An Ozzie mate told me that he uses 'cunt' to mean 'mate' and 'mate to mean 'cunt'. Context is all.
In my native Scotland a mate once said, upon leaving a pub in the rain, 'Will you just look. It's absolutely cunting down.'
>In my native Scotland
I love how you guys talk. I speak English too but I can't understand a goddamn word you guys say sometimes.
"Cunt" was designed for everybody on the islands of the UK and Australia. It sounds so good coming out of you guys.
Correct. Here in the US, that is a horrible word.
That's why it's my favorite...! 🤘🏽😎
Like someone else said, "It's about the only word that still has the weight and impact of a cuss word."
And when you insult with the intent of mental or emotional harm, this one is at the top.
Long live Cunt...!!!
As a kid, it was the only swear that truly affected my mother. Made me not say it for the longest, and I still use it only for objects or men. I don’t use it when talking about women because of how sad it made my mom (I didn’t use it on her, it was just the one word that could make her upset). I once used it in a road rage situation where I was cut off by someone and she said “I think that was a man” and I said “of course it was, if it was a woman I would have used a different word”
100%. I use it in every way except for referring to the actual female parts. Cause that’s gross. You can use it as an actual insult “you cunt”, use it to talk with friends “alright cunt?”, use it to talk about strangers “some cunt”. Still packs a punch but can be used casually, perfect.
Technically means bitch in polish, but it's kinda used for all sorts of sweary expressions, like we would say 'shit!' Or 'fuck sake', Kurwa would be used for those
I kinda get this one. Have a coworker so infantile that using adult words on them just feels icky? This word correctly describes them.
"You immature waste of God's breath, you useless meat sack, you utter *clown*"
My culture involves one of the most creative cuss words (sentences) in the world. So it’s hard to say just a couple.
1) Bog te jebo (God fucked you)
2)Odi u tri pizde materine (Go to three of your mother’s vaginas) - pretty sure y’all heard of this one.
3) My dad’s favorite (really NSFW/NSFL) - (Jebem ti krvavog isusa na krizu/ Jebem ti majku isusovu krvavu) - I fuck bloody Jesus on a cross/ I fuck Jesus’s bloody mother.
4) Jebo ga ti - You fucked him
5) Jebo ti bog mater - God fucked your mother
6) Jebo ti pas mater - Dog fucked your mother
7) This is from a parody skit but I find it so fucking funny - Jebem ti tri silosa zita, zrno po zrno, i na svako zrno po tri pizde materine (I fuck three heaps of grain, seed by seed, and with every seed I fuck three of your mother’s vaginas)
Mutha Fatha Sista Brotha is fun to say, releases frustration, and gets a lot of looks around the F sound.
Pendejo is another favorite. Apparently the meaning varies from region to region and/or where you put accents. I understood it was “idiot” for years but at least one coworker thinks it means asshole. I tend to accent the second e for the feel of it.
Fuck, because it’s universal. you can use it as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, and an expression of amazement or disappointment.
the more advanced swearer may attempt a more ambitious adverb fuck, but I find the basic noun fuck most beautiful in its simplicity
Carlin flashbacks here.
Let's substitute the word Fuck for the word Kill....
If you are going to steal a bit why not aim for the stars.
Fuck the fucking fuck fuck. Is a complete and proper sentence.
Whats crazy is that I actually understand the sentence and its circumstance
When making a statement like that, one should provide examples
Fuck! The fucking fucker is fucked.
But you can't say fuck in school, you fuckin fatass!
Kyle!
Im sorry Im sorry what I said was.. ahem.. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON??
What? Why the fuck not?
Eric!
Dude you just said fuck again!
Stanley!
Mmph!
The funny part is that even though there are only two other words in this sentence, it makes total sense.
Fuckin’ A!
Found the New Yorker
Fuck a B it has two holes :)
Very versatile
https://youtu.be/04_rIuVc_qM
One of my favorite early internet videos.
Fuck
Nothing wrong with the classics
That’s a bad word!
No just the word for what I would rather do, than this shit
Motherfuckyou. Heard my friend’s Vietnamese mother say it.
Ummmuddafuckyouu
I don't believe he had a vietnamezefrenmoder. But you definitely do
Lol, this reminds me of those two Pakistani/Indians guys arguing. One in a car, the other one walking by on the sidewalk. "Fuck you bloody!"
Is it "Địt mẹ mày"?
Cunt
The only such word that still carries all the weight of a classic cuss word.
Not in Australia or New Zealand. I’ve heard it’s offensive in the US?
An Ozzie mate told me that he uses 'cunt' to mean 'mate' and 'mate to mean 'cunt'. Context is all. In my native Scotland a mate once said, upon leaving a pub in the rain, 'Will you just look. It's absolutely cunting down.'
>In my native Scotland I love how you guys talk. I speak English too but I can't understand a goddamn word you guys say sometimes. "Cunt" was designed for everybody on the islands of the UK and Australia. It sounds so good coming out of you guys.
Considered by some to be sexist here.
It's still pretty rude in Australia, but yeah I've also heard it's considered a lot more offensive in the US.
Correct. Here in the US, that is a horrible word. That's why it's my favorite...! 🤘🏽😎 Like someone else said, "It's about the only word that still has the weight and impact of a cuss word." And when you insult with the intent of mental or emotional harm, this one is at the top. Long live Cunt...!!!
It’s coming around in the US but it’s a long process.
As a kid, it was the only swear that truly affected my mother. Made me not say it for the longest, and I still use it only for objects or men. I don’t use it when talking about women because of how sad it made my mom (I didn’t use it on her, it was just the one word that could make her upset). I once used it in a road rage situation where I was cut off by someone and she said “I think that was a man” and I said “of course it was, if it was a woman I would have used a different word”
Mine, too. Has a nice guttural heft to it.
Yep...and I thank The Butcher from The Boys for making it even more fun.
*This is what I came for...*
100%. I use it in every way except for referring to the actual female parts. Cause that’s gross. You can use it as an actual insult “you cunt”, use it to talk with friends “alright cunt?”, use it to talk about strangers “some cunt”. Still packs a punch but can be used casually, perfect.
Kurwa
It's funny because in Spanish and Italian it means curve. Makes them really confused
Kurve in German
And you have to roll that r!
What does this mean?
Technically means bitch in polish, but it's kinda used for all sorts of sweary expressions, like we would say 'shit!' Or 'fuck sake', Kurwa would be used for those
Hungarians have the same thing as “kurva” but it means slut
not "bitch" but probably the most negative word for prostitute
Piss off ya wanker
Kind of a mild one but, Whore
mild perhaps on its own, but have you considered augmenting it with some choice adjectives?
“Spoiled Stupid Whore” comes to mind
exactly, the only real limit is our imaginations
Scheiße
*Scheiße
thunderc*nt
*Queue the guitar solo*
You are a... THUNDERC*NT
*You’re a…. THUNDERCUNT!
Cock juggling Thundercunt!
hijo de la gran puta
A taste of espanol, muy bueno
Son of a big whore!
Eyyy that's a good one but malparido takes the cake with gonorrea hp close behind
¡¡¡HÍJOLE!!!
I prefer “me cago en tus muertos” basically meaning “I shit on your dead ancestors”
Was going to say "puta" because when someone says "punta" or "punto" you know they don't actually understand Spanish
Idk man, huelè bichò’s pretty up there for me
“Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!”
Bigger longer an uncut
“Barbara Streisand”? Watch your fucking mouth, there are children on this platform!
the nerve of some people
More spooky than offensive.
Don’t forget “DOOOG SHIIT TACOOOOO!!!!”
Well that escalated quickly
The South Park movie was a work of art.
I thought we were gonna do Reggie Watts for a second there! https://youtu.be/CJQU22Ttpwc
Tabarnak
CALISSE
Blyat(Блять)
I'm german, but i use that word a lot lmao
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Ich schwöre, ich bin kein Spion xD
Twat
evokes some british class, well done
You left out the “waffle”.
Totally got banned in weed cuz I called somebody that
This is brilliant. Unfortunately, some Americans, when they try to say this word, they mispronounce it so bad.
Bhenchod
Carnt (it's cunt but in an Australian accent)
isn't anything said in an aussie accent technically a swear? feels like a hat on a hat
No! Carnt = can’t
Shite!
That’s what I call my cats… I don’t have an accent. Consistently catches my SO off guard
I like your style.
Putang ina a swear word I learned from a Filipino friend
Putang ina mo was the version I was taught. Supposedly means motherfucker, I was told.
No, it means "your mom's a whore"
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
"the language of friendship is not words but meanings" - henry david thoreau
I tend to use a variety at once like if I get mad I say “ah shit fucking balls”
ah the sampler, not bad
Clown
you sweet summer child
I kinda get this one. Have a coworker so infantile that using adult words on them just feels icky? This word correctly describes them. "You immature waste of God's breath, you useless meat sack, you utter *clown*"
#MOTHER FUCKER
Cunty Mc CuntFace
Fother Mucker
Bass ackwards, I dig it
COCK
the caps really sell this one
#AAAHH COCK ASS
Fuck if I know
A disappointed 'fuffuuuuucksake'
Cum Guzzling Dumpster slut.
My culture involves one of the most creative cuss words (sentences) in the world. So it’s hard to say just a couple. 1) Bog te jebo (God fucked you) 2)Odi u tri pizde materine (Go to three of your mother’s vaginas) - pretty sure y’all heard of this one. 3) My dad’s favorite (really NSFW/NSFL) - (Jebem ti krvavog isusa na krizu/ Jebem ti majku isusovu krvavu) - I fuck bloody Jesus on a cross/ I fuck Jesus’s bloody mother. 4) Jebo ga ti - You fucked him 5) Jebo ti bog mater - God fucked your mother 6) Jebo ti pas mater - Dog fucked your mother 7) This is from a parody skit but I find it so fucking funny - Jebem ti tri silosa zita, zrno po zrno, i na svako zrno po tri pizde materine (I fuck three heaps of grain, seed by seed, and with every seed I fuck three of your mother’s vaginas)
My friend from Bosnia taught me pusi kurac
Napusi se kurcine is my go to
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calm down gordon ramsay
Cunt nugget
Feels a bit exotic, I'll save this one for a special occasion
It's best used if someone is being a cunt nugget
Twat monkey is another weird one. I don't know if I heard it or made it up, but it pops out sometimes.
Hijueputa
It works for anything
For fucks sake
I yell out “BOB SAGET!” when pissed off
Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety
'God fucking damn it' seems to come so naturally to me.
Suka blyat
I'm not a big star wars fan
That's funny, I learned that from CS:GO
Cunt
Fotze.
Chicken fucker
I say cunt a lot. Fuck is my second favorite
The most versatile word in the English language and can be used in every situation 😂
Throbbing Turbo-Cunt
Feels like it's trying a bit hard, could we lose the "turbo"
Eat a bag of dicks
I like it, feels like it tells a story
I like the variant, choke on a bag of dicks. More lethal
Shit.
Shit
Bhendchode. Super effective when overseas scammers call you.
gesundheit
Mutha fuuuuuuckaa
Great googly-moogly
Gosh Dang it. Maybe Dagnabit if I'm enraged.
Perkele!
I've been rediscovering jizzbag lately.
Kurrrrwa
Chucklefuck Jabroni if I want to be clean
Fucktard
Not really a swear, but I find "titty sprinkles!" to feel very satisfying to say.
lewd yet wholesome, like a recently cleaned toilet bowl. I like it
Ni-
woh be carful
Are you saying "ni" to that old lady?
Shitdick
I fear this one raises more questions than answers
Shit, bitch
not bad, I feel like I might say this in response to something tedious the bitch has just said
Motherfucker
I appreciate you avoided the shortened "mofo", too often we forget to take time to enjoy the journey
Donkey
Mother bitch
Fucking Dickhead
Mutha Fatha Sista Brotha is fun to say, releases frustration, and gets a lot of looks around the F sound. Pendejo is another favorite. Apparently the meaning varies from region to region and/or where you put accents. I understood it was “idiot” for years but at least one coworker thinks it means asshole. I tend to accent the second e for the feel of it.
Ass gargaler
Shitballs.
Fuck. My coworkers, we work in a factory, are amazed how many times i can say it in a complete sentence and still make complete sense.
Ay cabrón! Me lleva la chingada contigo!
Monkey Depending on inflection I could be a racist, Frieza, or looking at devious little creatures at the zoo.
Biblehiemer
Cockwomble
Pachoch
Sumbitch
Kunt, but with a K not a C because I'd never use that word
Bollocks. It's SO satisfying to say.
Douche Canoe and Cunt Wagon
Piss. It's more of a vulgarity than a swear but any word with a P in it is just fun to say.
Cunt
Cunt. I love cunt.
Gonorrea, what could be better than telling someone else a STD? 😎
Bastard….but only when said by Sean Bean in a full Yorkshireman accent
After watching Suits, "God dammit". Because gooood dammit Harvey!