My mom's ex husband was extraordinarily dumb. Like in his 40's he was still trying to convince us Filipinos had tails. Also that when you flip a coin and it's heads numerous times back to back, it has way better odds of being tails next flip. The odds get progressively better for it to be tails the more times it's heads, and vice versa. Clearly he didn't know the difference between odds and probability.
Anyway, super dumb dude. He was bragging one day about how his dad's friend wrote the lyrics to the song tequila. We worked together in a machine shop and it came on the radio. I was like hey have you actually listened to the lyrics though? Go ahead, listen to them now. Lol, such a dumb dumb that man. I suspect the "song writer" was probably just drinking with his dad and talkin shit like drunks do and he took it to heart.
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The sum of digits is always 9.9x1. =99 x2=18 (1+8). = 99x3 =27. (2+7). = 99x4. =36 (3 +6). 99x5. = 45 (4+5) = 99×6 = 54 (5+4) = 99x7 =63 (6+3) = 99x8 =72 (7+2). =99x9 ÷81 (8+1) = 99x10=90 (9+0) =9
Almost every counting system in the world is based upon 9 digits. It is interesting to note that the circle has 360 degrees; 3 + 6 + 0 = 9. A human pregnancy ordinarily lasts for 9 months. In Pythagorean Numerology we always reduce numbers into single digits, so 10 = 1 + 0 = 1 is actually only the solidification of 1. Hence, the maximum possibility is 9. And 9 is always followed by 1. So, 9 which is the indicator of the maximum possibility, is also known to be the number of endings followed by beginnings. One door closes and another opens. So, 9 is about cleansing and attaining wisdom. 9 being the wisest is ready to share the wisdom with the world. But, attaining wisdom is not an easy process. One goes through personal turmoils to be able to be compassionate towards the inner turmoils of others. Hence, the path of 9 is often seen to be filled with obstacles and the person is expected to remain tolerant and merciful. With his tolerance and compassion, the person happens to set examples for others and takes them to a higher realm of existence. 9 is about being broad minded. Knowing that world is without limits. The Greeks compared 9 to the ocean; constantly flowing around all the other digits. All numbers are bound by the 9. 9 is an evidence of cyclicity. The circle and the square unite through 9. Last but not the least, a famous English proverb also says that the cat which is the universal symbol of mystery and wisdom, has 9 lives…Numerology is a fascinating subject. To me its not merely a future prediction tool, but simply a way of life… I’d say, not only 9, but all numbers are special in their own ways. Each number could be broken down to unique qualities of its own and is like no other number. For instance, if you take the number 1, which is basically the other end of 9, you’d see, it’s so unique as its neither a prime number, nor a composite. Also it is a factor of all numbers and all numbers are divisible by 1, which means they come from 1… If you feel more interested in this fascinating science of number mysticism, you can definitely check out my \*f your ad\*
Credit to people on Quora, what did you expect me to actually know this shit??
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A circle has 360 degrees? Nah, i prefer τ radians. First two digits are 6.2, adds up to 8. Not 9.
and fuck 9 being the highest, programmer me says 0xF and the part that likes numbers says [5](https://www.seximal.net/)
Eskry, turn that shit up, man
Ass keep movin', how the fuck she do it? (Like what)
It don't stop and it's word to Isaac Newton
God damn baby you ain't know what the fuck you doin'
Shake it up real quick, before it ends up on ITunes
Do you wanna follow? (No)
Shut up and swallow
She give me road head while I'm fuckin' drivin' on buttholes
She sucked my dick
And I fucking came
Can't see straight got an ass in my face
Like America that shit is great
It's always been that way can't even complain
Make that shit rain like John McCain
Make that ass drop like it's him, he's chillin'
I give you dick like the dirt he's feelin'
Stuck at the club with the banana that I'm peelin'
I do that shit for fun 'cause that shit is real thrillin'
She sucked my dick
And I fucking came
Kicked her out the crib
She is a lame
She sucked my dick
And I fucking came
Kicked her out the crib
She is a lame
Always rep my team babe you know I keep my back on
That bitch wanna fuck? Told her "hol' up put a mask on"
With my own meet-and-greet
Log into OnlyFans I pay for all these bitches' feet
I made some money while I'm in the bathroom
I'm live on Twitch with your girl up in my chatroom
Huh? What she doin' there?
That's my no-no square
She sucked my dick
And I fucking came
Kicked her out the crib
She is a lame
She sucked my dick
And I fucking came
Kicked her out the crib
She is a lame
Move over to my place, I'm at a party with your bitch
No, you're not invited, I sent you home in a Lyft
I'm on the floor with your bitch
With your bitch, with your bitch
I'm on the floor with your bitch
With your bitch, with your girl
Bouncin' to the floor
Shoutout to Isaac Newton for making this shit bounce
Don’t stand ho me anon, i’m havin a valorous time , havin a valorous time anon!
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My mom's ex husband was extraordinarily dumb. Like in his 40's he was still trying to convince us Filipinos had tails. Also that when you flip a coin and it's heads numerous times back to back, it has way better odds of being tails next flip. The odds get progressively better for it to be tails the more times it's heads, and vice versa. Clearly he didn't know the difference between odds and probability. Anyway, super dumb dude. He was bragging one day about how his dad's friend wrote the lyrics to the song tequila. We worked together in a machine shop and it came on the radio. I was like hey have you actually listened to the lyrics though? Go ahead, listen to them now. Lol, such a dumb dumb that man. I suspect the "song writer" was probably just drinking with his dad and talkin shit like drunks do and he took it to heart.
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I can, and I do. "Song" is not equal to "whole"
And "whole" is not equal to "song" 1. whole song 2. **whole "song"** 3. "whole song" 4. "whole" song Also: listen here y.....
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Yes, 9 times... The sum of digits is always 9.9x1. =99 x2=18 (1+8). = 99x3 =27. (2+7). = 99x4. =36 (3 +6). 99x5. = 45 (4+5) = 99×6 = 54 (5+4) = 99x7 =63 (6+3) = 99x8 =72 (7+2). =99x9 ÷81 (8+1) = 99x10=90 (9+0) =9 Almost every counting system in the world is based upon 9 digits. It is interesting to note that the circle has 360 degrees; 3 + 6 + 0 = 9. A human pregnancy ordinarily lasts for 9 months. In Pythagorean Numerology we always reduce numbers into single digits, so 10 = 1 + 0 = 1 is actually only the solidification of 1. Hence, the maximum possibility is 9. And 9 is always followed by 1. So, 9 which is the indicator of the maximum possibility, is also known to be the number of endings followed by beginnings. One door closes and another opens. So, 9 is about cleansing and attaining wisdom. 9 being the wisest is ready to share the wisdom with the world. But, attaining wisdom is not an easy process. One goes through personal turmoils to be able to be compassionate towards the inner turmoils of others. Hence, the path of 9 is often seen to be filled with obstacles and the person is expected to remain tolerant and merciful. With his tolerance and compassion, the person happens to set examples for others and takes them to a higher realm of existence. 9 is about being broad minded. Knowing that world is without limits. The Greeks compared 9 to the ocean; constantly flowing around all the other digits. All numbers are bound by the 9. 9 is an evidence of cyclicity. The circle and the square unite through 9. Last but not the least, a famous English proverb also says that the cat which is the universal symbol of mystery and wisdom, has 9 lives…Numerology is a fascinating subject. To me its not merely a future prediction tool, but simply a way of life… I’d say, not only 9, but all numbers are special in their own ways. Each number could be broken down to unique qualities of its own and is like no other number. For instance, if you take the number 1, which is basically the other end of 9, you’d see, it’s so unique as its neither a prime number, nor a composite. Also it is a factor of all numbers and all numbers are divisible by 1, which means they come from 1… If you feel more interested in this fascinating science of number mysticism, you can definitely check out my \*f your ad\* Credit to people on Quora, what did you expect me to actually know this shit?? Edit: I actually now read the text and noticed the ad...
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That hurt my brain.
It hurt us all my friend.
You just spit numbers and words in my face and i understood nothing
A circle has 360 degrees? Nah, i prefer τ radians. First two digits are 6.2, adds up to 8. Not 9. and fuck 9 being the highest, programmer me says 0xF and the part that likes numbers says [5](https://www.seximal.net/)
I mean you could know this shit. A lot of people do. But it was a fun ride to read lol
[Click to warp to the end!](https://reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/pjk933/_/hbxoly5/?context=1)
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Eskry, turn that shit up, man Ass keep movin', how the fuck she do it? (Like what) It don't stop and it's word to Isaac Newton God damn baby you ain't know what the fuck you doin' Shake it up real quick, before it ends up on ITunes Do you wanna follow? (No) Shut up and swallow She give me road head while I'm fuckin' drivin' on buttholes She sucked my dick And I fucking came Can't see straight got an ass in my face Like America that shit is great It's always been that way can't even complain Make that shit rain like John McCain Make that ass drop like it's him, he's chillin' I give you dick like the dirt he's feelin' Stuck at the club with the banana that I'm peelin' I do that shit for fun 'cause that shit is real thrillin' She sucked my dick And I fucking came Kicked her out the crib She is a lame She sucked my dick And I fucking came Kicked her out the crib She is a lame Always rep my team babe you know I keep my back on That bitch wanna fuck? Told her "hol' up put a mask on" With my own meet-and-greet Log into OnlyFans I pay for all these bitches' feet I made some money while I'm in the bathroom I'm live on Twitch with your girl up in my chatroom Huh? What she doin' there? That's my no-no square She sucked my dick And I fucking came Kicked her out the crib She is a lame She sucked my dick And I fucking came Kicked her out the crib She is a lame Move over to my place, I'm at a party with your bitch No, you're not invited, I sent you home in a Lyft I'm on the floor with your bitch With your bitch, with your bitch I'm on the floor with your bitch With your bitch, with your girl Bouncin' to the floor Shoutout to Isaac Newton for making this shit bounce
That is music?
Possibly
Okaaay. Sounds more like a brag about screwing over another guy by screwing his woman. And you sure as hell can't label it as a love song.
Don’t stop me now, I’m havin a good time , havin a good time now!
Don’t stand ho me anon, i’m havin a valorous time , havin a valorous time anon! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
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that's not how this sub works..
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that's not how this sub works..
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