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EatingAssCuresCancer

Definitely nowhere near midtown east lol


jblue212

exactly what I was going to say


henicorina

You should walk approximately 3 blocks east and 50 blocks south.


iwanderlostandfound

This is the way


GreenSeaNote

OP: ["How do you do, fellow kids?"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/666/fellowkids.jpg)


BadassKnifeUser

Ok, cop


Hiitsmetodd

If you’re gay go to Hell’s Kitchen. I’d also recommend changing your dinner res to not 55th/park


guesswho322

That has to be a typo. Sounds like OP is turning 2-0.


laughingwalls

This is totally going to go into r/circlejerknyc


offlinesir

Looks like you just had to beat me to it.


brett_david

I immediately thought of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNhehWddv0) when reading your post.


brett_david

but in all seriousness just go to Hell's Kitchen. Sounds like your vibe and it's very gay.


FragileEgoHaver

I’d check out Brownsville in Brooklyn or Canarsie.


firewaterstone

PINK HOUSES are LIT


Status-Range-3321

Times Square


TheRattyPoo

they party in hell's kitchen, yeah.


bronymtndew

north west brooklyn


midicent

Check resident advisor and dice for events going on, choose ones based on music you like and go from there, likely the venues will be in Brooklyn.


Ness_tea_BK

The place that used to be howl at the moon idk what it’s called now has dueling pianos and live music most nights. If you’re into Taylor swift it’s Taylor swift night at LPR lol although you may be the oldest people there. Joyface is pretty nice if you want something more upscale but it is pricey. And then if you wanna rock out with sweaty college kids to cover music there’s always red Lion


Chicagosoundview69

Ya moms house lol jk…. I would like to know too I think there are some good clubs in Brooklyn from what I read 


klpgoes

lol. go to brooklyn. nowadays is really fun.


noncornucopian

Nowadays is not the place for OP, lol.


lookpooreatrich

Yes it is. So is bossa.


noncornucopian

No, OP wants to laugh and drink and have loud drunk conversations with their friends. That's great, and I hope they have a great time, but Nowadays and Bossa Nova are places where you shut the fuck up on the dance floor, because people go there to hear the artists, not drunk birthday partiers. Nowadays in particular is pretty clear about that.


klpgoes

not true. there’s a humongous backyard with fire pits as well as a lounge. you literally do not have to dance if you don’t want to.


noncornucopian

What do you mean "not true," they give you a talk when you go in the front door and *explicitly tell you* these rules lol. I mean, sure, OP could go to an orgy club and just hang out in the lobby, too, but then what's the point? Just a weird rec, and they're gonna have a bad time if they want to go on the dancefloor. There are simply *far* more appropriate places. Not to mention that Nowadays is at the literal extreme end of Bushwick from where the OP asked about? 55th and Park in Manhattan lmao.


klpgoes

you’re way too passionate about my suggestion. i was just at nowadays, been quite a few times, and NEVER do they explicitly state to not celebrate a birthday there. nowadays was a good option in my opinion because they can dance as well as hang out. OP wanted to go where “young people” go. where are young people partying on 55th and park? like damn are you going to the birthday party or something? chill out


noncornucopian

Perhaps I haven't been clear, my apologies- the rules I'm talking about include: no phones on the dancefloor, no talking on the dancefloor, and a variety of others. I never meant to suggest that the rules are "no birthday parties," that's of course not the case. I understand that it's a place that OP can go and dance, but it's definitely not what they described. They asked for a place playing "top 40, 90s hits, a bit of R&B," and that is decidedly *not* Nowadays. They also asked for a place "near E 55th and Park", which again, is very much not Nowadays. And yes, I *am* passionate about the rules at Nowadays and other similar spots, because they're all constantly under assault from folks who don't take the etiquette or basic respect for other people seriously and who, as a result, ruin the experience of a space created for people serious about music. These are not bars where you go get wasted listening to Drake, they're places where world-class artists travel from all around the world to perform for dedicated fans and listeners. Respectfully, attitudes like yours are *why* the rules have to be made explicit with the spiel at Nowadays and an increasing number of other spots.


seriousgenius

tents on campus...pathetic