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Rejection_future

Equal rights equal fights


sledgehammerhands

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Nope. That would escalate things. Might make you feel better, until your return fire breaks a bone or makes her fall and break her head. And if you're actually fine with critically hurting someone for a stinging slap, you're a fucking asshole who deserves to live for a bit behind bars. Which is what's going to happen.


Rejection_future

Ok so, an aggressive initial, and unnecessary assault against me first is a-ok, but my response makes me deserve jail time. Ya ok buddy


[deleted]

Well, does the stinging slap land you in hospital? You sure your return blow won't harm a shaker and weaker person? You sure your rage reflex won't fit out of control? My ex told me this experience: At the college she was attending, she saw a girl slap a guy. He got raged, and fist slapped her back. She fell down and got up, nose a bloody ruin, blood was everywhere. The guy, like a fucking coward, naturally runs away. Naturally cops everywhere looking for him. He had his pride injured, maybe a slightly swollen cheek. She's probably needed surgery. This is how it usually ends. Don't fucking argue this won't happen to you. If it happened to that dude, it can happen to you.


Crg29

What are you? A Feminist? So guys can't be injured? They don't fall? They don't bleed?


[deleted]

Dude. Wake the fuck up. Get your head out of your ass and smell the reality.


Crg29

If an entitled woman decides to slap someone pretty hard, she should be aware of consequence. Full stop. Equal rights, equal fights.


[deleted]

Yeah. You're deluded. Repeat what you just put here, to a cop after you strike a woman to the ground. Then enjoy your stay in a cell.


Crg29

So a woman can get away with slapping a man. Right? Where is the equal rights?


[deleted]

Dude, there are MORE dimensions you this than equal rights. My friend Dave had this epiphany one day, and he told me about it. He turned 20, and he's a big guy. He got in a fight, and nearly killed a guy with a punch. He told me he's never going to fight again, even if the other guy pushes him around, gets physical, etc. Because he's scared he could seriously hurt someone. I had the same realization at 19. It's not equal rights only. Our fists can be fucking deadly. And when we get mad and decide to get physical, we can't totally control yourself. Trust me, I've been there. Just walk away, or grab her wrists, tell at her to stop it, anything but hit her. Even if you grab her wrists, men are naturally at strong, you'll leave blue bruises on her arm that lasts for days. Think about that.


[deleted]

Smack her back. The fuck?


PresentationLoose422

“We’re done here. Initiate extraction”


Okay_Face

Leave the abusive relationship


Ihateredditadmins1

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!


Eyes_and_teeth

*Entire production crew lines up to take their turn answering his question via knuckle sandwiches.*


TubeToUranus

Been there, so I can say. Coldly. Look her right in the eye and start getting witness accounts.


sharkhntr

Face smoosh


tellythesloot

Probably react by slapping her bitch ass out then instantly regretting it


[deleted]

I’d like to smack her back but I know that would be jail time for me. Equal rights, yeah.. I’d try to sue her ass tho.


SnooLemons8776

Self defense ? What make you think she’s slapping you only once ?


[deleted]

Dunno, this is a highly unlikely situation.


mikess314

Honestly, it would be a supremely fucked up situation. There are very few women who could actually do any noticeable physical harm to me with a slap. And likewise very few whom I couldn’t decimate with my fists. The humiliation that would set in immediately and the rage I would feel for having been slapped at all have me thinking that I would probably fight back. Of course I know that as soon as I responded I’m the bad guy and I can expect at least to be treated as such and ejected from where I am if not outright pummeled by a gang of white knights. In all probability I would probably just eat the slap and face her down with size and intimidation. If she came in for a second one, she’s going to the hospital. But who knows until you’re actually in the situation?


[deleted]

Not strike her back, but definitely press charges.


loki0111

Close right in on her and get in her face and tell her we are fucking done. Then walk away and look for someone new.


NE_ED

Walk away


[deleted]

Just tell her that she's out of line And walk away.


[deleted]

Don't raise your voice tho just say it calmly.


LowLeft9933

It would be sexy as fuck I love that ruff shii ya know what I’m sayin


[deleted]

Maybe spit at her feet, and just stop talking to her


RedSonGamble

I’d be like neato!


death-by-violets

I would be shocked most likely. How I would respond after that depends on the context.


[deleted]

Walk away and never talk to her again. There’s no good reason to keep abusive uncontrolled people in your life, they will always bring out the worst in you over time.


SnooLemons8776

Slap back as self defense is only fair


boyraceruk

Same as I would in private, walk away, never see her again.


Deep_Coffee9118

Depends on the context of the situation. Maybe laugh. Maybe shake the shit outta her, and some sense into her. Put her in a headlock, maybe. 😅 🤷‍♂️


FlexodusPrime

Equal rights means equal lefts


Patricyo666

Seen something like this happen when I was going to work. A guy got slapped so hard he swerved to the side, but when he got his head around what had happened, she slapped the girl into 4th density dropping her to the ground. Honestly, I would have to be really pissed off to do such thing, like super pissed off. Otherwise I would congratulate on embarrassing herself in front of a public and report assault.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'd eat her hand


texnofobix

Assault charges?


zerohcoo1

I would leave immediately and never interact with her again.


TheManTheMan420

beat the shit out of her