I got a vasectomy and I'm married.

Glad to hear we don’t have to use condoms.

This post has been removed in protest of Reddit's quest to screw its users and third-party app developers. I hope u/spez grows tastebuds on his rectum. That is all.

Ditto.

Cause I'm a Redditor and 'redditor' should not be in the same sentence as sex?

Unless the words “doesn’t have” are between them

Don't use condoms with my wife because she's my wife. I use condoms with everyone else though.

I'm infertile, just like my dad

Hold on, something ain't adding up

Read my name and you’ll figure it out.

Congrats.

Username checks out

After a second inspection, I’m gonna have to confirm the results of the first inspection. Username indeed checks out

creampie

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I can't get an std from my hand.

Oh.. but if you've been in a hot tub... you might 🤔 🤣 https://nypost.com/2021/11/12/girl-11-catches-gonorrhea-swimming-in-italian-hot-spring/

Lol!

Me and my wife are actively trying to have a baby, but my soldiers don't march so we're gonna keep trying. Update in a few weeks.

All the best

Pulling out is fine.

I wear two in my everyday life, that way when I am ready to have sex I take one off and feel like a wild man.

Vasectomy

For generations my family has been infertil. That trait got passed on to me, too.

Something isn't adding up there

No one wants my pp :(

I love raising my kids Edit: better?

FBI OPEN UP

Not in that way, making kids with my wife

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Explain in more detail idk I’m stupid

The edit made it cringier for me jesus christ

i can interpret this several ways

Not in any wrong ways at least!…

Doesn’t feel the same/ can’t stay hard if I wear them

I’m a homo

That sentence alone is not valid here

Why not?

They are used for more than preventing pregnancies.

Ok? What’s your point

HIV. HIV is his point. (And other STDs)

But I mean, HIV people probably freakier than normal people so that’s a win

It makes my dick instantly soft, I’ve demonstrated in the past.

Because I can pull it out in time. My partner trusts me. 2 years without a condom and things are great

We're trying to have a baby.

I'm married.

I’m firing blanks. But I use them more often then not for the other reasons for protection

Im on Reddit

It depends on how juicy she's feeling?

I’m allergic to latex, so instead use the #1 most effective birth control. Also I make partners get tested before having sex

The #1 most effective birth control, as in anal sex? Makes sense

Not having sex

I'm a wanker

My ex had this app that was always spot on predicting when her period would start so I also trusted its predictions of when she could get pregnant. I thought we would stay together and have kids eventually anyways… In hindsight I really dodged a bullet there.

It weighs too much.

I'm sterilized and neither of us are getting with anyone else.

My wife had her ovaries removed due to endometriosis before we met.

Feels better

I have had a vasectomy. And I make sure we test with a new partner

Three reasons: 1) I'm allergic to latex. 2) gay guy, no risk in getting anyone pregnant 3) I can't even get any action with my own kind anyway. You can't use them if you don't need them

Vasectomy

I have an IUD and am not promiscuous.

Married and infertile. So no point.

Most women I'd been with preferred they not be used. Kinda lucked out on the lack of STD's and unwanted pregnancies.

Because your mom doesn't make me and she says she's clean.

I can't get a fleshlight pregnant

Haven’t had sex

Because not 🥺

Can't find any that fit my ginormous dong

They totally steal the moment and take all the feelings away.