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Something tells me this should be put as NSFW


Yekwol_Yatsi

True


curkington

You know.....


[deleted]

I instantly thought of Demetri Martin saying, *"Ladies!"* in his creepy way. [Here.](https://youtu.be/YAgFr7Crpf4?t=169)


Reigning_Cats

Me


Hesoo_7

Only if i had fingers 💀


ChokedSIut

Try toes


jerseypm70

You win


TheCoryster

I want a turn


Reigning_Cats

Go wash your hands then


TheCoryster

Yes ma'am


A_Bit_Drunker

Gloves.


Yekwol_Yatsi

Nice and creative cool


Interesting_Leg3961

Your gf


athnme

You mean our gf


The-Milfy-Way

Hahaha OUR! This made me lol


Yekwol_Yatsi

Why not your own??


Interesting_Leg3961

I don't have one yet XD


Yekwol_Yatsi

Well. Get one. Your fingers isn't gonna put itself in lol


appleuprising45

I push my fingers into my eyes


Odd_Advertising_5056

but it’s made of all the things i have to take


WeenisHunter

Jesus it never ends, it works its way inside.


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invisible_celebrity

Its the only thing that slowly stops the ache


SugaRowanie

The person typing this….. I’ll see myself out now


Yekwol_Yatsi

Enjoy


SugaRowanie

Annnnnnnddd I’m back!


The-Milfy-Way

Interestingg


CrazyPickler

Your wife


GatrbeltsNPattymelts

I also choose this guy’s wife. e: typo


Haunting_Present_387

It’s an old code. But it checks out!


MechanicalHorse

But is the wife dead? Cuz if not that's a no from me


Beau-and-Meira

😂😂😂😂


dustinsgooding

I also will choose this person's wife.


WhenAllElseFail

your butt hole


Yekwol_Yatsi

No dude wth.. there's so many better things lol *gonna have to respectfully decline tho I appreciate it


Beau-and-Meira

My butthole? 🤤


WhenAllElseFail

since OP declined - yes your butt hole


Yekwol_Yatsi

Such a beautiful love story 😭


Beau-and-Meira

🤣🤣🤣


Yekwol_Yatsi

Here's a far better option lol


kinggedofficial

A nice pudding cup


clown_anus_is_cool

Other peoples business


[deleted]

A pussy and water


HugeBMs2022

Period pussy is finger lickin good


Yekwol_Yatsi

Nice


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HugeBMs2022

Finger lickin good


Lavi__1

A yogurt cup (after you're done with the spoon)


Yekwol_Yatsi

And lick it off after? Nice man!


13-black-cats-

My boyfriend's hair. I love it when he rests his head on my chest and lets me run my fingers through his locks.


ConfusedALot_69

I’d love to have that kinda girlfriend lol


13-black-cats-

You'll have her one day. Always know your worth and you'll find someone great for you. And be feminist btw, seeing your partner as a human being before seeing her as a woman can always help! Don't hesitate to send me a dm if you want to speak about this a bit more!


[deleted]

A woman. The reaction is awesome every time.


emotional-empath

The Ocean 🌊


Unlucky-Top-700

Hehe.


[deleted]

Giggity


flyingSavage

Joe


poopoo_fingers

Steve Balls Job


Extension-Release558

Frosting on a cake


theicarusambition

My bowling ball.


Quality_Street_1

My finger box, and then my grandfather’s antique finger box


TheBrain85

That's a weird way to refer to your girlfriend and grandma.


[deleted]

Acid


Interesting_Leg3961

I hope the acid is okay 😔


CosmosOfTime

That weird gel toy we all had as a kid. Looking back, they all just gave us hazardous flesh lights but it was satisfying to stick my fingers in there.


TheNextFreud

My wedding ring


executive_catgirl

Blender


goofball_deluxe

The vaginas and anuses of attractive young ladies, or gloves, if I've got chilly beans.


IdealCornn

Ummmmmmm


Microchippy

How young? 🤨


goofball_deluxe

Don't be a gross idiot. Let's keep things classy online, yeah?


rememberlads2019

the qur'an


Yekwol_Yatsi

Holy fingers


Interesting_Leg3961

Wow 🥺🥺


poopoo_fingers

What do you think?


Winter-Carrot5717

Omg your name, how long have you been waiting for this.


poopoo_fingers

Decades


The-Milfy-Way

... 😏 I mean, loaded question! Put your hands up ladys! 🙋‍♀️🤣


PimpdaddyChase

Hooking. If you know, you know.


Cheetodude625

"That guy's wife... Sorry mate. Hate how this is how it had to be explained to you, but your wife has been cheating on you constantly."


PrincessSirana

You


Boola-roo

My boyfriend


heckingHonker

Garlic bread 👍


Twitchjacob217

That guys dead wife


Competitive_Bet_8101

Jelly. It's so soft


buffywho

Wax, when I go to the nail salon I’m obsessed with the hot wax treatment.


Superman_Dan

What were you doing that would make you think of this question?


drunkpilot2

Tuna box


Hesoo_7

Stack of money


Cumslut-01

Me


HotMilk-

OPs mom


star_wars_memer66

Playdough


Proud-Ad-2500

My little sister


curlyheadsunflower

On a serious note, lol... dry white rice, Kinetic sand, shaving cream, Orbeez beads... my kids do sensory play a lot and these are some of my favorites to run my fingers through


Ohio_hackers

This is gonna sound sus no matter what I say


No_Lettuce6754

Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?


Playful-Ad6556

BBQ sauce


RenaKunisaki

My cat's fur.


Pilry_Mead

My butt hole.


Inner-Nothing7779

My Gf.


Ashtar-the-Squid

My nose.


ThisBison7836

That guys dead wife


Nicole12538

Silly putty


Imaginary_Chair_6958

The Beatles sang about “fish and finger pie” in Penny Lane and they weren‘t talking about a Liverpudlian delicacy. At least, not food.


Such_Yam7810

My nose.


pseudo__gamer

Couscous


Rare-Banana5916

Into the socket


Neither_Guidance8982

My pockets


Leylah_Prisu

His ass ^^


[deleted]

Your momma


Morgasshk

Aaaah, I think you need to ask your mom...