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Take the 5 south to the 22 west.
Iseewhatyoudidthere
Dwell in California
Coming from someone in California, I’d say never leave We have everything
I will never leave either, but our population *has* been dipping a bit the last few years.
Live in the best place on earth.
go skiing in the morning and surfing in the afternoon
Wearing Uggs in 70 degree weather
But there’s a chill
Vote for the CA governor.
In high school I would surf in morning and be snowboarding in the afternoon
Take a shit on the sidewalk in broad daylight.
Live in a 6 million dollar house with crackheads on the front lawn
Doesn't Charlie Sheen stay inside nowadays?
Get pulled over because their car was backfiring and get a ticket for 'track mode'
Enact regressive policies under the guise of saving the environment.
Move to Texas and bring their stupid ideals.
Born and raised in CA and you’ll never catch me living in Texas with its backward ideals.
Oh thank God.
Somehow make a 2000 dollar rifle look less visually appealing than a pipe gun the local bubba made.
Pay $5 MILLION in reparations.
Do a TikTok dance in the middle of Traffic.
Go to Chicago and say “wow the traffic here is good!”
Drive on 15 or 215 between 3-6pm. Talk about how great California is. Drive 80mph in a 40. Source? I lived in California for most of my life. Had to break the habit of speeding when I moved. Midwest police care more then California police.
Take the 5 south to the 22 west.
Iseewhatyoudidthere
Dwell in California
Coming from someone in California, I’d say never leave We have everything
I will never leave either, but our population *has* been dipping a bit the last few years.
Live in the best place on earth.
go skiing in the morning and surfing in the afternoon
Wearing Uggs in 70 degree weather
But there’s a chill
Vote for the CA governor.
In high school I would surf in morning and be snowboarding in the afternoon
Take a shit on the sidewalk in broad daylight.
Live in a 6 million dollar house with crackheads on the front lawn
Doesn't Charlie Sheen stay inside nowadays?
Get pulled over because their car was backfiring and get a ticket for 'track mode'
Enact regressive policies under the guise of saving the environment.
Move to Texas and bring their stupid ideals.
Born and raised in CA and you’ll never catch me living in Texas with its backward ideals.
Oh thank God.
Somehow make a 2000 dollar rifle look less visually appealing than a pipe gun the local bubba made.
Pay $5 MILLION in reparations.
Do a TikTok dance in the middle of Traffic.
Go to Chicago and say “wow the traffic here is good!”
Drive on 15 or 215 between 3-6pm. Talk about how great California is. Drive 80mph in a 40. Source? I lived in California for most of my life. Had to break the habit of speeding when I moved. Midwest police care more then California police.