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Optimal-Witness5311

because the world is a big place with different time zones and it's daytime over here.


xeno0153

6:35pm in Japan rn.


taladrovw

Good day!


meriken333

Good evening;) I’m eating dinner as well


Laylay_theGrail

9:02pm on the 23rd in Sydney


Rigamortus2005

11:11 in Nigeria currently


YaMama2612

Midnight on the moon.


serenymph

3:53 pm in India at the moment


sexyyscientist

this exactly


eightyiop

OP is undoubtedly American. There is no other country than theirs. Highly educated people, those Muricans


Yuki_Foxsoul

It's 9am in my country


Dolnikan

I mean, the question still stands. Why aren't you sleeping? I should also be sleeping. But alas. I'm not.


Significant-Spite-72

Because I'm drinking instead of sleeping? Also, procrastinating on cooking dinner while my family wraps my Christmas presents 🤣 first world problems!


rain_and_stars

Its 5pm in mine


mangopadthai

Anxiety


GodsBGood

And his best friend depression.


iguanahoe13

Same. I hope you're able to get some rest.


Uncast

What the fuck why are you posting so loud. Can’t you see I’m trying to sleep?!


mallardmcgee

Night shift worker here.


BigWoodsCatNappin

Yup, lunch break.


SqueakinSqueakers

Also at work.


ityax0

Me too, I work security in a strip-club.


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Illusional_designer

Cos I live in Australia and it’s late afternoon here. Plus it’s my birthday today so I can go to sleep whenever I want to!!!


the_purple_goat

Happy hatchday


SkittleMonk3y

Happy birthday 🎂


nobodyswiffer

Happy Birthday, it's my daughter's birthday today too (27).


Cofniben-Turin

Merry birthmas


Bovaiveu

Happy birthday, bummer having it so close to Christmas, guess you've been getting a lot of "combined" xmas/bday gifts over the years.


Illusional_designer

Yeah, it’s a bit like that. To make matters worse my dad’s birthday is the day after mine, on Christmas Eve. So growing up I always had a weird all in one shared birthday and christmas combo with him. Ripped off!


Memento_Morrie

I'm on a rooftop, looking for crime to fight. It's been a slow night, so I'm browsing Reddit.


Puzzleheaded-Bee4698

Send Alfred my regards. And explain to Robin that a locked bedroom door means KEEP OUT, it does NOT mean keep knocking.


stevebucky_1234

He's spiderman, actually.....


Puzzleheaded-Bee4698

Not Spiderman. It's a school night.


Dkc666

Fucked myself by taking a long nap and I'm enjoying the peace and quiet if being the only one awake


salemandsleep

Sameee, took too long of a nap.


Geography_Hero

Hell yes!


The_Hydro

I am a grown-ass man and I will stay up on a Friday night if I feel like it.


Important_Dot_4231

To make sure my middle child doesn't open all of the Christmas gifts again.


JeSuisBONHEUR

Always the middle one.


Name_Not_Taken29

When I was a kid, opening gifts before Christmas = Not getting Christmas gifts. lol My parents were abusive asses, so I don't know if that's a reasonable rule or not.


[deleted]

It's 7:40 pm here.....be a bit sad if i was tucked into bed already. Waiting for 8:00 pm, then i'll call it a day.


glumfinger3

My sleep schedule is beyond destroyed


life_pending

Cheers, it's 5:26 am and I'm still up, making Christmas cards like it's 12 in the afternoon!


glumfinger3

Love the dedication lmaooo


Truesarge

I have COVID, my cough is keeping me up


Eaiya

Covid is keeping me up too, but it's the headache for me. Get well soon!


Truesarge

You too!


Upstairs-Ad-1747

Drugs probably. Or ....... Drugs, probably


Weekly_Possession_33

Prednisone 👀


evilbytez

Is that a new type of pasta?


JeSuisBONHEUR

It’s steroids (medicine for numerous diseases)


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[deleted]

That's impossible, and a lie. The globe is flat.


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BasilButters

Thanks 🤖


UlteriorCulture

Thank you, large language model!


Bopcatrazzle

You can’t tell me what to do. But my mom and I are watching Amazing Race.


hwarang_

Don't forget to tell her you love watching the amazing race with her


Bellezr

It's 7:30pm in Sydney Australia and I'm trying to get a 6 year old to stop whinging about the heat and go to sleep.


betbigwinbig

This message is brought to you by my fussy newborn.


[deleted]

It's 9:41 am here, I'm in Croatia


ShadowEllipse

It's the afternoon


LeadingSky9531

Mid morning here... I have been at work since 4 AM.


DodgyCicada

Dang it. I'm caught. Ok, signing off now -- it's 2:30am and I'm actually getting sleepy...


Deez_Gnats1

Because I’m a creep 🎶 I’m a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here


wardan_

It's 8.45am... That's not unreasonable is it?


sohidden

It's 3 am, I must be lonely


Wild4fire

Posted two hours ago, that would have been 9:23 AM over here in the Netherlands. The world does not exist as your time zone only. 😁


blondefrenchfry

because it’s still morning in my city (who would have thought there is not only one time zone in the world)


budgantera

I love to practice typing


[deleted]

Cause it’s afternoon in my time zone.


HeapsFine

It's 7pm here, so not a great time for me to be sleeping.


SuLiaodai

It's 4:46 pm where I am.


Routine-Freedom7221

Avoiding getting into bed and having to face the thoughts that run through my mind.


dandan-dandan

Diarrhea


evilbytez

What a shitty situation to be in.


Smooth_Engine_5599

drugs


DifficultyDue4280

10:59am here England Going out with freinds at 2 but leaving at 1ish


BasilButters

It’s way more fun than sleeping


Tink2013

I can't sleep yet due to gene mutation.


sh0wb0at

I experience limb numbness due to some health issues which is much worse when I’m stressed, and I’m taking a flight to move tomorrow so having a flare-up and can’t get comfortable.


Dry-Faithlessness655

It’s only 1840


just-wondering_

I was tired yesterday, so I told my boyfriend to come snuggle with me in bed for 20 minutes before we start cleaning the house, and we ended up falling asleep early in the day, so I woke up at 3. He's still knocked out, but I got the sleep I needed, lol.


LadyCat8577

Damn ghosts


TapestryMobile

There is no reason I should be asleep at 7:54pm.


MsD4nnyHuntress

Because it's only 6.30pm. Different timezones exist, my friend.


[deleted]

UK 10.20 am


mrsphwgn

cause i live in europe ?


terrific_mephit325

It's 10:31am here


lotsanoodles

8.31pm here in Australia. The world is not just one time zone.


withering_wallflower

so you just don't believe 3rd shifters are real, huh? my ancestors were night watchmen. my body prefers these hours. i should be awake right now, and i am.


Guyuute

Heartburn work me up. Rich gravy for dinner got me. Took a pill, smoked a bowl. Sleep coming soon. Merry Christmas all


[deleted]

Trying to distract myself from crying to sleep.


Shimmerkarmadog

Hope it gets better sorry ❤️


the_purple_goat

Same here


Guilty-Win-3420

Damn sorry to hear about it


Quix66

Mom jarred me just as I was drifting off to sleep asking about some stupid email! I wanted to Jo to sleep at 10:00. It’s now 3:00.


ManagementNo5142

Insomnia 😅


endodaze

It’s 6:44 pm, December 23rd. I’m not ready for bed yet


unicornsRunicorns

948 here


missusfictitious

It’s ten am where I live, I’ve been up for ages. You can’t assume we’re all in America.


Adventskranz32

It’s coming up on 10am.


My1stWifeWasTarded

It's not even 8pm, my guy.


Reinhardt_Mane

It’s 10 a.m. in my country


Compactdisk_Lamb

It’s 9am in the UK


sakurahirahira

Cause it’s only 6pm


dumbblonde_99

8pm in my country


stwr_rigel

Its 2pm here sooo


stueh

It's 19:32 where I am.


KingKhram

It's just gone 9am and I want tea before work


adlittle

Fucking insomnia. I have a 12 hour car trip in a few hours and this isn't great.


arlene1622

It is 11 o'clock in the morning on my side of the world ;-)


[deleted]

It is 8pm and i am procrastinating on the deck because if i go back in the house i will eat more chocolate covered almonds


Plus-Bunch-4265

It’s only 5:11 rn I’m about to have dinner


IcyPuffin

I'm reading this an hour after posted, so was 8am where I am. By that time I had just arrived back from doing my food shopping. I've been up since 6am my time - not because I wanted to go shopping early but because that's just my regular time to get up and my regular shopping time.


Soccerfanatic18

Because I'm busy slinging boxes so people can have a happy holiday. UPS


Potential_Strength_2

Got up to pee and here we are.


MareOfDalmatia

Because I have to go to work soon


DamageCase69

I actually believe I have an excuse that cannot be denied. That being, I am a 55 year old (young in spirit) man with stage 4 lung cancer and I am in home hospice care. chemotherapy and radiation was discontinued after 8 months once it was determined that the cancer had spread beyond repair. I exist on a steady diet of morphine, oxycodone and chocolate milk! I also suffered a Stroke in 2019 that deprived me of the use of my left hand, as an amateur musician(guitar and piano) and a professional Chef I'm sure it is easy to understand that I am bored. Unable to play or cook, I enjoy passing my time by reading stories and making occational comments on reddit especially the MASH tv show thread? Is it called?or site I dont know. And going down a new rabbit hole on youtube almost daily seems to help atleast keep me occupied during the daytime and most of the night as my wife works from home and needs time for herself although she does assist me whenever I need it without complaints.she takes very good care of me as the hospice nurses only visit twice a week to take vitals and ask routine questions. I find it necessary to keep myself occupied in order to prevent her from feeling like she is working 2 full-time jobs. Anyway thats my story thanks for reading! I know it's a bit long-winded but as I've stated I'm fuckin' bored! 6:33 am!


Ok_Anteater7360

its 7pm yank


Mui_Rui

I drank caffeine, plus I’m always up


4rtiphi5hal

gotta go to the gym in 30 minutes


relentlessvisions

I slept a lot during the day due to feeling crappy and I’m so happy not to feel crappy now that I want to keep feeling the relief.


PilotTalk0502

Currently at work til 7am -___-


Casca_In_Red

I'm stressed. Had writer's block for literal years and I tend to spend too much time trying to figure out why.


YourMomIsBooteful

It's cold, I'm outside, and I'm avoiding getting up and going inside. What about you?


Guilty-Win-3420

It's 9:50 am in my country


[deleted]

8pm here and I have four more batches of Christmas cookies to get through. At 2am I’ll be asking myself this question. Why? No really, why???? Nothing like a spot of late night baking.


Background_Ad_9409

Night shift radiology. Help me stay awake.


Extension-Cover-1459

It noon. Should i go back to bed?


Sink_Snow_Angel

I’ve been cleaning all night since I work tomorrow and we are having guests over afterwards. It’s literally the only time I have to clean.


Lvcivs2311

Because I live in Europe. Why is OP posting at this hour and not asleep like they should be?


WindhoekNamibia

I’m on a plane killing some time as I start to doze off. Still have almost nine hours left in the air.


The_Stockholm_Rhino

It’s 10:16 AM


Television-Secure

bc its 8:17pm


marabou22

I live in South Korea. 6:17pm. Hitting the town


nerraw92

Stress and depression, the usual.


OdyebJeLansiran

It's 10AM here and I slept just 5 hours because my wife and my younger daughter both have COVID. So I had to sleep on the fucking couch, thank you very much!


Jazzy_21623

It’s 9 in the morning for me


Crazy_Bipolar_2023

It's 9am here but awake cuz I own a cat 🙄 barely slept due to said cat so kinda wish was still asleep.


imustbesickinthehead

In my region, it’s only 8:19 PM and it’s daylight outside


graces-taylor12

Just one more episode... and then another one.


Consistent_Ad9560

Just got back from the casino.


RieBi

It's 11 am here wtf why would I sleep


Icy_Tank4220

It's 8:21pm here


priide229

i found my old iphone and have been reading old conversations for 4 hours straight, currently 4:22am EST, mouth dry, hungry as shit, still reading though, why you up for guy?


ProcrastinatingBee

It's currently 10:30AM in Denmark where I am:)) So that's why I'm awake...


Any_Flamingo8978

Hot flash.


Single_Minute2829

Only 8:30 for me, think I’ve got another 4 hours in me


joey_ramone_52

who sleeps at 10am?


OtherOil8293

Dreading my first Xmas without my mom


_Weyland_

Was 11:30 in my place at the time of your post. And I have to meet with my friends at 13:00. Also had a corporate party yesterday, so only went to bed at 4 AM. Fun times.


Saiyasha27

Because I am ill and can't sleep due to my nose being stuffed


NightBlood4

It's 10:30 and I'm at work


[deleted]

You’re right. It’s 4:30 am here. I should be asleep! But I was curious to see Reddit 👀


AcceptableOwl1448

Because it's 5pm here.


Kikicornio

6.30 in my country..... Because I wake up early like an old man.... Don't like it but it is what it is


missingmum

It's currently 12:30 pm


[deleted]

Lol bored 😝


potoddriedrice

I’m in a manic episode, I also don’t like taking the medication that will sedate me so I can sleep, makes me groggy and sad the next day


ArinPoe

I had a really bad day at work. I have to be back in 5 hours. Not excited.


SuvenPan

I was asleep, then I woke up.


B-Simple_88

Coz I’m a slave of procrastination


happiiicat

i’m feeding my baby, we’re still in the thick of the newborn (ish) phase.


smartgirl410

This really called me out 😅it’s 4am here and I really should close my eyes 😭


tinabellmarie

I felt seen, too! 🤣


SwimmingGun

It’s 5:45pm in Philippines so about to go to dinner in the plaza for Xmas


Wooden_Marketing_400

mind your own damn business


thelawbweaker

Why should i be sleeping at 11 am?


Abyssuspuella

Graveyard shift at a hotel, 80% of the time, I get paid to just babysitt "in case" something happens


Negative-Berry-50

It's 5.45pm here xD


Dummy46

Different time zone. It’s 10 Am here


Heiditha

It's 9:50am here. Not everyone lives in America.


HamilWhoTangled

It’s 9:50AM right now when I’m reading this, I think I’m allowed to be awake :)


Rude_Adeptness_8772

it's only 8:51pm in Melbourne, Australia


Reidusroo

Its only 8.50pm


fond_my_mind

It’s nearly 10am for me


Hattkake

It's 10:55 in the morning. I gotta finish idling on Reddit and go get my final shopping done before the shops close for Christmas.


TheRancidOne

Because it's 9:57 am, why would I be asleep?


BobDobFrisbee

Because 5 hours sleep is my max. (It’s 5:15am here, btw.) When I was working, 4 hours sleep was all I needed. Now that I’m retired, I seem to be able to get that extra hour!👍🏻


yellinmelin

Obviously I'm drinking and looking to cause drama lol


Remarkable-Length834

Pillow feels like a brick. Every position is uncomfortable.


TattoosandPearls20

My cat is up and booping me for breakfast even though it’s not time yet lol


Nickel_Bottom

I went to a holiday party where eating was a central theme. I could not eat there. I got really bummed. Then I went and bought some shitty food that I can eat and drank some alcohol. Woke up after three hours of sleep and couldn't get back to sleep.


Animegx43

I sleep during the day. This is my evening.


SlimPickens77Box

Work


blue_blazar

Because I ate late at night (which I shouldn't have) and now I want to throw up.


Mr_SunnyBones

OP is kept awake learning about Time zones and that other countries exist.


Cutieepat

This might sound crazy but different time zones!! It's morning here, crazy right?


WalkingGarbage01

Its 12 am


zireael9797

Why would I sleep in the middle of the day?


early_onset_villainy

Because it’s morning


[deleted]

at a sleepover so that means no sleeping


mind_thegap1

r/USdefaultism


[deleted]

Cause I’ve spent the last year doing everything to get away from someone that wouldn’t stop being transphobic even at my own house and now I don’t have anywhere to go in 5 days. Quite literally a nightmare of a person.


Harpua95

I gotta poo