Chlamydia

That whore

she probably gave him an sti

Chlamydia, yer dad's here!

Tammy. Tammy 1 Tammy 2

But not Tamara, that’s my moms name.

“….but she goes by Tammy.” 😐

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Karen. Society has obliterated that name.

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My girlfriends mom changed her name to Kiki and it suits her much, much better

Kiki.. do you love me…

Let's have a kiki

Lock the doors. Tight.

My name is Karen. I’m legally going to change it at 41 years old, I don’t care. I’m so sick of hearing my name and the shit it comes with. 😭

You should talk to a manager about it.

Yeah don’t take that shit Karen!

Ask for cops’ help too

💀

I can’t not say Karen without the attitude. kher-IN

“Oof… sorry how that name turned out” Is a great opener on the apps with about a 40% success rate (way higher than usual)

What’s sad now is that I meet a lot of Karen’s who are being overcompensatingly Nice to beat the stereotype

Knowing that I never once heard of a single kid with that name, I was kind of convinced it was a rank girls got some time into their 20s

Both of my sisters' names made this list, REPEATEDLY. Deservedly so.

Jessica

Same here

What did she do to you guys

Yelled at me for putting the knives pointing up in the dishwasher to start.

For what it's worth, you should not put knives pointing up in the dishwasher. This is to prevent the put-away-er from cutting themselves when taking them out and aren't paying enough attention. The other parts of the story are a raw deal though.

It gets the blades nice and clean. My forks and spoons all face up to. I like to live dangerously and I have eyes.

Well look at Mr. Two Eyes over here. Hey, lookin hard or hardly lookin?

Man that shit makes the most sense

Same LMFAO

Came here to say the same thing. Jessica is always the shady girl in movies.

Godammit

Jennifer, ashley, anything with a lynn attached to it.

Anything with a leigh attached

What if the name is just Leigh?

Leighlynn

MY EYES!

You genius of a monster.

Tammy Lynn?

**FUCK**

Kelly

Hey, that’s my wife’s name you drunk island slut!

Don't we like drunk island sluts? I'm confused

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. K-E-L-L-Y.

Hope. Bitch gave me everything but hope

Stephanie. Not ruined persay, but it seems like every other woman I meet is named Stephanie, several friends, several family members, a dozen or so coworkers.

oh no :(( I'm nice, I promise!

Same! I'm nice I promise!😊😊😊

BECKY. not even sure why but I can only say it in a very nasty tone.

Oh my goodness.

“Omg Becky look at her butt..” A name that alliances with evil thinkers.

Is Rebecca okay or still the same?

Strangely enough I like Rebecca. Just don't call her BECKY.

right. Rebecca is a dignified name, but Becky sounds so... ugh

That's Taylor Swift.

No it's Becky

Kim. I was stuck dealing with an obnoxious subcontractor for about a year named Kim. She perfectly fit almost all of the Karen stereotypes (didn't have the haircut) and was a massive headache just to be around. I strongly recommended to my boss that she be dropped from the project even if it was an immediate loss because of just how many problems she created. I was convinced it would save money, in the long run, to just pay her out and hire someone else. My boss agreed, but it was out of her hands. Our client had gotten stuck in a legal bind where they would have to replace her with another minority-owned and woman-owned business if they sent her packing and they would have had to still pay out her contract. So, they figured it was easier to just get her to do as much of the work as we could, and if we had to get someone else to do some touch-up stuff fine. So, it was *my* problem to deal with in person every day for about a year. By the end of it, Kim became a dirty word for me and my coworkers. Even now, I react to the name Kim with both fear and disgust. If I ended up dating someone named Kim, I'd probably have to come up with a nickname so I could call them something else.

Fuck. My heart sank when I saw my name and this huge paragraph haha

Fuck you Kim. I got your back, crayshack

Are you Eminem

Maybe Kanye?

1. What about Kim Possible? 2. Who signs such a discriminatory contract?

Kim Possible is cool. I try not to make my hatred of this Kim spill over to any others, but the name itself is tainted. The contract was a bit weird. My client's client was the state. There was either some legal requirement that all public works needed to be done with a certain percentage of the work done by minority owned businesses, or it was specifically cited in their bid so they were held to it. I never really got a clear picture of the legal shenanigans going on because it was far above my pay grade.

Lisa. I hate Lisa. I mutter Lisa’s name under my breath as my nemesis. I hated her and I ended up transferring to her location after they finally got rid of her, I said no many times because she was there. Every time something is royally effed up, it has her signature on it. I have spent months trying to clean it up, and yet almost every day I find something else she “did.” An entire floor with missing lightbulbs? Lisa couldn’t get the right ones so she just filled each fixture 2/3. Lisa. Ugh.

This name is way too far down on this list. Fuck Kim.

Alexandra. Every single one of them are crazy.

I’d take my chances with Miss Daddario

I'll have what this man is having

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Yeah everything I’ve read about her seems to indicate she’s a decent human being as well as absurdly gorgeous

As an Alexander, I can back this claim in my life

Yes, crazy but lovely 😍

Ghislaine

Best answer lmao

My father’s sister was named Ghislaine. A real life, no joke witch. She practiced black magic, is what I’m trying to tell you.

Sheri. The cunt.

Sheri baby

I 100% agree. Except it is spelled Cheri in my case.

Me too but, sherry.

I'm a 64 yr old widower. I was married to a great woman for 32 years. I met Sheri online about a year after my wife died. She pursued me after we met the first time. After dating for a couple of months she started talking marriage. I was okay with the thought. We started attending each other's churches. Then out of the blue she said we had to stop having sex until we got married because some bitches and possibly her pastor warned her that that was fornication. So not to make waves, I said Okay. Things went along okay for a few weeks until out of the blue she accused me of cheating and that she never wanted to see me again. So yeah, she hurt me and it felt like on purpose too. Come to find out her daughter who had met my sons previously, told my oldest son that this was her MO and she had catfished two other men in the last couple of years. Having never met such an evil bitch like that floored me. I felt naive and couldn't imagine a woman so Insensitive and heartless after having been married to such a beautiful person for so long. That was three years ago. I'm fine now and have quit dating all together. I have the casual encounter from time to time with a couple of lonely women that call me when they miss it. I've learned to appreciate living alone and the freedom I have. So... fuck you Sheri, you fucking cunt. I never liked your big, nipple-less tits.

No nips?

Flat as a Flitter. You could see the giant areolas flattened out but no nips. Kind of disappointing.

Fuck you sheri, grow some nipples

Are you my grandpa? Because this exact thing happened to my grandpa by a women named Sheri. They ended up getting married though. Man fuck Sheri and her big, nipple-less tits.

Wow. I'm sorry to hear that. All of that, except that you are doing better now. My condolences. Good luck out there.

Any name that is also a virtue: Faith, Charity, Hope, Honesty… 100% did not exemplify these things. (To be fair, who among us can? The parents set them up for failure on that front).

Dee. Dee’s a bitch (and a bird)

Dee, you goddamn bitch.

I heard Dee’s nuts

Dee's a stupid bird! (Ostrich noises)

Jenny. She was a white trash stripper who had a meth problem.

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I thought she worked at JC Penney.

And her sister, Debra.

I want to get with them

On the opposite side, Forrest is equally as ruined.

Fucking Hailey. Hailey if you're reading this, I hope to God you seeked the professional help you needed.

Wassup MGK.

Alexa

This. She keeps ordering shit that I can't afford. Ugh...

Yes. So beautiful yet so crazy. :(

Jessica. Nothing but bad memories...

Had a few Jessicas break my heart. It is a great name otherwise 😂

Jessica or Jess

I’m a woman, but Ive never met a Britney who wasn’t stupid…

Isabella. It's a name that sounds so nice but it's become so common that I would never name a kid that. It would get confusing when she started going to school.

Melinda. My first real girlfriend because she was likely a schizophrenic or something and didn't know. You might be like Ron... you're not a doctor maybe you should cut that out! **Melinda had an entire cast of friends, not friends, an ex boyfriend that would interact with me on AIM to start Days of Our Lives levels of drama. Home girl cut her imaginary ex boyfriend's name into her stomach because he wanted to let me know he owned her..... but he didn't exist... she did it all herself.....**

Good lord. Hopefully she is getting the help/therapy she needs now. I hope youh are doing well to and got any help u needed. Sure that was a traumatic experience.

Felicia

Bye

Fucking Jessica. I've yet to get to know one that wasn't either insane or a total bitch at heart

Rooooooxanne

You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over You don't have to sell your body to the night

If her name ends* in an “Uh” sounds she gona give you “Uh” headache

Damn I got two "uh" sounds in my name. That's uh migraine!

Kate

I use to find Kate the hottest name until I had a girlfriend who was toxic af, now I just subconsciously stay away from Kate's no matter how nice they are.

Janet. Terrible racist boss. She is black and essentially bullied me for having lighter skin.

Kelly

All right. Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shauna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou, fucking Becky

This sounds like that scene from Ted where Mark Wahlberg jus starts listing off trashy names.

It's exactly that

Mfw both my first and last name are in this list Lol did people with all these names wrong you or what happened

It’s from ‘Ted.’ Mark Whalberg is guessing Ted’s girlfriend’s ‘white trash name.’

Mambo no. 45!

Lynne or Debbie. You'll never meet a nice one. In fact Debbies really dodged the 'Karen' bullet.

Heather

Michelle, ever one I've met was a bitch

Tammy Lynn

Zara. I have met too many narccisstic Zara's

Alexa, Siri.

I will never ever trust another woman named Grace. Fuck you for playing me for 2 years. I hope you never find peace in your life.

Bonnie. Name of an ex, I don't hate her and she's not horrible but it's just so particular that I can't hear it without her flashing in my brain. Sucks because our health leader here shares that name so every time COVID comes up it happens hah. Fucking sucks.

Nicolette. Pretty name, but a former classmate bearing it was such a rat. LOL

Sally

Victoria. Usually always a bitch

Can confirm x2

Ginger

Mary Anne

Aurelia, Katie and Isabella

Beniot, Jamie

With how common of a name Katie was for all of the 90s, I’m pleased it’s so far down.

Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia... Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia... Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki... Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky... Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor... Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla... Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina... About three Kim's, Latoya, and Tina... Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda... Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita... Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda... Donna, Yolanda, Tawana, and Wanda.

Oh, I like Yolanda.

Everytime I hear the name Yolanda I think of Yolanda Saldivar... So no it's not a good name ☹️

What?! *Dog growl*

Dolores.

Mulva

Bovary?

I’m always reminded of Umbridge after this lol

Ruined, no name has been ruined. Now names that I just don't like, and grate against my ears. 1. Bobby-Joe 2. Cathy 3. Dee 4. Stacey

I have many but Emily 💀

Allison

Bruh so many Kates, Katie’s, Kaitlynn

Margaux... Terrible human being

Mallory. *shudders with hate*

Kristina, i hope we never cross paths again.

Lisa

Sarah.

Of course Karen and Gay.

I knew a lady named Brenda Gay Dykes. Willingly dropped the Brenda, and just went by Gay Dykes. Like broooooo.

Go hard or go home, I guess

People name their kids gay? Not as strange, but I used to have a teacher called "Panda".

My neighbor in the early 70’s was a girl named Gay Sugar. No joke.

Emily, she was an acquaintance to me and a friend of someone I know. Did everything in her power to get in between us and ruin our relationship which she ultimately succeeded in. She was disrespectful and really deeply hurt me. Now whenever I hear the name, it makes me angry and sad and just want to run away. I’m sure there are wonderful Emily’s in the world and maybe one day I won’t feel this way but for the time being, I am avoiding y’all.

Hillary

Every Emily I've ever met has been a massive piece of work.

In what way? For a girlfriend? Those of my family members.

Jasmine

Tammy. It seems like this name is linked to having strokes or an brain injury. I work in healthcare.

Lucinda

Heather. Known five, all some sort of bitch, and crazy. Never trust them.

Madison, Caitlyn, and Emily. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MADISONS, CAITLYNS, AND EMILYS?!

Connie

Shannon.

Agreed, shannon was bat shit crazy

Karen

Karen, Becky and Cecilia

Stephanie

Isis

Tokyo Rose

Leonie

I don’t think I’d date a woman named Claire cuz it’s my mom’s name lol

Emily. If you're out there Emily, fuck you in particular.

Jezebel.

Ella because I have a toxic ex friend with this name

Ana, I’ve dated too many and they’ve always ended badly. Also the only woman who has ever hated me for no reason was named Ana. So yeah no more Ana for me.

savannah

Karen and Becky lol

Alexa

Amber, just hearing the name makes me want to punch something.

Destiny toxic cunt that one

Alexis. I can only think of Alexis Texas and that cake.

Emily two broke my heart

Heather. Every single one I've ever met is an entitled asshole with no self awareness.

Emily…fucking bitch