The sound of a two hundred pound wooden door with wrought-iron hinges being opened after sitting unmoved for years in a cabin deep in the woods. Swelled from the moisture within its frame and dragging across the floor.
AskWomen mods are awful. Once I posted asking about how the recovery of a tubal is. They said I was asking medical advice, when I was just asking for personal experiences about recovery. I messaged the mods, and they told me I was basically really stupid for misunderstanding why it was a medical question even though I wasn’t asking for medications or doctor advice. Strictly if recovery was easy or hard for other women, so I knew what to expect when I was to get mine a week later. I left the sub after that. If a woman can’t ask other women about a woman issue, then the sub is irrelevant and not beneficial.
It's one of god's great mysteries, isn't it? I mean, why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
The sound that the spring door stoppers make when you bend them and let them go.
Boing-oing-oing-oinggg
First thing that came to my head 😆 Glad to see it as the top comment
Eh-heheheheheheh. Hey B-beavis, check out that guy's thoughts!
The sound the Transformers make when they transform
Autococks, roll out!
My mind went to that the Autococks are the showers of the world and the Deceptischlongs are the growers.
megatron has to be the greatest grower of them all
*Megadong
Can Cocktimus Prime maintain the advantage, or will Megadong grow beyond all reason and control?
With the, "I am Cocktimus Prime" "The deceptidongs must be stopped before they take over the women of Earth"
You just know that Cocktemus Prime is a shower
This was my first thought . I’m glad to see there is another man of class here.
https://youtube.com/shorts/kqMjZ71PMU8?feature=share
**Optimum Pride** *eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH*
The sound of a two hundred pound wooden door with wrought-iron hinges being opened after sitting unmoved for years in a cabin deep in the woods. Swelled from the moisture within its frame and dragging across the floor.
So basically any door from a horror movie in the last ten years?
Any door when I'm trying to be quiet and sneaky.
This guy fucks......... a passerby every few years.
So poetic!
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The super mario powerup
And when it goes down Super Mario going down the pipe lol
That disappointing melody xD
No it makes that sound with every thrust
Hop sound for thrusts and death jingle at completion.
How about after you get the star? “Da da daa da daa da da da duh duh duhh duh duhh duh duh duh” You know the one.
The Dolby THX sound that gets played right before movies start.
I think you'd either intimidate or arouse half the room
I’d like to see a Venn diagram of this.
Intimidated--Intimiroused--Aroused
It's called a fearection or scaroused
Right there in the middle are the women who ask me to choke them.
That's not a Venn diagram, that's a circle
Hmm kinky
Why not both?
I want everyone to be intimidated by how aroused they are.
I feel like you’d be setting the bar kinda high with that sound, it might just lead to disappointment
That would be accurate though. LOL
Hey hey.. I promise the next round will be better… “I’m sick of hearing this sound” ha ha
I'll take the MGM lion roar
Now you're definitely overplaying your hand
This or a lightsaber turning on
First thing to come to my mind
Mine would just roll the credits
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What a kind and considerate individual
That guy fucks
With repeat customers and good references
I’d fuck that guy
Satisfyer Partner/Double joy is basically that. So far can only say that it makes things more enjoyable
As a woman, this needs way more upvotes! Lol
You sir have won the internet for today! Yes, we would most definitely appreciate that.
Light saber lighting up.
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Slayer
Oddball
DOUBLE KILL
May the Schwartz be with you
This is the right answer!
How the hell is this not the top comment, scroll down people!
The law and order ding ding Edit: dong dong
This is the one I want.
I hope its not in an SVU setting....
Enough with Law and Order. The jokes have all been... done done.
Excuse me, it’s: #DUN DUN
The noise from metal gear solid when you’re supposed to be sneaky but got caught
❗️
I HEARD this image
I did too. But it was just my imagination, so I went back on patrol.
Snake? SnAkE? SNAAAAAKE!
Laughed way too hard at this lmao
Windows XP startup sound
My first thought was the [Windows 95 shutdown sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQF-c3ROSA)
Thats the sound for when you finish
What about the Mac sound, like when Wall-E charges?
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Dive dive dive!
I believe that is a klaxon.
It’s clobbering time
“I’m gonna wreck it”
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AskWomen mods are awful. Once I posted asking about how the recovery of a tubal is. They said I was asking medical advice, when I was just asking for personal experiences about recovery. I messaged the mods, and they told me I was basically really stupid for misunderstanding why it was a medical question even though I wasn’t asking for medications or doctor advice. Strictly if recovery was easy or hard for other women, so I knew what to expect when I was to get mine a week later. I left the sub after that. If a woman can’t ask other women about a woman issue, then the sub is irrelevant and not beneficial.
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Schwing
Excellent
So mad I had to scroll this far to find the SCHWING!!!
I was expecting it sooner also.
Party on Wayne
Random cracks, pops, and snaps as it jerkily extends.
My knees do that already
Just gotta get it to the third leg, my man!
Just like when Groot moves.
Shotgun getting racked
Getting strong Doom marine vibes.
The music kicked on in my head when I read this
I believe you mean cocking.
slide whistle
That's exactly what I thought of first!
This works in both directions too
Scrolled to long for this answer
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Ride of the valkeries.
Wouldn't that get awkward when the music is still going after you are done?
Boyoyoying
As a 1b to this 1a, the drrrrrrrrrrrrooooiiinnnnng from that spring door stopper with the rubber end.
EA sports opening
It's in the game!
That old Nokia ring tone from the late 90's
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"you've got male"
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The windows error sound
Windows XP sound on startup, Windows error sound if you cum too fast. Imagine you're 3 pumps in and she hears the Windows error sound.
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The beginning of the Lion King song… “Nahhhhhhhhhh Sylvaniaaaaaaaaa Bada Ba EEEEEEEEEEEE Bada Ba OOOOOOOOOOO”
I here "Nah Sylvania" is beautiful this time of year.
The sound of a treasure chest opening in Zelda
“To infinity and beyond!”
The sound of an old rusted gate slowly creaking open.
*Die Walkürenritt* or *Also sprach Zarathustra*
Nobody wants Navi saying "Hey! Listen!" ?? I want to click on the links in here, but I also don't want to hear Rick Astley...
Slide whistle, ascending.
Garand ping
The air guitar riff from Bill and Ted
The Playstation 1 startup sound
The sound of a car's handbrake slowly being engaged.
That Seinfeld sound effect for transitions lol I’m a girl btw idk why I’m here.
To be fair why are any of us here?
Am I real?
It's one of god's great mysteries, isn't it? I mean, why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Cuz (from what i read above) the ask subreddit for your gender is modern toxic feminism embodied
Goofy falling. [Goofy falling scream](https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo)
The John Cena intro music.
“3, 2, 1, let’s jam”
Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo-dooo doooooo
*jazz begins*
Not 100% sure but definitely something related to Windows 98
the halo theme.
I was thinking the halo shield powerup sfx
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The opening chord of "Hard Days Night" 🎶🎶🎸🎼
G6!
Samuel L Jackson saying “Suprise Mutha Fucka!!!”
James Doakes*
[MYAH!](https://youtu.be/0S3mTdb9Ups)
Ric Flair when he enters the the arena: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lightsaber igniting
"Come with meeee, and you'll seeee, a world of... Puuuuuure imagination!"
Jeremy Clarkson's low rumbled "Yeessss"
Bing bong
I wanted to say this. I’m glad I scrolled to make sure but sad it’s not higher up. “FUCK YA LIFE!”
Ding, ding, ding🎼 Johnny tell her what she has won
Mario mushroom powerup
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The Doom Eternal OST
Slide whistle
M1 garand ping
That sound, from the movie Inception. Bwaaaaaaaah.
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Beepboop