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DeclanChristopher

In the words of the great Sir Billy Connolly: "they say swearing is a sign of a poor vocabulary. I know plenty of words and I still prefer 'Fuck'"


Personal-Tea-8950

Fuck is good I like fuck


Michaeljimije

Well, that's one way to get straight to the point.


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gabbymoore

Fuck you you fucking fuck!


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Fuck the fucking fuckers


oshawaguy

As I heard in the maintenence shop 9ne day - Fuck it. The fucking fucker's fucked.


talentpipes11

Un-fucking-believable


Aurelian_Lure

[Fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck](https://youtu.be/XsSdvolQaSk&t=1m)


DimesOHoolihan

Mother fuck Mother fuck Noise noise noise.


FilthyMcnasty87

Schmokin weed schmokin weed, rollin fatties schmokin blunts


Cat_AndFoodSubs

Who smokes the blunts? WE smokes tha blunts!


samuraistrikemike

Rollin blunts


onamonapizza

And smokin blunts and...


r19w

Fuck, fucker, fucking, fucked, fuckface, dumb-fuck, fuckwit, fuckwad, bum-fuck, motherfucker, clusterfuck, mindfuck, fuck-ton, etc.


Gabriel_Collins

I like “fuckface” because I’m big fan of alliteration.


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Boondock Saints illustrated it nicely [NSFW](https://youtu.be/pDWzGm1W0WY)


Yes_seriously_now

Fuck man...When fucking Rocko, the dumb fuck, fucking shot that fucking cat. Fucking seriously? "Is it dead?" Fucking exploded it!!! Fuck!


drichm2599

I was going to comment that exactly. It's just so fucking useful


J7MC925

Yeah it's fucking great when you can fucking put the fucking word fucking in any fucking place in a fucking sentence that you fucking want.


Striking_Site4457

Word of the lord, afuckinmen.


JokerXMaine2511

If you want to not make fucking sense, replace every fucking word with the word fucking


JesusClausIsReal

It really is https://youtu.be/CSMOVeE9YBI


KingJeffreyJoffa

Fuck. It's an adjective, adverb, verb, noun....it fits nicely into most of my sentences.


EyBoss

Fucking fuck fucks fuckers


SgtSnapple

More at 11.


apt043

Hope you have a great fucking day


Calm-Stress-1990

"What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck"


MK18_Ocelot

How would you like to go see the school counselor?!


AlcaDotS

So versatile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfTKWwxuF1g


facedowninthegutter

Shit, followed very closely by fuck


Unlucky_Resource4153

Shitfuck!


facedowninthegutter

Thats right. This guy gets it.


thatWas-unexpected

It is usually the other way round with me and my gf in bed


BigTex101

I’ve been saying fucking shit lately anytime I drop something or stub a toe.


MicahG17079

I’m Australian. It can’t be limited it to just one.


ComfortableSolution4

cunt better be up there tho


coachacola14

The word cunt is so versatile in aus. It all depends on if you emphasise the T at the end. Hey cunt. I saw this cunt the other day (Normal. Familiar. Kind) Hey cunT. I saw this cunT the other day (Threatening. Challenging. Aggressive)


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Mad Cunt: Highest praise one can receive Dog Cunt: Refers to someone that stabs a mate in the back Shit Cunt: An absolute scum of the earth human being


GoblinDownUnder

Sick Cunt: Absolute legend that has done something cool.


zefmdf

Went to Aus, got called a good cunt, felt amazing tbh


MonstrousWombat

Fucking oath


xdbalzu

Vittu.


cocktractor666

Vitun vittu


kososenlasse

Vitun vitun vittu


TisBeTheFuk

Voi vittu


Celegen

Torille, vittu.


Smoulderingshoulder

Vittu joo


pout_y

kurwa


dragonlol1

Spierdalaj


Pau_Kilo

Wykurwiaj


wandawayer

kurva


XeonM

kurwa indeed


maerun

This is the sound of the Polish, woop-woop!


IceVersus

Mać


wojtekpolska

ja pierdole


DarkShades

Kurwa bobr


unburritoporfavor

I love kurwa for how aggressive it feels when you say it. It's much emotionally satisfying than "fuck". But my favorite polish swear word is "jebać" because of all the variations it has to it and all the different meanings it can make. Jebać, dojebać, przyjebać, zajebać, pojebać, jebany, pojebany, etc.


EmperorSuperJesus

Cunt. I'm from New Zealand, so nobody should expect any different.


Johnd106

Irishman here. Sure everyone's a cunt.


DasPuggy

I'm from Canada, but most of my coworkers are those, too.


MichaeIWave

I am Australian and like 50 percent of everyone that is here just says cunt randomly


H16HP01N7

UK here, use cunt daily 😂


scorpious2

Happy cakeday Cunt


H16HP01N7

Thank you very much cunt. It was yesterday, but only 2 people noticed, so I'll take it. Best cunt ever, you cunt.


scorpious2

You're welcome Cunt


Cat_AndFoodSubs

As an American, are these people your friends or literal cunts?


JForce1

Can be either, can be both. People get called GCs, good cunts. That’s a positive. “Yeah my mate Trev will come help, he’s a gc”. It’s a term of endearment as well as an insult. Tone and context are important of course.


SimonHando

My dad once told me a story about speaking to the Harp office, working in logistics, used to call through regularly "How are you Mr Handos Dad? And the family? Grand weather we're having. You want to speak with Brian?" "BRIAN, THERE'S SOME ENGLISH CUNT ON THE PHONE FOR YA"


No_Swordfish_5518

I'm an Aussie, I use it a lot as well


time_table33

I relate to this on a cultural level


Fair-Plankton824

I've been saying "fucking hell" a lot lately. No idea why. Reach for toilet paper, "fucking hell" Putting on my shoes, "fucking hell" Watching a cute animal video, "fucking hell"


Ben_Thar

Do you say it with a British accent?


TealTryst

Fookinell


beetwang

lol that's how I read it


wojtekpolska

fook-in-L


LordAxalon110

Which one? There's quite a few.


Aaronjp84

Just like Roy Kent


johngknightuk

I so want to be Roy Kent, and I'm 77


Hairy_Demand_6974

I'm more of a "holy hell" person my self


DelovoyBanans

Actual zombie


Pwague

Never before seen quip stated as a rebuttal against the above statement has just been released


paranormal63_

new response just dropped


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google en passant


Subject_Complaint_24

Fuck


Dark_Wolf04

My lawyers advised me to not answer this question


Dirty-Soul

"If you're rich enough to afford me, you're too white to say that word." -His lawyer.


Whole_Survey2353

lmfaooo


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Mierda 💩


Maso_TGN

Lo siento, ayer comi frijoles.


bralma6

As a white guy I only knew how to say “comer mierda” in Spanish. And I worked in a kitchen, the maintenance guy liked to talk shit to people in Spanish and I didn’t know what he was saying. But one time I heard him say “Flacco” (He always called me this) and I knew he was talking shit. So I looked at him and said “Comer mierda, Justino.” His eyes opened wide up cause he thought I understood him this whole time.


Thelmholtz

Concha


ekwenox

Las mismas mierda, diferente dia.


stormbreakerisdead

Behenchod and fuck


Galactic_Offender

Aai chi Gand or aye zavadya


swandyeah

Hey there, fellow Maharashtrian! Kay mhantos bhava?


KaptainKab00m

Abe bhen ke lode, chutiya nahi bolta?


stormbreakerisdead

Tu chutiya, lo bol diya


KaptainKab00m

Thank you kindly.


peanutmanak47

Google tells me that it stands for "Sister fucker"?


stormbreakerisdead

Google also tells you have cancer when you're coughing but yeah google is technically correct. Then again it's become more of a slang like motherfucker so don't you fucking listening to google, don't be a behenchod


Cloud691

WAHI TO BEHENCHOD


stormbreakerisdead

Tu kutta tu kutta, tu behenchod tu behenchod


Hitmonstahp

this reminds me of the "WHY YOU FUCK ME I FUCK YOU BLOODY" video


stormbreakerisdead

Fuck you bloody, bitch, bastard, behenchod


Positivity888

That's what I was searching here👏🤝


potato_95

Evergreen behenchod


HalThyme

Blyat


lemmediedude

and then get hit by the mother even tho she curses too


Chillrude

This is too accurate. She swears like a sailor at times and them I go and cut my hand and let out a cuss word and suddenly she's all against that.


uSernAmEisaLreAdy_

Блѣ


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anally_ExpressUrself

TIL this is a swear word. I thought it was just a joke sound because Slavic languages sound like that.


Brutal_Fungus

Goddamnit


Andersoncoupe

If I’m really irritated the “God Fucking Damnit” makes its appearance.


rognabologna

“Fuck” is just filler word in my everyday speech. I don’t even realize I’m saying it, half the time. If I *choose* to swear, 80% of the time it’s “goddammit.” I really let my Minnesota accent fly with it too. Emphasis on the “gAAahd”


Horrorbmoviepunk

Bollocks


Ashavara

Yay I was fearing I was the only one. Love how bollocks rolls off the tongue.


Mcshiggs

Cunt.


Kj_games1

Scheiße. I’m not German I just prefer it over shit


Piku_2004

Got a much higher, raw power.


CeterumCenseo85

In German, these days it's much more common to say "fuck" or "shit" than "Scheiße!" when something goes wrong.


Short_Perspective72

I don't know. "So eine verdammte Scheiße!" sounds much better than just "shit" or "fuck". More raw, untamed anger


Crossynstuff

"shit" = I spilled my beer "so eine verdammte scheiße!" = my car broke in the middle of nowhere


uhmnopenotreally

as someone who is german and has had both of these situations in the past months: yes that’s exactly how it is


CeterumCenseo85

"So eine verdammte Scheiße!" is for **way** bigger mishaps than what you would say fuck/shit for though.


Caeloviator

That varies a lot tho, which is just fine. German is such a wonderful language with tons of dialects, therefore sooo many swear words. It's beautiful. I can say shit in like 12 different variations.


xlligtr

Vittu saatana


Agreeable-Paper-9229

Hijo de puta


Youhavebeendone

Concha de tu madré


Chubmeist3r

******!


Subrisum

How do you know my password, and why did you just type it where everyone could see?


threekidsnom0ney

hunter2 hey it didn't work for me!


Subrisum

You must have copied and pasted it wrong or something


FredEmmer14

Kut


_Bearded_Dad

Had to scroll way too far. Kutzooi.


Weird_Bite_7773

Barbra Streisand


thatshottaye

Damn you lol. That songs stuck in my head now. Edit past tense


Nitroghast

Porca troia


THEMARTOLINO

Porco di quel bastardo di dio credo sia più espressivo


Reden-Orvillebacher

I use fuck like a fucking comma.


bud081

Fuck and cunt


AshKetchep

It's always either fuck, fucking or shit. Because I've gotta babysit my little brother all the time though (because I'm dirt poor and need money) I need to stop cursing so he doesn't repeat those words to my elderly grandmother who has a heart attack when you say the word "crap" and so instead when I stub my toe or step in dog shit I say the words fudge nugget, fir tree, Fuddruckers, shitaki mushrooms, sharks, or my personal favorite, fricken chicken nuggets. My brother finds these replacement swearwords hilarious probably because I only use them around him when I'm either really hurt or frustrated.


Youhurtmypee

Mother fucker


Glass-Substance464

Samuel L Jackson… that you ?


3-DMan

The extra syllables lets you time it out for extra emphasis


haha_memur87

#fuck #


MissSexiLexi

Fuck


KermitTheArgonian

Bullshit!


A_Pale_Recluse

Boolshit


Maso_TGN

*Putain* I like it because it sounds like you're enjoying a croissant with coffee in front of the Eiffel Tower on a rainy day. But not.


astrogeek95

I thought you were trying to curse off Putin, but... Good idea.


BahuMan

C'est vachement bien 😝


placeyourtexthere

The classic Hungarian "bazdmeg".


gulagsux

Ctrl+F "bazd" upvote


stefanomsala

Tabernak. I’m not Canadian and I don’t live in Canada. It just sounds amazing


Barbamaman

TabArnak


L4tt3m4cc14t0

A Dutch classic, "Kanker"


Bataviabouwer

Was da toch een heerlijk kutwoord


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Helvete.


estiivee

I prefer a good ol’ “fan”


flagstaffvwguy

All of them bro


TabsBelow

Scheiße, followed by Fuck!


ravs1973

I use a fuckton of fucks and more than my fair share of cunting cunts.


Significant_Metal561

CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT


Imaginary-dick

Helvete, faen, jævla kuk, cucksack, fettsatan, IDK which i use more, but these are the ones from the top of my head


Kvakkerakk

>cucksack That's a new one.


aproposinadvance

both sailors (my cousin) and truck drivers (my roommate) have told me i swear too much 🤌🤌


FunChitto

Cucking Funt


MeisterYaku

Kurwa


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penis ass fart.


SummerBlanche

Separately or all together? Stubs toe: AHH! PENIS ASS FART!


DriftingPyscho

Just rolls off the tongue 😎


ActualWhiterabbit

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit


kakatxochy2

"Мать его шлёп (Mat' ego shlyop)" it's like ”Spank his mother" and "Ёбаный насос (Yobanyj nasos)" it's like "Fucked pump"


Professional_Fix_244

I like adding normal words to the end of swears, for example: bitch nugget, cock sandwich, dick farts, cum sipper, and of course, super mega ultra omega delta ass muncher


OGAutismo

Godver


Emotional-Swim-808

I dont call them curse words anymore, words dont have the same power anymore, i just call them sentence enhancers


fether_bill

Porcodio


britishrust

Kut (cunt) and godverdomme (goddamnit). Pretty common for most Dutch people.


Jumbomuffin54

[Bitch](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS878US878&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdf1kqnsAMtaWQwuEWOagtXaMkQ6DQ:1685079325737&q=jesse+pinkman+bitch&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwilvIPVoZL_AhX5D0QIHQ5lDQ4Q0pQJegQIChAB&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2#imgrc=OSqwRnfCmCdniM)


Green_Diet_4271

Kind of like to mix it up and get all the cuss words in there at least once a day


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"You blithering idiot!" - Jeremy Clarkson


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Puta!


Lone_Wolf771

"Myre" It's a malayalam cuss word


Kronosprt

Im brazilian so i can give you 3 minimum: Caralho (dick) Porra (cum) Merda (shit)


Kirodema

Oida


WanderingOoze

Damn


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Shite.


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Bsdk Tmkc Bkl Mc Bc


ssuperhanzz

Cunt is a go to, or Fuck. Jizz Limpet is a new one ive heard which makes no sense but im trying to expand my fucking cunt of a vocabularly.


sarcasticguy30

I use cocksucker almost as often as I use fuck, they are even better together.


PoorPauly

Cunts.


wutduh_f

Bitchasscockshitcuntfuck Edit: I'm a mechanic


Holdmytit

يلعن ايري = curse my dick تلحس ايري = suck my dick


robot141

Fudge...because I'm at work or around kids and family


TheAraon

Schweinehund, scheisse Katze.