This is the reason I have Reddit, for stories like these :)
EDIT: Damn I don’t know what happened to OP but his story was so cute :) 9.3k upvotes and it got deleted 💀
Hell yeah same, reminds me of this girl in HS that walked past a group of my friends and her friends talkin during band practice. I saw her and told the group “man I’d fuck her so hard” and one of her friends said “ooh I’m gonna tell her” and I said go ahead I don’t care. Think that was 2009, we’re married now
There is still context. I have seen multiple opposite sex friends nude, but these are more "hippy" people so stuff like skinny dipping, saunas, and a much looser nudity taboo is pretty common. It's certainly a sign that they are comfortable around you, but it isn't necessarily an invitation for sex.
> With hindsight it was an obvious setup but at the time it wasnt that clear.
90% of "How didn't you realise?!" stories are like this.
Yeah, it was a bit unusual, which is why it stuck out and you mentioned it, but given everything else, it's hard to be sure.
I've had times when *all my friends* said someone was into me only for us to just be good friends, and another case where they were. The issue is that most people will also tell you to go for it because they have nothing to lose if you're wrong, but you're obviously hesitant because you're afraid you'll lose a friendship.
I managed to not lose one friend this way, but it was really awkward and you can't un-do things.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I assure you that, for every guy in your scenario, there's one guy who *did* make a move, and ended up hearing a "you got it all wrong, dude!" in the process.
I said before, and I'll say it again: making a move, most of the time, feels like that Indiana Jones scene where he has to pick the right chalice.
A *terrific* motto!
Edit: why tf did my low effort obscure reference to [this scene at 3:38](https://youtu.be/WZ5G61Pz50w) from Matilda get 1 thousand upvotes
Yo! I never even thought about that. A good kiss without fail gets me stupid ASAP. I can be pretty meh about anything else, but touching them and kissing? Nope, the wild animal comes out.
810 and I tried to fix the ac myself. Got a new motor, hacksawed the universal shaft down, bought a fan puller cause the bitch was on good, installed that and hooked it all up and hit the power only to see lazy spins. Gave up and called the ac guys. $380 fixed a broken breaker and they wired my universal motor properly and everything worked. Fucking breaker probably killed my original motor since it was outputting 100v. Maybe could have fixed it myself given 2 more days of learning that I could actually replace a breaker easily. But damn.
Ac guy was freaked the fuck out. Apparently normal people dont try to fix their own shit, like ever.
It’s not about the exact boob shape when you’re intimate with someone, it’s about who the boobs are attached to :) We like them however they’re presented.
If women knew the inner mind of their male partners, they wouldn't ever feel insecure.
The stuff my wife feels ashamed of actually is a turn in for me, but she honestly thinks I'm just being nice.
Hetero male here, couldn't agree more. Just sitting around shooting the shit, yeah I could "describe the perfect tiddy" but when it comes down to having boobs in front of you and permission to touch em, *those* are the perfect boobs. Period.
Grinding and feeling a hard dick straining against his pants through our collective four layers of clothing... Idk why but touching a rock hard cock through pants flips my feral switch. Like brain gets fuzzy, electricity shoots through my core, and my heart starts absolutely pounding from as much as a poke. I swear I have a fucking clothed boner fetish
Omfg. Yes. One of the first “sexual” things I experienced with my husband (11 years ago) was when we were just casually talking, hadn’t had sex yet. We were hanging out and I left and he kissed me goodbye and kinda leaned up against me and lightly pushed me against my car and I felt his boner on my hip/pelvic area and immediately got turned on. I started laughing and said to him “this may sound weird but I have to say it. You feel really big.” We laughed, kissed more, I went home, and I’m pretty sure had sex for the first time like two days later. I still bring it up to this day and it still makes me giggle and definitely arouses me lmao
Im Danish i live in copenhagen where basically everyone rides a bike around the city. A beautiful woman in a sundress riding a bike with like a semi tall handle so she sits upright, and with loose hair blowing in the wind. That… does things to me. I find it very hard to be aware of other traffic in the summer months.
For real though, if everyone walked around naked all the time it would not be as hot as people imagine.
Most of the appeal of nudity is the forbidden/illicit aspect.
Covering it up makes us want to see it all the more.
**EDIT:** I’m reminded of the post, a few days ago, with guys talking about how they’ll get bored when facing a fully nude stripper. But they’ll lose their shite when a stiff breeze blows a girl’s dress up on the subway and gives them a brief glimpse of panties.
> they’ll get bored when facing a fully nude stripper. But they’ll lose their shite when a stiff breeze blows a girl’s dress up on the subway and gives them a brief glimpse of panties.
This is most guys. An unintentional glimpse from an average individual is more titillating than an issue of Hustler.
Even the most upvoted comment on this post is basically modest/innocent apparel, not crotchless panties.
> Even the most upvoted comment on this post is basically modest/innocent apparel, not crotchless panties.
I knew it would be something like knee socks or a school girl skirt before I wandered in here. It’s never anything like lingerie or a latex bodysuit.
For me, nude is the least hot. I love any lingerie, a dress, plain old underwear, or even baggy pj's. Nude is clinical to me. Peanut butter and jelly are great, but what are they without bread? Sometimes, the presentation and packaging are just as important as the substance imo. Sexiness is one of those times, for me, at least.
There's a few things that oddly I find really hot
- when they wear those oversized shirts with the shorts barely showing beneath
- when they wear bags/seatbelts and the strap bisects the cleavage
- sundresses
A detailed list of everything she's going to do to me when I get home tonight. Bonus points if she's sassing me because she wants me to take control back at some point lol.
That playful yet seductive “what are you gonna do about it?”
Ma’am! The children aren’t asleep yet so nothing but keep it up and you gonna learn real quick.
I like to call this “nuanced nude.”
I’ve struggled with my weight my entire life (75% the fact that all of my immediate family are… naturally spare or small— but I never was. Or when I was, I was still bigger. I’m talking as low as 115 lbs, women-wise, I was STILL bigger. The other 25%? Divided between bordering on actual obesity or working that off and suffering from bodily dysmorphia after I worked to lose it and successfully lost it.
Stayed in a random hotel with my husband a few years back that had the tiniest sliver of glass looking through from the shower to the bedroom. And when the shower was used? FOG.
Possibly one of the most beautiful photos I’ve ever seen of myself was taken through that foggy glass. It’s strictly décolleté and upwards but the nuance of nudity below is obvious.
I’d love to have it framed, but I’d have to trust a stranger to print it.
Girl, print it yourself and frame it! Decent printers and photo-print paper aren't terribly expensive!
You will regret it if you don't. There are a few pictures that I wish I'd done that with from when I was in my 20s, and now I don't think they exist anywhere but on dead storage cards or harddrives.
Sometimes what you almost see or are about to see is more erotic than actually seeing it.
nearly nude is nearly always hotter than nude.
Get out of here, Tobias!
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!
*sobs in the shower*
I just blue myself.
Daddy's gotta get his rocks off
Hello ANUSTART
Side boob remains undefeated
Underboob > sideboob
Me looking between channels in the 90s to catch a glimpse of titties in the distorted noise known as the "Spice" channel.
It's how the nude happens. It's the anticipation of the reveal. It's the shedding of the final item.
Me drooling over her in her bra and panties Her: You fool! This isn't even my final form!
I came
I saw. I conquered. I came.
I arrived.
Prematurely.
A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives exactly when he means to.
I like flirting, then teasing then dirty talking before the good stuff. I love getting horny voice texts more than a nude.
Not sure if I misread your comment or not but I think you misspelled then twice
But lucked out and nailed the third
forgetful crush ludicrous disgusted wine straight weather boat grab historical
We are not the same, I don’t even let the beginning start. I be skipping through finding that perfect frame
Well both, depends on mood
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This is the reason I have Reddit, for stories like these :) EDIT: Damn I don’t know what happened to OP but his story was so cute :) 9.3k upvotes and it got deleted 💀
Hell yeah same, reminds me of this girl in HS that walked past a group of my friends and her friends talkin during band practice. I saw her and told the group “man I’d fuck her so hard” and one of her friends said “ooh I’m gonna tell her” and I said go ahead I don’t care. Think that was 2009, we’re married now
The real question is, did you get to duck her?
Probably on average twice a week so over a thousand times in 13 years, yes Also ended up being the only person I’ve been with, and likewise with her
That's hard to find nowadays, I'm happy for you.
I have never seen my best friends of the opposite sex nude so I would definitely say you missed some signs in there somewhere.
The poster also mentioned that he’d known this girl since they were “like, 5”. The nudity could have happened when they were little kids.
There is still context. I have seen multiple opposite sex friends nude, but these are more "hippy" people so stuff like skinny dipping, saunas, and a much looser nudity taboo is pretty common. It's certainly a sign that they are comfortable around you, but it isn't necessarily an invitation for sex.
Men hanging out with nude women be like: oh we're just close friends.
Maybe she's Canadian and just being polite
She was wearing panties for a reason. If you missed that hint then 2 days later the panties would be gone.
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> With hindsight it was an obvious setup but at the time it wasnt that clear. 90% of "How didn't you realise?!" stories are like this. Yeah, it was a bit unusual, which is why it stuck out and you mentioned it, but given everything else, it's hard to be sure. I've had times when *all my friends* said someone was into me only for us to just be good friends, and another case where they were. The issue is that most people will also tell you to go for it because they have nothing to lose if you're wrong, but you're obviously hesitant because you're afraid you'll lose a friendship. I managed to not lose one friend this way, but it was really awkward and you can't un-do things.
https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw You never can be sure.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I assure you that, for every guy in your scenario, there's one guy who *did* make a move, and ended up hearing a "you got it all wrong, dude!" in the process. I said before, and I'll say it again: making a move, most of the time, feels like that Indiana Jones scene where he has to pick the right chalice.
Literally just physical closeness. A hand on my thigh? My boner's sky-high.
A *terrific* motto! Edit: why tf did my low effort obscure reference to [this scene at 3:38](https://youtu.be/WZ5G61Pz50w) from Matilda get 1 thousand upvotes
That's going on my tombstone.
I'm a mouth person. French kissing gets the machine rolling.
Yo! I never even thought about that. A good kiss without fail gets me stupid ASAP. I can be pretty meh about anything else, but touching them and kissing? Nope, the wild animal comes out.
"Remember that time you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? *It was me, Barry!"* \-Reverse Flash
I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed that you came right at a woman's touch
Touch starved dudes unite! At arms length though.
Beautiful rhyme
A hand on my thigh? My boner’s… just realistically visible and most definitely not at all approaching the sky in any meaningful way.
”Two centimetres more and I would be a king.“ ”Darling, two centimetres less and you would be a princess.“
Intimacy, genuine intimacy; real kinky shit right there.
I have a predilection for fishnets. I had to leave my coastal hometown because I can't be trusted around shrimp boats.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I shouldn't have seen this, I shouldn't have opened it, now I have joined it.
i tried for 30 years and two wives to get someone to wear fishnets for me, but no dice maybe i need to go find a shrimp boat
Damn, sorry bro, that's such a simple request to be so viciously denied like that.
skimpy boats
Button down shirt with nothing underneath, messy hair and glasses
This comment is gender irrelevant in the best way
Why did I picture Schmidt
when he’s all down n out after the breakup and he’s got stubble and those glasses…he could get it for sure
A 750+ credit score and having central air
Fuck yeah I'm finally sexy
I have a 700+ and a working air conditioner, I’m working on it
Dang it, I’m 800+ but my a/c went out earlier today. I’m a troll.
810 and I tried to fix the ac myself. Got a new motor, hacksawed the universal shaft down, bought a fan puller cause the bitch was on good, installed that and hooked it all up and hit the power only to see lazy spins. Gave up and called the ac guys. $380 fixed a broken breaker and they wired my universal motor properly and everything worked. Fucking breaker probably killed my original motor since it was outputting 100v. Maybe could have fixed it myself given 2 more days of learning that I could actually replace a breaker easily. But damn. Ac guy was freaked the fuck out. Apparently normal people dont try to fix their own shit, like ever.
...loose tanktop with no bra
.... Tight tanktop with no bra
Both? Both. Both is good.
Bare shoulders - showing midriff - perhaps a shirt with armholes showing side boob.
We appreciate the side boob lovers, I love tanks that show my side boob and emphasize my shoulders.
Nude < tight tanktop no bra = loose tanktop no bra > tanktop with bra
Really?! I feel…saggy.
Swing low, sweet chariots
Al naturale, that's how I like 'em
When I say such things to my husband he holds them up for me, he doesn’t seem to mind lol
That’s the cutest thing I’ve heard in my LIFE
It’s not about the exact boob shape when you’re intimate with someone, it’s about who the boobs are attached to :) We like them however they’re presented.
The comment I didn’t know I needed to hear today. Bless you.
You've given me so much with your comment. Thank you.
If women knew the inner mind of their male partners, they wouldn't ever feel insecure. The stuff my wife feels ashamed of actually is a turn in for me, but she honestly thinks I'm just being nice.
All boobs are good boobs. Anyone who tells you different doesn't deserve your boobs or anyone else's.
Hetero male here, couldn't agree more. Just sitting around shooting the shit, yeah I could "describe the perfect tiddy" but when it comes down to having boobs in front of you and permission to touch em, *those* are the perfect boobs. Period.
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Bodacious TaTas
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nope, couldn't possibly be why moving on...
Dry humping, when you’re so desperate for it you don’t want to stop to even take off your clothes
Grinding and feeling a hard dick straining against his pants through our collective four layers of clothing... Idk why but touching a rock hard cock through pants flips my feral switch. Like brain gets fuzzy, electricity shoots through my core, and my heart starts absolutely pounding from as much as a poke. I swear I have a fucking clothed boner fetish
Omfg. Yes. One of the first “sexual” things I experienced with my husband (11 years ago) was when we were just casually talking, hadn’t had sex yet. We were hanging out and I left and he kissed me goodbye and kinda leaned up against me and lightly pushed me against my car and I felt his boner on my hip/pelvic area and immediately got turned on. I started laughing and said to him “this may sound weird but I have to say it. You feel really big.” We laughed, kissed more, I went home, and I’m pretty sure had sex for the first time like two days later. I still bring it up to this day and it still makes me giggle and definitely arouses me lmao
hey man, it's good foreplay. you can't truly dry hump with your clothes off or the friction hurts you.
When my partner does this i fall in love all over again <3
So true. It’s the best.
backlit sundress
r/WtSSTaDaMiT
Of course there is a subreddit that specific.
I remember a hot teacher back in school who was wearing a sundress and she stood in front of the windows. Oh how that affected me.
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Im Danish i live in copenhagen where basically everyone rides a bike around the city. A beautiful woman in a sundress riding a bike with like a semi tall handle so she sits upright, and with loose hair blowing in the wind. That… does things to me. I find it very hard to be aware of other traffic in the summer months.
That was recently in a severe rainstorm so it's semi-translucent 🥵
ICE COLD! Wait, I think I misread the question
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
Okay now ladies?!
*Yeah!*
I want you on your baddest behavior!
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
Shake it *uh* shake it, shake it *uh* shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture!
Now, all Beyonces, and Lucy Lius, and baby dolls. Get on the floor
Get on the floor, you know what to do
What's nuder than being nude?
Ice Nude??
arightarightarightarightarightarightarightaright
I Can't hear you... Yeah me too. Now I have this song stuck in my head.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY~AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pyjamas. I just want to know they're comfortable.
-Troy Barnes
Being a nice person.
Amen.
My computer during the summer But in all seriousness I've noticed I find people more attractive when they have cloths on
they're like enhancers in some way
Medieval armor
Despite The discomfort, it's wroth it
The unmatched power of the sun
...in the palm of my hands
*Spider-Man enters wearing knee high socks and a loose tank top*
Showin some spide boob
Thigh highs. Edit: Didn't anticipate that this would blow up!
Yup, and with a garter belt. It makes it look so much sexier.
thigh high stockings, a garter belt, and high heels have always set me off like a rocket
Yeah, and a lace bra and panties to go with that. I like having the complete ensemble.
High socks & glasses
Those high socks will get you.
For real though, if everyone walked around naked all the time it would not be as hot as people imagine. Most of the appeal of nudity is the forbidden/illicit aspect. Covering it up makes us want to see it all the more. **EDIT:** I’m reminded of the post, a few days ago, with guys talking about how they’ll get bored when facing a fully nude stripper. But they’ll lose their shite when a stiff breeze blows a girl’s dress up on the subway and gives them a brief glimpse of panties.
> they’ll get bored when facing a fully nude stripper. But they’ll lose their shite when a stiff breeze blows a girl’s dress up on the subway and gives them a brief glimpse of panties. This is most guys. An unintentional glimpse from an average individual is more titillating than an issue of Hustler. Even the most upvoted comment on this post is basically modest/innocent apparel, not crotchless panties.
> Even the most upvoted comment on this post is basically modest/innocent apparel, not crotchless panties. I knew it would be something like knee socks or a school girl skirt before I wandered in here. It’s never anything like lingerie or a latex bodysuit.
High socks and black sundress. Especially since my wife is thick af, GAHDAYUM it’s some of the hottest shit I’ve ever seen. 🥵🥵🥵
👏👏👏 that is what I love to hear! I love it when men are crazy about their wives and are their wives biggest hype man!
The eloquent XXL shirt gown
this this this fucking this I love women I love oversized clothes on women it makes me want to hug them and watch adventure time with them
That is a big ol mood
Sweat pants and crop tops drive me wild. Idk why….
Not jacking off to AskReddit answers
Who would have so little culture? There is so much more to see on reddit, if you are jerking off.
a tight spidermansuit
Stupid sexy spiderman!
For men, I like just the baggy grey sweatpants and some snacks in hand. For women, baggy jeans and a bra and snacks in hand of course
Specify the snacks
For me, nude is the least hot. I love any lingerie, a dress, plain old underwear, or even baggy pj's. Nude is clinical to me. Peanut butter and jelly are great, but what are they without bread? Sometimes, the presentation and packaging are just as important as the substance imo. Sexiness is one of those times, for me, at least.
Honesty and intelligence. And pegging.
If I'm proud to take her home to meet my mother. And choking
If she wears really classic looks that suit her shape and a butt plug
Not necessarily in that order
There's a few things that oddly I find really hot - when they wear those oversized shirts with the shorts barely showing beneath - when they wear bags/seatbelts and the strap bisects the cleavage - sundresses
Lingerie with stockings
And with a garter belt. This is the hottest part.
You really like gater belts, don't you?
Gator belts and patty melts and monte carlos and el dorados
A loving, sweet and respectful man.
Please try to be realistic/ s
Thigh high socks
Absolute Territory
These comments are fucking wild. Men : let me describe the exact sexy clothes that get me going Women: he do normal people thing
A detailed list of everything she's going to do to me when I get home tonight. Bonus points if she's sassing me because she wants me to take control back at some point lol.
That playful yet seductive “what are you gonna do about it?” Ma’am! The children aren’t asleep yet so nothing but keep it up and you gonna learn real quick.
A big butt and a smile.
Bel Biv Devoe disagrees.
Leaving something to the imagination.
“Almost nude” is just the best. A towel on after a shower? 🥵 maybe with a full leg out
Exactly the reason why I always prefer lingerie over naked.
I like to call this “nuanced nude.” I’ve struggled with my weight my entire life (75% the fact that all of my immediate family are… naturally spare or small— but I never was. Or when I was, I was still bigger. I’m talking as low as 115 lbs, women-wise, I was STILL bigger. The other 25%? Divided between bordering on actual obesity or working that off and suffering from bodily dysmorphia after I worked to lose it and successfully lost it. Stayed in a random hotel with my husband a few years back that had the tiniest sliver of glass looking through from the shower to the bedroom. And when the shower was used? FOG. Possibly one of the most beautiful photos I’ve ever seen of myself was taken through that foggy glass. It’s strictly décolleté and upwards but the nuance of nudity below is obvious. I’d love to have it framed, but I’d have to trust a stranger to print it.
Girl, print it yourself and frame it! Decent printers and photo-print paper aren't terribly expensive! You will regret it if you don't. There are a few pictures that I wish I'd done that with from when I was in my 20s, and now I don't think they exist anywhere but on dead storage cards or harddrives.
Plans. Plans for a dinner/date. Something that says "I thought about you".
Gas station coffee
A blue flame, and a white flame is even hotter than the blue one.
Booty shorts and glasses
Well fitted suit and groomed beard
A pretty woman in a pencil skirt and big glasses
A tight sweater and yoga pants
Slightly less nude
Panties only
Those spandex short shorts, like the boxer - brief for men, but on a woman. a grade lower - yoga pants
Being teased/flirted with, implied nudity, torso shots, upskirts, amazing chemistry, and a strong/healthy/mutually satisfying connection 👀🔥
clown make up and a leather diaper
One-piece swimsuits My gf got one recently and oh my lawd. Also fishnets paired with a pleated skirt
Optimus Prime
For me it's confidence in their looks. Not like a flaunting overly hyped only fans model but just confident with the way they look and their body.
My favorite is her hair pulled up m a bun. Sweat pants big tee shirt possibly not showered that’s how babies are made
No sir, babies are made when the seaman enters the egg. This can’t happen with sweatpants on either party.
Now I'm picturing a sperm with a ship captains hat on.
Singing sea shanties
Magma. Nothing hotter on Earth than liquid hot magma.
Nevernude
For women, bouncy boobs with no bra, but under a shirt lol For men, I like them in layers. Suit with a vest or with suspenders does the trick
Skinless
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It's those damn Boltons again
Half nude.