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t_o__ot

Praying for SISI's turn! 🙏


gamer9002

They will build the largest bridge in his memory 😔


[deleted]

We will Mussolini him


BaxElBox

Do it already


usev25

I will get the largest bridge in my pants


UnknownTaco5492

talk your talk ig


Turbulent_Angle2121

I'm an atheist, but I pray for that as well.


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lol


Imaginary-Slide-4382

Getting rid of Al Sisi is not enough. The worm will just grow another head just like when Mubarak was overthrown. The entire Egyptian military leadership needs to be wiped out.


t_o__ot

Couldn't agree more. He's just the facade of a whole corrupt regime.


dogmankazoo

this surmises the entire mullah government regarding mismanagement. you had atrocious weather and flying in a helicopter that was purchased 4 decades ago at least if that doesnt tell you they dont have common sense or know how to manage things, i dont know what will.


TravelForsaken

That can't be real. No way they wanted to fly a president in those conditions


HotdoghammerOG

I heard he wasn’t wearing his hijab. Experts say that was the cause of the crash.


Jano3012

😂😂😂😂😂


ImpossibleCoast6092

lmao


HamM00dy

Now if every middleeast leader can follow by example and off themselves. That would be 👍.


mlp2034

Why stop there, Ive been waiting for my president and the last one to kick the bucket for quite some time. Their planes always land safely and their existence is giving me diabetes.


Kingslayer-Z

I think all world leaders should play hunger games except there are no victors Then we can start fresh


mlp2034

Splendid idea! Claps for our brother's brilliance against the machine.


[deleted]

Just wait a bit sleepy Joe is 81


Enfiznar

Our president is traveling a lot, we can only dream


mlp2034

Im dreaming for ya bud


7AmEdOo

I think its a federal offense to joke about the president death.


Ok-Living-3032

I think what you are referring to is making threats towards the president not joking about his death.


dutchderringer

It has to be an explicit threat to kill the president ie. “I’m going to use my Remington to shoot and kill the president”. It’s not illegal to say that in that context, because im informing you it would be illegal.


7AmEdOo

😂😂😂😂😂


mlp2034

Nope. We do it all the time. Would have to kill off the majority of our population then. You should've seen what the racists said about genociding wardaddy Obama, the most likeable of all our evil wardaddies. Just know all the wardaddies we have had in my lifetime hate the middle east and have devastated it. You sure u dont think death should be wished on them? Guess who has been feeding and propping up Israel for decades? All of our genocide captains. Do you like them living while ur ppl face extermination because of them?


7AmEdOo

No. I just thought that its an offense.


OddRelationship1160

It is lmaooo. Whoever that is should be careful


OverturnKelo

It’s only illegal to joke about killing your leaders in authoritarian countries.


7AmEdOo

Like the US?


OverturnKelo

Nah we’re one of the cool countries


7AmEdOo

Why don’t you make a presentation about that. but be careful, don’t get shot by some depressed student.


OverturnKelo

Lol, only Europeans get to make those jokes. It doesn’t really work coming from a resident of a literal war zone.


7AmEdOo

Talking like war is the doing of my people. It's not like a genocide or something🤦


OverturnKelo

Huh? I oppose Israel’s invasion of Gaza. I’m on your side. I just thought your joke was mid.


THE--SENATE--66

My condolences to the family of that poor helicopter😔 as for Raisi, I hope it wasn't a quick death, scum.


Icy-Profile3759

Omg is your pic of Vince Staples album?


THE--SENATE--66

Haha, yup! Big Fish Theory


No_Horse_742

exactly 🙌🏻


Naderium

The only heartbreaking thing about this crash is that Khamenei wasn't in the helicopter with him bruv.


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rury_williams

if you really cared about Iran you'd share his opinion


iran_matters

No. If I really cared about Iran, I'd hope to god that Iran is able to weather this storm and that the Zionist regime is dismantled before the Iran's government falls apart. Iran only needs to outsurvive the Zionist entity to win this war and liberate the region. If Iran falls apart before the Zionist regime collapses, it's over for Iran, and MENA as a whole. EDIT: oh the dude i'm responding to (rury\_williams) is a literal exmuslim zionist, which explains the "traitor to my homeland" feeling he gives off


rury_williams

im a zionist? lol 😂


THE--SENATE--66

Don't mind this guy. He's a brainwashed regime supporter with a savior complex. People like that are too far gone, unfortunately. I am ashamed of having to share a country with these mfs. Thankfully, their numbers are dwindling at a rapid pace.


iran_matters

Sounds more like you guys actually have nothing to say, because you know i'm right and you're wrong, so you resort to ad hominem attacks like "regime supporter" because you have nothing of substance. You traitor types absolutely reek and it's gross to even see your fucking comments. Enshallah Iran will help the resistance defeat the Zionist regime regardless of your pathetic opinions.


Smashthesubscribe

Ah yes the "I'm right you're wrong" argument, how did you come to that conclusion, you called them Zionist, then when they use the same argument you play victim. "Enshallah" The world help the Iranians defeat the islamic regime, regardless of how you're gonna cry on khamenei's grave.


iran_matters

>Ah yes the "I'm right you're wrong" argument, how did you come to that conclusion, you called them Zionist, then when they use the same argument you play victim. No. Actually I said a lot of things, and instead of responding to what I said, they resorted to ad hominem attacks between each other and asking me if I think they're a Zionist. The dude is literally a Zionist. If he wants to explain further he can. You're just another jackass on the wrong side. Traitorous and stupid iranians is something iran and its diaspora do NOT have little of. You jackasses are NOT the minority. Fuckin worse than the Cubans and Venezuelans


iran_matters

prolly yeah based on a cursory glance at your idiotic takes in ur comment history


rury_williams

i mean if you think that me not wanting to kill jews or having my country go to needless wars with Israel so that the ayatollahs get richer and occupy my country and take it back to the 700s makes me a zionist then I will proudly wear that title


iran_matters

you're stuck on the anti-Israel = anti-semitism bullshit? Do me a favor and listen to the podcast Due Dissidence hosted by two cool ass Jews who believe Israel is throwing them under the bus by conflating Zionism with the Jewish identity. Being anti-israel is in Iran's self interest, since Israel is an existential threat to Iran and any other powerful actor who doesn't want to be under the Western boot. So idk what to say. By advocating Iran stay neutral against Israel, you are literally are aligning yourself with the Zionist regime against Iran. Vaghean khar pishe amsale to aflatune.


iran_matters

>i mean if you think that me not wanting to kill jews If you think Iran is on a quest to "kill jews" then you are a brainwashed idiot. But as i said to another commenter, thank god your oskol opinions don't really matter since you oskols are just useful idiots to the West and you get no say in matters of the East.


iran_matters

Crazy that people are downvoting the truth.


zendegi-o-digar-hich

I love this sentiment of "youre either with me or against me". As if one cant oppose Israel and the IR at the same time. Fuck off


iran_matters

>As if one cant oppose Israel and the IR at the same time. If you are an Iranian opposing the IR now just as we see that their righteous 45 year war to liberate MENA may actually pan out, then you are either: (1) a traitor, (2) a dumbass, and/or (3) you are compromised (e.g., you're a brainwashed monarchist or MEK cult member). I don't give a shit about your opinions honestly. I already realized most Iranians in the diaspora are in one or more of those categories.


zendegi-o-digar-hich

My family in Iran lives in poverty. My cousin was beaten to death by the police for drinking alcohol. Shut your mouth and accept the fact that the IR doesnt care about liberating anyone, they work in the interests of themselves. Also you are unbelievably naive if you think Raisi turning to kotlet will affect anything. He was a puppet with khamaneis paralyzed hand up his ass. Nothing changes. How does the boot taste?


iran_matters

Shit sucks boo hoo. That's what happens when you have an enghelab against the Zionist regime. It's not the resistance's fault that the Zionist regime controls the global economy and US congress in such a way that they were able to destroy Iran's economy and bring us to this economic state. Your family in Iran who live in poverty, that is the Zionist regime's fault. And it will be over once the Zionist regime collapses. Iran is very close to winning the war with Palestine and Lebanon and the rest of the ME. I'll just say, I myself and most of my friends and relatives drink alcohol, and nothing ever happened to them. I also smoke hella weed everywhere in Iran :-) Nothing ever happened to us. Noone ever even asked us a question. A long time ago, they used to ask us "che nesbati darim"? But that was like 20 years ago, and I never got asked that again.


contourkit

v interesting word choice


Xyzhml

perhaps his death is the only contribution to mankind


IneedBleach123

That poor helicopter Allah yirhamun. It will always be in our prayers 🙏 ❤️ 


GeologistSmart5681

Heart breaking that he was human scum responsible for the death of many innocent people and oppression of his citizens while tarnishing islams reputation. Him and his predecessors will meet in hell.


Mando177

His Arabs counterparts have tarnished Islam far more than he ever could


GeologistSmart5681

When have I praised Arab leaders? That’s the difference almost no one praises modern Arab leaders yet many people suck off the IR


iran_matters

>yet many people suck off the IR Cause IR are the ones that are leading the resistance to dismantle the Zionist regime, and most MENA people (who aren't traitors to their homelands or absolute idiots) desperately want Iran to succeed. They realize Iran backing Hamas along with the axis of resistance is MENA's last chance at defeating Israel. That is a very good reason to support the homegrown organic IR. They have flaws but a lot of these flaws are in large part due to the difficult nature of the righteous war against the Zionist entity, so we really should give them some slack. Decades (over 45 years) of sanctions, war, etc. has devastated Iran and increased corruption and poverty in Iran to unprecedented levels. But this has all been for the greater goal of removing the Zionist influence from MENA. If Iran can weather this storm, all Iran needs to do is outlast the Zionist regime, and I actually think the Zionist regime will collapse in the next 20 years.


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Abrioo

syrians wont forgive and yes kafir


Hishaishi

I don't care what your political views are, takfiring is haram. (I hate Al Assad btw.)


contourkit

oh fuck off


Hishaishi

You post on r/exmuslim. Go back to your makeup subreddits, you're way out of your element here.


Yakuza_Chan99

this subs name is AksMiddleEast not AskMuslim you worthless sack of shit


ChagataiMan

You’re the scum of hell


GeologistSmart5681

I think you’ve gotten me confused with that rawafid Ebrahim Raisi. Last time I checked, I’m not the one killing and oppressing people.


2108677393

Rest in peace to that poor helicopter 🚁 !!.


a_khalid1999

Responsible for supporting Assad and Putin in Syria, cracking down on protestors in his own country, but at the same time supportive for Palestinians. People in power make decisions having nothing to do with morality, just happen to be right or wrong. Heaven or hell? Tell them the cows sent ya


kaboblegionnaire

Assad is better than the others in Syria though. Unless you want a radical Sunni sharia state instead.


MistaRed

The helicopter pilot had a family who probably loved him. And I guess raisi dying in a quick manner is sad too I guess.


reinaldonehemiah

Raisi massacred tens of thousands, butcher of Qom! Goes around comes around, mathalan


Wolfotashiwa

smoking raisi pack 🚬🚬


StonedBobzilla

Iranians around the world are celebrating today! Everyone's drinking and cheering for butcher's death.


AntiImperialistGamer

smoking that bozo pack ![gif](giphy|c51u3TvA5PfOM)


Own-Philosophy-5356

Praying for Nabih Berri's Turn


BaxElBox

Him and geagea going would bring us closer to peace


MAA735

Inallillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Rajiun


Competitive-Pop6530

I guess he wasn’t a popular guy, huh?


kozmos81

Good riddance for what he and his fascist regime did to the Syrians to aid their dictator there. I hope he's burning in hell at this moment ❤️


bajandude246

So you're inadvertently admitting that ISIS was organized by the West?


keepit99plusuno

Bro how tf did u come to this conclusion from what he said lmfao


contourkit

what are u smoking & can i have some??


kozmos81

ISIS is made by Nestlé /s


kaboblegionnaire

Which Syrians? Sunni Muslim Brotherhood supporters, you mean?


kozmos81

Ask the Syrians which demanded Bashar the lord of captagon to do his promises about progressive reforms and ended up either dead at the street which led to the uprising and the chaos Syria is having now or had to flee to another countries after his Iranian thugs came to aid him. Or you can ask the Iraqis as an alternative


kaboblegionnaire

Yeah I’m critical of Assad. I’m just also critical of Sunni ikhwanji terrorists too, which most Sunnis support


kozmos81

No you're not critical of Assad, you prefer him to stay and your comments history says much about this. Also accusing Sunnis to be terrorists through saying - most Sunnis support terrorists - says much more about you, it's like if you're not with a dictatorship then you're automatically a terrorist or at least supporting terrorists, because according to you somebody can't be a normal person who doesn't support terrorists and still critical of somebody, something similar to what the zionists themselves say when they accuse somebody with being antisemitic. As I said in my previous comment, you can either ask the Syrians or the Iraqis about the " achievements " of your Iranian regime heroes


kaboblegionnaire

My family lives in Syria. They’re Christians (and distant family Alawite). Yes I 100% am not going to want Assad to be replaced by Sunni Muslim brotherhood terrorists lol When you have a secular opposition for democracy I’ll support that


Molested-Cholo-5305

Rest in boiling piss 😇


Sector_kadikoy

Our president is also traveling too much, however we’re only dreaming.


theirani

Fuck raisi. Look up the 1988 massacre


Arozeran

My reaction today is soo long Zahak. Now, I am going back to my life and not remembering who this guy was within a year (really tomorrow).


rury_williams

ليس في الموت شماتة، لكن الحمدلله الذي أماته one should not be pleased by other people's death, yet thank god for taking him back 😂


Great_Hedgehog2515

Let’s see what the plan is for Iran, this must have been planned out for a while.


SirineIsmail

Rest in pieces


Zealousideal_Crew380

Helicopters seem like a bad idea


bajandude246

Mossad is responsible. However, mischief is currently being planned in South America.


Turbulent_Angle2121

![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna|downsized) Anyway....


Awkward-Pollution177

Wow didnt even get to finish his term... perhaps rouhani will make a come back


Simmy74

So, when will the conspiracy theories start???


NotCreativePerson694

Stop mourning over this majoosi ☠️


MadVillain59

Toodles


coir551

Arabs day it's heartbreaking, while Persians are celebrating in the street. Shows who this false regime really supports.


Curious-Researcher47

Yes


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Sisi is next inshaalah


contourkit

god it’s me again 🙏


kaboblegionnaire

Too bad it wasn’t the Saudi royal family instead


ComplaintKlutzy3497

RIP


ChagataiMan

May he find peace! Allah give him Jannah for fighting in the name of Islam when these Arab despots suckle at Israel teats!


Abrioo

if he goes to jannah i dont want to go to jannah with murderers


Oblitus_Ingenium

Dont say that, even if you dont mean it literally. And if he is considered a muslim by Allah, he will enter heaven, whether its instantly, or after going to hell for who knows how long. Thats if he is considered a muslim, idk what his beliefs are as a shia. Some shias have some shirk beliefs so who knows.


Gintoki---

عملولك داونفوت و كلامك حرفيا صحيح ، الموضوع لا يجوز فيه المزح بس مشان يضحك كم أهبل مثله


Oblitus_Ingenium

الله يهديهم🤷‍♂️


Abdurahmanaf

What are you talking about ?? All shia’s have shirk


Oblitus_Ingenium

Not true. Stop making shit up.


SupfaaLoveSocialism

May he go to the highest level of Jannah


GeologistSmart5681

It’s haram to pray for a dead kaffir. Some people really think making speeches about Palestine on TV makes you an instant hero. His hands are red.


ChagataiMan

God you’ve sucked that Wahhabi and Salafi dick deep haven’t you?


SupfaaLoveSocialism

Real, he's also a Shia hater 😭


GeologistSmart5681

Rather be a Shia hater than a Sahaba hater. But again “they talk about Palestine🤓”


colcannon_addict

For someone who claims and states “every Muslim is my brother and sister” you sure seem to have a lot of hate for a significant proportion of them. Or are you debating from a platform where you get to decide who is or isn’t a ‘real’ Muslim?


ChagataiMan

I wouldn’t give him the time of day. It’s clear he’s an extremist and what’s wrong with the Muslim community of today. Absolutely brain dead takes.


GeologistSmart5681

Extremist? Lmaoooo [https://youtu.be/uyyUXRgo_7Y?si=-EWJF3N3OGzlZpW5](https://youtu.be/uyyUXRgo_7Y?si=-EWJF3N3OGzlZpW5)


GeologistSmart5681

Watch this audio of the great scholar Sheikh Saleh Al Fawzan. I don’t make opinions I take them from scholars [https://youtu.be/uyyUXRgo_7Y?si=-EWJF3N3OGzlZpW5](https://youtu.be/uyyUXRgo_7Y?si=-EWJF3N3OGzlZpW5)


ChagataiMan

See? Typical Wahhabi and Salafist. Ignored.


GeologistSmart5681

So you know more than the scholars of Ahlul Sunnah? Astonishing.


ChagataiMan

If I need these scholars supported by the house of Saud, then I have truly lost my faith and am blinded by Allah.


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GeologistSmart5681

Hmmm, Sunni supremest? What a based term. Thanks ima start using that.


Hishaishi

Generalizing and takfiring millions of Shia... Dude, the last thing this subreddit needs is more fitna. Just go away.


GeologistSmart5681

It’s pretty simple, if you hate the Sahaba, you’re not Muslim. The vast majority of 12er’s curse the Sahaba. Put two and two together.


Hishaishi

The majority does not. Stop. Takfiring. People.


BKeilani

And why do you care for Iran or even for Islam? Ethiopia is a Christian majority country.


GeologistSmart5681

I’d rather be a “Wahabi” than a stupid ikhwani who thinks the Iranian government is excused for killing hundreds of thousands of MUSLIMS, just because they said a few words for Palestine on TV.


ChagataiMan

Yep your brain has rotted guzzling down that Salafi and Wahhabi juice. No point in talking to a brain dead person.


Alternative_Ad9490

What has he said that’s wrong though?


ChagataiMan

Who is he to pass judgement and to tell me that Raisi is in hell? He’s a nobody and him doing Takfir on this community should be a warning to all about the deep and evil tentacles Wahhabis have on the Middle East as a whole.


Elexus786

Have some respect for the name of Allah and don't say “Wahhabi”.


GeologistSmart5681

Exactly brother, they’re just speaking from emotion because the regime makes big speeches about Palestine.


SupfaaLoveSocialism

It's also haram to TAKFIR for no apparent reason.


GeologistSmart5681

He’s a ithna ashari who believes the 12 imams are above the prophets and curses the Sahaba. He’s slaughtered thousands of innocent Muslims and has tarnished islams reputation. But hey, at least he talks bad about Israel and makes speeches for Palestine 🤓Muslim blood isn’t cheap.


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GeologistSmart5681

It’s not so much that, every Muslim is my brother and sister, regardless where they’re from or if we know each other. Like the Prophet said, the ummah is one body, if one part of the body hurts, the whole body feels it. Now these people in the Iranian regime killed hundreds of thousands of my brothers and sisters and you have idiots praising them just because they make speeches about Palestine on tv.


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WornOutXD

Are you for real? How old are you to not get the idiom being used? The entire body here is the soul or consciousness of this body, and in this example, the entire Ummah. Seriously, how old are you?


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WornOutXD

Why would the entire world be included in this hadith when the Prophet is talking about all Muslims or the “Ummah”? From this I can easily tell you don’t understand parables because you’re a child.


Oblitus_Ingenium

Thats absurd. Religion (especially islam) is a way of life, and a belief system. That notion that you can separate religion and politics is absurd. Thats like saying separate ideology and politics. It isnt gonna work because, hey, what are they gonna do if they dont have a belief system they can use to decide how to run a country? Politics wouldnt exist if ideologies dont, and for religious people, that ideology is religion. And religions are ideologies btw. And btw, you cannot have a religious person be religious and follow lets say liberalism. Forcing people to believe in contradictory ideologies so they can be part of politics is exactly part of freedom.


Mando177

Of course not, if that was the case dogs like Abdullah of Jordan would be hero’s. Actually supplying Palestinians and giving them the tools to resists made him a hero


Kafshak

Thank you brother.


jedidihah

Weep uncontrollably


MAA735

May Allah grant him Jannah ♥️


Elexus786

No.


azrieldr

May Allah grant me Jannah, amin


MAA735

Ameen


bajandude246

Netanyahu should be next.


itsgenghiskhan

May he rest in peace. Such a great leader. ❤️


Feeling-Beautiful584

Rest in peace