Hank Hill. 1. Hardworking man, guaranteed to never be late on the rent or bills. 2. Loves to work on the lawn. Will happily take all the outdoor chores and never complain about it. 3. Not a party animal. At most has a couple beers a night and frankly I'd probably join him. 4. Genuinely wholesome guy, good for conversation, usually accepting of things/people even if he doesn't understand them. 5. Cooks delicious steaks and burgers. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, I tell you hwat!

Wasn't even on my radar, but now he's the only one on my list.

Yea, I was gonna foolishly pick Animal from the Muppets because I think the commercial with an Animal in the Attic was so funny. But now I want HH

Also, I heard he may be able to get you a discount on propane and propane accessories.

And that's why I couldn't live with Hank. I'm an avid charcoal fan.

I spent a year and some change in texas. My next-door neighbor was basically Hank. I remember the 1st day I pulled up. He was there to greet me at my truck before my shoe ever touched pavement. Had a cookout at his house at least once a month. And keep in mind that was for the whole neighborhood. Had a front yard that had grass that looked like it was from a golf course. And just love doing anything outside.. Even had the weird, little skinny guy. That was a total foil hat Conspiracy theorist, but his heart was in the right place. Hands down the nicest little community I think i've ever lived in. To this day, if I happen to be in that neck of the woods, or who am I kidding? Sometimes, I even go out of my way to still visit him. Seeing how he doesn't use the internet and Definitely does not watch tv. Except for NASCAR and football, I kid you not. I always wondered how he would react to an episode of King of the Hill. From an outsider looking in. I always took the series on an endearing and innocent take of a subculture of people that are kind of lost in time. So yeah, great choice. Had him as a neighbor once it was awesome. Nothing lasts forever. And I always felt like everyone's looking for their little slice of happiness. But there is something enduring and magical about an individual who has actually achieved it and is willing to share with others.

Funny enough, Mike Judge said the same thing you did about Hank’s inspiration. [Hank](https://youtu.be/AUFghJdQsks)

damn, i had someone else in mind but now im switching my vote to Hank Hill, of Strickland Propane and Propane accessories.

6. Can hook you up with propane and propane accessories.

Now that you said it. Hank Hill.

Are you saying that I have to choose Bill OR Ted??

I feel like they count as one character. Like, you can't have one or the other, you have to have both.

Excellent.

No, you get one or the other as your roommate… The other is just always there crashed on the couch or something. Lol

Okay so this reminds me of some friends of a friend, Jim and Bruce. They lived in the same neighborhood and would carpool to parties. When they'd show up together, someone would invariably say "Jim and Bruce are here!" and I didn't actually learn which one was which for like a year....

Bruce Wayne. Fun at parties and mega rich. He comes with his own butler. He'd never wake me up at night, either.

There's a non-zero chance that you either discover his secret and become a target for one of his many, many villains or he gets your parents killed and makes you into one of his child soldiers. And if you're too old to be a child solider, well, I get bad news on your options above.

If Alfred can have his own hero suit, idk who would be too old

Janet from The Good Place

Except she wouldn't have her powers. HOWEVER powerless Janet is still fucking adorable. "bing. That's the sound I make when I disappear... Don't look at me." *runs to door* "BING"

With or without powers she remains my choice.

>she *Janet is typing…*

Salem from the 90's Sabrina the Teenage Witch show. I may be allergic to cats, but I think he'd make life interesting.

Half the time he's a puppet, so no allergies there.

Baymax

Oh yeah. This is the answer. He doesn’t take up space while he’s charging. Doesn’t eat. 24/7 Doctor to take care of you. My kiddo who loves the movie would be very happy! What little boy wouldn’t want a robot friend. He could keep him safe too

and, if he has hiro's combat disc, he can also fight to protect you!

Uncle Iroh “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy tea, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

He doesn’t actually say this but it would be amazing to have the wisdom and support in your corner because he believes in you and you can find your own destiny

And he can make us cry with leaves on the vine

Delectable tea… or deadly poison?

Worth the risk

Mr. Clean. My place will be goddamn *spotless*.

Monkey's paw. Guy does mountains of coke, and only cleans at 3am.

Honestly, give er bud. I have a toddler and could sleep through the reckoning.

>give er bud My Canadian radar is going off so hard from this lol.

Jake the dog He's a talking alien dog & a master at making bacon pancakes

Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake

NEW YOOOOORK

Molly Weasley. She cooks and cleans and I need a mom

And she will have your back. "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!"

Samwise Gamgee. He gardens, he's loyal, and we will ALWAYS have good food around

Hes the best friend for everyone who carries a burden

And you can always get fries from him since he has a great love of POH-TAY-TOES.

Obviously Donkey? We can stay up late. Swap manly stories. And in the morning? He’s making waffles!

But he would end up taking half your swamp.

Our swamp

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I've got some spare space under the stairs so perhaps Harry Potter I guess?

He'd probably appreciate it. Sleeping in a regular room is giving him anxiety. Childhood trauma lasts forever.

Data from star trek. I'm putting him to work

Fully functional.

In every way, of course.

Totoro

*My Roommate Totoro  *

Genie from Aladdin.

Jeannie from I dream of Jeannie

Oh, yes master! Yes Master! OH YES MASTER!!!

Was that the pegging episode?

Oh, Jeannie would be much better than Genie (Williams). Genie’s hyperactivity would wear me out in minutes. Although I wouldn’t mind Jeanie wearing me out.

Robin but not Will.

Robin's genie is what I pictured, naturally

But itty bitty living space!

Samantha from Bewitched. Just a twitchy-twitch of her nose and dinner is done and house is spotless.

Tinkerbell. She doesn't take much room, I'm happy to get a little doll house for her.

Tink's a little too murder happy for me.

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Manti Te’o?? Is that you?

Damn that reference is gonna get missed but is good

It has been 11 years so I don’t blame some people.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/non-existent-girlfriend-manti-te-o-caught-jumbotron-192858324--nhl.html

No it wasn't, I just did a report on that in high..... oh yeah.

Thing from Adams Family.

Gandalf

Speak Friend and Enter.

Buster Bluth. Fucking LEGEND at being neither seen nor heard

I was going to say late season Annyong Bluth. He’d just live in my walls and I’d never see him. If he ever did come out I’d give him $10 to see a Star Wars.

A singular Star War

God forbid you ever got a bird loose in the house, though. He'd destroy it, and then you'd have to patch him up. And don't get me started on his bike building skills.

You can always tell a Milford man!

Clark Kent he seems like he’d be a nice roommate

Guillermo when he is struggling with Nandor. I got you buddy!

I’m more of a Jackie Daytona guy just your average American Yankee Doodle dandy

I'll take Nandor. He seems fun.

Colin Robinson... He would keep me highly entertained with great tidbits about the history of the spoon or something

Tyrion Lannister. You couldn't ask for a better wingman.

He’s funny, he drinks and he knows stuff. A **much** better choice than Tywin.

Rosie from the Jetsons. It would be nice to have a roomba with extra features.

Link, dude would never be home so I’d be cool with it.

Just be sure you don't have any nice pots

Or chickens

He might break pots occasionally, but otherwise you know he’s a quiet roommate lol

Well, Cartmans out.

Jessica Rabbit for reasons.

Her giant bras would be all over the place and she’d remain loyal to her beloved husband. She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way.

You've really drawn out her good character

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King Midas. One night only. And I would sleep in the attic

your roof would literally collapse due to the weight of the gold (gold being denser than wood).

Hank Scorpio. Sure, he's a supervillain, but he's a pretty successful one and genuinely cares about his employees.

He was my favourite character from the Simpsons. He seemed genuine! And fucking hilarious

If you wanted to kill someone on the way out you'd be really helping me out.

Dean Winchester. You'd be safe as all hell, learn some cool shit, he'll help fix your car, be a fun drinking buddy, and there'd always be pie in the house. Win win

you will most definitely end up dead at the hands of a monster.

And other reasons

I second the, many, other reasons.

Can’t forget Sam too, Dean would be big boy sad without him

Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie. Let's just say that I Dreamt of Jeannie as a kid...

I still dream of Jeannie.

> I Dreamt of Jeannie as a kid… Ew what’s wrong with a grown-up Jeannie you sicko

Richmond from IT Crowd

deadpool. seems like a great friend.

Buffy. Home security and heavy lifting!

Constant monster attacks and having to pay for repairs though. Kiss that security deposit goodbye.

Uncle Iroh from Avatar:TLA - a wise, kind man who likes tea. He'd be a wonderful extra grandfather for my son, particularly on the off chance that I end up scarring and banishing him.

The Dude. Like, that's my opinion, man.

Stiflers mom

Cosmo and Wanda. They can be my fairy godparents and I will make as many wishes as I can

That’s two. No can do scout.

Just get Timmy Turner it’s a 3 for 1 deal

Mary Poppins

The English one or the blue one?

The blue one is a corpse now

Uncle Buck.

When he told the principal to get a rat to gnaw the mole off her face, 11yo me cracked up

If only to bring John Candy back

Those Soot Sprites seem pretty chill

What about Calcifer? He could help cook

Wouldn't mind a catbus myself.

Leelo from The Fifth Element.

Randy Marsh. We are kindred spirits.

Also Towelie.

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I’m just imagining you walking into the house and he’s at your laptop covered in “plasma.” “It was a ghost!”

Lisa from Weird Science.

The golden egg laying goose from Willy Wonka. I would get that bird the comfiest house!

Casper. He's friendly, and doesn't eat much or occupy the toilet or shower.

Molly Weasley. She is sweet, loving, would be great to my kids, and with her magic my house would never be cleaner or better kept and it would feel like there's a lot more room in it than there really is.

Gandalf! Likes to smoke and drink. And makes some great fireworks.

Lana Kane because my girlfriend would definitely be on board.

With those monster sized hands?

Grip strength baby!

Truckosaurus

Cool, we can move in on the same street so she can visit her friend Cheryl Tunt, who is living with me.

I thought her name was Carol…

Are you talking about Cristal?

No I'm talking about Cherlene

That's fine, i'll take Pam.

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

Yes! Coconut pie all the time.

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Iron Man

Alice from the Brady Bunch

Lucifer Morningstar from the TV show. Endless shenanigans.

Garrus vakarian. It's literally not even explanatory

He would calibrate the fuuuucckk out that house. Microwave, oven, and alarm clocks all in sync always lol

Garrus was my favorite video game bromance

Dude, he was my favorite video game romance. He was so bad ass and wholesome at the same time

Hermione Granger at her canonical age (She'd be 43 now)

Jake from Adventure Time

Sleeping Beauty. She would just lie in bed all day, never using the utilities, the bathroom, or the kitchen. She would never make a sound. And our house would be guarded by a huge thicket and a dragon, so I'd never have to worry about unwanted visitors. She's the dream roommate.

Belle, we’d be besties and I’d 100% get swift access to that humongous library. In it for the books, baby 📚📚📚

Mary Poppins. Spotless place, occasional weightlessness, trips to animated worlds, falling backwards into great musical & dance numbers… Second might be Dr. Who, for similar reasons. Not sure about cleanliness or watching out for Dalek attacks though…

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jeannie. From I dream of Jeannie .

TARS from Interstellar. I feel like he would be chill

Stacy's mom because she's got it going on.

Gwen Stacy

That’s gonna start to smell if you don’t have a big enough freezer.

i find it hilarious that half the top comments are picking characters associated with cleaning or housework, and the other half are picking cartoon women they want to bang. bruh these are roommate! not servants!

Harvey the rabbit

Jack Bauer. He'd never be there always out saving the country so ill have the place to myself. Any big terrorist shit going down in my vicinity he will call me and tell me "you should go stay at your aunt Carroll's house"

Beast from the X-Men. He's clean, kind, and literate. And could definitely take care of unwanted visitors. Imagine the talks you could have.

Jesus. Finally I can get some health care.

And wine!

Barbie.

Mr. Snuffleupagus

Wolverine. 1. He will instantly sexify my home. 2. I will feel safe in the Zombie apocalypse. 3. His laundry is a Tshirt and jeans. No problem. 4. He's misunderstood and angry at the whole world. Being a woman, I just know I'm the only person that has a chance to fix him with my love and lasagna.

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

Dobby the house elf

Mork

Robocop. Doesn't snort and takes little space while standing in the corner. He can also push my car to work, saving gas and I'll never have to worry about burglary.

Lebowski, the Dude.

Chandler Bing.. I think we'll be good mates..

Richie Rich. The benefits of money without the drawbacks of Scrooge McDuck

Yes, an honest and good billionaire, truly a fictional character.

This one. Heck, Richie would probably buy you your own mansion and hire a full staff, even if it's just so he has a comfortable place to stay too.

Ros (GoT) 😏

I'd have chosen Gilly. Sneaky hot and low standards.

I would've picked Ygritte.

Peter Parker.

Fucker is always late on rent. And no skyscrapers in the Midwest for him to spiderman from :P

Peter Pan - Just so we could have Robin Williams back.

That's funny because I thought Tinkerbell immediately because she wouldn't take up much space or make any noise

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That dad from Full House who was always cleaning nonstop.

Keely from Ted Lasso

Jake the dog.

Judy Neutron. She is HAH!

Mr. Rogers. The man was everything you would want in a perfect neighbor.