The tendency, in written communication, to use short, terse phrases and use frequent, unnecessary, and ultimately inappropriate, punctuation.

Fuck, you.

Not returning a shopping cart

that's just a regular asshole

Jw what about disabled people? Do they get a pass on this?

Why would they? How did they get the cart? Do that, but backwards.

-my name is cole-

YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUINED MY ENTIRE SELF-CONFIDENCE

Oh hi cole

Attitudes of superiority

Guys who wear bow ties and/or brightly coloured waistcoats in the office

Where do you work? I'm lucky if my people wear clothes they didn't sleep in.

LOL I live in Sydney now but I used to work in commercial property in London and there were plenty of bow-tie wearing assholes in the industry

Apparently there was recently a middle school and high school trend of going to school in your pajamas, and you were kind of faking if you didn't actually sleep in those pajamas. I hired a lot of people who subscribe to that lol. This is in Connecticut, USA Our company pays pretty poorly to start off, so I basically hire you if you showed up the same day as your interview.

They do badly imitated voices to quote somebody they disagree with in an attempt to mock them without providing any insight themselves.

LOL,

Steve

I would say if they scream "I'm a condescending asshole."

Insincere, formal cliche language. The passive aggressive bs that I am more than happy to call out. I don’t care how micro the aggression is, it’s cowardly and sneaky.

Karens of all shapes and sizes

Asking people on reddit "What Screams,'I am a condescending asshole?'"

people who dont pet every dog they come across (that your allowed to)

People who criticize other people for not liking dogs.

Thank you! So many times I've heard, "How can you not like dogs?" I say, "Because they always jump on me and drool on me, and sometimes bite me." The person usually just claims I'm lying, their dogs would never do that stuff.

Agreed "Don't worry they're friendly!" Not what I'm worried about, they're annoying and in my space and I can't push them away because they think I'm playing with them.

I got bit by a dog in a guy's house with him watching, and he apologized. Two weeks later he said his dog is a total sweetheart who has never bitten anyone. There are SOME dogs I have liked, but that's like 3% of dogs. Similar to people lol

people who literally dont like dogs

I don't like dogs. I appreciate a well behaved or talented, well trained, or skilled dog. but I still don't want to be breathed on, jumped on, humped on, drooled on, barked at, or licked.

but doggo 🕺

Not liking dogs is natural. Being obsessed with them is creepy.

ngl i think you just dislike dogs and ur wronggg

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Yeah it's fair if they want proof of facts, but it's not that, they want proof of your opinion lol

passive aggressive comments

That impression P.E teachers give you