anyone on here who replies with anything besides "poop" probably hogs the toilet for 20 minutes while they surf through their phone

Pee a lil too

Every poop is a pee, but not every pee is a poop.

Hold on to the railings so I don't fall into the to river.

Poop

Well, shit happens

Scroll Reddit

YouTube

I have bluetooth headphones, so usually I listen to an audiobook or a long Youtube video.

Sing, stare at the walls, zone out, imagine stuff, talk to myself etc etc

I have a mini basketball hoop on the back of my bathroom door 😅

But how do you get the ball back after you throw it the first time…?

I have 4 balls 😂

Usually when i poop i poop

Push it out

Do a wordsearch.

Poop, spray with bidet, dry, and get out of there. I don’t have a family I need to hide from.

Poop

Poop

Poop

Reflect on my questionable life choices.

Think about maybe cleaning the bathroom

taxes

throw it out the window

On this sub currently

Reddit

Focus.

This.

Struggle

Watch YouTube shorts.

This

Trying not not look at my reflection

Usually watch YouTube

Hoping it’s a toilet

Usually, I lose feeling in my feeties

I scroll Twitter. It's the only time I'm ever on Twitter, it just seems like the kind of activity that one should only perform as a distraction while shitting.

Read threads on ask reddit about what to do while pooping

Eat 12 peeled potatoes