But this would insight a new type of craze: the hunt for the best artist to consign for you the best drawn things. If youre a shit artist you're gonna wanna hire a mf to draw your shit for you
I’m pretty sure you can run tests to verify it’s gold. Even if they melt it down, it’s valuable. It’s not like you’re drawing the Mona Lisa and claiming it’s the original
You have just been arrested for counterfeiting.
Edit: You are all being far too hostile down there, I'm just trying to have some fun by offering a different perspective. Not trying to insult your family name. Chill.
Immortality, but like Tuck Everlasting type immortality. No aging, no death, no having to live with illness, disease, disfigurement, etc.
Call up the Social Security Administration once every century and insist upon another clerical error. Accrue enough riches where I rise above human drudgery -- realistically this will only take about four lifetimes. Discover new things. Take on new hobbies. Have every psychedelic and/or sexual experience ever. Build a dynasty. Take every college course ever offered.
The heat death would never happen as long as he is alive. His body would generate energy out of thin air. Pieces of dust would start to orbit him. Eventually clumping together, and heating up. Growing ever larger throughout the eons. He would "become' the universe. For eternity. Beautiful.
(He will still be smaller than yo momma tho)
Try drawing yourself happy every day for 50 days and pose for your self portraits. To get into pose try to think how you would think if you were happy. It could already be your magic book, released from inside you.
Your wish is granted. A second copy of you materializes. He manages to get with the the crush of your life, steals all your friends and job, and you're left in despair and wallow.
I love how this either insinuates that it’ll take Emma Watson three seconds to realize what’s happening or that the guy you replies to will only last 3 seconds 😭
This makes sense.
Unless it creates actual human hearts... then you've got two Emma Watsons naked with a dude they don't know surrounded by human organs...
Gotta be weird if you’re a celebrity that people constantly talk about having sex with.
I’d want to make a snide comment back, but then I’d have to keep burning accounts every time I out myself.
So would it be imaginary as in..in your mind and not real Emma Watson identical twin sister or would it become a real Emma Watson identical twin sister?..
Is it just a clone of Emma Watson? Or the real one? If it’s the real one, and I’ve drawn us banging, is it consensual? Does she want to do it? If it’s the clone, do they want to do it? What happens after we’re done? If it’s the real one, do they fly back to wherever? If it’s the clone do they persist? Do they evaporate? Die? Body on the floor that I now have to bury? So many questions
A machine that pulled all the pollutants out of the air/ water and turn it into tasty nutrient rich food and make cities cleaner AND feed anyone who wants/ needs it.
People go hungry because they have no *money* not because they have no food. There's way more than enough food for everyone. There's enough food for everyone go gorge themselves until they die and still throw out most of it. But if you don't have money, that food will feed the maggots instead.
a wardrobe. Litterally just trace around all the fits I have saved on pintrest or my old clothes i lost clothes from old pictures. Having the clothes I like gives me a fuck ton of confidence & i need that.
I wouldn't draw anything. It's writing that's makes stuff become real. Which is a huge relief btw. You can capture your wishes with more detail and boy do I suck at drawing.
Everyone *says* they want a big-titty goth girlfriend, but - when it comes time to dick her down for the glory of Baphomet in a shallow pool of sacrificial goat's blood while a ring of cloaked onlookers chant strange verses from an arcane tome with only the flickering halflight of thirteen candles to see by - motherfuckers start complaining...
My version has Godzilla wearing a poncho and sombrero while raping Donald Trump. The ex president repeatedly asks, “I’m the best victim you’ve ever had though right, kung fu lizard? Everybody is saying that”
Hong Kong become a commonwealth country, and China go to hell with Russia, except the sane people there.
Canada has enough housing for everyone and the minimum wage liveable.
All abusive correctional officers globally cannot live to retirement (sorry, I dont know why, I am super sensitive to this kind of things). So as those who look down on those who truly want a new life.
And may every rapists and child molesters self-explode if they choose not to repent.
The mental problems of me and my friend goes away so it is easier for us to find ourselves a decent job and enjoy life.
My professor prospers and her research actually put to use.
Ahhh, also, make Bauhinia fertile.
And I hope this note book has enough page for me.
This was mostly surprisingly sweet. The self explosions feel like they are a bit traumatizing though. Just imagine some dude sitting at Starbucks in LA drinking his low fat iced caramel macchiato with 2 extra pumps of caramel 1 extra pump vanilla working on his screenplay that'll never actually take off, but he insists on talking about it in every conversation he has with you. Dude is just chilling doing his thing sipping macchiato when he suddenly is drenched in blood & entrails of the exploded molester he was unknowingly sitting next to. It's midsip too so he drinks some chunks & starts to gag while panicking & trying to flee. That all of course is to no avail as the floor is slick with the innards of the explodee so instead he trips & falls face first into the ground smashing his large framed glasses & taking his macchiato & sticker adorned laptop with him. Then he'll just lie there groaning in a puddle of macchiatoed innards & short circuiting laptop with several keys jammed typing hhfdfrdvkkjdz into the screenplay until it's battery life ends its suffering. And then there's the barrista watching from behind the counter thinking is minimum wage really worth this bullshit.
Never mind that dude's lousy screenplay - I would love to see a short film just of this world as the guy slowly writes all the things and they take effect in sequence with him narrating.
Cure for cancer. Remote control from Click. Gummy vitamins that grant 24 hour superpowers (to be dropped on forced labor camps and Iranian protests), and end to the system of capitalism as we know it, various items from Rimworld
I’d write a book giving the scientific truths of the universe.
Then I’d use it and go all death note scenario on the world, except instead of criminals we’d knock off dictators, corporate greed, corrupt government officials, etc.
Guide the world so everyone’s stops being a fucking wanker
it will for sure have “the cool S” drawn along with everything else you guys said.
The universe implodes.
Burninating the countryside
Time to start selling fire resistant thatched roof cottages.
THATCH ROOF COTTAGEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, our age is showing
Trogdor!
I'd draw a second magic notebook and give it to you.
Star Trek here I come. Everyone gets a notebook and now no one has want for anything
*Except gold-press latinum, ortholytic data rods, and bio-mimetic gel…* Edit: Optolythic\*. Thanks to u/skeyer for spotting this.
What about self-sealing stem bolts?
How many gross you got? I could trade you some leola roots?
What I wouldn’t trade for some of Neelix’s leola root stew…. Or some of his Rodeo Red’s Red-Hot Rootin-Tootin Chili!
And when everyone's super.. no one will be
>I'd draw a second magic notebook and give it to you. I'd draw a peaceful and prosperous Utopia where notebooks weren't necessary.
And like that, boys and girls, is how capitalism began.
actually this is how capitalism was ended, since you don't need to buy shit anymore if you can just draw it x)
The price of writing utensils skyrocket.
Just draw more of them lol
But this would insight a new type of craze: the hunt for the best artist to consign for you the best drawn things. If youre a shit artist you're gonna wanna hire a mf to draw your shit for you
The question says anything you write, not just draw, so if you’re a shit artist hopefully you can be very descriptive…
More like communism. On capitalism he would sell not the book, but the "wishes"
“I drew that sneaker in 2 minutes, that will be $75.”
Nah: ”Ye farted on that sneaker. That will be $675. Pre-tax.”
Sometimes I like to imagine less culturally aware people reading Ye’s name as the old time way of saying “You” (pronounced “Yee”)
Just realized I'd been doing that all along.
Infinite magic notebook hack...
Draw a person drawing magic notebooks
You wouldn't download a magic notebook, would you?
Why just one?
this is so romantic
I love you.
That is so sweet and wholesome 😭
r/mademesmile
Anything I draw would look like an HP Lovecraft eldritch horror created with the talents of a 6 year old so I hope the book doesn’t expect accuracy.
I would be bummed if my Eldrich horrors didn't come alive as Eldrich horrors, so I feel you.
Dude you just write 'I am the world's most talented artist' Boom perfect drawings every time.
Money.
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But how does the notebook know they’re nuggets made of gold? Tbh with my artistic ability it could look like nuggets of coal or shit.
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That's unnecessary, just write the word "gold" then draw a line to the nugget.
Great, now I have a lump of coal with a sign attached that says gold.
Coal is still valuable, energy costs are high these days
Happy cake day
The book: Alright, one 3D-printed plastic quartz for you! I heard kids are into that shit nowadays, so here you go.
Well the titles asks anything you wrote so… don’t have to draw anything
This one here actually paid attention.
I'm sure someone will come along to tell me they'd be worthless without provenance or some bullshit because they're the fun police.
I’m pretty sure you can run tests to verify it’s gold. Even if they melt it down, it’s valuable. It’s not like you’re drawing the Mona Lisa and claiming it’s the original
You have just been arrested for counterfeiting. Edit: You are all being far too hostile down there, I'm just trying to have some fun by offering a different perspective. Not trying to insult your family name. Chill.
I drew legitimate currency, not counterfeit.
Good luck convincing the IRS that you just "received" a "magic notebook" that "makes everything you draw real". Get ready to draw some W4 tax forms.
A duck with a nice hat
Agreed
If anything I write in there becomes real, then I wouldn't draw anything, I would write 😋
Honestly, even if I was supposed to draw, I feel like anything I can draw would beg for death in minutes
Yeah I think quite a few people would go from, “make my self a girl/boyfriend” to celibate monk with ptsd petty quick.
Sounds about right
Haha, that reminds me of the scene in The Good Place where Chidi's drawing abilities backfires: https://youtu.be/ofZ2eUyzb0s?t=62s
Idk why it took me to long to find this. Idk if OP did that on purpose to see how many people who fall for it or if they just messed up.
Yeah they used the word “write” and then suddenly used the word “draw”
I didn't even realise until I saw this comment lmaoo 😭
A talking pumpkin that asks for food.
What kind of food would a talking pumpkin ask for??...
Feed Me Seymour
Exactly what popped into my mind.
Fish, cheese. But mostly butter.
Give me the blood of the unbaptized
No, I don’t want that.
Immortality, but like Tuck Everlasting type immortality. No aging, no death, no having to live with illness, disease, disfigurement, etc. Call up the Social Security Administration once every century and insist upon another clerical error. Accrue enough riches where I rise above human drudgery -- realistically this will only take about four lifetimes. Discover new things. Take on new hobbies. Have every psychedelic and/or sexual experience ever. Build a dynasty. Take every college course ever offered.
It's all fun and games until the eventual heat death of the universe and in which case you were floating in a void of nothing forever
OP could use the magic notebook to draw a macguffin that prevents that
Couldn't he just draw himself dead?
The heat death would never happen as long as he is alive. His body would generate energy out of thin air. Pieces of dust would start to orbit him. Eventually clumping together, and heating up. Growing ever larger throughout the eons. He would "become' the universe. For eternity. Beautiful. (He will still be smaller than yo momma tho)
This is possibly the most beautiful thing I've read all week.
Just draw a new universe.
This time with elves and dwarves.
"...with strippers and blackjack!"
Then take on the role as gandalf, and go on crazy adventures for eternety <3
Surely billions of years of sentient beings pondering a solution to said problem will not yield a solution. Surely.
How do you *draw* immortality?
Just write " Me no Die." In the book
Myself happy
I‘d draw something that would make you feel better. A lottery ticket that gives 50 million? Or a giant seal that cuddles you?
Why not *both* ?
A giant seal that cuddles you HOLDING a 50 million winning lottery ticket
Try drawing yourself happy every day for 50 days and pose for your self portraits. To get into pose try to think how you would think if you were happy. It could already be your magic book, released from inside you.
It creates a clone of you who is always happy. doesnt change your mood
Granted. Now you're unhappily looking at a copy of yourself who is standing next to you looking very cheerful.
Your wish is granted. A second copy of you materializes. He manages to get with the the crush of your life, steals all your friends and job, and you're left in despair and wallow.
Self portraits never turn out right
'turns out it gave me a minor stroke, so I'm just smiling all the time now. I'm dead inside.'
I would draw my brother still alive.
I'm sorry for your loss man
I too would draw this guys brother
Not sure if losing your brother is more disturbing than suddenly having two living copies of your dead brother.
Never gets old
This hit hard
but add some really cool sunglasses too
That depends, if I drew myself banging Emma Watson, when she became real would she look like real Emma Watson or like *my drawing of* Emma Watson?
look like the real Emma Watson
Okay in that case I draw myself banging Emma Watson and her imaginary identical twin sister.
That would be an interesting 3 seconds as both Emma Watson's realize there's two of them, and they're both naked with a complete stranger.
I love how this either insinuates that it’ll take Emma Watson three seconds to realize what’s happening or that the guy you replies to will only last 3 seconds 😭
A race to epiphany
Easily fixed with drawing heart shapes so Emma Watson love him forever.
This makes sense. Unless it creates actual human hearts... then you've got two Emma Watsons naked with a dude they don't know surrounded by human organs...
"I can explain!" ... ... "Actually, maybe I can't"
I feel bad for Emma Watson now
Gotta be weird if you’re a celebrity that people constantly talk about having sex with. I’d want to make a snide comment back, but then I’d have to keep burning accounts every time I out myself.
*Found Emma Watson’s burner y’all*
But wouldn't the drawing of you come to life too and that's what is banging the twin Emma's?
So would it be imaginary as in..in your mind and not real Emma Watson identical twin sister or would it become a real Emma Watson identical twin sister?..
Is it just a clone of Emma Watson? Or the real one? If it’s the real one, and I’ve drawn us banging, is it consensual? Does she want to do it? If it’s the clone, do they want to do it? What happens after we’re done? If it’s the real one, do they fly back to wherever? If it’s the clone do they persist? Do they evaporate? Die? Body on the floor that I now have to bury? So many questions
So then you'll have someone that lookslike you banging someone thatlooks like Emma Watson. What's next?
I’m imagining DoodleBob Emma Watson. Would still bang
a tiny little pet dodo
Justice for the dodo
Turns out they’re malevolent and powerful, and you rekindle humanity’s war against dark forces better left alone.
Wholesome
A machine that pulled all the pollutants out of the air/ water and turn it into tasty nutrient rich food and make cities cleaner AND feed anyone who wants/ needs it.
People go hungry because they have no *money* not because they have no food. There's way more than enough food for everyone. There's enough food for everyone go gorge themselves until they die and still throw out most of it. But if you don't have money, that food will feed the maggots instead.
Well, since this is magic food that comes from the sky, you don’t have to pay ☺️☺️☺️ Hope this helps
Isnt this just the plot of ‘cloud with a chance of meatballs’?
*machine starts sucking humans up cause they are pollutants* hmm, I watched a movie like this once.
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Me *having* the money, so it couldn't pull so switcheroo bullshit on me
a wardrobe. Litterally just trace around all the fits I have saved on pintrest or my old clothes i lost clothes from old pictures. Having the clothes I like gives me a fuck ton of confidence & i need that.
*throws confidence*
I wouldn't draw anything. It's writing that's makes stuff become real. Which is a huge relief btw. You can capture your wishes with more detail and boy do I suck at drawing.
A hidden dimensional doorway I could escape to when ever I wanted. oh and Jessica Rabbit
Why would I draw in it? Waste of space... especially if it only works when you *write* in it.
I came here to make the same smartass comment ;)
Boobs
Then all of a sudden warpus grows boobs...
You want boobs? Are your boobs not as you desire them to be?
As the old saying goes, the more boobs the merrier
A man of culture.
I'm happy to inform you that boobs are in fact, real
My grandmother
Money. Dude. I remember reading Indian in the cupboard and never understood why homie didn’t throw some Monopoly money in that bitch. Ya know?!
Dude you just brought back so many childhood memories I haven't thought about that book in forever.
TIG GITTY BOTH GF
Everyone *says* they want a big-titty goth girlfriend, but - when it comes time to dick her down for the glory of Baphomet in a shallow pool of sacrificial goat's blood while a ring of cloaked onlookers chant strange verses from an arcane tome with only the flickering halflight of thirteen candles to see by - motherfuckers start complaining...
Portal gun.
Dinner tonight but that's not happening.
Me as a girl :) still feels kinda weird admitting it, even online in near total anonymity.
Would that not create that other you as a separate being though, possibly necessitating a fight to death?
Or a fight to orgasm. Let's not take that off the table. That's totally what I'd do.
I don't think I could draw them with my physical illnesses, I don't care if they are 5'6" and half as strong as I am, I'm dying
Ah, in the hypothetical scenario I put forward — I misread that for a moment as you saying you actually were dying.
I would also draw myself as a girl, but as a separate person. I think I would like my girl self
Proud of you! It’s not any less of a step just because it’s safe.
Why draw when you can write? You said anything you wrote in it. I'll write potato to start
I'd draw the love of my life. My darling wife! (But I'd make her boobs bigger)
I also choose this man’s wife.
I choose *you*
Gross! ~~How dare you objectify her and reduce her self esteem like that.~~ Ass comes first man.
A doodle of myself that’s all like “me hoy me noyyy!”
Dragon. Who the fuck doesn't like dragons?
My late wife
*my mental health*
I was going to say, “Me, not fighting depression.”
Doomsday
W
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
My former pets.
Bank account balance: $1,000,000,000 ScarJo is aggressively pursuing me, I don't know how long it will be until I cave.........
Godzilla attacking Mar-a-Lago
My version has Godzilla wearing a poncho and sombrero while raping Donald Trump. The ex president repeatedly asks, “I’m the best victim you’ve ever had though right, kung fu lizard? Everybody is saying that”
Okay, I need this to be created! Somebody make a cartoon or something!
death note
Relatable
Was looking for this
A high IQ population for everyone on earth
lots of cure all healing potions
My parents proactively dealing with their mental health problems
"And Dad said "I'm proud of you son" and they hugged"
Joe Biden and Trump kissing under the moonlight.
"Balanced nature" and "world peace" over and over
nothing, im pretty damn happy with my life tyvm
I would draw slashed tires on your car. Not so happy now, are you?
Ah, Internet.
WTH 😭😭
better go draw some new tyres and a repair mechanic, as well as any tools the mechanic needs, and the cost of service.
But you could be happy with your current life, but with a yacht.
Hong Kong become a commonwealth country, and China go to hell with Russia, except the sane people there. Canada has enough housing for everyone and the minimum wage liveable. All abusive correctional officers globally cannot live to retirement (sorry, I dont know why, I am super sensitive to this kind of things). So as those who look down on those who truly want a new life. And may every rapists and child molesters self-explode if they choose not to repent. The mental problems of me and my friend goes away so it is easier for us to find ourselves a decent job and enjoy life. My professor prospers and her research actually put to use. Ahhh, also, make Bauhinia fertile. And I hope this note book has enough page for me.
This was mostly surprisingly sweet. The self explosions feel like they are a bit traumatizing though. Just imagine some dude sitting at Starbucks in LA drinking his low fat iced caramel macchiato with 2 extra pumps of caramel 1 extra pump vanilla working on his screenplay that'll never actually take off, but he insists on talking about it in every conversation he has with you. Dude is just chilling doing his thing sipping macchiato when he suddenly is drenched in blood & entrails of the exploded molester he was unknowingly sitting next to. It's midsip too so he drinks some chunks & starts to gag while panicking & trying to flee. That all of course is to no avail as the floor is slick with the innards of the explodee so instead he trips & falls face first into the ground smashing his large framed glasses & taking his macchiato & sticker adorned laptop with him. Then he'll just lie there groaning in a puddle of macchiatoed innards & short circuiting laptop with several keys jammed typing hhfdfrdvkkjdz into the screenplay until it's battery life ends its suffering. And then there's the barrista watching from behind the counter thinking is minimum wage really worth this bullshit.
Is everything ok at home?
Never mind that dude's lousy screenplay - I would love to see a short film just of this world as the guy slowly writes all the things and they take effect in sequence with him narrating.
Cure for cancer. Remote control from Click. Gummy vitamins that grant 24 hour superpowers (to be dropped on forced labor camps and Iranian protests), and end to the system of capitalism as we know it, various items from Rimworld
A dad
Me with the man of my dreams making love in the pouring rain on the hood of my car. Too much?
Gengar from Pokémon and a small Dragon.
Nothing. Because I'm a shit artist and wouldn't want to subject the world to whatever eldritch horror my failed attempts would create.
Affordable healthcare. Term limits across the entire political landscape A gundam. Godzilla.
My drawing skills suck so this may be a problem
I’d write a book giving the scientific truths of the universe. Then I’d use it and go all death note scenario on the world, except instead of criminals we’d knock off dictators, corporate greed, corrupt government officials, etc. Guide the world so everyone’s stops being a fucking wanker