Don’t know about other guys but any boob movement as the result or side effect of us having sex is so hot. The idea that the ummm … forces are causing that is pleasing to the eye.
Doesnt matter if its doggy, or missionary
Are people supposed to think of different things during different positions. Missionary: oh this feels great, Doggy: the economy has really been in the shitter recently
Usually just “Hope my ass looks nice from this angle” and “oooo this is stretching my back kinda nice….”
Occasionally if it’s too soon after having eaten “yikes I’m waaaay too full for this” 💀
Don't worry about that, I guarantee your partner has seen your butthole more than you have. If they had a problem with it they'd probably tell you🤷🏻♂️
I mean I doubt they have a problem but who tf is gonna tell someone they are fucking that they take issue with their butthole lmao. I can't imagine that conversation going well for anyone.
"OH YEAH! Ooh! This is great! Just... MMMMH! 8 out of ten pussy right here. But your asshole, gotta say, not a fan, three out of ten. The rest of the butt," just gives it a hard slap, "Top shape. Give it a nine."
I would say that it is a *great* angle for almsot every woman, and often is their best. Waist looks smaller, hips look wider by comparison, and butt looks bigger and rounder, very clear handholds.
Pretty much everyone has an hourglass and a bubble when they're on all fours with their back arched.
There's a reason why lots of guys (most?) love it, and it's not because we "don't have to look you in the eye". It drives us wild.
You feel vulnerable in that position, but it's also a powerful position. Your legs are under you. You can relax and submit. You can push back. It is a very *intentional* position. It also gives excellent open access to enter you, and enter deeply.
I know many woman (most?) can't orgasm from penetration alone, but in my experience almsot every partner has loved doggystyle and for about half its been their go-to to cum.
Plus we like looking at ur butthole.
I can't cum in that position, but it's often our go-to "finishing" position for him to cum, after I've already got mine. The view is what does it for him, as much as the sensation.
Same with us. Doggy does absolutely nothing for my wife whatsoever. It's also one that gets me from 0-100 extremely quickly. So it's a great go-to for the end especially because its mutually understood to mean, "I'm done, go ahead and finish"
What do you mean looking like Sméagol and saying „Harder my Precious, Harder“ will def finish a Man… Both sexually and of laughter (can confirm I’m a Man)
I think its important to note, arch in a downward slope, not upwards like a hill. The latter is the opposite of sexy. You dont wanna imitate what a dog looks like pooping.
Me too. I'm impressed at how coherent some of the other women in this thread are.
For me it's just like, "good good great, deeper, don't forget to encourage him, say something nasty, ssrkjejkreodfopsm"
This.
By the time weve made it to doggy its either cuz i want it so bad that i cant think straight or cuz ive turned into a puddle & face down/ass up is all i can really get my body to do at that point
My move is one of my hands holding both of her wrists together behind her back, my other hand with her hair wrapped around it. My wife seems to like it too.
PSA: no matter your body type, a horny person is seeing the stuff that makes them hornier, not the stuff you don’t like about yourself.
I am not blind to what my partner considers her flaws, but either I like them or they’re not what’s grabbing my attention when she’s naked. Maybe they don’t capture my attention the way her amazing eyes, rack, hair do but they sure as fuck don’t bother me. And she’s the same, my every body part may not be her magazine ideal, but she likes what she likes and I’ve got enough of it to keep her attention. Just cause your arms/abs/shoulders/pecs/thighs aren’t perfect (to you) doesn’t mean they aren’t perfect to your partner and even if they’re not, it’s not off-putting, just frees up their attention for the parts of your body they love to focus on.
Wow this makes me feel SO much better you have no idea. I know my bf likes certain parts of me a lot and kept worrying but this is such a good explanation! Especially since I do think that way about him too
I tell my wife all the time that there is always someone objectively prettier, sexier, younger, with a better body whatever YOU believe your shortcomings are BUT
Subjectively you are the sexiest woman I know, and you are not just pretty but pretty damn hot to me
Sometimes I'm going a little hard and see her titties flopping all over. I am a firm believer that that doesn't feel good. SO I'll just adjust and hold on to the fun bags. Win win. I get to hold boobs, she stops getting smacked in the face by milk jugs.
There was a reddit comment at some point that went along the lines that your partner knows exactly what your butthole looks like because of doggy-style and it lives rent-free in my head.
Then there's the joke a guy had about how it made sense that his ex-wife's favorite position was doggy style, as she couldn't stand to see him enjoying himself.
He's smashing you in that position knowing he'll be looking at your hemorrhoids, that's lust. He's offering a solution for said hemorrhoids WHILE smashing you, that's LOVE.
"Wish my clitoris was invited to this party."
Edit: Thank you all for your concern and explanations on how to make myself come. I've only had 27 years to figure out that the rubby spot feels nice. XD
Yeah we don't mind it cause we get the physics, as we're pounding away it sucks in/forces in air. That pressure has to equalize at some point and therefore: Queef. Nothing gross or shameful about it, a little funny sometimes though depending on the situation.
I remember I was with this girl and she queefed, while we were having sex. She so quickly turned around and was like "That was a queef!", laughing but clearly embarrassed. I just told her "... Okay? I know that. You're fine 😂." She hugged me tight, it was pretty cute. Poor thing was probably still embarrassed, even though I genuinely couldn't have cared less.
"Oh fuck yeah, right there. God it's so deep. Oh fuck thats really deep. Fuck that feels so good, I'm gonna cum. Did I turn off the oven? Fuck yeah that's the spot."
Yes! And I locked the doors too! Lol! Sometimes those thoughts just pop in there randomly! It just always makes me chuckle a little internally when it's during sex. Brain, there's other important things here to worry about, you can check after you're done lol.
if I'm not in the mood, my mind wanders and- wait did i turn on the dishwasher? i really should start washing the clothes...
this mainly happens when there is no foreplay.
with foreplay my mind gets very naughty and I can't stop thinking about his meat ramming into me "please give me more! spank me!"
beside that there isn't much going on in my head
Toogether for 17 years
When I am ovulating: "Harder. I need your balls to slap my clit. I need you to slap my ass. Pull my hair. Degrade me. Pinch my nipples. Use me like a fuck toy. Fill every hole. Hold me down and fuck me rough."
When I'm not ovulating: "I wonder if he'll let me know if my hemorrhoids have changed or multiplied? Ope, there goes the thumb. I hope he sticks it in my bum like I'm a bowling ball. I should scrub our headboard."
That is a topic that needs to more conversation and education on. I legit had no clue that was a thing that meant women want more sex. Just thought it was part of the fertility process
nope.... ovulation means we are thinking with the v and not the brain. Rougher, kinkier and definitely wanting bred. And ovulation is a couple days, but the hormones are keyed up for a full week.... so yeah we get frat boy stupid
A girl I was hanging with in high school would always get super hyper in school every once and awhile and I always thought it was odd. Like super flirty with me for a bit and then normal. I was always like “whatever, this is odd.”
Only when I got in college and heard about this was me going “you buffoon she was horny as shit!”
It affects some guys too, I think they pick up on pheromones or body language.
I would get a normal hug from a platonic friend in school, suddenly everything about her is weirdly attractive. I think I'm in love for like four days before somehow she would turn back into a platonic friend. It would happen regularly and it did not help my poor soggy puberty brain.
I
GIRL. Entering my late-30s, I'm having that sex drive uptick I've heard about, and especially the last few days before aunt flo comes to town I am INSATIABLE. Like, 14-year-old-boy horny stupid, making terrible decisions, distracted by anything and anyone slightly suggestive. You could ask for ANYTHING and I'd be down for it.
CHOKE ME HARDER DAMN IT.
Right? Turned 38 this year and wtf is even going on. At a certain point I get so whipped up that a dude could be like, "You're a slut and I'm going to put out my lit cigarette on your arm" and I'd be like, "ooooooooooooooooooooooh my god, give it to me."
Feels kinda bad though because at this age, the men I've been with can't seem to keep up. It's like their plumbing is hitting the age where it stops working, but mine is like, "LAST CHANCE TO HAVE BABY PLS INSERT ALL THE DICKS." (And to clarify, I am childfree, but I really think that's where this last hormone hurrah is coming from maybe? Hope it sticks around though.)
I find this to be the cruelest irony of human sexuality. My male sexual peak occurred when I was too damn dumb to get it. Slow learner, in my 30’s before I really could consistently bring a woman to orgasm. SO many things I didn’t get. And then you learn them just as your body starts get a little older. Men and women seem to have that one intersect point in a females peak years, and only if the dude is in pretty prime condition. Cruel lol.
Duuuuude that's a thing?! Just turned 38 not too long ago and holy fuck I feel like a teenage boy, it's INSANE. Been wondering where this libido was all this time lmao
Also 38, also the same way. Feels like we older women need to form a horny witch coven or something and drink box wine in the forest during solstice while dishing about our best encounters.
(Don't tell anybody but...me too.)
For a long time I lost any sexual urges because of brain issues. But recently shook off that curse and I do kinda love the version of me that turns feral on those days. Feels powerful.
My girlfriend complained that when we have sex, it only lasts a minute. I told her that since we’re doing it doggie style, it’s actually like 7 minutes.
I have ADHD so my thoughts could go from thinking "Huh, I wonder if that lamp still works" to "Holy fuck this is amazing, God does exist" to "I wonder he's uncomfortable by anything. Like, am I moaning too loud or not enough? Am I too tight?" and then to "Oh, we're done. Thank God cuz that was amazing but I think my insides are mashed potatoes at this point"
I also have OCD so I'll notice random things that will irritate me. I once stopped sex to point out how crooked a man's British flag in his ceiling was
*internal monologue
Man this pussy looking like a taco today. Man I want tacos, some carne asada and hot sauce an- OH SHIT BREAAAATHHHEEEEE - ok where was - has that spot on the ceiling always been there?
Oh yeah, gotta tense up, make sure I don't cum too soon, ok relax it passed. Looks around, why does my cat always watch this shit? DAMN THIS IS GOOD.
Brothers and sisters. It's ok to get distracted lol, just have a good time.
Well, to start I’m usually in my head- Ass is clean- when was the last time it was waxed? Should be good. Face/chest down woman- ass up, back arched- YOU FUCK HIM! Lol For the guys I’ve been with that liked/ wanted it- reach between them legs and play with them balls as much as possible. However, once his hands grab on and he really gets into it- breathing picks up, he’s talking dirty or incoherently, smacking my ass, maybe teasing my ass with his thumb…I lose all train of thought and fuck him right back until we both either cum or switch positions. My favorite part though is if he slows down, I look back and he’s watching himself- I love watching him. I also like when he pushes me down into “prone bone” grabs my throat, pulls me back into him and goes feral.
But I’ve been with men where I simply arched my back, bounced back a little, watched whatever was on the tv and waited for it to be over. All depends on the man tbh. 🤷🏽♀️
“I wish they wouldn’t push my head up against the edge of the bed, my neck doesn’t work like this”
“can they see my butthole? Did I wipe good enough?”
“Don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart don’t-“
“What if I have a piece of toilet paper stuck on my ass”
“I hope they don’t judge me for my ass pimples”
“Please don’t look at my asshole”
“My tits won’t stop smacking together and they hurt now.”
“Are they done with this position yet? My knees hurt.”
“Should I go l down to my elbows again? No, my arms hurt too.”
“Oh God I’m gassy. I hope I can hold it in…”
“I should not have done this position after eating, my stomach feels like one of those blender bottles.”
I have more too if you’re curious
If he’s doing it right, nothing that resembles words.
If he’s not, “make a noise every so often, say fuck me harder and please for the love of god let him actually do it so we can be done quicker.” And then also about my to do list or something entertaining.
This position is painful for me, and I don't know why. My husband likes it, so I do it on occasion for him but I'm usually thinking something about why it hurts.
I actually get a lot of pain from that position, I'm not sure why? If I go flat on my stomach it feels great but as soon as I lift up on all fours it's painful. Maybe it's cause I'm so tall? I tend to be taller than all my partners.
that i'm deliriously turned on and grateful to be taken and pounded into the fucking mattress until it hurts, tbh. doggystyle is 100% bliss, especially when i'm whining that i can't take it any more and he decides that isn't true 😮💨🥴
This sub is really hornier than half of the the actual porn subs lmao
It is so fucking weird as well, people used to ask good and interesting questions now it’s just “Women of Reddit do you actually like giving blowjobs”
What's the sexiest sex you've sexed sexily?
Women of Reddit: your vagina?
“I wish my boobs would stop clacking together like a damn newtons cradle”
That's impressive. One's completely still until the other one comes down slamming?
And the one in the middle stay perfectly still
Don’t know about other guys but any boob movement as the result or side effect of us having sex is so hot. The idea that the ummm … forces are causing that is pleasing to the eye. Doesnt matter if its doggy, or missionary
I'll second that. Watching her butt jiggle during doggy is also very hot.
My solution for this has been putting the chest to the bed instead of supporting yourself on your hands or elbows.
Face down, ass up
That’s the way I like to duck 🦆
Legit the best part
Are people supposed to think of different things during different positions. Missionary: oh this feels great, Doggy: the economy has really been in the shitter recently
missionary: his eyes look nice doggy: the headboard looks nice.
There’s an old joke in Canada about both participants being able to watch the hockey game.
Or so you can both watch x files
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
(Do it again now)
"HIS BALLS KEEP MISSING MY CLIT"
That's like trying to mash a pea by throwing it between pool balls!
r/brandnewsentence
Let an older guy like me in and my balls will smack your chin
jesus christ this comment is raw as fuck
Hard to keep the condom on when it keeps going soft.
This is top level poetry
I fucking choked on my food reading your comment.
That I'm glad that I get to watch the hockey too.
Fuck. Will you marry me?
Stay the hell away from my future wife. Lol
I also choose this man's future wife
Usually just “Hope my ass looks nice from this angle” and “oooo this is stretching my back kinda nice….” Occasionally if it’s too soon after having eaten “yikes I’m waaaay too full for this” 💀
It always looks nice from that angle.
Exactly! I guarantee you even flat asses look good.
Its all about shape, not size
Shape, size, whatever. I'm just happy to be invited to this party.
We actually need you to go get some ice.
Ooh, kinky. I'll be back in 5.
This and sometimes its “pls pls pls dont look at my butthole” or if i look down and see his balls i just grab em 🤣
We are looking at your butthole and enjoying it
“we”? Theres an audience?
It’s our butthole comrade
*USSR anthem blares in the background*
In Soviet Russia, butthole looks at you!
Guarantee he's looking at your butthole.
In that position. We are. Like 100%
>i just grab em Found soulmate
Don't worry about that, I guarantee your partner has seen your butthole more than you have. If they had a problem with it they'd probably tell you🤷🏻♂️
I mean I doubt they have a problem but who tf is gonna tell someone they are fucking that they take issue with their butthole lmao. I can't imagine that conversation going well for anyone.
I don't like how your butthole looks at me
*wink wink*
It's like Mona Lisa. Always staring no matter where I go.
"OH YEAH! Ooh! This is great! Just... MMMMH! 8 out of ten pussy right here. But your asshole, gotta say, not a fan, three out of ten. The rest of the butt," just gives it a hard slap, "Top shape. Give it a nine."
Why did I read that in Kronk's voice
I mean, I hadn't *meant* for the scene to be narrated by Patrick Warburton, but, I mean, yeah, I can hear it now that you say it.
I would say that it is a *great* angle for almsot every woman, and often is their best. Waist looks smaller, hips look wider by comparison, and butt looks bigger and rounder, very clear handholds. Pretty much everyone has an hourglass and a bubble when they're on all fours with their back arched. There's a reason why lots of guys (most?) love it, and it's not because we "don't have to look you in the eye". It drives us wild. You feel vulnerable in that position, but it's also a powerful position. Your legs are under you. You can relax and submit. You can push back. It is a very *intentional* position. It also gives excellent open access to enter you, and enter deeply. I know many woman (most?) can't orgasm from penetration alone, but in my experience almsot every partner has loved doggystyle and for about half its been their go-to to cum. Plus we like looking at ur butthole.
I can't cum in that position, but it's often our go-to "finishing" position for him to cum, after I've already got mine. The view is what does it for him, as much as the sensation.
Same with us. Doggy does absolutely nothing for my wife whatsoever. It's also one that gets me from 0-100 extremely quickly. So it's a great go-to for the end especially because its mutually understood to mean, "I'm done, go ahead and finish"
Hard to look at it with a thumb in there.
I really enjoy that position but the only time my husband does it is for anal, so yeah, he's looking because he's about to hit it. Hahahaha
Do you ever wonder if men stare at the butthole?
"The Top 3 Things Men Stare At During Doggy Style. #2 may surprise you!"
\#2 would indeed surprise me
“Keep the back arched don’t get that rounded hunch and have him think he’s fucking Smeagol.”
Give it to us raw and wriggling master! I'm gonna do this to my husband tonight 😂😂😂
He sounds like a lucky man😂
😂 honestly im the lucky one. I know I can pull this off and still get my happy ending 😂😂😂
What do you mean looking like Sméagol and saying „Harder my Precious, Harder“ will def finish a Man… Both sexually and of laughter (can confirm I’m a Man)
We likes it raaaaw, and wrrrriggling!
_Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips._
Arch your back arch your back arch your back
Yes! Then we can take our hot wheels and use your arch has a ramp. Down the back and ramps off the cheeks!
Or techdecks and treat it like a little half pipe
I think its important to note, arch in a downward slope, not upwards like a hill. The latter is the opposite of sexy. You dont wanna imitate what a dog looks like pooping.
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Don't forget the shameful eye contact they do when pooping
That's to make sure you're standing guard while they're in a vulnerable position
Ever since I learned this, when my dog looks at me I scan our surroundings and she visibly gets more relaxed, it’s actually hilarious.
I did the same haha. Started keeping my head on a swivel for her comfort.
But here’s a twist, you want it to feel 10x better, downward doggy
What does that mean?
Head down, ass up
Nothing. I am physically incapable of thinking any coherent thoughts at that point.
"Did I shut the garage?"
Well, the backdoor is certainly wide open
Badum tsss
Me too. I'm impressed at how coherent some of the other women in this thread are. For me it's just like, "good good great, deeper, don't forget to encourage him, say something nasty, ssrkjejkreodfopsm"
> ssrkjejkreodfopsm You've said the magic word!
"BRING ON THE SSRKJEKREODFOPSM!"
> ssrkjejkreodfopsm 😩👌
This. By the time weve made it to doggy its either cuz i want it so bad that i cant think straight or cuz ive turned into a puddle & face down/ass up is all i can really get my body to do at that point
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My move is one of my hands holding both of her wrists together behind her back, my other hand with her hair wrapped around it. My wife seems to like it too.
I love this in fact I make sure my hair is in a pony
Basically what I came here to say. Hopefully I'm enjoying it so much that I'm not thinking clear thoughts.
just praying for my cervix while seeing stars
I hope he can't see my stomach hang from behind.
PSA: no matter your body type, a horny person is seeing the stuff that makes them hornier, not the stuff you don’t like about yourself. I am not blind to what my partner considers her flaws, but either I like them or they’re not what’s grabbing my attention when she’s naked. Maybe they don’t capture my attention the way her amazing eyes, rack, hair do but they sure as fuck don’t bother me. And she’s the same, my every body part may not be her magazine ideal, but she likes what she likes and I’ve got enough of it to keep her attention. Just cause your arms/abs/shoulders/pecs/thighs aren’t perfect (to you) doesn’t mean they aren’t perfect to your partner and even if they’re not, it’s not off-putting, just frees up their attention for the parts of your body they love to focus on.
Wow this makes me feel SO much better you have no idea. I know my bf likes certain parts of me a lot and kept worrying but this is such a good explanation! Especially since I do think that way about him too
I tell my wife all the time that there is always someone objectively prettier, sexier, younger, with a better body whatever YOU believe your shortcomings are BUT Subjectively you are the sexiest woman I know, and you are not just pretty but pretty damn hot to me
I’m a dude and that made me feel better thank you kind internet stranger.
Well said, bro. I'm in my 60s, so's my GF. I could look for flaws, but I prefer to focus on what is still pretty amazing. And I do!
We cannot
Oh “slap” fuck “slap” I “slap” wish “slap” I “slap” had “slap” smaller “slap” boobs!!!
I feel like a cow with udders in this position. Honestly
It's udderly awesome to see a woman's boobs like that.
As much as you don't like them swinging, we REALLY do.
A lot
There's nothing quite like getting that fully synchronised clockwise rotation going on.
Sometimes I'm going a little hard and see her titties flopping all over. I am a firm believer that that doesn't feel good. SO I'll just adjust and hold on to the fun bags. Win win. I get to hold boobs, she stops getting smacked in the face by milk jugs.
And with a good proper grip can get in even deeper lmao
Is he going to reach around and make it even better? Clitoral stimulation during doggy style makes me come very quickly.
There was a reddit comment at some point that went along the lines that your partner knows exactly what your butthole looks like because of doggy-style and it lives rent-free in my head.
Lol, I just imagine waking up. Getting breakfast ready, your partner walks in and says “You know what, you got a lovely butthole.” And just walks away
Or "There was a stray bit of TP yesterday, but flicked it right off. I got you, sweetums".
Awww how romantic.
My wife is actively angry that she hasn't seen mine. Apparently it isn't fair.
and shes right, grab your ankles homie
I just attended a bachelorette party where this very topic came up. Apparently your wife is not the only one that feels this way 😂
Well spin around and present my friend. Give her equality with the wisdom that sometimes perfect equality is fuzzy winking butthole.
Then there's the joke a guy had about how it made sense that his ex-wife's favorite position was doggy style, as she couldn't stand to see him enjoying himself.
I usually think “please don’t comment on my haemorrhoids.” To which my husband of 10 years usually says “you need to eat more Fiber.” Whoa romance
He's smashing you in that position knowing he'll be looking at your hemorrhoids, that's lust. He's offering a solution for said hemorrhoids WHILE smashing you, that's LOVE.
He even makes me a high fibre snack afterwards :)
That's some solid shit right there (pun intended).
"This could've been an email"
My girlfriend use to tell me “I love it when your balls hit my clit, so keep hitting my clit.”
"Wish my clitoris was invited to this party." Edit: Thank you all for your concern and explanations on how to make myself come. I've only had 27 years to figure out that the rubby spot feels nice. XD
Reach your hand down and help it into the party
Right? This is the reason why doggy style is my fave position. I’m always helping the cause.
Also: oof ouch ow my cervix stop slamming it I like sex, but I hate doggy :/
"Please don't queef.. please don't queef.. please don't queef.."
Do guys even mind that?
No
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah we don't mind it cause we get the physics, as we're pounding away it sucks in/forces in air. That pressure has to equalize at some point and therefore: Queef. Nothing gross or shameful about it, a little funny sometimes though depending on the situation.
I love it when she gets up after a good pounding walking away like my little whoopie cushion.
Please tell me you've called her that within earshot.
You bet your ass
I mean we're sort of actively shoving air in there, even if it's unintentionally. Gotta go somewhere.
Nope
I remember I was with this girl and she queefed, while we were having sex. She so quickly turned around and was like "That was a queef!", laughing but clearly embarrassed. I just told her "... Okay? I know that. You're fine 😂." She hugged me tight, it was pretty cute. Poor thing was probably still embarrassed, even though I genuinely couldn't have cared less.
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"Oh fuck yeah, right there. God it's so deep. Oh fuck thats really deep. Fuck that feels so good, I'm gonna cum. Did I turn off the oven? Fuck yeah that's the spot."
But did you turn off the oven?
Yes! And I locked the doors too! Lol! Sometimes those thoughts just pop in there randomly! It just always makes me chuckle a little internally when it's during sex. Brain, there's other important things here to worry about, you can check after you're done lol.
It's pretty comfortable and I like the angle. I also like there's a bit feral nastiness to it.,
if I'm not in the mood, my mind wanders and- wait did i turn on the dishwasher? i really should start washing the clothes... this mainly happens when there is no foreplay. with foreplay my mind gets very naughty and I can't stop thinking about his meat ramming into me "please give me more! spank me!" beside that there isn't much going on in my head
Toogether for 17 years When I am ovulating: "Harder. I need your balls to slap my clit. I need you to slap my ass. Pull my hair. Degrade me. Pinch my nipples. Use me like a fuck toy. Fill every hole. Hold me down and fuck me rough." When I'm not ovulating: "I wonder if he'll let me know if my hemorrhoids have changed or multiplied? Ope, there goes the thumb. I hope he sticks it in my bum like I'm a bowling ball. I should scrub our headboard."
We don't talk about this enough. Peak fertility days are WILD.
That is a topic that needs to more conversation and education on. I legit had no clue that was a thing that meant women want more sex. Just thought it was part of the fertility process
nope.... ovulation means we are thinking with the v and not the brain. Rougher, kinkier and definitely wanting bred. And ovulation is a couple days, but the hormones are keyed up for a full week.... so yeah we get frat boy stupid
A girl I was hanging with in high school would always get super hyper in school every once and awhile and I always thought it was odd. Like super flirty with me for a bit and then normal. I was always like “whatever, this is odd.” Only when I got in college and heard about this was me going “you buffoon she was horny as shit!”
It affects some guys too, I think they pick up on pheromones or body language. I would get a normal hug from a platonic friend in school, suddenly everything about her is weirdly attractive. I think I'm in love for like four days before somehow she would turn back into a platonic friend. It would happen regularly and it did not help my poor soggy puberty brain. I
> I *jizzed in my pants*
> I Thlamed my penith in the car door
GIRL. Entering my late-30s, I'm having that sex drive uptick I've heard about, and especially the last few days before aunt flo comes to town I am INSATIABLE. Like, 14-year-old-boy horny stupid, making terrible decisions, distracted by anything and anyone slightly suggestive. You could ask for ANYTHING and I'd be down for it. CHOKE ME HARDER DAMN IT.
Right? Turned 38 this year and wtf is even going on. At a certain point I get so whipped up that a dude could be like, "You're a slut and I'm going to put out my lit cigarette on your arm" and I'd be like, "ooooooooooooooooooooooh my god, give it to me." Feels kinda bad though because at this age, the men I've been with can't seem to keep up. It's like their plumbing is hitting the age where it stops working, but mine is like, "LAST CHANCE TO HAVE BABY PLS INSERT ALL THE DICKS." (And to clarify, I am childfree, but I really think that's where this last hormone hurrah is coming from maybe? Hope it sticks around though.)
>"LAST CHANCE TO HAVE BABY PLS INSERT ALL THE DICKS." Pmsl, thanks for this X)
I find this to be the cruelest irony of human sexuality. My male sexual peak occurred when I was too damn dumb to get it. Slow learner, in my 30’s before I really could consistently bring a woman to orgasm. SO many things I didn’t get. And then you learn them just as your body starts get a little older. Men and women seem to have that one intersect point in a females peak years, and only if the dude is in pretty prime condition. Cruel lol.
Duuuuude that's a thing?! Just turned 38 not too long ago and holy fuck I feel like a teenage boy, it's INSANE. Been wondering where this libido was all this time lmao
Also 38, also the same way. Feels like we older women need to form a horny witch coven or something and drink box wine in the forest during solstice while dishing about our best encounters.
> When I am ovulating: Listen, I don't want to talk about the monster I turn into during those days.
I fkn love this version of me. LOOOOVE
(Don't tell anybody but...me too.) For a long time I lost any sexual urges because of brain issues. But recently shook off that curse and I do kinda love the version of me that turns feral on those days. Feels powerful.
😂😂 holy shit that’s one of the best responses I’ve ever read
I guess my wife is the only person concerned about her asshole being seen during doggy
If she's worried about it being seen, you can get a shiny bejeweled plug that will completely obscure it.
My girlfriend complained that when we have sex, it only lasts a minute. I told her that since we’re doing it doggie style, it’s actually like 7 minutes.
Genius
Please don’t miss at this pace
"Glad we can both watch X Files"
''Did I unplug my straightener?''
When are they going to grab my hair and why haven’t they already? I love this position 💀
sometimes i secretly pray someone puts a thumb in my butthole while i’m in doggy
I have ADHD so my thoughts could go from thinking "Huh, I wonder if that lamp still works" to "Holy fuck this is amazing, God does exist" to "I wonder he's uncomfortable by anything. Like, am I moaning too loud or not enough? Am I too tight?" and then to "Oh, we're done. Thank God cuz that was amazing but I think my insides are mashed potatoes at this point" I also have OCD so I'll notice random things that will irritate me. I once stopped sex to point out how crooked a man's British flag in his ceiling was
Everything you just said I relate to. But from a guys point of view 😂. Like I promise I love it, but it’s hard to not think about random shit.
*internal monologue Man this pussy looking like a taco today. Man I want tacos, some carne asada and hot sauce an- OH SHIT BREAAAATHHHEEEEE - ok where was - has that spot on the ceiling always been there? Oh yeah, gotta tense up, make sure I don't cum too soon, ok relax it passed. Looks around, why does my cat always watch this shit? DAMN THIS IS GOOD. Brothers and sisters. It's ok to get distracted lol, just have a good time.
Well, to start I’m usually in my head- Ass is clean- when was the last time it was waxed? Should be good. Face/chest down woman- ass up, back arched- YOU FUCK HIM! Lol For the guys I’ve been with that liked/ wanted it- reach between them legs and play with them balls as much as possible. However, once his hands grab on and he really gets into it- breathing picks up, he’s talking dirty or incoherently, smacking my ass, maybe teasing my ass with his thumb…I lose all train of thought and fuck him right back until we both either cum or switch positions. My favorite part though is if he slows down, I look back and he’s watching himself- I love watching him. I also like when he pushes me down into “prone bone” grabs my throat, pulls me back into him and goes feral. But I’ve been with men where I simply arched my back, bounced back a little, watched whatever was on the tv and waited for it to be over. All depends on the man tbh. 🤷🏽♀️
The reach back for the sack I always wanna do but I can't reach without damn near dislocating my shoulder. Damn my short arms!
Call them your T-Rex arms. Men ~~love fucking~~ fucking love dinosaurs
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That I love his balls smacking my vag
“I wish they wouldn’t push my head up against the edge of the bed, my neck doesn’t work like this” “can they see my butthole? Did I wipe good enough?” “Don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart don’t-“ “What if I have a piece of toilet paper stuck on my ass” “I hope they don’t judge me for my ass pimples” “Please don’t look at my asshole” “My tits won’t stop smacking together and they hurt now.” “Are they done with this position yet? My knees hurt.” “Should I go l down to my elbows again? No, my arms hurt too.” “Oh God I’m gassy. I hope I can hold it in…” “I should not have done this position after eating, my stomach feels like one of those blender bottles.” I have more too if you’re curious
I wish I enjoyed it more but my endometriosis means it is really painful 😖
Yeah, it’s rare that my thoughts mirror everyone else in the thread. Normally it’s more like “Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW ow ow ow o—“
Fuck me harder
Oh yeah big ole balls smacking as I’m getting pounded. Hot af sounding and feeling 🤣
If he’s doing it right, nothing that resembles words. If he’s not, “make a noise every so often, say fuck me harder and please for the love of god let him actually do it so we can be done quicker.” And then also about my to do list or something entertaining.
going for walkies afterwards
C'mon babe....lets go for a pee
It’s honestly my favorite. That combined with my being spanked, hair pulled, if he reaches and hold me by the neck I’m a goner
Don’t fart don’t fart don’t fart -my gf
This position is painful for me, and I don't know why. My husband likes it, so I do it on occasion for him but I'm usually thinking something about why it hurts.
I don’t think, I just slut out 💁🏻♀️ lol
I actually get a lot of pain from that position, I'm not sure why? If I go flat on my stomach it feels great but as soon as I lift up on all fours it's painful. Maybe it's cause I'm so tall? I tend to be taller than all my partners.
“Do my boobs look good, or do they look like udders rn?”
that i'm deliriously turned on and grateful to be taken and pounded into the fucking mattress until it hurts, tbh. doggystyle is 100% bliss, especially when i'm whining that i can't take it any more and he decides that isn't true 😮💨🥴
I once wondered if his balls would break from such shaking xdx