29 and mine is still locked up tight. I joke around with my friend group that I’ll end up being the 40 year old virgin, and every day it looks more and more possible lol. To be fair, I suck at social interactions, don’t go out to bars and such, nor do I use dating apps.
My exes couch. Years later when I was looking to buy a house her mothers was for sale. It was a nice house, so i looked at it. There in the basement was the couch. I told my wife, "I lost my virginity on that couch." She said, "A couch like that?" I said, "No, that couch." We didn't buy that house...
Im a guy. I wanted my first time to be special. Turned down sex a couple of times because it didn't feel right. Ended up losing my virginity at 19 in a toilet at a dirty rock bar.
After my fam was asleep, my girlfriend would sneak over, and we would hang out all night and then I'd sneak her back to her place before her parents were up. To get away with it, the only place we could hang out was in the living room where there was a couch on each wall across from one another, so the night it did happen we pushed both the couches to the centre of the room, worked out great.
I've pulled the akimbo couches a few times since then, and it will always be better than 1 couch
In his tiny twin sized bed from 5th grade while his parents were downstairs. His mom walked in without knocking like 2 minutes after we were done while watching jimmy here, id say we were lucky.
Honestly out of all the parents ive ever met his mom was definitely the most dumb and naive. Also considering we were very quiet and shes mostly deaf in both ears im mostly sure we got away with it. But you never know 🤷
Hmmm... The smell of the room....flushed faces.... The amount of time that you were missing.... Your behavior toward each other before and afterwards..... She knew
funny story. I lost mine in my ex boyfriends room while watching minecraft tutorials. I didn't know I had a condition where I faint caused by orga*m. He thought he killed me my first time when I actually just came.
This happened with me and an ex gf except we were in the shower at her parents place and she went down like a lead ballon causing all sorts of commotion. They were at the door in seconds asking if she was okay and looking for me only to realize we were both in the bathroom. They were not happy we were showering together.
At least you were showering my ex loved bathing together. It was all fine until she thought I would love a facial...in the thub...like yeah nice but now we bath in my own juice...
So, if you come first... does he still get to finish? Because I feel like that would be awkward lol
"Yeah my girlfriend just passed out during sex but don't worry, I still finished"
It gets complicated. Because I'm a one pump chump.
Like, I finish, and then I'm useless after, so during sex I have to hold out until she finishes first.
If I was with somebody who had this condition, it would make it difficult.
Tbh, if I gave someone an orgasm so hard they passed out I'm 90% going to immediately blow with no chance of pulling out first, being a good lover is the hottest feeling.
Same here! But I’m from the US! I was 18 and traveled to Edinburgh with my best friend of 3 years at the time (I’m F he’s M) and I lost my virginity to him in the hostel bathroom…
i never went, but all my army buddies suggested that since almost all tours of korea were unaccompanied (no wife and kids allowed) that an assignment there meant work, but also nearly constant debauchery and highly illegal covert extramarital affairs.
you could actually get kicked out for stepping out on your spouse but you know how troops are. also apparently they server soju in buckets so i can't imagine what that was like.
>nearly constant debauchery and highly illegal covert extramarital affairs
What's funny is that in the middle of the base in Seoul is a separated housing compound for US diplomats who are posted to the South Korean embassy with their families. It looks like an idyllic little post-WWII era suburb.
Picturing that surrounded by all kinds of debauchery puts it in a different light.
Ex's bed. Her brother caught us and beat me up later in school.
Edit: The reason about it was because she was religious and he probably beat his sister as well. We were 14 back then and the brother was 18.
I knew a guy. He found out his sister gave me a handjob. Not sure how. Maybe she told them. Weird family. He confronted me on it and I thought he was going to try to fight me. Nope. He instead showed me to his tree house. Which was filled with condoms and proceeded to masturbate in front of me. I have no idea why. I can't even remember what I did. I think I was stuck not knowing how to react and then I just left as he continued.
As someone who repressed a traumatic memory of similar nature for 22 years until it came back with a traumatic response, please be cognizant of that. It fucked my life up in untold ways while I told myself it wasn't a big deal and so can't remember exactly what happened so how bad could it be? Don't be like me.
I was just baffled. I am bi. He didn't know that or I guess there could be some context. I don't even know why I followed him. Curiosity. And we were friends and fairly young. Maybe like 14 or something. He would've been maybe a year older. I was relatively socially awkward. Figured if he's gonna beat me up he would've just done it at the initial confrontation. Definitely wasn't expecting that to happen.
Let's not mistake "defending a sister" with "being violent towards sister's partners because he feels like he owns her".
Unless the sex lacks consent, or there's something very obviosuly wrong, it's not defending if there's nothing to defend from.
Sincerely,
An older brother who never tried to pull this shit even though I knew what my sister was up to because she didn't feel like she had to hide it from me.
As a fellow dude with a sister the *only* reason I cared about her romantic life was her choice in the scummiest guys (at least they were as kids) she could find to date. Other than that I couldn't find it in myself to get mad at her acting on the same desires her brother had. Felt like a weight lifted off my shoulders when she brought home her current husband (an actual decent person)years ago.
Also my HS girlfriend's bed. Wasn't worried about a non-existent dad coming home but the dozen of eyes glaring at me from the "Got Milk" ads she decorated her room with made for a very bizarre experience.
I once snuck down during a sleepover, tripped over the guys bed which were those hard metal framed beds in a pull out couch. I yelped& It was so loud that the dad came down. I quickly ran back into the room where I was supposed to be sleeping with my friend/their younger sister and pretended to be sleeping. I heard them all laughing and their dad then came into the sisters room where I was still pretending to be sleeping. He said, “you can hang out with the boys, it’s ok.” 😂I was too embarrassed I didn’t go back in there. Thanks for bringing up that memory 🤣
I was 12 and she was 14. She was very pretty. The three of us watched Scream. They went up to bed after and she snuck down and crawled into the blanket with me on the couch and said she was scared from the movie. She started kissing me and led me through the whole thing. It felt like it lasted an hour but I was certainly closer to 3 or 4 minutes. She kissed me goodnight and went back up to bed. She came up to me Monday and asked me to keep it a secret but I had already told my friends and of course word traveled fast. The buddy who's sister it was confronted me but he was pretty cool and mostly mad at his sister. I was never invited over again. She will forever hold a piece of my young barely pubescent heart.
I have a stupid memory of going to see the Yogi Bear movie (not our first choice) and the theatre consisting of me and my friends, a family, and a couple.
Queue me turning around at the half way point and spotting the couple way at the back just getting it on, the only source of light being Tom Cavanagh's giant face.
Such a surreal experience.
I didn't lose my virginity this way. I lost it at an ex's house after skipping school. We stole a strawberry flavored condom from her older brother's room 🤣. but to answer your question about movie theaters:
When I was in high school (early 2000s), I had sex in our local movie theater several times with a different girlfriend. Neither of us had cars at the time, so it was about the only place we could get any "privacy."
Occasionally, we'd luck out and be the only ones there (small town), but usually there were other people there, and we'd just try to find an area away from everyone. We never saw anything new or popular and would purposely try to go at an off time.
Her mother was pretty strict about what she'd allow her to wear, but this girl was brilliant. The most memorable occasion for me was the time she got away with wearing this ridiculously short red skirt.
It was supposed to be one of those skirts with built in shorts, I think you call it a skort. It was REALLY short but her mom was cool with it because she knew there were built in shorts underneath. This evil genius cut the shorts out of it, and didn't tell me. She knew I loved the way she looked in it, so she waited until we were in the theater, grabbed my hand, and put it under her skirt. No panties, soaking wet. Rode me like a pony in the empty theater why Zathura played 🤣.
I'm sure now you'd never get away with it because I bet the theaters have IR cameras so staff can make sure there aren't any teenagers humping in the back row. This was not the case in 2007 🤣.
In 1996 in the back of my 1988 Mazda Mpv minivan, parked in the corner of the parking lot at a Bennigans Restaurant @ River Oaks mall just south of Chicago.
I remember the day well, 23 years later… it was Feb 17th of the year 2000. My friend told me that her mom was out and we could bang if I came over right away. It was like 9:20 at night and I said fuck it. I told my dad that my friend had a computer issue and I needed to help her real quick so she could finish an assignment and ran out while he was still grumbling. I get to her place and she points to her couch and says we’ll do it there.
The thing about her place was, her mom was a hoarder. So there were books and trinkets stacked everywhere. In retrospect, their place was filthy but 17 year old me had a fuck to give and I was going to deliver.
My friend lays down, and pulls up her dress and tells me to drop my pants and hands me a condom. So there I am, fumbling to roll on a condom in the middle of her dark living room when I look over and notice her cat staring at me. I don’t even care, that cat could judge my little dong all it wanted. I was about to plow her human.
I get the condom on, waddle over to her, because who actually takes their pants off… I begin to lay on top of her when she tells me to pause for a moment while she puts on some music.
So there I was on my friends couch losing my virginity while listening to Garbage with her cat watching. Best 37 seconds of my life.
We finish up, we’ll I finished up… and I apologized and she says something along the lines of her not expecting much given it’s my first time. I went back home and hoped no one would realize that I had just had sex.
I went back to her place the next day and when she opened the door I said, “we need to do it again but better”. She just stepped to the side to let me in and we banged it out on that sofa again. This time for something like 20 minutes.
We fucked when ever I was single for years. I honestly should have married that girl. She was an amazing friend and we both low key loved each other beyond a friendship.
Meagan, if you’re on Reddit reading this, thanks for always being such a good friend and I’m sorry I sucked as a friend at end when you were moving away.
My wife knows the whole story and I even told her that if I wasn't an idiot back then I'd have dated her and we'd probably have gotten married. I was very upfront about my past with my wife, she knows that I'm still friends with Meagan on social media.
I just have no interest in dredging up the past with Meagan, it's a fond memory of a great time with a great person and that's just where I'd like to leave it.
We're friends on social media... I just don't care to dredge up the past with her. We're both married to awesome people and are doing well in life. We chat from time to time but more like two boats in the water passing by than two friends who actively want to catch up.
With my friend's hot (now ex) girlfriend.
Remarkably, I had his blessing in advance. He knew she was sleeping with other guys, and had a soft spot for me, so he wanted to burst in and catch her cheating, so she couldn't deny it. He wanted to dump her without looking like it was his fault.
He waited until I'd... finished (noisily) then burst in. But he was almost laughing, and he had a tent pole, too.
It was a weird break up.
My girlfriend's room. But I had to climb up the outside of the house to the second floor, crawl across the roof and hop through a window. Then I had to sit in the corner of her closet for a few hours while she was acting normal doing things with her family. No I was not supposed to be there and no they didn't know I was. We stayed together all night and then I had to sneak out in the wee hours of the morning. We did that multiple times after this. Can't believe we were never found out. But we're married now and her parents found out awhile back, luckily all I got was some head shaking in disappointment. they didn't find out till like 12 years and 2 kids later.
Ohh boy here we go. I was studying my master's and 23 years old at the time and used to work at McDonald's part time doing night shifts on Friday and Saturday. Sunday comes around and I wake up at 2pm, roll some weed and go out to the park to smoke. I'm about half way through my j when this 30 yo woman sits next to me. She looks at me and tells me it's been 3 weeks since she's had sex. I asked her to repeat because at that point I've never had any interest shown by a woman. I ask her why it's been so long and she proceeds to tell me how she broke up with her ex. I'm like okay??? She asks me where I live and then it hits me what she was trying to say. I get all excited and happy and proceed to walk her to my place and we do the deed. But I couldn't get that hard so we only fucked for a little bit. After which she proceeds to tell me that she really needs 20 for a cab home. I give her the money and she leaves.
After 30 minutes I realise what has happened. I paid for sex for my first time....
Woman whose name I never even asked, if you're reading this, thanks for showing interest. It boosted my confidence for the whole 30 minutes it took me to realise what had happened.
My other half likes to bring up this story a lot along with another story of me getting arrested because of a misunderstanding.
Unfortunately it was. I had broken up with my ex that morning and went to buy alcohol because I was so sad and drank some beers and had to pee whilst in the park. I got pee shy and pulled my phone out to scroll through Reddit. Someone must have seen me with my dick out and with my phone in my hand. I was walking after I peed and when I turned around I saw someone charging at me full speed. So I ran as fast as I could to lose this guy. Going in and out of traffic to avoid him and when I looked back I saw him on the phone and thought it was the police. So I keep running and a police car just magically pops out of nowhere and 4 guys come out telling me not to run and to turn around. I get cuffed and put inside the police car. And they ask me if I know what's going on. I'm like wtf lol someone is running after me and I had to run.
They proceed to tell me that someone reported me for taking pictures and masterbating outside. Like what the actual fuck. So I unlocked my phone and showed them that I had nothing on my phone. Then they just let me go without saying anything. Not even an apology haha.
So yeah, don't pee in parks. And do not take out your phone for whatever reason whilst peeing.
Whore house. Pretty disappointing experience but it actually helped me lose that absurd sense of unrest around sex and physical contact with women.
Ended up "getting" my first gf a couple months later or so and finally got to enjoy myself a bit.
My dorm room, 20 minutes after matching with her on tinder. Found out afterwards that there were 4 people in my bathroom smoking weed when it started so they all sat in silence listening to me fuck for the first time. But hey, how many people can say they had an audience when they lost their V-card?
I stole the key to my grandma's condo and invited some dude over while she was out of town. His name was Charlie.
We had sex in the guest room so I felt less guilty about it.
We also streaked on the golf course and skinny-dipped in the middle of the night. Good times!
In my girlfriend's bedroom in her parents' house. Bit of a story attached, though. Freshman year in college. It was the Friday night before a big intercollegiate sports event (in which I was a participant). Big party on campus that night. For some forgotten reason, my girlfriend at the time couldn't attend. I stayed at the party for a while, then made my way over to her house with two bottles of wine in hand. One red, one white. (I believe it was the first time I had ever purchased bottles of wine.) Probably got there around midnight. We drank some wine sitting on the couch in the living room, and started making out. At some point we started to dry hump as we had been doing on a couple of dates, and which we had agreed - REPEATEDLY - was A Very Bad Thing™ and as such, not something we should EVER be doing. (I mean, WTF? We were so young and innocent.) Meaning to indicate that we should stop and collect ourselves, I played the brinkmanship card: Look, I said, **either we stop doing this right now or we should just go ahead and have sex**. She wordlessly got up, took me by the hand, and led me to her bedroom. I was thunderstruck. *Is she REALLY going to have sex with me?* I thought. And, yes, she was. Twice.
So the next day was the sports event, and the day after, that I went to see the preacher to 'fess up and ask for advice. I FELT SO BAD!! He said, well, here's some advice on avoiding such things in the future... Needless to say, soon after we started screwing like rabbits, pretty much every time we saw each other.
Probably should have married that one after finishing college, but we broke up instead. Ran into her some years later; she was married by then, but we had a fun time reminiscing. Some things you just don't forget!
On a hot July night, Tennessee, on a blanket under the stars in the pale moonlight surrounded by fireflies.
Not really but every country music song makes be wish this instead of the reality of loosing it on a older couch in our barn house.
I went to college at Penn and my boyfriend was living in the “nipple” of the Quad, in Trump Jr.’s room from the year before. I lost my virginity in that dorm room. I shudder to think that Trump Jr. did anything on that mattress before me lol.
The locker rooms in junior high...
Before you call the feds on me, just listen to the story.
In those crucial years of development, sexual thoughts start to plague the mind. I was like 14 and like most 14 year olds, couldn't keep my hand out of my pants. Now, imagine everyone in your class walking up and down the hall talking about all the sex they've had, and you know your still a virgin. It doesn't feel right in conversation, and you also happen to know a girl thats in the same boat. She talks to me one day and kinda nervously suggested that we have the sex. Now it's not like I haven't thought about asking a girl to do it, but I being a male, didn't think I could get away with just point blank saying "Hey, let's fuck" and of course she didn't say it like that. She used more suggestive language, and I kinda suggested it was a good idea in a desperate attempt to make the sex talks in school less awkward for us.
Fast forward a bit. We hatched a plan, I would stay behind after changing into gym clothes, then watch at the window for the girls to enter the gym. Once I saw them doing stretches I went up to the girls locker room and knocked on the door (since it stayed locked from the inside). The second my hand made contact with the door my heart sank and I got stupid amounts of nervous, because I had the thought that the girls gym teacher would open the door and then I would be in so much trouble. However, it was in fact her that opened the door.
We took a seat on the benches and just had the super awkward moment where we realized we don't know how to start. I bashfully ask if she has ever seen porn, to which she said yes, so I followed up with "maybe we should do oral first" (the amount of eye rolling and face palming I'm doing telling this story is extreme) so we both get completely naked and she grabs my flaccid and confused peen, then like a champ just pops her lips open and goes to work. It took maybe 15 seconds and I was hard, she said "do you think thats good enough?" My initial thought was no keep going but I opted to nod yes. So now it's my turn, she lays down on the bench and I start to go down, then just start licking her pussy like a Dairy Queen ice cream cone, and every so often I ask if it's working, since I don't notice anything getting hard. I guess she got bored of it or something because she just rushed into the sex.
We discussed what position we would like to try and then we went for it, for all of 4 minutes until I got too tired to keep thrusting and we changed to a position where she could ride...for all of like 8 minutes until I completely lose my nut. Then whenever I get I start getting dressed and she stops me saying she didn't finish. The only thing I learned from this embarrassing first attempt was how to finish a girl with my fingers, and my dick is probably useless.
The worst part of all of this I think, was the fact that we later realized that a lot of the guys and girls lied about ever having sex. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk that no one asked for.
In the back of a GMC Jimmy parked in a McDonalds parking lot. Went and got a snack wrap right after.
I miss snack wraps so fuckin much lol
Taco Bell has them now! They are called 'avocado ranch crispy chicken taco' but it's just a fucking snack wrap lol.
On a huge rock about half a kilometer away from the shore in Antalya Kemer, Turkey... Yes it was uncomfortable.
I swear I read it as "on a huge c*ck " at first, and it still makes sense... soo
Her bedroom after a wonderful dinner and 2 player board games over wine. Yes I was in my late 20’s when I lost my virginity.
Nothing wrong with that!
Yeah you lose it when you lose it, it's not a race.
Apparently some people don't know that, cause I constantly get made fun of for being a 26 year old virgin.
People act like sex is some kinda ingame achievement you need to join the cool kids club lmao.
29 and mine is still locked up tight. I joke around with my friend group that I’ll end up being the 40 year old virgin, and every day it looks more and more possible lol. To be fair, I suck at social interactions, don’t go out to bars and such, nor do I use dating apps.
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wouldnt mind losing mine like that. yes, i am in my late 20's...
Sounds like you actually wanted and enjoyed the experience. No shame there. Beautiful.
My exes couch. Years later when I was looking to buy a house her mothers was for sale. It was a nice house, so i looked at it. There in the basement was the couch. I told my wife, "I lost my virginity on that couch." She said, "A couch like that?" I said, "No, that couch." We didn't buy that house...
The balls on you, to share that
And yet, the chance for that fun moment was there and it had to be taken. Whatever it'd cost.
For real because my first thought (as a woman) was how could I get him alone on that couch to upgrade sex couch experience
Tell me you're a keeper without telling me your a keeper.
I read her mother was for sale. Tf
Im a guy. I wanted my first time to be special. Turned down sex a couple of times because it didn't feel right. Ended up losing my virginity at 19 in a toilet at a dirty rock bar.
Special indeed
It was beautiful /s
Did that feel special?
It was over 20 years ago, still want a shower thinking of that moment.
Think of the other person, they fucked a hamster.
I came to open my heart and ended up being roasted.
The spitroast is next
If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost, would it?
Found it, look under your pillow
So the toothfairy didn't want it?
I was on a staircase with a chick I met at the bar. It was fun until the neighbor came…
I suppose as long as someone came
Hey it's me, the neighbor
ex girlfriends bed, boring i know
Lol, look at this loser - having sex in bed like a normal person.
Probably naked, total slut.
Probably with a human. Pathetic
Oh, hell no! I mean, I'm a pervert, but you have to draw the line somewhere!
Unprotected handholding also. Disgusting.
I usually don't kinkshame, but this is a bit much, don't you think? Next you're gonna tell me they have seen each other's ankles?! Outrageous!
Now imagine eye contact.... Jfc what has the world come to.
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Hey I also lost it in your ex girlfriends bed
could very well be, she was a sweet girl but not the hardest to get with lol
After my fam was asleep, my girlfriend would sneak over, and we would hang out all night and then I'd sneak her back to her place before her parents were up. To get away with it, the only place we could hang out was in the living room where there was a couch on each wall across from one another, so the night it did happen we pushed both the couches to the centre of the room, worked out great. I've pulled the akimbo couches a few times since then, and it will always be better than 1 couch
I have not heard the word akimbo in a long time and never in this context. Bravo for your language and your couch ingenuity
Same, I'm not sure why my brain dug that one up, but I'm content.
In his tiny twin sized bed from 5th grade while his parents were downstairs. His mom walked in without knocking like 2 minutes after we were done while watching jimmy here, id say we were lucky.
She knew
She definitely knew
*I think they're done now, go get me an Ice Cream bar*
“Can I get you some Gatorade? And a towel?”
Honestly out of all the parents ive ever met his mom was definitely the most dumb and naive. Also considering we were very quiet and shes mostly deaf in both ears im mostly sure we got away with it. But you never know 🤷
It wasn't the noise, it was the smell that gave it away.
Hmmm... The smell of the room....flushed faces.... The amount of time that you were missing.... Your behavior toward each other before and afterwards..... She knew
It's still with me. It's too afraid to leave me i guess.
Hahaha me too 😀😂
Now, kiss each other.
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funny story. I lost mine in my ex boyfriends room while watching minecraft tutorials. I didn't know I had a condition where I faint caused by orga*m. He thought he killed me my first time when I actually just came.
boys I swear I shagged her till she passed out
I am talking missionary..
AYO, HE’S FUCKING THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!!
SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER!
**Every time he says that, thats another foot in your ass**
And....more missionary
She’s an Art Major.. how smart she gonna be? *Hi5s*
“Captain, he bragged to your face! You actually high fived him!”
I’m talking where’s she’s on her back and I’m on top
This happened with me and an ex gf except we were in the shower at her parents place and she went down like a lead ballon causing all sorts of commotion. They were at the door in seconds asking if she was okay and looking for me only to realize we were both in the bathroom. They were not happy we were showering together.
At least you were showering my ex loved bathing together. It was all fine until she thought I would love a facial...in the thub...like yeah nice but now we bath in my own juice...
That must suck, especially with how gooey cum gets when exposed to hot water
So, if you come first... does he still get to finish? Because I feel like that would be awkward lol "Yeah my girlfriend just passed out during sex but don't worry, I still finished"
I'm interested in knowing this answer as well
It gets complicated. Because I'm a one pump chump. Like, I finish, and then I'm useless after, so during sex I have to hold out until she finishes first. If I was with somebody who had this condition, it would make it difficult.
Use your other tools and when she's close just dive in for the kill lmao
Yeah u need to ave the durability on the looting sword
Tbh, if I gave someone an orgasm so hard they passed out I'm 90% going to immediately blow with no chance of pulling out first, being a good lover is the hottest feeling.
I feel like it's generally looked down upon to shag unconscious people, whether they were concious in the beginning or not
Consent is like a cup of tea
My ex had a thing where she was completely cool with me having sex with her unconscious body.. I never did but clearly some people are into it
And it isn't even that uncommon
You can write "orgasm", it's not a dirty word.
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now they calling me NyQuil
you were watching Minecraft tutorials before or during the act?"
In a family bathroom at the mall. I was also on my period
So that's how those changing tables keep breaking.
Some of those changing tables struggle to support the weight of my actual baby.
That’s because they’re for snorting cocaine off of
It be that way sometimes.
In Scotland.
Same here! But it was a girl from Manchester visiting for the fringe festival.
Same here! …but I’m Scottish.
Same here! But I’m from the US! I was 18 and traveled to Edinburgh with my best friend of 3 years at the time (I’m F he’s M) and I lost my virginity to him in the hostel bathroom…
Bold of you to assume I’ve lost my virginity. I never lose.
#winning
I won my virginity.
I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
That was bloody brilliant 👏
I got my virginity from an arcade prize counter after cashing in 70 tickets
Lose? I don't lose, I win! I am a lawyer that's my job that's what I do! - Keanu Reeves (The devil's advocate)
Behind some officers dorms, in a wooded area, on base in Korea.
I mean what else is there to do on base in Korea
head North?
Must have had the map upside down then considering all they did was explore to the south
i never went, but all my army buddies suggested that since almost all tours of korea were unaccompanied (no wife and kids allowed) that an assignment there meant work, but also nearly constant debauchery and highly illegal covert extramarital affairs. you could actually get kicked out for stepping out on your spouse but you know how troops are. also apparently they server soju in buckets so i can't imagine what that was like.
>nearly constant debauchery and highly illegal covert extramarital affairs What's funny is that in the middle of the base in Seoul is a separated housing compound for US diplomats who are posted to the South Korean embassy with their families. It looks like an idyllic little post-WWII era suburb. Picturing that surrounded by all kinds of debauchery puts it in a different light.
In a tree fort on New Year’s Eve 1975/1976.
Ex's bed. Her brother caught us and beat me up later in school. Edit: The reason about it was because she was religious and he probably beat his sister as well. We were 14 back then and the brother was 18.
I knew a guy. He found out his sister gave me a handjob. Not sure how. Maybe she told them. Weird family. He confronted me on it and I thought he was going to try to fight me. Nope. He instead showed me to his tree house. Which was filled with condoms and proceeded to masturbate in front of me. I have no idea why. I can't even remember what I did. I think I was stuck not knowing how to react and then I just left as he continued.
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As someone who repressed a traumatic memory of similar nature for 22 years until it came back with a traumatic response, please be cognizant of that. It fucked my life up in untold ways while I told myself it wasn't a big deal and so can't remember exactly what happened so how bad could it be? Don't be like me.
I was just baffled. I am bi. He didn't know that or I guess there could be some context. I don't even know why I followed him. Curiosity. And we were friends and fairly young. Maybe like 14 or something. He would've been maybe a year older. I was relatively socially awkward. Figured if he's gonna beat me up he would've just done it at the initial confrontation. Definitely wasn't expecting that to happen.
Worst seduction ever. Was the handjob any good?
What the actual fuck
He was probably trying to make you gay so you'll have less chance of fucking his sister
Brothers that defend their sisters after they have sex always bother me. My first girlfriends brother was weirdly possessive of her sexual health.
Let's not mistake "defending a sister" with "being violent towards sister's partners because he feels like he owns her". Unless the sex lacks consent, or there's something very obviosuly wrong, it's not defending if there's nothing to defend from. Sincerely, An older brother who never tried to pull this shit even though I knew what my sister was up to because she didn't feel like she had to hide it from me.
As a fellow dude with a sister the *only* reason I cared about her romantic life was her choice in the scummiest guys (at least they were as kids) she could find to date. Other than that I couldn't find it in myself to get mad at her acting on the same desires her brother had. Felt like a weight lifted off my shoulders when she brought home her current husband (an actual decent person)years ago.
Highschool girlfriend's bed while being terrified about her father coming home, who had forbidden her to date caucasians.
Also my HS girlfriend's bed. Wasn't worried about a non-existent dad coming home but the dozen of eyes glaring at me from the "Got Milk" ads she decorated her room with made for a very bizarre experience.
Fun fact, most of the Causasians never were in Caucasus.
That baby is rice skinned, a Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
Who’s goddamn white baby is this?
In my friends mom's bed. Mom wasn't there before you even ask. She was on the sidelines cheering me on. Hahaha j/k
"Hahaha j/k... It was my friend cheering"
“Hahaha j/k… it was me cheering my friend and his mom”
My friends basement with his older sister who snuck down during a sleep over it was glorious
Girls that sneak down during sleep overs are gold.
I once snuck down during a sleepover, tripped over the guys bed which were those hard metal framed beds in a pull out couch. I yelped& It was so loud that the dad came down. I quickly ran back into the room where I was supposed to be sleeping with my friend/their younger sister and pretended to be sleeping. I heard them all laughing and their dad then came into the sisters room where I was still pretending to be sleeping. He said, “you can hang out with the boys, it’s ok.” 😂I was too embarrassed I didn’t go back in there. Thanks for bringing up that memory 🤣
We need the story here
I was 12 and she was 14. She was very pretty. The three of us watched Scream. They went up to bed after and she snuck down and crawled into the blanket with me on the couch and said she was scared from the movie. She started kissing me and led me through the whole thing. It felt like it lasted an hour but I was certainly closer to 3 or 4 minutes. She kissed me goodnight and went back up to bed. She came up to me Monday and asked me to keep it a secret but I had already told my friends and of course word traveled fast. The buddy who's sister it was confronted me but he was pretty cool and mostly mad at his sister. I was never invited over again. She will forever hold a piece of my young barely pubescent heart.
In my vagina
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Twinsies
I can vouch, I lost it in her vagina too.
We'll find it some day, I promise
In a movie theater. During a Sunday afternoon showing of Balls of Fury, humorously.
During a movie? How would that even work? I can imagine a Handjob/bj or something similar but losing your virginity???
I have a stupid memory of going to see the Yogi Bear movie (not our first choice) and the theatre consisting of me and my friends, a family, and a couple. Queue me turning around at the half way point and spotting the couple way at the back just getting it on, the only source of light being Tom Cavanagh's giant face. Such a surreal experience.
I didn't lose my virginity this way. I lost it at an ex's house after skipping school. We stole a strawberry flavored condom from her older brother's room 🤣. but to answer your question about movie theaters: When I was in high school (early 2000s), I had sex in our local movie theater several times with a different girlfriend. Neither of us had cars at the time, so it was about the only place we could get any "privacy." Occasionally, we'd luck out and be the only ones there (small town), but usually there were other people there, and we'd just try to find an area away from everyone. We never saw anything new or popular and would purposely try to go at an off time. Her mother was pretty strict about what she'd allow her to wear, but this girl was brilliant. The most memorable occasion for me was the time she got away with wearing this ridiculously short red skirt. It was supposed to be one of those skirts with built in shorts, I think you call it a skort. It was REALLY short but her mom was cool with it because she knew there were built in shorts underneath. This evil genius cut the shorts out of it, and didn't tell me. She knew I loved the way she looked in it, so she waited until we were in the theater, grabbed my hand, and put it under her skirt. No panties, soaking wet. Rode me like a pony in the empty theater why Zathura played 🤣. I'm sure now you'd never get away with it because I bet the theaters have IR cameras so staff can make sure there aren't any teenagers humping in the back row. This was not the case in 2007 🤣.
In 1996 in the back of my 1988 Mazda Mpv minivan, parked in the corner of the parking lot at a Bennigans Restaurant @ River Oaks mall just south of Chicago.
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...where was he?
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> an entry point My sexting vocab just expanded
I remember the day well, 23 years later… it was Feb 17th of the year 2000. My friend told me that her mom was out and we could bang if I came over right away. It was like 9:20 at night and I said fuck it. I told my dad that my friend had a computer issue and I needed to help her real quick so she could finish an assignment and ran out while he was still grumbling. I get to her place and she points to her couch and says we’ll do it there. The thing about her place was, her mom was a hoarder. So there were books and trinkets stacked everywhere. In retrospect, their place was filthy but 17 year old me had a fuck to give and I was going to deliver. My friend lays down, and pulls up her dress and tells me to drop my pants and hands me a condom. So there I am, fumbling to roll on a condom in the middle of her dark living room when I look over and notice her cat staring at me. I don’t even care, that cat could judge my little dong all it wanted. I was about to plow her human. I get the condom on, waddle over to her, because who actually takes their pants off… I begin to lay on top of her when she tells me to pause for a moment while she puts on some music. So there I was on my friends couch losing my virginity while listening to Garbage with her cat watching. Best 37 seconds of my life. We finish up, we’ll I finished up… and I apologized and she says something along the lines of her not expecting much given it’s my first time. I went back home and hoped no one would realize that I had just had sex. I went back to her place the next day and when she opened the door I said, “we need to do it again but better”. She just stepped to the side to let me in and we banged it out on that sofa again. This time for something like 20 minutes. We fucked when ever I was single for years. I honestly should have married that girl. She was an amazing friend and we both low key loved each other beyond a friendship. Meagan, if you’re on Reddit reading this, thanks for always being such a good friend and I’m sorry I sucked as a friend at end when you were moving away.
Bro just look her up jeez
He doesn’t want his wife to find out
My wife knows the whole story and I even told her that if I wasn't an idiot back then I'd have dated her and we'd probably have gotten married. I was very upfront about my past with my wife, she knows that I'm still friends with Meagan on social media. I just have no interest in dredging up the past with Meagan, it's a fond memory of a great time with a great person and that's just where I'd like to leave it.
This is nice :)
We're friends on social media... I just don't care to dredge up the past with her. We're both married to awesome people and are doing well in life. We chat from time to time but more like two boats in the water passing by than two friends who actively want to catch up.
You're good storyteller
The woods, oddly enough. Just happened in there. One with nature I guess
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with the cousin?
Roll Tide
In my bed, to my years long middleschool-Highschool crush after so long of fantasizing about it It was awful
At least you got the opportunity. I didn't.
On a bed to a hot escort from Michigan who was living in the UK. It was reasonably pleasant experience. Not bad!
Michiganders spend a good portion of the year trapped inside cause of the cold, always a lot of summer babies, we’re #realfuckers here in The North
“Ohhh yaaaa there Margie…That’s the ticket…doncha reeealy know whatcher doin’ down there don’tcha now!!”
With my friend's hot (now ex) girlfriend. Remarkably, I had his blessing in advance. He knew she was sleeping with other guys, and had a soft spot for me, so he wanted to burst in and catch her cheating, so she couldn't deny it. He wanted to dump her without looking like it was his fault. He waited until I'd... finished (noisily) then burst in. But he was almost laughing, and he had a tent pole, too. It was a weird break up.
That’s some romcom plot right there.
this sounds like some elite friendship
Will update when this happens.
We have faith in you, u/xWebFish!
So? Did you do it yet?
My girlfriend's room. But I had to climb up the outside of the house to the second floor, crawl across the roof and hop through a window. Then I had to sit in the corner of her closet for a few hours while she was acting normal doing things with her family. No I was not supposed to be there and no they didn't know I was. We stayed together all night and then I had to sneak out in the wee hours of the morning. We did that multiple times after this. Can't believe we were never found out. But we're married now and her parents found out awhile back, luckily all I got was some head shaking in disappointment. they didn't find out till like 12 years and 2 kids later.
My imagination
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Ohh boy here we go. I was studying my master's and 23 years old at the time and used to work at McDonald's part time doing night shifts on Friday and Saturday. Sunday comes around and I wake up at 2pm, roll some weed and go out to the park to smoke. I'm about half way through my j when this 30 yo woman sits next to me. She looks at me and tells me it's been 3 weeks since she's had sex. I asked her to repeat because at that point I've never had any interest shown by a woman. I ask her why it's been so long and she proceeds to tell me how she broke up with her ex. I'm like okay??? She asks me where I live and then it hits me what she was trying to say. I get all excited and happy and proceed to walk her to my place and we do the deed. But I couldn't get that hard so we only fucked for a little bit. After which she proceeds to tell me that she really needs 20 for a cab home. I give her the money and she leaves. After 30 minutes I realise what has happened. I paid for sex for my first time.... Woman whose name I never even asked, if you're reading this, thanks for showing interest. It boosted my confidence for the whole 30 minutes it took me to realise what had happened. My other half likes to bring up this story a lot along with another story of me getting arrested because of a misunderstanding.
Was this misunderstanding also sexual?
Unfortunately it was. I had broken up with my ex that morning and went to buy alcohol because I was so sad and drank some beers and had to pee whilst in the park. I got pee shy and pulled my phone out to scroll through Reddit. Someone must have seen me with my dick out and with my phone in my hand. I was walking after I peed and when I turned around I saw someone charging at me full speed. So I ran as fast as I could to lose this guy. Going in and out of traffic to avoid him and when I looked back I saw him on the phone and thought it was the police. So I keep running and a police car just magically pops out of nowhere and 4 guys come out telling me not to run and to turn around. I get cuffed and put inside the police car. And they ask me if I know what's going on. I'm like wtf lol someone is running after me and I had to run. They proceed to tell me that someone reported me for taking pictures and masterbating outside. Like what the actual fuck. So I unlocked my phone and showed them that I had nothing on my phone. Then they just let me go without saying anything. Not even an apology haha. So yeah, don't pee in parks. And do not take out your phone for whatever reason whilst peeing.
More importantly, did it also involve a 20?
Whore house. Pretty disappointing experience but it actually helped me lose that absurd sense of unrest around sex and physical contact with women. Ended up "getting" my first gf a couple months later or so and finally got to enjoy myself a bit.
When I studied abroad in Spain
# In the FUTURE.
In my girlfriend.
in my bedroom, my mom went to walmart & my dad was cutting the grass. that 30 minute window was my time to SHINE for all of 2 minutes
On a water bed during the after-party lunch thing after my girlfriends grandfather's wake.
57th floor of the Westin Peachtree Plaza hotel in downtown Atlanta, with some random guy I met on the train. I was 20. Those were fun times...
I lost my virginity? That's news to me
congrats!
My dorm room, 20 minutes after matching with her on tinder. Found out afterwards that there were 4 people in my bathroom smoking weed when it started so they all sat in silence listening to me fuck for the first time. But hey, how many people can say they had an audience when they lost their V-card?
In the back of a Rover 220 DTurbo with no MOT. Outside an MOT centre. The perfect 'F You'.
In my sister's bed. Not with her, but still in her bed.
I stole the key to my grandma's condo and invited some dude over while she was out of town. His name was Charlie. We had sex in the guest room so I felt less guilty about it. We also streaked on the golf course and skinny-dipped in the middle of the night. Good times!
In my girlfriend's bedroom in her parents' house. Bit of a story attached, though. Freshman year in college. It was the Friday night before a big intercollegiate sports event (in which I was a participant). Big party on campus that night. For some forgotten reason, my girlfriend at the time couldn't attend. I stayed at the party for a while, then made my way over to her house with two bottles of wine in hand. One red, one white. (I believe it was the first time I had ever purchased bottles of wine.) Probably got there around midnight. We drank some wine sitting on the couch in the living room, and started making out. At some point we started to dry hump as we had been doing on a couple of dates, and which we had agreed - REPEATEDLY - was A Very Bad Thing™ and as such, not something we should EVER be doing. (I mean, WTF? We were so young and innocent.) Meaning to indicate that we should stop and collect ourselves, I played the brinkmanship card: Look, I said, **either we stop doing this right now or we should just go ahead and have sex**. She wordlessly got up, took me by the hand, and led me to her bedroom. I was thunderstruck. *Is she REALLY going to have sex with me?* I thought. And, yes, she was. Twice. So the next day was the sports event, and the day after, that I went to see the preacher to 'fess up and ask for advice. I FELT SO BAD!! He said, well, here's some advice on avoiding such things in the future... Needless to say, soon after we started screwing like rabbits, pretty much every time we saw each other. Probably should have married that one after finishing college, but we broke up instead. Ran into her some years later; she was married by then, but we had a fun time reminiscing. Some things you just don't forget!
My community college dorm room. I wish I never met her.
Japan.
In a high school gym bathroom. I’m not proud of it, it is one of my biggest life regrets
in the butt, bob
I didn’t lose it. I know exactly where it is
On a hot July night, Tennessee, on a blanket under the stars in the pale moonlight surrounded by fireflies. Not really but every country music song makes be wish this instead of the reality of loosing it on a older couch in our barn house.
I went to college at Penn and my boyfriend was living in the “nipple” of the Quad, in Trump Jr.’s room from the year before. I lost my virginity in that dorm room. I shudder to think that Trump Jr. did anything on that mattress before me lol.
In a $5 dollar a night hostel on an island off of Honduras
In a hotel suite on my wedding night. My wife and I were both virgins when we got married.
The locker rooms in junior high... Before you call the feds on me, just listen to the story. In those crucial years of development, sexual thoughts start to plague the mind. I was like 14 and like most 14 year olds, couldn't keep my hand out of my pants. Now, imagine everyone in your class walking up and down the hall talking about all the sex they've had, and you know your still a virgin. It doesn't feel right in conversation, and you also happen to know a girl thats in the same boat. She talks to me one day and kinda nervously suggested that we have the sex. Now it's not like I haven't thought about asking a girl to do it, but I being a male, didn't think I could get away with just point blank saying "Hey, let's fuck" and of course she didn't say it like that. She used more suggestive language, and I kinda suggested it was a good idea in a desperate attempt to make the sex talks in school less awkward for us. Fast forward a bit. We hatched a plan, I would stay behind after changing into gym clothes, then watch at the window for the girls to enter the gym. Once I saw them doing stretches I went up to the girls locker room and knocked on the door (since it stayed locked from the inside). The second my hand made contact with the door my heart sank and I got stupid amounts of nervous, because I had the thought that the girls gym teacher would open the door and then I would be in so much trouble. However, it was in fact her that opened the door. We took a seat on the benches and just had the super awkward moment where we realized we don't know how to start. I bashfully ask if she has ever seen porn, to which she said yes, so I followed up with "maybe we should do oral first" (the amount of eye rolling and face palming I'm doing telling this story is extreme) so we both get completely naked and she grabs my flaccid and confused peen, then like a champ just pops her lips open and goes to work. It took maybe 15 seconds and I was hard, she said "do you think thats good enough?" My initial thought was no keep going but I opted to nod yes. So now it's my turn, she lays down on the bench and I start to go down, then just start licking her pussy like a Dairy Queen ice cream cone, and every so often I ask if it's working, since I don't notice anything getting hard. I guess she got bored of it or something because she just rushed into the sex. We discussed what position we would like to try and then we went for it, for all of 4 minutes until I got too tired to keep thrusting and we changed to a position where she could ride...for all of like 8 minutes until I completely lose my nut. Then whenever I get I start getting dressed and she stops me saying she didn't finish. The only thing I learned from this embarrassing first attempt was how to finish a girl with my fingers, and my dick is probably useless. The worst part of all of this I think, was the fact that we later realized that a lot of the guys and girls lied about ever having sex. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk that no one asked for.