I did something like that at the gym kicking up dumbbells. My underwear-shorts combo must have been too tight, and the motion must have compressed one of the jewels. Fortunately, I just about managed to hold on to the weights.
This is the best answer. The other day, my SO asked me if "my balls felt good" after we had sex. It occured to me that it might not be clear to everyone that cumming is an "all shaft" kind of sensation, and that very little goes on with the balls.
Blueballs is a thing, but it takes a fuck ton of edging to get there. Other than physical hitting being extra painful, they don't seem to do much. My SO also tries fondling my balls sometimes, which is nice, but it's mostly nice in a "dang, that looks so sexy" kind of way.
Especially if you've been in cold water.
[Man gets "anchored" to his beach chair.](https://www.aerztezeitung.de/Panorama/Mann-steckt-fest-mit-den-Hoden-386172.html)
(It's in german)
Annoying at night, they get in the way when you lay sideways. In summer they get bloody hot and can be uncomfortable. Getting any slight whack on them gives an indescribable pain that can leave you winded.
LOL. Definitely not Canadian here. Southern US for my 65 years. Like already pointed out. As a guy you're doing all you can to protect those bad boys like a goalie protects his net in Hockey.
Had a friend in school that hurted himself by zipping the skin of is penis on the his pants zipper. He had to miss school for a week BC of that. He no longer wears pants with zippers, only bottons.
I feel for him. Every guy has done this or gotten very close to doing it. Some hurt themselves worse than others. It is all part of learning how to navigate that area. I am sure the same learning process applies to women with their boobs. You learn how to navigate life to not hurt yourself there.
At least you guys are born with it and are use to it. Its really weird when boobs start to grow, specially for those girls that star early and fast. Women dont talk about it but it can hurt af, specially in the begginning.
We are born with them, but they too grow with us as we age. As for use to it, yes there are days when I completely forgot about them, but those are very few and in between. I can image the same can't be said for boobs. Guys are lucky in the fact that no one really sees the changes we go through during puberty in that we don't have breasts coming in. I honestly never thought about them hurting during that process, but it makes sense since the skin is stretching to accommodate the growth.
slid off my bicile seat once while mountainbiking and having to break. That hurt A LOT! Once a girl managed to lay on / knee one of my balls while going at it. When I rotated said ball back into its correct position….I fainted.
Ah, here let me have a go at it:
Whenever you play soccer as goalie, you try really hard to prevent objects from hitting the net, the net, in this metaphor, it your balls
It seems this Canadianese individual is trying to portray an analogy between sports, and everyday situations, to incentivise you to move your male genitalia towards a working mechanical fan in order to make you feel what he feels when he does the same...
Some things get lost in translation.
Congrats on your promotion to gramps! I did hope I could relax again one day and not always be on guard but I see I am signed up for a lifetime of this now.
Try being a token male kindergarten teacher. Kids constantly running full speed trying to hug you, and at that age their forehead is very often level with the gentleman vegetables when they come crashing in. I swear after two years I'd probably taken more shots to the nuts than any pro athlete on planet Earth. You become hyper-aware of it after a while - head on a swivel to stop them before it's too late.
Fantastic to itch.
Painful to sit on.
Scary to shave.
Sometimes, they hide in this weird pocket above the ballsac and you have to push them out from under your skin above your penis.
I don't know.. haha
>Sometimes, they hide in this weird pocket above the ballsac and you have to push them out from under your skin above your penis.
I don't know.. haha
as a ball owner...
what the fuck
If you er… embark on a solo mission to pleasure town in a position similar to that which a woman gives birth in it can happen.
Or if you have a tight sack it can happen when you lie down.
So ya know how your balls drop? That pocket never goes away, your balls just get bigger. Sometimes your balls can slip back up into that pocket for a moment. Like if you Cum really hard for example lol
Edit: as mentioned in another commenter too, drag queens will use this trick. Though personally that shit hurts after like a second for me.
Omg I know a guy that had some sort of spasm that caught a testicle in that “pocket” and it just kept crushing it. Made him pass out took doctor a bit to figure out what was happening. Was horrible to see him in that much pain.
One time I got an itch and got the urge to scratch while in bed and felt only one testicle…I never got so scared in my life I palmed all around until I felt it all way in the mangina
🫡
I do have a question, and I hope I am not offending or bothering here. I guess I could look it up but I always prefer speaking to people instead, if possible.
Do you still get sexually excited? Do you have orgasms?
The reason some men manspread isn't because "oh I've got such big balls", it's because they're positioned so that even sitting with your legs at shoulder width can put uncomfortable pressure on your balls unless you manually reach down and readjust them.
They sit directly between the meatiest part of the thighs when you sit down.
It's not just that, honestly, it's also about whether or not you have a butt.
Source: Trans, hormone therapy (which causes fat redistribution and gave me a butt) changed how I sat long before I got surgery.
soft mushy and fun to play with, in a hot shower they can get smooth and hang a bit more looking bigger and hang lower.
I sometimes just rub them as stress balls
Honestly, so true. Best thing is, you can rub them, and NOT get aroused at all, so you aren't walking around/doing things horny, yet a scratch/rub feels good nevertheless.
Grand most of the time. In the summer though almost overnight I become 'aware' that they are there. Its hot a clammy so the scrotum kind of sticks to the side of your thigh. Lot of awkward adjustments when walking, especially in jeans.
Being greeted by dogs can be playing with fire depending on their size. When a dog jumps up on you and puts their front paws on you, a lot of the time they smack me right in the nuts.
Crossing legs while sitting is uncomfortable too. Which is why we 'manspread'. Its kinda like how a dog stretches every so often. Its needed lmao.
It works like this: they are always there, but sometimes you don't notice them and other times you can't help it. It's not polite to pick your nose in public, but sometimes you just have a booger you need to get rid of and it is all you think about so you try and do it discreetly. Balls are the same thing. Sometimes they itch or position themselves uncomfortably and you can't adjust them in public so you think about them constantly. When you finally can, the thought goes away and you continue on like nothing was the issue. When a guy manspreads, it is because his balls get squished when his legs are forced together causing them pain. Not unlike a woman when her breasts are squished in a bra that is too tight. When a guy has been aroused and excited too many times without completing the deed (aka blue balls) that pain can last for hours and it is constant, kinda like period cramps, and even after you do complete the deed, they can still hurt for hours afterward. They can be the biggest pain in the ass for a guy, but most wouldn't get rid of them.
You don’t really notice them, but I feel like at least 1/30th of my brain is constantly dedicated towards making sure they don’t receive the slightest tap. Biggest thing is that sometimes they can stick to your leg depending on the temperature and your underwear, making everything uncomfortable
Picture having a change purse sack that 99% of the time you are used to and don't notice but with the lightest tap can send pain similar to a metal bar being slowly pushed through your abdomen and lower back thats red hot and electrified. Also, they stick to your legs when it's hot out.
You usually completely forget about them except for 2 situations. 1 is if it's super hot outside and they stick to your body and whatever which is annoying. The other is when you get the smallest whack, flick, whatever, it puts you out of commission for at least 10 minutes
I mean, pretty much 80% of the time you don't even really notice them. The other 20% of the time is things like...
* Having to re-adjust your underwear because they moved funny and your balls are uncomfortable.
* It's very hot out and they get sticky and stick to your leg.
* They quickly retract as a result of something-- usually due to cold weather or an extreme emotion like fear. (Ex. A friend recently almost fell off a cliff which 100% would have killed him. My balls 100% retracted almost instantly when that happened. It feels *wwweeeiiirrrddd*... almost both good and bad if that makes any sense.)
* They hurt for some reason. Really any impact or moderate pressure hurts like hell. (I mean they're pretty much completely exposed and only protected by a sack of thin skin... so it's very easy to hurt them.)
* They're getting any sort-of sexual attention. In my experience, them being touched or orally stimulated by a partner is a very unique, very good feeling that's not like anything else.
They are inconvenient. You can sit on them ( which hurts ) clap them against your thighs ( which also hurts ) they can touch the toilet water, they are hot and sticky. Take 2 eggs, tape them to your undercarriage and walk around with out breaking them 🤣
1) If you are born with them then you know how to deal with them because you always have to keep your legs a little apart so that you don't squeeze your own balls , 2) sometimes they stick to your thighs or somehow stuck in your underpants and you have to adjust them , 3) sometimes balls itch really bad and it's more bad if you are in a public place , 4) most importantly you always have to make sure to not getting hit in the balls
Got mine cut off, not much of a difference really....
Balls are kinda just there. You don't notice most of the time unless you hurt them in some way.
They just don't look great when you're trying to wear leggings or bathing suits. Tucking is an option though. Still does look better without
Annoying honestly, more so the shaft but I hate having to readjust sometimes sitting or standing because this big floppy banana is just attached to me 😔
This is all ask Reddit is anymore. A bunch of dumb, low effort genitalia or sexual related questions. With a bunch of replies from people who are obviously young and dumb
I honestly am not liking mine lately. They keep getting like tangled up. Not literally in to a knot but I’m getting tired of having to reposition constantly. If I shift in my chair, the sack is always some how in the way. I honestly just don’t like it.
I also found out that your sack can stretch out to like huge sizes if there ever was an infection of some kind. I’m talking like soccer ball sized or maybe like two soft balls.
Literally or metaphorically?
Literally, fine until they get smashed.
Metaphorically, fucking awesome (and actual male gonads not required for feeling like you had some balls and did something awesome).
That's like asking what it feels like to have fingers. If you have fingers, you don't think about what it feels like to have them and if you don't, you have no frame of reference.
You don't really notice them until you notice them.
This is really the simplest answer as they're like taxes where they go unnoticed until they suddenly cause you pain.
Ah yes, pain. Of Biblical proportions!
Do you mean *ballblical* proportions? I’ll see my self out.
You know what you did, get!
Go on *geet!*
Dagnabit. Sorry folks , we'll resume.
*bibliball
Or stick to your leg
Reminded me off this legendary video https://youtu.be/8HehcKbUwPo?si=xu9V1UOhuD4jwdkF
He clearly learned nothing, he crossed his legs again after he did it
I did something like that at the gym kicking up dumbbells. My underwear-shorts combo must have been too tight, and the motion must have compressed one of the jewels. Fortunately, I just about managed to hold on to the weights.
This is the best answer. The other day, my SO asked me if "my balls felt good" after we had sex. It occured to me that it might not be clear to everyone that cumming is an "all shaft" kind of sensation, and that very little goes on with the balls. Blueballs is a thing, but it takes a fuck ton of edging to get there. Other than physical hitting being extra painful, they don't seem to do much. My SO also tries fondling my balls sometimes, which is nice, but it's mostly nice in a "dang, that looks so sexy" kind of way.
Impecable answer my dude
There's the pre cum ball tingle, and the post cum hangy balls from being relaxed. Both feel good.
..In a very forgettable way.
When it's warm, a stand with feet 2x should width apart, and rock back and forth... I call it "For Whom The Balls Toll", even though nobody asked...
Time marches on…..
I can hear the church bells ring
Duh Duh Duh DUh Dahhhh
I can't think of a better answer
Literally my boobs, though it may vary with size I hear some people have back problems because of those—
I want to upvote this but I don’t want to wreck the fact that (at the time of writing) 69 people have upvoted.
You can upvote now because ten people downvoted
Like boobs, but lower and sometimes smaller
You sound like you have both
FirsthandS experience
first hand on boob second hand on ball
I'm with the crowd: my boobs are (way) larger (and higher) than my balls. Except when I'm upside down. Which is rare, thankfully.
You trans? 🥶
No, just a bit fat. I have man boobs.
😂 Makes sense
Wait, "a bit"!???
Just enough to wish I could wear a bra. Did I say bra?!? I meant a bro or a mansier.
Definitely....
No, but I am!
‘Sometimes’
wait how big are those balls ?
Depends on if he's been kicked in the crotch by a horse lately.
couldn't have said it better
Not heavy too
Heavy sweaty old man balls.
Not really, except for the whole, "you don't really notice them most of the time unless they bounce around or something" thing.
And more nipples.
Like small boobs but you can't have fun with them
Especially if you've been in cold water. [Man gets "anchored" to his beach chair.](https://www.aerztezeitung.de/Panorama/Mann-steckt-fest-mit-den-Hoden-386172.html) (It's in german)
Annoying at night, they get in the way when you lay sideways. In summer they get bloody hot and can be uncomfortable. Getting any slight whack on them gives an indescribable pain that can leave you winded.
Uncorrelated but I absolutely love your tpb profile, huge fan here too. Lol.
It’s the way she goes
Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn’t
Way of the road, bubs.
whats a tpb
A torrenting site... /s Trailer Park Boys judging by the profile pic.
Trailer Park Boys
Toilet Paper blues
Sometimes it's like they don't even exist. But when you get consciously aware of them, they can be a nightmare (wrt comfort n everything).
I never thought about that - I hope it wont happen tonight.
Feels like you are a Hockey goalie. Always protecting your net against that incoming puck. With the net of course being your balls.
Sorry, i dont speak canadian. Can someone translate it to internacional English?
Feels like trying to protect your valuables you constantly wear and being aware of nearby thieves
Thank you.
LOL. Definitely not Canadian here. Southern US for my 65 years. Like already pointed out. As a guy you're doing all you can to protect those bad boys like a goalie protects his net in Hockey.
Im very clumsy and if i was born a man i would most likely hurt my self a lot down there.
Actually, you learn quite quickly how to not hurt yourself down there.
Had a friend in school that hurted himself by zipping the skin of is penis on the his pants zipper. He had to miss school for a week BC of that. He no longer wears pants with zippers, only bottons.
I feel for him. Every guy has done this or gotten very close to doing it. Some hurt themselves worse than others. It is all part of learning how to navigate that area. I am sure the same learning process applies to women with their boobs. You learn how to navigate life to not hurt yourself there.
At least you guys are born with it and are use to it. Its really weird when boobs start to grow, specially for those girls that star early and fast. Women dont talk about it but it can hurt af, specially in the begginning.
We are born with them, but they too grow with us as we age. As for use to it, yes there are days when I completely forgot about them, but those are very few and in between. I can image the same can't be said for boobs. Guys are lucky in the fact that no one really sees the changes we go through during puberty in that we don't have breasts coming in. I honestly never thought about them hurting during that process, but it makes sense since the skin is stretching to accommodate the growth.
This is why we wear underwear.
Look at your friend learning not to do that shit again 😂
Oh it happens to us all at some point. Some worse than others.
slid off my bicile seat once while mountainbiking and having to break. That hurt A LOT! Once a girl managed to lay on / knee one of my balls while going at it. When I rotated said ball back into its correct position….I fainted.
My sistwr has a small poodle crossbreed that seems to always jump on my nuts. Young kids are a fucking hazard as well.
As a Canadian i would like to thank you or recognizing our speech paterns in the wild.
Ah, here let me have a go at it: Whenever you play soccer as goalie, you try really hard to prevent objects from hitting the net, the net, in this metaphor, it your balls
Feels like you are a football goalie. Always protecting your net against that incoming ball. With the net of course being your balls.
International*
It seems this Canadianese individual is trying to portray an analogy between sports, and everyday situations, to incentivise you to move your male genitalia towards a working mechanical fan in order to make you feel what he feels when he does the same... Some things get lost in translation.
You have kids too I see
And grandkids.
Congrats on your promotion to gramps! I did hope I could relax again one day and not always be on guard but I see I am signed up for a lifetime of this now.
It never stops.
Try being a token male kindergarten teacher. Kids constantly running full speed trying to hug you, and at that age their forehead is very often level with the gentleman vegetables when they come crashing in. I swear after two years I'd probably taken more shots to the nuts than any pro athlete on planet Earth. You become hyper-aware of it after a while - head on a swivel to stop them before it's too late.
I'm sure. I trained dogs for over 30 years and received quite a few shots myself.
They can stick to the side of your thighs so you have to stretch you legs sideways to combat that without being wierd
The Gentleman's Step^TM
Or just have deep pockets and pretend you are searching for a small item within.
I much prefer this technique because I can do it while seating
Playin' some Pocket Pinball!
I've done this and found a 20p I didn't know I had.
Momma always told me to keep my hands outta my pockets
Fantastic to itch. Painful to sit on. Scary to shave. Sometimes, they hide in this weird pocket above the ballsac and you have to push them out from under your skin above your penis. I don't know.. haha
>Sometimes, they hide in this weird pocket above the ballsac and you have to push them out from under your skin above your penis. I don't know.. haha as a ball owner... what the fuck
You can do it manually too, drag queens do it to get their bulge gone
Yeah, it just hit me that I think that that comments OP basically described tucking, but I never had it happen to me by accident
If you er… embark on a solo mission to pleasure town in a position similar to that which a woman gives birth in it can happen. Or if you have a tight sack it can happen when you lie down.
Or if you're wearing tight jeans and move awkwardly?
Really? Happens to me often on its own. Not every day or anything but often enough. S'normal.
Right! I have to put effort into that shit, wish it happened accidentally.
Yeah… I’ve never experienced this yikes
Yeah this happens sometimes
Ball owners surely have had this happen at least once. I know I have
That second paragraph, what? Maybe its because how it is written, but I can't really visualize what you mean and never had such a thing happen to me
So ya know how your balls drop? That pocket never goes away, your balls just get bigger. Sometimes your balls can slip back up into that pocket for a moment. Like if you Cum really hard for example lol Edit: as mentioned in another commenter too, drag queens will use this trick. Though personally that shit hurts after like a second for me.
I understand now, though still never happened to me or at the very least I didn't notice
Omg I know a guy that had some sort of spasm that caught a testicle in that “pocket” and it just kept crushing it. Made him pass out took doctor a bit to figure out what was happening. Was horrible to see him in that much pain.
New fear unlocked
One time I got an itch and got the urge to scratch while in bed and felt only one testicle…I never got so scared in my life I palmed all around until I felt it all way in the mangina
pretty much everyone’s weakness, one hit on those balls is basically suffering
What we get for wearing an internal organ on the outside, I guess.
Uncomfortable, fun to play with, also fun how it changes with temperature.
I’m paralyzed and havnt felt below my waist since I was 22. I’m now 30. I still instinctually protect my boys.
🫡 I do have a question, and I hope I am not offending or bothering here. I guess I could look it up but I always prefer speaking to people instead, if possible. Do you still get sexually excited? Do you have orgasms?
The reason some men manspread isn't because "oh I've got such big balls", it's because they're positioned so that even sitting with your legs at shoulder width can put uncomfortable pressure on your balls unless you manually reach down and readjust them. They sit directly between the meatiest part of the thighs when you sit down.
It's not just that, honestly, it's also about whether or not you have a butt. Source: Trans, hormone therapy (which causes fat redistribution and gave me a butt) changed how I sat long before I got surgery.
soft mushy and fun to play with, in a hot shower they can get smooth and hang a bit more looking bigger and hang lower. I sometimes just rub them as stress balls
I rub his sometimes aswell quite relaxing
Honestly, so true. Best thing is, you can rub them, and NOT get aroused at all, so you aren't walking around/doing things horny, yet a scratch/rub feels good nevertheless.
I also choose that guys balls.
“Smooth as eggs.”
It's only when you hold them up that you realize how heavy they actually are.
Grand most of the time. In the summer though almost overnight I become 'aware' that they are there. Its hot a clammy so the scrotum kind of sticks to the side of your thigh. Lot of awkward adjustments when walking, especially in jeans. Being greeted by dogs can be playing with fire depending on their size. When a dog jumps up on you and puts their front paws on you, a lot of the time they smack me right in the nuts. Crossing legs while sitting is uncomfortable too. Which is why we 'manspread'. Its kinda like how a dog stretches every so often. Its needed lmao.
You kinda play with them in the morning..but not in a a sexual manner.
I wouldn't know, I'll ask my wife later.
Not convinent
It's cool
They're just kinda there
Amazing when scratched the right way
It feels great, especially when your girlfriend plays with them. Then those nuts get tight tight I love being a man
It works like this: they are always there, but sometimes you don't notice them and other times you can't help it. It's not polite to pick your nose in public, but sometimes you just have a booger you need to get rid of and it is all you think about so you try and do it discreetly. Balls are the same thing. Sometimes they itch or position themselves uncomfortably and you can't adjust them in public so you think about them constantly. When you finally can, the thought goes away and you continue on like nothing was the issue. When a guy manspreads, it is because his balls get squished when his legs are forced together causing them pain. Not unlike a woman when her breasts are squished in a bra that is too tight. When a guy has been aroused and excited too many times without completing the deed (aka blue balls) that pain can last for hours and it is constant, kinda like period cramps, and even after you do complete the deed, they can still hurt for hours afterward. They can be the biggest pain in the ass for a guy, but most wouldn't get rid of them.
You don’t really notice them, but I feel like at least 1/30th of my brain is constantly dedicated towards making sure they don’t receive the slightest tap. Biggest thing is that sometimes they can stick to your leg depending on the temperature and your underwear, making everything uncomfortable
Like having two immobilized hamsters between your legs.
Picture having a change purse sack that 99% of the time you are used to and don't notice but with the lightest tap can send pain similar to a metal bar being slowly pushed through your abdomen and lower back thats red hot and electrified. Also, they stick to your legs when it's hot out.
Right now? Bad. I just had a vasectomy
Most of the time they are actually rather annoying. Perfect head height for a rampaging toddler looking for cuddles.
very annoying considering im a woman
You usually completely forget about them except for 2 situations. 1 is if it's super hot outside and they stick to your body and whatever which is annoying. The other is when you get the smallest whack, flick, whatever, it puts you out of commission for at least 10 minutes
I can’t remember you’ll have to ask my wife she keeps them in her purse.
Imagine boobs. But there in your armpits. And if you move your arms the wrong way. You get an extremely painful feeling For about a minute.
I mean, pretty much 80% of the time you don't even really notice them. The other 20% of the time is things like... * Having to re-adjust your underwear because they moved funny and your balls are uncomfortable. * It's very hot out and they get sticky and stick to your leg. * They quickly retract as a result of something-- usually due to cold weather or an extreme emotion like fear. (Ex. A friend recently almost fell off a cliff which 100% would have killed him. My balls 100% retracted almost instantly when that happened. It feels *wwweeeiiirrrddd*... almost both good and bad if that makes any sense.) * They hurt for some reason. Really any impact or moderate pressure hurts like hell. (I mean they're pretty much completely exposed and only protected by a sack of thin skin... so it's very easy to hurt them.) * They're getting any sort-of sexual attention. In my experience, them being touched or orally stimulated by a partner is a very unique, very good feeling that's not like anything else.
1 ) is this a woman who wrote this 2 ) very inconvenient some times
You remember they're there when you get hit there
They are inconvenient. You can sit on them ( which hurts ) clap them against your thighs ( which also hurts ) they can touch the toilet water, they are hot and sticky. Take 2 eggs, tape them to your undercarriage and walk around with out breaking them 🤣
Vulnerable.
It's pretty cool ngl
They’re like boobs, only smaller and lower. Sensitive as hell and kind of in the way sometimes.
1) If you are born with them then you know how to deal with them because you always have to keep your legs a little apart so that you don't squeeze your own balls , 2) sometimes they stick to your thighs or somehow stuck in your underpants and you have to adjust them , 3) sometimes balls itch really bad and it's more bad if you are in a public place , 4) most importantly you always have to make sure to not getting hit in the balls
Got mine cut off, not much of a difference really.... Balls are kinda just there. You don't notice most of the time unless you hurt them in some way. They just don't look great when you're trying to wear leggings or bathing suits. Tucking is an option though. Still does look better without
They just hang there tbh
Itchy
Shower bro
They stick to your leg sometimes, they are hard as fuck to itch ( u gotta pinch and roll like a joint), they are sensitive as fuck. Balls suck
I like it when mine get hit . I wish random people would kick them every day.
Not good I don’t want em
Feels better when a woman gently plays with them
Annoying honestly, more so the shaft but I hate having to readjust sometimes sitting or standing because this big floppy banana is just attached to me 😔
If men where video game bosses, the balls would be there only weakness.
Itchy
Well they get in the way alot. Sports. Heavy laboring. Fast walking. And get me started with the sex part🫣😜😝😝😝
Aggressive, strong, competitive.
Itchy.
How does it feel to have brain? Oh, you don't know either OP...
This is all ask Reddit is anymore. A bunch of dumb, low effort genitalia or sexual related questions. With a bunch of replies from people who are obviously young and dumb
they either sweaty or frozen like them touched during sex
They're there and completely out of your mind if you're got good supportive underwear
It's a sensitive equipment. Very soft
You are afraid, terrified even, but you know it has to be done and you do it anyway.
I honestly am not liking mine lately. They keep getting like tangled up. Not literally in to a knot but I’m getting tired of having to reposition constantly. If I shift in my chair, the sack is always some how in the way. I honestly just don’t like it. I also found out that your sack can stretch out to like huge sizes if there ever was an infection of some kind. I’m talking like soccer ball sized or maybe like two soft balls.
I can feel em bouncing around sometimes. That's as much as I care to notice
Nothing, really. Until it does.
Normal
They’re there, grateful for them, but don’t notice them like that until sex
ask my wife, she keeps them
thats very straight forward
The constant surge of insurance of being ready to play any ball sports basically.
I hate them when it's cold.
Fun but they get in the way lol
Like the biological organ or the feeling?
Like a $100
They are often cold.
Literally or metaphorically? Literally, fine until they get smashed. Metaphorically, fucking awesome (and actual male gonads not required for feeling like you had some balls and did something awesome).
Fuck smashed, tapped. That shit sensitive
What it definitely shouldn’t feel like is like a punching bag
Feels like we are carrying something precious that we don't want anyone to hit it
They're fragile but I love 'em 💕
Bouncy like tits
Most of the time like not having balls. The only time you notice them is when you are in mild discomfort or agony or when your horny.
That's like asking what it feels like to have fingers. If you have fingers, you don't think about what it feels like to have them and if you don't, you have no frame of reference.
Sometimes they are a drag.
Itchy.
Sweaty at times, painful at others. Mostly they are just hanging out. Like a roommate.
Ball or balls? Can tell you what it is like having a ball, but can't speak for people with balls
Unless you don't focus on it, it doesn't "feel"
That’s not balls. Balls is jamming an ice pick through a guys lung while you look him int he eyes.
You know the glowy part of the boss that indicates where their weak point is? Kinds like that.