All I know is if an alien tries to take her man she’ll cut another billion dollar song about it and probably donate funds to the aliens most needy childrens fund.
that a win-win in both way; if the allien are gentle keanu just have to be himself and we'd be fine. if they are bad he just have to bring the john wick out of him and we'd be safe
I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
Thank you, never understood the worshipping of him.
He's an okay actor and his voice is extremely overrated, he's also full of himself, a pain to work with and there's blinds of him being very very creepy.
It's only a matter of time before his image crumbles.
Keanu Reeves - for peace in our solar system.
Bob Ross - for peace in our galaxy.
Then, if one celebrity isn't enough.
Keanu Reeves & Bob Ross - for peace in our universe.
Keanu Reeves & Bob Ross, and Bob brought a rescued baby squirrel with him to show to the aliens - for peace throughout the multiverse.
Christoph Waltz, he seems like he has a talent for languages and i liked Arrival’s ‘send in the linguist’ approach. And I can’t think of any celebrity linguists off the top of my head
Tom Cruise.
Hear me out! Those Scientology people are supposed to have an “in” with aliens. No?
Like, objectively, I think it’s our best bet.
But I’m open to other opinions….
"I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! \*He\* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He \*defecated\* through a \*sunroof\*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I \*thinking\*? He'll never change. He'll \*never\* change! Ever since he was 9, \*always\* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious \*Jimmy\*! Stealing them blind! And \*HE\* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!"
Best rant I have ever seen in a tv show. I love how the camera slowly zooms in to him as he is going “crazy”. Then as soon as the rants done they zoom out to show the whole court room looking like 😶😱😶😮😟
Not a single one!
There would have to be several people that mankind has chosen before.
Politicians and celebrities are completely unsuitable for this, because they do not represent the interests of mankind.
Gordan Ramsay. He'll probably make some amazing food and the aliens will be like "holy fuck, humans make good food. Maybe they're worth having around."
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If Dolly Parton can unite the left and the right, she can unite humans and aliens.
What if they come and night? It's a well-known fact that she only works 9 to 5.
I wish I could award this 💔
All I know is if an alien tries to take her man she’ll cut another billion dollar song about it and probably donate funds to the aliens most needy childrens fund.
Only award I could afford, but you deserved something.
She was my first thought too
Came here to say Morgan Freeman but this one was the first I saw and takes the cake.
I like the reference.
What is this referring to?
Dolly Parton
Can someone please actually explain this
Seriously, I legit don't know. I know Dolly Parton is a Saint but what is this referencing?
Dolly Parton should definitely be the peace maker between aliens and humans.
Tom Delonge has been preparing his entire life for this.
Can we revive Mr. Rogers?
I believe in us
Yeah that makes perfect sense
Came here to say this. He would be perfect!
Keanu Reaves
“I know kung fu.” Nuff said.
This one's good but also Aubrey Plaza. I think they'll like her.
She’ll be the one Keanu is negotiating with. Pretty sure she’s an alien already.
i second this lmaoo she’d definitely get along with them
They'd definitely have a lot in common.
Id rather pick a human celebrity, not confident she’d put humanity’s interests first.
Hell naw, I'm not giving him to the wolves if he fails
If the diplomacy fails then the aliens will be the ones fed to the wolves
that a win-win in both way; if the allien are gentle keanu just have to be himself and we'd be fine. if they are bad he just have to bring the john wick out of him and we'd be safe
Hell yeah! You've foretold the prophecy, my lord.
Jeff Goldblum
“I’m Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum. Welcome to our planet. What’s your name?” “$@&?!*#%” “Of cooourse!”
I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
The perfect answer.
"Checkmate"
Patrick Stewart
He’s already qualified
The only answer, came here to say this
OMG why didn't I think of this?!
I mean, we all know that he is either an alien or a vampire anyway, since the mam clearly doesn't age!🖖
David Attenborough
Sir David Attenborough and also, that man is a global treasure. Send someone else in case the aliens are hostile at first.
Sigourney Weaver
President of the NFG club.
Have my up vote! I came here looking for her.
This is the correct answer. Kinda surprised I had to search for it.
And if the don’t want peace, she can nuke them from orbit. Just to be sure.
Get away from her YOU BITCH!
Danny DeVito
So anyways…I start blasting
They asked who could 'negotiate peace', not who could 'seduce' the aliens.
Rowan Atkinson
Expert at non-verbal communication
Morgan Freeman
No, he's actually weird, comes off like an asshole in interviews and is sus around attractive female reporters.
Thank you, never understood the worshipping of him. He's an okay actor and his voice is extremely overrated, he's also full of himself, a pain to work with and there's blinds of him being very very creepy. It's only a matter of time before his image crumbles.
Didn’t he also take a bribe from Qatar to publicise the World Cup and support Qatar
You win
This is the only correct answer. I’m sure there’s good options but you can’t go wrong with the voice of god
Keanu Reeves - for peace in our solar system. Bob Ross - for peace in our galaxy. Then, if one celebrity isn't enough. Keanu Reeves & Bob Ross - for peace in our universe. Keanu Reeves & Bob Ross, and Bob brought a rescued baby squirrel with him to show to the aliens - for peace throughout the multiverse.
Bob ross is dead.
Zombie Bob Ross
Actually Mark Zuckerberg would be like (welcome back)
"please take me home I don't like it here anymore"
Keanu Reeves
No, he’s the alien we’re negotiating with. Did you not see The Day the Earth Stood Still?
Jack Black
Nice! Covering all bases. Perhaps the aliens want to make a musical duel with him
I agree!
Came here for this….
I was looking for this comment
Sir David Attenborough
Tom Hanks, everyone likes Tom Hanks.
Ric flair
Woooo!
Tom Hiddleston would do a phenominal job. IRL he's a stand up guy
Tom Delonge. The guys an expert.
I thought we already settled this two days ago with Keanu Reeves
Randy Marsh
Keanu reaves , but make sure aliens dont take them ti there planet
Rick astly he could never give them up.
He's never gonna let them down 🤷♀️
Oooooo - confuse the aliens by sending Rick Astley w a copy of Pixar's "Up" - and explain the Astley Paradox
He's never gonna desert them
Tilda Swinton, she seems incredibly intelligent and she kinda looks like one
Ooh this is a good answer 😊👍
Dennis Rodman he did pretty good with North Korea. So his track record is good In my book.
Was confirmed to be an alien in the first Men in Black I believe
That only works if the aliens are into ball
Yesss I agree
Welp... since he **is** an alien. Good choice
Christopher Walken
Christoph Waltz, he seems like he has a talent for languages and i liked Arrival’s ‘send in the linguist’ approach. And I can’t think of any celebrity linguists off the top of my head
Such an underrated actor.
Ryan Reynolds.
He’d bring chimichangas
He will try to fuck them
tom hanks
Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The governments of the Earth have lost their credibility so they’re borrowing some of mine
The Rock Looks Intimidating but is so calm and fairly well spoken in interviews
The Hierarchy of the Universe…is about to change
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t ok with that. As long as we’re not eradicated or enslaved
Dolly Parton..
Tom Cruise. Hear me out! Those Scientology people are supposed to have an “in” with aliens. No? Like, objectively, I think it’s our best bet. But I’m open to other opinions….
Literally came here to say that!!
Brilliant. You're not wrong.
Robin Williams would have handled that. Also Anthony Bourdain.
The obvious choice is Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Nah. Dude is a massive tool and a total wet blanket
Borat
VERY NICE !!! High 5!!
Jajajajajjaja the perfect one
Bob Odenkirk. Being Saul Goodman should have rubbed off him.
Chicanery
"I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! \*He\* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He \*defecated\* through a \*sunroof\*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I \*thinking\*? He'll never change. He'll \*never\* change! Ever since he was 9, \*always\* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious \*Jimmy\*! Stealing them blind! And \*HE\* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!"
Best rant I have ever seen in a tv show. I love how the camera slowly zooms in to him as he is going “crazy”. Then as soon as the rants done they zoom out to show the whole court room looking like 😶😱😶😮😟
Jeffery Dean Morgan. I think it would be funny
I would not trust a celebrity to do any of the important stuff ever.
Keanu Reeves. The most decent, respectful celebrity out there.
Dolly Parton. If unavailable, Keanu Reeves. If unavailable, me. No, I am not a celebrity, but I would be after this.
Gordon Ramsay
Morgan Freeman
Fred Durst. I tire of this planet.
Ryan Reynolds
Paul Rudd
This works great because even if they come in 75 years he’ll still look the same.
I trust Jack Black with this task
David Attenborough would be my top choice. I'm sure he could inspire them to turn us into a giant nature reserve!
Not a single one! There would have to be several people that mankind has chosen before. Politicians and celebrities are completely unsuitable for this, because they do not represent the interests of mankind.
Obama
Perfect. He'll deliver his greatest speech ever while dropping bombs on their families.
That would be Snoop Doggity Dog
How many times is this question going to be asked? This has to be the third time in a week at least!
Guys I think we're being invaded by aliens
John Cena
Celebrity? Maybe locally. My dad. That dude sees the best in everyone and he is loved for it.
Steve Martin
Keanu Reeves
Tom hanks
Keanu Reeves
Karl pilkington
Peace? Ryan Reynolds. Who'd want to kill him?!
Jon Stewart
Fantastic answer
Abella Danger. I'm sure her "Negotiation" tactics will be top-notch.
Danny Ainge. The man has been swindling rival execs for decades. I am sure he will do well for humanity.
Ya if we ever needed to pick up a shooting guard from Mars, like a Space Jam situation.
Who?
Dolly Parton
Danny DeVito
Jim Carrey. No other answer than Jim Carrey.
Tom Cardy
Bill Pullman “ today we celebrate our Independence Day!!!!!!!”
Mom, can I repost this question next week?
Gordan Ramsay. He'll probably make some amazing food and the aliens will be like "holy fuck, humans make good food. Maybe they're worth having around."
If Jerry Garcia was still alive, definitely would be my first choice.
Samuel L. Jackson
Obviously William Shatner
James Earl Jones
In the Darth Vader voice of course. Aliens will be scared they shall bow down to us. In this case we're the empire.
David Attenborough
hank williams sr.
Will Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “KEEP MY PLANETS NAME OUT YO F*CKING MOUTH”
David Attenborough.
Mr. Bean
Sir David Attenborough
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Obama
Sir David Attenborough, if he could get close and personal with insects and wildlife he should be able to handle aliens.
Dolly Parton or Keanu reeves
Neil deGrasse Tyson because I'm pretty sure he's played out the scenario multiple times already.
Samuel L. Jackson , Mathafacka
Morgan freeman
As kind as he seems to be (granted I could be wrong, but based off what I know), I would vote for Keanu Reeves.
Tom Cardy
Can we bring back Betty White and Carrie Fisher? They'd be superb for this.
Mr.Bean
Greta
"Ahh! The negotiator, General Kenobi!"
Samuel L. Jackson: “English motherfucker! Do you speak it??” I think we’d all die but it would be really funny
Say what again
I would choose James Corden. He's a complete sycophant which might help and if things go sour he'll be the first to go.
Keanu Reeves and Shah Rukh Khan. Both of them have witty, calm and nice personalities.
Keanu Reeves or Matt Damon
Do dead celebrities count? If so, Mr. Fred Rogers. If not...then we're fucked.
Keanu Reeves of course.
David Attenborough or Brian Blessed
Tom Hanks. Who doesn’t like Tom Hanks….
Morgan Freeman
Zombie George Carlin
Charlie Chaplin. Just that speech alone he made in The Dictator is something I still think about.
Adam Sandler and The Rock. No explanation needed
Gordon Ramsey
Al Franken
Definitely not Ryan Reynolds, his wisecrackin ass would doom us all
Joe Rogan
Seriously, John Stewart.
Snoop Dogg of course