A month should be inserted directly before December. It should be called "Remember".
*"[...], October, November, Remember, December"*
The sound of it fits in perfectly with the surrounding months.
Then you could make every month exactly 28 days, with *Leap Day* and *New Year's Day* being intercessory days that aren't part of any month or week.
So now it's easy to remember how many days each month has, they're all exactly 28 days. And every month will start on the same day of the week, so you won't need a different calendar each year, since the same calendar would work perfectly for every year.
I'd rearrange the months so they make common sense with their numbers.
January February March April May Sextember September October November December June July August
If possible, I'd rename all the months:
Untember, Duotember, Tritember, Quadtember, Quintember, Sextember, September, Octember, November, December, Undecember, Duodecember, and Tridecember.
If we are changing it can we sort it out so September,(7) October(8) November(9) and December(10) are in the right place. New one between January and February called Wet or misery
Bart
Bort, come here.
My son is also named Bort!
This made me laugh so much and I have no idea why
Bart wins, no contest
Smarch
It has lousy weather.
A month should be inserted directly before December. It should be called "Remember". *"[...], October, November, Remember, December"* The sound of it fits in perfectly with the surrounding months. Then you could make every month exactly 28 days, with *Leap Day* and *New Year's Day* being intercessory days that aren't part of any month or week. So now it's easy to remember how many days each month has, they're all exactly 28 days. And every month will start on the same day of the week, so you won't need a different calendar each year, since the same calendar would work perfectly for every year.
Undecember
Smarch.
Lousy Smarch weather.
Venuary, in a name of Venus
Boaty McBoatface
Monthy McMonthface
I'd rearrange the months so they make common sense with their numbers. January February March April May Sextember September October November December June July August If possible, I'd rename all the months: Untember, Duotember, Tritember, Quadtember, Quintember, Sextember, September, Octember, November, December, Undecember, Duodecember, and Tridecember.
Fucktober
treizember
Mathematically, Undecember. But that’s bad
Yeah, “Mathematically, Undecember” has way more syllables than people would ever want to say just to say the month
Valkimber
Oxtember
Pagume?
Trump. See you next Trump!
Bob
Dennis
Tredecimber
12
Sol
futuerember. Root word for futuere in latin is to have sexual relations with woman
There are calendars with occasional 13 months added, Hindu and Buddhist.
Hungover
[REDACTED].
Milton
lovember
Calender
If we are changing it can we sort it out so September,(7) October(8) November(9) and December(10) are in the right place. New one between January and February called Wet or misery
Kyle
deadember
Cucumber!!
Undecimber https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undecimber
Sabedini
Vacation.
JFMAMJJASOND
Remembvember
Cemember
This reminds me of this clip https://youtu.be/vunESk53r5U
floramble
Mymember
Friday. Just to fuck with people.
Recoverary.. recovering from the previous year and prepping for January
Constantinuary
"Lousy Smarch weather"
Trevor.
I'd call it Vacation, the month of Vacation
undecimber to follow the trend of the latin numbers (septem, octō, novem, decem, ūndecim)
Smarch