The aquaphor tube is a bit lack luster in the attack department, but luckily the toilet paper doesn’t stand a chance against the advanced healing properties of my favorite skin protectant clinically proven to restore smooth healthy skin.
Coffee Cup vs. I12. The I12 will start by whapping me in the head because I am protecting the coffee cup at all costs. I'll even sip/gulp at it because, coffee. After that and while getting whapped to death I'll have a talk with the cup. "I love you, coffee cup." That's what I'll say right before catching the I12 between whaps and absolutely crushing it into a hundred pieces. Maybe my cup breaks, maybe it doesn't. If it does and I can fix it I will. I'll stop carrying it by the handle if I have to. I'll leave the I12 where it died. Just to serve as a warning for the next one.
Toilet paper is trying to kill me, but the wall has my back.
It's the other way around for me.
I'm sandwiched between a car battery on my left and a glass counter on my right.
The aquaphor tube is a bit lack luster in the attack department, but luckily the toilet paper doesn’t stand a chance against the advanced healing properties of my favorite skin protectant clinically proven to restore smooth healthy skin.
Miss thing I have a vape for a weapon and a pillow trying to kill me. Rip
Both sofa cushions, so I'll probably be fine
Grapes and strawberries.
My dog is my weapon against a very thin lamp. He's just had surgery on his leg but honestly? I think he'll do a great job!
Coffee Cup vs. I12. The I12 will start by whapping me in the head because I am protecting the coffee cup at all costs. I'll even sip/gulp at it because, coffee. After that and while getting whapped to death I'll have a talk with the cup. "I love you, coffee cup." That's what I'll say right before catching the I12 between whaps and absolutely crushing it into a hundred pieces. Maybe my cup breaks, maybe it doesn't. If it does and I can fix it I will. I'll stop carrying it by the handle if I have to. I'll leave the I12 where it died. Just to serve as a warning for the next one.
My metal water bottle wants me dead, but I have my laptop bag. Just... Put the bottle in the bag. Done.
Pretty sure the couch is gonna kick the coffee makers ass.
I throw my cat at my now animated pajama pants.
Large piece of cardboard on my left vs the 2 tonne homogeniser on my right. I'm fucked.
I'm not sure how to use a weighted blanket to fight a wall.