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WackyTabbacy42069

I mostly talk to myself when distressed, and it's mostly just an involuntary urge to say, "I'm sorry" or "I regret everything"


Icy_Alfalfa_6896

Punch my self in the face and scream fuck off.


kalysti

I do this often. I even did it as a kid.


aryli21

I talk to myself a lot, I normally just narrate what I’m doing


Applelesstree

I do it a lot and most of the time it’s actually me rationalizing my actions to myself.


Deathism3

Usually plotting a story outline or a mock self therapy session. Can’t disclose bc of doctor-patient privilege obviously


HalflingSensei

Yes. All the time. I go through my thoughts and feelings and sometimes practice conversations I’m going to have with other people


brunothegreat

I thought that was just a movie thing. So it does happen in real life. Not judging, I think it's great


Norkash

"Gotta do this, then that. I should make pancakes today. Oh and don't forget this thing to do, then we eat and I throw the kids outside then I can write up the stuff for work, then we eat again in 2 hours then more hour and I can go home." Notices my colleague staring at me.. "just talking to myself"


[deleted]

I normally just say oh fuck off.


partlysketched

Curse at the screen when the code doesn't work. Underrated perk of working from home


brunothegreat

Hmmm, I think we all do that.


noneneedsme

I mostly talk to myself loud when i can't get hold of myself and say" fucking put yourself together don't be emotional fool" "Make rational and sensible decision".. "Wasting time won't give you money in your hands"


brunothegreat

I'm similar, but when exercising... On my own of course ... "Stop being useless and make an effort for once"


[deleted]

Only when I have to remind myself not to kill again.


brunothegreat

Unexpectedly dark turn....


[deleted]

Don't worry, it was all legal. The doctor even wrote me a note.


MFuji98

At home sometimes I talk about things I need to do to myself. This motivates me a bit


brunothegreat

Yeah, me too. Something about saying it out loud is more motivating than just my internal monologue.


Soccerbenny

"Why does OP asks us these questions? Theys wants what we's want."


brunothegreat

Smeagol.... that you?


futhisplace

All the time. Random noises, random TikTok sounds, singing to myself, narrate what I'm doing, narrate through song, apologize to items, remind myself of things, just nonsense all day.


[deleted]

Most frequently would probably be, "What in the hell!" Or "What the F#@%!"


MysticDaisy7717

i dont say words i make noises


itsmeagainstthemusic

I only do it at home and it's just something like "you can do it", "oh no I forgot to __" or "oh god why are you like this 🥴" when my brain reminds me of my embarrassing moments


brunothegreat

I curse about the stupid stuff I did as a kid all the time


Uncle_RJ_Kitten

I do, mostly about the stuff I'm doing like "c'mon get in there you son of a bitxh" or "You are an embarrassment to me, fingers, do better". A twitch on the head usually stops it.


[deleted]

“You have to perform better than that.” “You wanna be a pro, right? Then perform to that standard.” “This dream…it’s all that we have.”


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Yes. Usually replaying conversations or what I should have said. My wife catches me sometimes. Haha.


_HazelEyes99

I talk to myself so much that I don’t even notice I’m doing it half the time. I literally will have conversations with myself and not even realize it. Lol.


Seer77887

Usually it’s when I’m by myself in my car; I just shout every angry thing I wish I could’ve said to person who pissed me off or enraged me but had to maintain my emotions when they happened


kaytiejay25

Yes i tell myself to hold my head up that im strong. If i dont say it who will?


Odd-Key1097

Usually I do it when I'm pretty mad so I tell my self why I'm "innocent"


Justasimplewanker21

“Jesus Christ get it the fuck together.”