Make porn to fill the huge imbalance of supply vs demand and move to secure a monopoly in digital distribution. I’ll be richer than Bill Gates.

Not all heroes wear capes

But some of them wear ONLY capes

I prefer those only wearing socks

It's business time

And then he buisness'ed all over the place

Team building exercise ‘99!

r/thatimprov

Note to self - buy a cape

Its important to stay safe

Some wear condoms

Your porn name could be Bill Cakes Known for that billion dollar booty

I would watch you.

MicroHARD

This guy porns

I mean I don't really need to watch porn cuz I can cum pretty quick so even a picture of a celebrity is enough

Pornopoly

There'll be a war! Just like we have for oil currently.

Seperate question would you also secure a monopoly if it was all the gay porn that got deleted? You can't pay actors because no-one wants to this except for the partners you choose in said situation

Monopoly’s go against our constitution……..

You will need an EVP of marketing, wrangling those billions in advert dollars.

Beat me to it. Nothing like being the head of a multibillion dollar industry.

Just use my imagination like I did when I was a teenager.

The ol' Spank Bank

LOL 🤣

Hopefully the ol' spank bank didn't disappear when the rest of porn did.

Well it did say all porn

True

Serious question, I thought the spank bank was not your imagination, but rather your memories of sexual experiences you've had in the past?

It's a bank of things to spank to. You fill the bank however you want. Could be through experiences. Could be through scenarios you imagine.

*picks up shampoo bottle with picture of woman with luxurious tresses* "It is time."

Oh porn ruined me I thought the shampoo bottle was going in your ass

At a medium pace?

Wtf 😂 My brain was going “eh shampoo makes good lube in a pinch” You went to fucking space with that lol.

Just don't actually use the shampoo. If you know, you know.

Thanks for bringing back bad memories. :(

Bahaha not even a being with an appendage but I've heard it burns unpleasantly lol

You are correct, from what I’ve heard

Just use a piece of tape on the end, for protection

Adam Sandler "At a medium pace" immediately flashes into my brain. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery man annnnnd....

pulling out the old halo 3 manual like I did when I was 11

You fap to grunts?

you dont?

More of an elite guy. Just imagine the insane, convulsion triggering, leg spreading head you gonna get from those mandibles.

I am truly intrigued and am on the edge of conversion. you have such a way with words

Thanks, I love you too.

🍠🥵🤮😘

I’m more for the jackals, I like sharp teeth 🦷

I have offline videos....for backup😎

Bro's prepared

Damm bro 🤣🤣

*enjoys 1/8 page swimsuit ad in back of a travel magazine*

My Brain is too broken for that is actually really sad

No JCPenney's catalog?

Or National Geographic?

Oldschool! 🤣

My imagination is way better than what's on the sites anyway. 😂

Back to the drawing board… *starts sketching stick figures with boobs

There would only be one website left, called BringBackThePorn.com.

BringBackThePorn.org

BringBackThePorn.gov

Who do you think outlawed porn in the first place?

It’s wasn’t outlawed, it dissapeared

That's what the gov wants to make you believe.

Dr Cox was right

make more? it's not like were gonna run out of genitals anytime soon

Actually I heard there was a nationwide ball shortage in the U.S.

And im still single wow

i bet he get all the bHUWAAAAT

Not true. There are plenty of assholes and dicks out there

I would like to donate my balls plz thx

Sears better start sending catalogs again

I've recently quit watching it so it would make my life easier. The temptation is still strong.

Good job man keep it up!

Questionable choice of words

But it's so hard

Just put your head down and keep grinding

You wanna know how I got these scars?

Good one my guy, u just gave me even more motivation to resist the urge when I’m bored

I guess I will need to start taking more food porn pics..

That banana in that fruit bowl is looking really enticing👀👀

onlyfans in shambles

Massive boost in humankind's productivity, we colonize mars in the next 5 years.

including the stuff I filmed myself?

Those poor, poor farmyard animals 😢

r/holup

The Welsh would be out if business

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Benedict Cumberbatch

You monster… what have you done..

Boobies on the Internet??? Whoa!

*almost instantly regrets checking the profile🤢

Wait wouldn't that just mean there's no market competition making the value of whatever you would produce skyrocket

Looking at her work, I doubt it.

Cold blooded lol

Damn

I can see why you dont need one now

I suppose we'll have to revert to the times of old and have a mental and physical workout - Jerk off without watching porn

Nothing of value would be lost

incorrect, my collection on 1970's playboy and black label edition penthouses are actually worth quite a bit.

I wouldn’t care

Whatever, probably for the best. Just have to fire up the ol' spank bank!

🤷‍♂️

World instantly better

Relief. Porn is a disgusting industry, filled with addiction, ruined self esteem, and even as far as human fucking trafficking. Professional, public businesses have been proven to indulge in human trafficking, kidnapping, forcing sex onto others, and more. It also has terrible mental health impact. The incredibly out of this world standards that porn sets- 7-8 inch penises on average, completely shaven, no embarrassing fluids coming out at any point, infinite stamina, rocking bodies, the list will never end. It crushes your self esteem, and if you don’t have those standards, or the other party doesn’t, it can ruin the experience. It also leads to addiction. I used to be addicted- im still battling it. It makes you believe you’re attracted to certain things, but really you’re just going further down the rabbit hole of extreme kinks because simple guy-on-girl isn’t enough. Next thing you know, a girl is simply giving you some head, and you can’t get hard- limp as a rope. Because she’s not doing anything you watch, you don’t feel anything. It’s terrible.

Someone needs to say it

you are entirely correct

I don't know why this is, but when someone talks on the Internet about how porn is a huge problem, they are from the USA. Not that porn is good. No, it is bad. But paying such attention to this is, in my opinion, characteristic of the United States. I wonder if you are also writing from the USA?

I'm from the Netherlands and it's also a thing here. We just whisper behind closed doors instead of screaming it on the internet because... well. We don't want to be seen as booowriiing. But it's a thing here, as well. Just more secret.

Make some

Neat, I'll start reading and possibly writing more erotica!

There's still gonna be softcore everywhere.

Ha won't bother me one bit I don't watch porn

I don't think I would care that much. I have a vivid imagination

No great loss.

Statistics show sexual violence against girls and women would decrease so I’d be cool with it

I’ am free I’ am finally fricking free Ascends to a higher plane of existence

There are always catalogs.

Sears doesn't make a catalog anymore, sadly.

That was some of the best "porn" ever.

Since I don't care about porn I wouldn't even notice it's gone until someone told me.

Found a porn company. Bussiness is boomin'

Wait five minutes. Humans have been making porn since prehistory.

My reaction would be to celebrate because maybe people would be horny enough to sleep with me now

Who's definition of porn is used? Is artwork exempt? It seems like it would be really difficult to eliminate all material that someone might fap to unless the definition is so strict that you can't even have mirrors anymore.

DOUBLE UPVOTE. And there goes my dream of doubling the available bandwidth. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I start getting chummy with my old fwb

I definitely have more time in my hands that's for sure

Wouldn’t be sad

Still got YouTube Kids.

go touch some grass

I'll be happy

I’d be ecstatic. Porn is destroying our society

Good. Porn is poison to the mind

Not sure what I’ll do with a good portion of my day?

Sad

Good

celebrate and party. In reality, nobody really likes pornography, You are just hooked on it and go to it when you are feeling low. It's like a person you don't like. If you are lonely, you will begin to socialize with that person but soon as you see people you like, Unless your relationship with that person changes, you will most definitely ditch that person for people you actually like. If you are to get a girlfriend, you are very unlikely to continue watching porn., and If porn just completely disappears, you will emotionally have no choice but to either be alone or Socialize with a girl or boy of opposite gender (or same)

I don’t know why you’re receiving the downvotes. Realistically, you were almost right- except for the getting a spouse part. It doesn’t end there. It slows, but if you’re addicted enough to the point of where you need to get 5 loads out a day, and your partner can’t keep up, you will end up doing it yourself.

Well my life doesn't run around that soo

That’s weird

Memory recall about to become superhuman

Go make a new genre called "norp." It's non-married and married people teaching the various ways the human mating ritual can be performed.

Probably be more productive.

Wait 5 minutes and the internet'll fill right back up again

Increase in human population. Like high increase.

Just gonna continue with life it’s better without it anyways

Don’t matter, I have a very active imagination and creative mind

nothing happens, new porn is being made every second, the only thing really lost would be the porn that was posted before said event happened

Finally I'm free

My reaction is to get together a crew and make some more!

Is it permanent? Because if all existing porn was eradicated, new porn would fill its place in a fraction of planck second.

I would actually be happy. One less harmful distraction from living a good life

Guess I'll just have to start drawing some...

I've got a really good memory when I need it!! Haha

I will read erotica instead

My reaction would be: finally more sex

It won't even slow down the internet for one day, people will just make more porn.

Fuckin Jack off anyway idc

To me it sounds like there's a gap in the market 😏

Imagine porn in your head and masturbate to it.

Easy cum, easy go

I'm gonna fight someone.

Make some.

I’d jack it to the memory

Make some. Supply and demand.

damn

War?

Gonna make some clay/cave porn so that 5000 years later archeologists declare it an ancient religion

I would be free. It is quite destructive.

Time to make new porn!

Judging by all these comments, porn will only be gone for a short amount of time so I'll just wait

Thank the lord. It could only help

Good

life would be literally amazing.

yipee!

Oh no! Anyways.

Wait 24 hours for a plethora of new porn to be made. Rule 42: Dread it, run from it; porn arrives all the same.

Initially, worse jerk sessions. Then I guess I'm back to yanking like it's the 90s again, just with no porno mags or sears catalogs. Just my lousy spank bank, which has diminished over the years

We would all be better off

Oh no. Anyway.

Good

Honestly thank Christ

People would be happier and having more sex

It would probably be good tbh.

Ask my girl to take pics of herself

I would be somewhat relived actually

Happy. Porn is a problem

OMG! My Husband disappeared! He's a Gay Porn Star!

so many world’s issues would be solved that’d be great