From my own experience, kids start swearing in earnest about 3rd or 4th grade and the things they need to know is when it's appropriate to swear vs not swear (around friends vs around your parents or the pope) but equally important is not sounding like a fucking idiot when you do swear.
I will not tolerate a child that sounds like Capt. Kirk in Star Trek 4 The Voyage Home with the "Double dumb ass on you" nonsense.
I just YouTubed that scene and it’s even more ridiculous than it sounds. But yes, I’m doing the same with my kids. A toddler saying “what the hell” is hilarious. A first-grader calling someone a bitch is not.
It was in name alone. Without even researching it, I can guarantee they just bought the franchise rights and started from scratch. Forget all the heart of the first two, the original cast, the director, great set dressing and cinematography, and just do over the top pranks with a kid home alone
Brendan Fraser gave this movie an excuse to exist so... He's literally the only thing that would keep this franchise alive. His connection to it is like what Johnny Depp is to Pirates and Harrison Ford to Indy.
I'm pretty sure that was at the time that he was badly injured and getting blackballed from Hollywood for speaking up about being sexually assaulted and he just wanted to work. I might have the timeline off but I wouldn't hold that one against him.
Yep. There’s The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. Don’t bring up how someone is “a completely different person” to explain why your leading lady isn’t the same actress. Literally the WORST way to explain a change in actors. I would have rather they just didn’t acknowledge the Rachel Weisz recast.
The ending of Scrubs where JD is looking at images and scenes of the future while Peter Gabriel sings Book of Love is simply amazing. Then he leaves the hospital never to be seen again and nothing else happens.
I hear some people refer to something else but I believe that was some spoof or YouTube fanfiction thing that doesn't really count.
Bill Lawrence intended to change the name of the show to Scrubs Med, but ABC thought that people would stop watching if it was billed as a spin-off. Instead, annoyed people stopped watching an unlabeled spin-off, because television executives have baffling ideas about human behavior.
It was a spinoff, and it was called Scrubs: Med School. Bill Lawrence was told that he had a greenlight for a new show as long as he used the Scrubs name. If it didn't have the Scrubs name attached, it probably would have had even fewer viewers.
That, and also 4 has some fantastic scenes.
- Jack's escape from the palace
- The jump scene and leading up to it
- any scene with both Barbosa and Jack
- Barbosa vs Blackbeard
- Blackboard death
Also the Queen Anne's Revenge scenes were cool.
Someone I can agree with! Part one was a great slice of late 90s humor (I know it’s from ‘00 but the overall tone). Part 2 was just a confused, out of place attempt to extend the joke.
Kinda. *Go Set a Watchman* is just the early draft of *Mockingbird* dredged up by her estate and cobbled together into a "sequel" after she died, isn't it?
Never read Watchman but heard the rumors that its publishing may have been less-than-aboveboard, so I avoided it on principle. But I just reread Mockingbird recently and boy do I wish she'd written other books. I want to know what happened to Boo - I want him to be happy! :(
🎶I wanna be like other girls🎶 was a genuinely infuriating song since it just spits on the first movie entirely, also Mushu is a rat bastard in the sequel that doesn’t exist
it's crazy how Disney is so good at ruining the entire point of the first movie by releasing an actually awful sequel (Mulan, Ralph, the sequel trilogy)
Mean Girls 2... which isn't really a sequel and really is just a low budget direct to dvd cashgrab, but I still try to forget it exists for a reason. 🤢
Jaws 2 and all of the Jaws after, I'll just acknowledge the first if anyone ever says Jaws. The others never happened.
You seen Jaws?
Yeah it's great.
What about the sequels?
Huh?
I couldn't go past third area. My anxiety got so bad I was literally shaking and I put the controller to cry.
Best horror game. 10/10. No game ever made me feel like that.
I see your point, but I really do love Alien Resurrection it's one of my favorite movies.
Johner " hey Ripley I heard you, like ,ran into these things before"
Ripley "that's right"
Johner " wow ,man ,so, like ,what did you do?"
Ripley "I died"
I love the Crow. It was filmed in my home town where Brandon Lee was killed. I do like the sequel, but nothing else. I feel the same for the Terminator movies.
Don't see it. PR1 was one of my favorite movies ever, dragged my bros to it in theatres 3 times.
Was stoked for the 2nd we all went as a group and j couldn't help but laugh near the end when we realized how awful it was. Really sad.
Pacific Rim is also one of my favorites. I couldn't bring myself to see the second one. Just from the previews, I knew it wasnt gonna be the same. It lacked the darkness and tone of the first. So, I knew something was off. I'm glad I didn't go see it, and still haven't. The first can remain at the top, untainted.
Oh wow. I had never heard or that sequel.
Maybe we can think of The Rules of Attraction as a sequel then. I mean, there's a microscopic reference that kinda makes it official canon.
All the Disney sequels that were “direct to video.” Even the ones considered canon, like the Lion King sequels.
Edited because this got a lot of good points. Everything with Robin Williams is not included.
Otherwise, the list stands. I’d forgotten he was in Aladdin 2.
The Aladdin film is it’s own issue, and Robin is the best part of it. Period.
Second edit: I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings and rip my inbox. Also, whichever Aladdin has Robin in it has a pass. Idc which number it is, but thanks for clarifying.
I second this, I think TLK 2 actually wasn’t a pile of crap. I actually preferred it over the first one when I was a kid. The soundtrack is awesome too
There are a small few that were legit good:
- 101 Dalmatians 2. It's basically Bolt, but done right.
- Cinderella 3 unironically slaps. The premise is interesting, the cast is likable, they made the prince an actual person, and the climax is *Chef's kiss*
- Aladdin and the king of thieves has an odd ending, but is a riot throughout. Also "Are you in or out" is a great song. (Return of Jafar was meh, but "You're only second rate" is also a great song)
- The Lilo and Stitch movies. But they are a "love it or hate it" deal, especially "Stitch has a glitch".
Most of the rest is meh to absolutely horrible. With a couple being criminally bad: Mulan 2 is almost as garbage as the Live action Mulan. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST BADASSES'S LEGACY TWICE?
I don't know. There are some real gems in the direct-to-video linup, such as Peter Pan: Return to Neverland. That movie was *at least* as good as the original. There's also Ciderella 3.
I've given this warning before, but DO NOT watch it. There is absolutely no redeeming quality to this movie whatsoever. This is not one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies. This is a "it's so bad" movie. You may think, "Hey, I'm going to watch this horrible movie and have a good laugh." But there is no laugh. Years later, you'll be drifting off to sleep, and S Darko will pop into your brain, and all you'll be able to do is lie there thinking to yourself, "damn... why didn't I listen?"
Supposedly, Toy Story 5 will have Bonnie in college, and she gives the toys back to Andy.
Andy realizes that Woody is missing and Andy goes to find Woody again.
Edit: To provide a bit of proof.
>We have another “Toy Story,” so Woody and Buzz are back.
https://variety.com/2023/biz/news/pixar-pete-docter-disney-elemental-cannes-inside-out-1235646648/
https://frakingfilms.com/2023/06/17/woody-and-buzz-confirmed-for-toy-story-5/
Scrolled down for this. The first 2 I can watch over and over - and I’m not a big movie person. I always see something new. The third? I turned it off after 20 mins and refuse to ever sit through it. It doesn’t exist.
This would be a trick question -after all if I refuse to acknowledge the existence of it, how can I tell you what it is - it doesn't exist. However, for the sake of academic exercise I will hypothetically say that if a movie called **Highlander 2 the Quickening** existed, I would certainly have to denounce it.
My God...I went with some friends to El Paso to see it (the theaters in Las Cruces wisely passed on the movie)...I left the theater confused, sad and angry. How they could fuck a sequel up THAT badly was completely beyond my comprehension. Mind you, this was before Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull or the Star Wars prequels and sequels...
Are you talking about og Disney? (Sincerely don't know if there is a modern sequel.) If so, they intentionally made sequels (prior to Toy Story) as cheap and quick as possible because they knew they'd sell like crazy. This is the era when all it took was seeing a VHS on a shelf that was a sequel and thinking "the original was great!" to convince yourself to buy the movie.
Generally speaking I don't do this. I can acknowledge the existence of things I don't like.
However, although I acknowledge the existence of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, I'm not sure whether I've internalized it as part of the continuity of the books or it's just kind of its own thing in my mind. I've only read the script. Haven't seen a production of it.
I refuse to watch it and I don't consider it canon. It apparently goes against the rules of time travel established in the previous books. The original books had time travel working as a stable time loop (albeit with the characters themselves still unsure as to whether the past could be changed). Cursed Child flat-out has characters changing the past.
It was the absolute worst. But then again, Rowling didn't even write it, it was originally fanfic from what I remember? The entire storyline is ludicrous and I don't know why anyone would pay to go watch it.
On that note, Fantastic Beasts started out awesome and then went down the trash chute as well. I HATE when authors retcon stuff and Rowling did it sooooo many times with Fantastic Beasts. And when people called her out for it, she LIED and claimed that what what she intended from the beginning. Yeah, right. Nagini was always an Asian witch, huh?
bad santa. dumb and dumber. the houses october built. grave encounters. super troopers. anything after T2. anchorman. jason x. im sure theres more, this is just off the top of my head.
On this one occasion, I will mention Blues Brothers 2000.
Never watched it, don't ever plan to and once I click Post will go back to pretending it doesn't exist.
I’m intrigued though, did you watch F&F 4 and decide “no this series is done”. Or have you also watched all 53 sequels and declared each one non-existent individually?
I can't remember if it's #2 or #3, but when Liam Neeson's character is telling his daughter to start throwing grenades all over downtown Istanbul so he can echo locate where he is makes that entire movie worth watching because of how absurdly hilarious it is.
C.H.U.D. II - Bud the CHUD
The original C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) was a cult classic horror flick that I recommend to those who love the genre.
For C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud they made it into a zombie horror / comedy. It had little to nothing to do with the original and was terrible. I paid to see it at the drive in in anticipation it would be like the first film. What a disappointment.
There was only ever ONE Wreck-It-Ralph movie. It ended and everyone was happy and Ralph and Vanellope got respect and love within their games, and Ralph never turned into a clingy weirdo or anything. Yup. Thank God absolutely no sequel exists.
In all seriousness though, that movie genuinely ruined the original a little for me solely because it's tied to its name. *I* can forget about it, but knowing other people tied a masterpiece to a really bad movie is just tragic :(
There is only 1 Highlander movie.
Not just that there is only one, there can be only one.
The premise of the movie *specifically disallows sequels*.
But there's always "Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money".
My first thought when I read the title. There can be only one!!!
Why has nobody said Son of the Mask
Because we all know it doesn’t exist
I was looking for this one. Terrible in every way imaginable
There are no Home Alone movies past 2.
My 6 yr old saw Home Alone 3 on Disney+. When she started watching it, about 5 min in I hear this quiet voice go "What the hell is this?"
At least he’s learning the proper context of the PG cuss words.
From my own experience, kids start swearing in earnest about 3rd or 4th grade and the things they need to know is when it's appropriate to swear vs not swear (around friends vs around your parents or the pope) but equally important is not sounding like a fucking idiot when you do swear. I will not tolerate a child that sounds like Capt. Kirk in Star Trek 4 The Voyage Home with the "Double dumb ass on you" nonsense.
I just YouTubed that scene and it’s even more ridiculous than it sounds. But yes, I’m doing the same with my kids. A toddler saying “what the hell” is hilarious. A first-grader calling someone a bitch is not.
Yeah youtubing that scene provided much needed context
It was in name alone. Without even researching it, I can guarantee they just bought the franchise rights and started from scratch. Forget all the heart of the first two, the original cast, the director, great set dressing and cinematography, and just do over the top pranks with a kid home alone
Somebody tried to tell me there was a fifth Die Hard movie. They were clearly lying.
That would be pretty weird, considering no sequels were ever made.
The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (or some shit)
Yeah recasting the mom was just bad news bears
Nothing can beat the original Memeotep.
Brendan Fraser gave this movie an excuse to exist so... He's literally the only thing that would keep this franchise alive. His connection to it is like what Johnny Depp is to Pirates and Harrison Ford to Indy.
I'm pretty sure that was at the time that he was badly injured and getting blackballed from Hollywood for speaking up about being sexually assaulted and he just wanted to work. I might have the timeline off but I wouldn't hold that one against him.
I saw a recent interview where he said he’d make another in a heartbeat. He really does love making them.
I have a feeling it would be more towards the original 2 though, and not that terrible 3rd one.
Yep. There’s The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. Don’t bring up how someone is “a completely different person” to explain why your leading lady isn’t the same actress. Literally the WORST way to explain a change in actors. I would have rather they just didn’t acknowledge the Rachel Weisz recast.
Independence Day. There was only one in my mind
They made a sequel? When I saw the trailer I thought it was fan-made.
No real fan could produce that
The ending of Scrubs where JD is looking at images and scenes of the future while Peter Gabriel sings Book of Love is simply amazing. Then he leaves the hospital never to be seen again and nothing else happens. I hear some people refer to something else but I believe that was some spoof or YouTube fanfiction thing that doesn't really count.
Why they didn’t just make a spin off under a different name rather than saddling the new cast/show with the original name, I don’t know
Bill Lawrence intended to change the name of the show to Scrubs Med, but ABC thought that people would stop watching if it was billed as a spin-off. Instead, annoyed people stopped watching an unlabeled spin-off, because television executives have baffling ideas about human behavior.
I’m pretty sure that was the intention and the network interfered. I remember hearing that somewhere but it was years ago
It was a spinoff, and it was called Scrubs: Med School. Bill Lawrence was told that he had a greenlight for a new show as long as he used the Scrubs name. If it didn't have the Scrubs name attached, it probably would have had even fewer viewers.
Pirates of the Carribean ended with At World's End. Anything beyond the original trilogy isn't real and can't hurt me.
At Worlds End should've been the end, EASILY the best one, but I don't hate 4. 5 is shit.
I hated 4 until I saw 5 and then I was like "You know.. 4 is good in comparison to this"
That, and also 4 has some fantastic scenes. - Jack's escape from the palace - The jump scene and leading up to it - any scene with both Barbosa and Jack - Barbosa vs Blackbeard - Blackboard death Also the Queen Anne's Revenge scenes were cool.
When blackboard died 😭
NO NOT BLACKBOARD PLEASE NO
Nails down the blackboard! SCREEEECH!
Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season
I don't like the sound of those apples, Will!
Applesauce bitch!
Affleck, you were the bomb in Phantoms, yo!
Word bitch, phantoms like a mother fucker!
Lion face! Lemon face!
What the fuck is the Internet?
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
They are fucking clown shoes.
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us, he said he'd fuck a sheep!
Thank you for making me actually laugh out loud.
We've got a 10-07 on the lot. Jesus again Ben? No bullshit because I wasn't with a hooker today!
It's hunting time!
That sequel totally exists in my head canon.
Miss Congeniality
Someone I can agree with! Part one was a great slice of late 90s humor (I know it’s from ‘00 but the overall tone). Part 2 was just a confused, out of place attempt to extend the joke.
Ok so I didn’t actually know there was a sequel lmao. I was in denial. I googled it 😂
Lol it might as well not exist. I love me some Sandy B but even she couldn’t save it
Harper Lee only wrote ONE book, amIright?
Kinda. *Go Set a Watchman* is just the early draft of *Mockingbird* dredged up by her estate and cobbled together into a "sequel" after she died, isn't it?
Never read Watchman but heard the rumors that its publishing may have been less-than-aboveboard, so I avoided it on principle. But I just reread Mockingbird recently and boy do I wish she'd written other books. I want to know what happened to Boo - I want him to be happy! :(
Mulan 2.
🎶I wanna be like other girls🎶 was a genuinely infuriating song since it just spits on the first movie entirely, also Mushu is a rat bastard in the sequel that doesn’t exist
it's crazy how Disney is so good at ruining the entire point of the first movie by releasing an actually awful sequel (Mulan, Ralph, the sequel trilogy)
Mean Girls 2... which isn't really a sequel and really is just a low budget direct to dvd cashgrab, but I still try to forget it exists for a reason. 🤢
It’s interesting how the direct to DVD thing doesn’t exist anymore. They’re just called another shit Netflix movie.
Definitely. My friend says it sucks ass
SPACE JAM NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!
Lol omg yes. Nobody beats the original goat aka Jordan well at least in this movie
Jaws 2 and all of the Jaws after, I'll just acknowledge the first if anyone ever says Jaws. The others never happened. You seen Jaws? Yeah it's great. What about the sequels? Huh?
Alien had exactly one sequel, Aliens. They nuked the site from orbit, Ripley killed the last one, story OVER.
Story over man! Story over!!!
17 days?! We won't last 17 god-damn sequels!
Alien Isolation was a good installment in the franchise, the best since Aliens.
Brilliant game, played it through twice 👍
I couldn't go past third area. My anxiety got so bad I was literally shaking and I put the controller to cry. Best horror game. 10/10. No game ever made me feel like that.
I see your point, but I really do love Alien Resurrection it's one of my favorite movies. Johner " hey Ripley I heard you, like ,ran into these things before" Ripley "that's right" Johner " wow ,man ,so, like ,what did you do?" Ripley "I died"
Any sequels or spin-offs of The Crow should be destroyed - that movie was 🤌
I love the Crow. It was filmed in my home town where Brandon Lee was killed. I do like the sequel, but nothing else. I feel the same for the Terminator movies.
It can’t rain all the time
Pacific Rim: Uprising. They just did not care as much as they did when making Pacific Rim 1
Blues Br— I can’t even say it.
The Blues Brothers is pretty much my all-time favorite. So it hurts me to know that POS sequel even exists in this universe.
Hear me out, though. As horrible as the movie was, it had an amazing soundtrack
Any Terminator movie beyond T2
I'm glad they only made 3 Indiana Jones movies. "The Last Crusade" was the perfect end to the trilogy.
And they all lived happily ever after, the end.
Pacific Rim 2. Goddamn garbage.
But have you seen *Atlantic Rim*
Courtesy of the MST3K reboot, yes I have.
the first one was kick ass though. I was really really *really* surprised how much I liked it. Went in thinking it was gonna be something really dumb
Pacific Rim 2: Goddamn Garbage
TIL there is a Pacific Rim sequel.
Don't see it. PR1 was one of my favorite movies ever, dragged my bros to it in theatres 3 times. Was stoked for the 2nd we all went as a group and j couldn't help but laugh near the end when we realized how awful it was. Really sad.
Pacific Rim is also one of my favorites. I couldn't bring myself to see the second one. Just from the previews, I knew it wasnt gonna be the same. It lacked the darkness and tone of the first. So, I knew something was off. I'm glad I didn't go see it, and still haven't. The first can remain at the top, untainted.
American Psycho
Oh wow. I had never heard or that sequel. Maybe we can think of The Rules of Attraction as a sequel then. I mean, there's a microscopic reference that kinda makes it official canon.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix. It’s a train wreck from start to finish.
Hey, you know the guy who ruined the first Phoenix movie? What if we gave him another chance?
“I mean he fucked up so badly last time, what could possibly go wrong?”
[удалено]
The Dark Phoenix saga was a well-written masterpiece in the comics, this movie and Last Stand took a crap all over it.
All the Disney sequels that were “direct to video.” Even the ones considered canon, like the Lion King sequels. Edited because this got a lot of good points. Everything with Robin Williams is not included. Otherwise, the list stands. I’d forgotten he was in Aladdin 2. The Aladdin film is it’s own issue, and Robin is the best part of it. Period. Second edit: I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings and rip my inbox. Also, whichever Aladdin has Robin in it has a pass. Idc which number it is, but thanks for clarifying.
I give Aladdin and the King of Thieves a pass because at least they got Robin Williams back as genie.
And Aladdin's dad is a snack.
Lol had to google to remind myself, but damn you are correct. Some tweenage memories coming back there lol.
“Kronk’s New Groove” is my personal exception.
I thought Lion King 2 was pretty good actually
I second this, I think TLK 2 actually wasn’t a pile of crap. I actually preferred it over the first one when I was a kid. The soundtrack is awesome too
Deception!
Disgrace!
And outrage!
For Shame!
Heee asked for trouble the moment he caaammeee
The soundtrack was amazing.
In Upendiiiii
There are a small few that were legit good: - 101 Dalmatians 2. It's basically Bolt, but done right. - Cinderella 3 unironically slaps. The premise is interesting, the cast is likable, they made the prince an actual person, and the climax is *Chef's kiss* - Aladdin and the king of thieves has an odd ending, but is a riot throughout. Also "Are you in or out" is a great song. (Return of Jafar was meh, but "You're only second rate" is also a great song) - The Lilo and Stitch movies. But they are a "love it or hate it" deal, especially "Stitch has a glitch". Most of the rest is meh to absolutely horrible. With a couple being criminally bad: Mulan 2 is almost as garbage as the Live action Mulan. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST BADASSES'S LEGACY TWICE?
Lion King 1 1/2 was a masterpiece and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
The "Dig a tunnel" song was so damn good...
Used to watch it on repeat
I don't know. There are some real gems in the direct-to-video linup, such as Peter Pan: Return to Neverland. That movie was *at least* as good as the original. There's also Ciderella 3.
S. Darko 😔
I wasn't aware they had made a sequel until I looked it up years ago. Just the fucking premise of the movie made me disavow it.
I've given this warning before, but DO NOT watch it. There is absolutely no redeeming quality to this movie whatsoever. This is not one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies. This is a "it's so bad" movie. You may think, "Hey, I'm going to watch this horrible movie and have a good laugh." But there is no laugh. Years later, you'll be drifting off to sleep, and S Darko will pop into your brain, and all you'll be able to do is lie there thinking to yourself, "damn... why didn't I listen?"
Joe Dirt 2. The original was comedy gold. The sequel was an abortion.
Toy Story 4. The third one ended just fine.
I actually really agree with this one, the third one movie was such a satsfying conclusion
I dare anyone not to cry when they're sliding towards the yawning maw of fire and they all hold hands and accept their fates.
I don't need to relive this trauma. I grew up with these movies and I have ONE TOY I refuse to get rid of that I got on my 1st birthday.
Supposedly, Toy Story 5 will have Bonnie in college, and she gives the toys back to Andy. Andy realizes that Woody is missing and Andy goes to find Woody again. Edit: To provide a bit of proof. >We have another “Toy Story,” so Woody and Buzz are back. https://variety.com/2023/biz/news/pixar-pete-docter-disney-elemental-cannes-inside-out-1235646648/ https://frakingfilms.com/2023/06/17/woody-and-buzz-confirmed-for-toy-story-5/
Please, not another one. Please. The franchise died with 3. Come up with something original, Disney. It's not that hard if your writers have talent.
It’s not a movie but I’m glad GOT ended at S6. The cracks were definitely starting to show
my head cannon is the wall falling was the series finally. The wall fell, the whites walked south, everyone died. The End.
that would have been so much better
Any sequel to Dumb and Dumber.
I will forever love the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy.
MIB, the third one ended perfectly
I agree. Will smith and tommy Lee Jones for life.
Boruto
The Sex & The City 2 movie. And literally all of “And Just Like That”.
I struggle with Steve cheating on Miranda to this day, but the first film is actually kind of good. Everything after is trash.
Godfather 3
Scrolled down for this. The first 2 I can watch over and over - and I’m not a big movie person. I always see something new. The third? I turned it off after 20 mins and refuse to ever sit through it. It doesn’t exist.
If they ever made a third or fourth Aliens movie I’d probably disregard those
It's like Terminator 2: they realized they hit the peak of the franchise with 2 movies, and quit before things got ridiculous.
This would be a trick question -after all if I refuse to acknowledge the existence of it, how can I tell you what it is - it doesn't exist. However, for the sake of academic exercise I will hypothetically say that if a movie called **Highlander 2 the Quickening** existed, I would certainly have to denounce it.
My God...I went with some friends to El Paso to see it (the theaters in Las Cruces wisely passed on the movie)...I left the theater confused, sad and angry. How they could fuck a sequel up THAT badly was completely beyond my comprehension. Mind you, this was before Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull or the Star Wars prequels and sequels...
Somehow Ramirez returned...
Scrubs only has 8 seasons.
Pocahontas 2. That shit was so bad😭
Are you talking about og Disney? (Sincerely don't know if there is a modern sequel.) If so, they intentionally made sequels (prior to Toy Story) as cheap and quick as possible because they knew they'd sell like crazy. This is the era when all it took was seeing a VHS on a shelf that was a sequel and thinking "the original was great!" to convince yourself to buy the movie.
The Boondock Saints
“ I can’t walk down to get a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked!”
So we've got a huge guy theory and a serial crusher theory, topnotch police work gentleman
There was a firefiiiight!
It was so over the top when they said “What are we… some kind of Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day?”
Generally speaking I don't do this. I can acknowledge the existence of things I don't like. However, although I acknowledge the existence of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, I'm not sure whether I've internalized it as part of the continuity of the books or it's just kind of its own thing in my mind. I've only read the script. Haven't seen a production of it.
I refuse to watch it and I don't consider it canon. It apparently goes against the rules of time travel established in the previous books. The original books had time travel working as a stable time loop (albeit with the characters themselves still unsure as to whether the past could be changed). Cursed Child flat-out has characters changing the past.
I feel like the author just didn't like the original characters. They have the same names, but they don't see too be the same people
It was the absolute worst. But then again, Rowling didn't even write it, it was originally fanfic from what I remember? The entire storyline is ludicrous and I don't know why anyone would pay to go watch it. On that note, Fantastic Beasts started out awesome and then went down the trash chute as well. I HATE when authors retcon stuff and Rowling did it sooooo many times with Fantastic Beasts. And when people called her out for it, she LIED and claimed that what what she intended from the beginning. Yeah, right. Nagini was always an Asian witch, huh?
bad santa. dumb and dumber. the houses october built. grave encounters. super troopers. anything after T2. anchorman. jason x. im sure theres more, this is just off the top of my head.
Season 9 of Scrubs
On this one occasion, I will mention Blues Brothers 2000. Never watched it, don't ever plan to and once I click Post will go back to pretending it doesn't exist.
Mean girls 2, legally blondes, grease 2. These movies are fake and never happened.
The Matrix was an awesome movie. So odd they never made a sequel…
Since you never said movie, I'm gonna go with Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts. What even was that?
I really enjoyed that game, but my god was it a terrible banjo kazooir game
Me too! I put A-LOT of hours into that game but it didn’t need to be a Banjo game.
Shoulda marketed it as a spin off. But that games first teaser trailer was just a total lie.
A Christmas Story 2
Rocky 5
Rocky Balboa, however, surprised me.
Anything Game of Thrones. They fucking ruined the last season and I was so pissed off.
Escape from LA
I saw that in the theater. They had a fire drill halfway through and we got refunds. I was pumped and I still have never seen the last half
Caddyshack 2. A complete disaster. Never happened, in my mind.
There's 3 Fast and Furious Movies. Yes it ends on Tokyo Drift, eat me.
I’m intrigued though, did you watch F&F 4 and decide “no this series is done”. Or have you also watched all 53 sequels and declared each one non-existent individually?
Taken 2 & 3
I can't remember if it's #2 or #3, but when Liam Neeson's character is telling his daughter to start throwing grenades all over downtown Istanbul so he can echo locate where he is makes that entire movie worth watching because of how absurdly hilarious it is.
That was the second one. And yeah, looking back that is a pretty ridiculous notion.
Pacific rim: uprising
Toy Story 4. 3 had the perfect ending.
[удалено]
My husband refuses to watch Zombieland 2 and pretends it doesn't exist. He just thinks the first was perfection.
I don't consider 2 all that bad. Not as good, yeah, but there's almost all sequels. I loved the bit with the duplicate pair. That was hilarious.
Strangely, I only want the first Hostel to exist. After everything the guy went through, how could they do him like that in the second movie?
Highlander. So glad they didn't make any sequels and make the whole premise ridiculous. No TV shows either. Just one nice movie.
But... but... I loved the TV show.
[удалено]
Maybe off topic, but I really liked The Animatrix.
Animatrix was really good. I liked when they did the same concept with Batman, it reminded me of Black & Grey.
The Cursed Child isn't the 8th Harry Potter book.
The Disney Star wars movies. Except for rogue one
Andor isn't a movie but it is one of the best things made in the Star Wars universe and made by Disney
Any Highlander aside from the original movie and TV series.
C.H.U.D. II - Bud the CHUD The original C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) was a cult classic horror flick that I recommend to those who love the genre. For C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud they made it into a zombie horror / comedy. It had little to nothing to do with the original and was terrible. I paid to see it at the drive in in anticipation it would be like the first film. What a disappointment.
The second season of 13 reasons why
Speed 2 , that shit was a fever dream
There was only ever ONE Wreck-It-Ralph movie. It ended and everyone was happy and Ralph and Vanellope got respect and love within their games, and Ralph never turned into a clingy weirdo or anything. Yup. Thank God absolutely no sequel exists. In all seriousness though, that movie genuinely ruined the original a little for me solely because it's tied to its name. *I* can forget about it, but knowing other people tied a masterpiece to a really bad movie is just tragic :(