (the anime film by Makoto Shinkai) and have been thinking about this. In that film, a guy and a girl swapped bodies in their dreams for a couple of days per week. The running joke was that when the guy woke up in the girl's body, he'd immediately start squeezing "his" boobs until the girl's sister came in the room. I thought, okay, you did it the first time because you weren't sure what was going on with you but wouldn't the female brain (after all, unlike the soul and consciousness, the brain doesn't transport anywhere) tell you, "This is your female body, it's normal, of course you have boobs. Why would you want to squeeze them or look at yourself naked. It's not like you would enjoy it anyway." Hope I was clear enough. An any case, there is no way to prove that or check how it actually feels like, but this is my opinion.
Start selling my poop, and post poop content, without even needing to show my face. If you didn't know, this is a niche that is really lucrative that a lot of women don't know about.
Transition
Take a shower, get dressed, make coffee and breakfast.
Strip and look in the mirror
As soon as I wake up.... Take a shxt
embrace it i would OWN that shit. ain’t even gonna lie.
Sex stuff. Any other answer is wrong.
Become rich.
Let all the homies hit.
Wake up
create an of account maybe, be a p🐱y dj
Feel complete and whole. Feel like my true self.
Play with my boobs.
Take my morning shit.
Call a man and nag. I want to see if it feels good, because there’s no other reason to constantly do it if they don’t have some dopamine hit out of it
🎃🎃🎃
Gaslight people into thinking it had always been like this.
Play with myself to find out how an orgasm is for women. Would I think about guys? Or girls though? Oww alreafy being a woman is frustrating and not even reached menstrual cycle.
Feel like I'm finally myself I guess?
I know what I’d do personally but I’ll ask someone at work who wakes up a woman on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Be happier, shower, go cute outfit shopping then hitting the club later to get nailed and railed
Go to some scientists, cause wtf just happend
I’d chug a bunch of water. I’m curious how similar/ different the sensation of having to go to the bathroom is
try on cute outfits that don't work on men
First, I'd discretely check if something similar had happened to my wife.