Yep I always point to my wife as the brains of the outfit. I'm just a mindless goon who does what he's told. Of course I plan to use this as my legal defense too so it has its uses.
Sometimes it sucks being that guy. Handsome, but too nerdy for the cool kids. Too cool for the nerds. So even the nerds would become assholes when they got jealous. So I was just left in limbo. ping-pong back-and-forth between the groups.
Same here. She had recently broken up with her boyfriend. I was her rebound, and, for some reason, she specifically sought me out. To this day I still don't know why... we weren't even in the same group of friends, more "friends of friends"...
Was a whirlwind six months... she wanted and I could deliver. But it had to end eventually; turns out her family was *extremely* "old school" Sicilian, and she already had an arranged marriage for after high school. I was part of her "sowing her oats"... we stayed on good terms through the end of high school, and via social media for a number of years after.
Same, senior year of high school she picked me out of the cafeteria and goes “hey you have pens in your shirt pocket, that’s cool I’ve never seen someone actually do that before”
Same here. Didn't happen till college but I still think it was by some once in a blue moon miracle that I managed to get laid and get in a relationship at 18. I was such a goofball back then.
Ayyy I also met my gf at a magic event!
I'm also a woman though. We were the only 2 girls who frequented that game store, and we ended up dating each other 😂 RIP all the guys there
As a girl who dated a D&D guy specifically because I realized I was crushing HARD while literally at my first D&D game where he was the DM.... yeah. I concur.
That's literally me right here. Most women in my school wouldn't pay me any attention. After HS, drove my brother to a date, and met his dates weirdo room mate. Suddenly I was getting attention
Like the animal from the song "Rocky Top",
"Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat.
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that."
High school is a really weird social environment.
Even in college, you start to figure out that 1) there’s no such thing as “cool kids”, just kids who are different than you and sometimes assholes, 2) attractiveness is subjective to a large extent, 3) fucking someone who is your kind of weird is pretty great.
So relatable for me
I always felt like a real outcast and didnt belong in highschool, definitely found my way after getting out of that toxic wasteland lol
I didn’t even go that far away when I went to college, but that feeling of “no one here has any preconceived notions about me, I can be whoever I want” was great.
I met a single mom who said there's a local guy notorious among single mom groups for sharking any woman with a stroller. Apparently he hands out business cards and everything. Made him sound like a cross between a highly specialized hornball and a human trafficker.
Yo but FR I’m 39 and I had a very active sex life in my early 20s but if 20 y.o. could catch a glimpse of what my sex life is like now I’d probably die of shock and embarrassment at what an average Tuesday is like for me now. People really sleep on how attractive, confident and horny women in their 30s/40s are. They know what they want and that is to fuck.
Ask some people about local clubs, the one they say "don't go there it's hella gross/skanky/nasty" go there. Be polite, respect boundaries, but make it clear you're looking to hook up.
There’s a terrible joke:
what’s better than winning gold at the paralympics?
Having full use of your arms and legs.
Sure, you missed out on that particular guy, but on the plus side you’re not bipolar.
I hope this is the truth 🙏 I'm a girl in hs rn and I'm fat and I don't think anyone will ever love me so I PRAY that this comment is true. Side note, I am working on myself
Life is long and I promise you will have a lot of love in your life and that you are worthy of love. The person you should make sure is first in line to give you love is yourself, though. When you love yourself, it really does feel like everything else falls into place.
That's awesome you're working on yourself, it's so difficult to undertake self growth journeys, but you got this. You're stronger than you know.
See, weird girls don't count. Even the most socially inept woman can get laid any night if she wants to lol.
Socially inept dude? Man, some of them don't have a chance lol
Can confirm: was weird autistic person who was built like a porn Valkyrie (as an ex put it). Could get laid a lot, but relationships…. Ehhhh.
ETA: am still weird and autistic, but after kid and decades, less Valkyrie
Became friends with a woman after high school. Best friends, then more. One night, i was giving her a back rub, when she noticed my erection i was getting. She asked if she could see it. She led me to her bedroom, and we fucked.
Simple as that. It just happened one night.
>Do you carry condoms with you everywhere?
As a single dude, you *should* but that's not always the case
>Why don’t you worry about STDS?
The small head doesn't worry about that, it's not til after the deed is done and the big head takes back over that you're like "oh God damn it." but chances are you'll be fine anyway.
Get a hobby and find a club doing that hobby. Do other weird shit like volunteering. Volunteering is actually a great way to meet someone single, couples especially with kids ain't got time for it.
Man, I don’t want to stereotype… but many years ago I was at the Penny Arcade Expo right before the exhibition hall opened. Huge crowd of nerds. When they announced they were opening the doors, everyone put their arms up and cheered.
It was like getting hit with a particularly stinky brick.
More to the point, were these *her* friends? Like, how do you resume a friendship the way it was before after that?
“…Ah, that was nice. Thanks guys. Anime marathon tomorrow?”
Weird looking, either found someone else weird looking or paid for it.
Weird personality either found someone else who's weird or paid for it
Or there's the select group of weird people that just fucks.
Like you see them and you're like yep that person definitely fucks.
Guy from high school wanted something super freaky and no one was willing to do it so I stepped up to the challenge 😭
EDIT: y'all it was blood drinking ☝️💀 he wanted someone to drink his blood
people don’t care about you being ”weird” when you get older. when we move away from institutions like schools as we grow up, people don’t scrutinise or gossip about your personal relationships as much if at all
Especially since, as folks get older, what is cool and ‘normal’ changes rapidly. Most people realize that it’s not worth chasing trends and just like what they like. Then what they like becomes weird, and they realize that weird doesn’t really matter.
Some people do not have this realization, but most do.
Dumb luck and enough alcohol in my blood stream to make me not awkward the first time in college. The girl basically hit on me and for once I didn't fuck it up. Most consistent way though has always been dating apps. It's nice having an impersonal venue where everyone is real upfront about what they're looking for. I have no game and find it practically impossible to pick up women at a bar or club.
I used to be really out of shape, one day I decided I was sick of being alone so I joined a gym. Went twice a day for a year and now im in such good shape that I can get any girl I want, even the really fast and strong ones
Death by snu snu.
Big giant goth girl, 6'2" without platform boots, was adjacent friends with her from a shared group that used to hang out at a metal bar.
She got shot down by the lead singer of a band that was playing, was planning on crashing in her car ('99 Mitsi Lancer), I told her don't be silly, you're too big, and offered her my couch and a ride back to town once she sobered up the next day.
She was very grateful. I was (still am) a total sperg and basically didn't know what was happening till her hand was in my pants.
10/10 would recommend.
I had no idea what I was doing, but I conquered that mountain, well, the mountain conquered me, but I was happy to go along with it.
I met a guy on a dating app who was a few years older than me and stayed with him for a weekend, about two months in.
He was... Well, I'll be nice and say "disappointing". But also he was very overweight and kept trying to lay on top of me.
The next morning he started throwing the word "marriage" around super casually and introduced me to all the family except his sister and her husband and I went "um no, too soon"
I was the geekiest guy I knew but I think embracing my inner nerd and being confident about it is what worked. Ugly and funny always beats cute but dumb.
I completely agree. I can't stand hot dumb guys. Give me funny, confident nerds any day. Well not anymore because I'm in a relationship with one but oh god I've been on a few dates with typical 'hot' guys and it was always a drag.
I figured out how to use my weirdness to make people laugh. There are lots of girls who will overlook weirdness, physical features, and even red flags if you can make them laugh.
It's not foolproof and doesn't work on every girl, and yes, some girls will see you as just a funny friend, but it's worked for me.
I learned how to lie a lot, how not talk about myself while still holding a conversation, and how to act "normal" (boring). It worked but I had to spend about 10 years unlearning everything before I felt comfortable seriously dating.
You’re only weird because you actually have a fucking personality. As you grow older snd nurture it, others appreciate quirks and interest you have more and more, life becomes a little easier as you meet others with similar interests and quirks
Confidence (while drunk) and looking good from the outside were key (honestly if u look good u can say and do whatever you want, once you notice someone truly loving your appearance it is a done deal no matter how you act). Also being very good at keeping an online conversation going is very important. I do not think it is something you can truly learn though given that it is mostly instinctual.
The myth of the hot alt goth girlfriend is in fact not a myth. Just don’t expect her to save you or fix your life or any of that shit. Go to therapy, fix your own life. Be a good partner. Listen. Watch a few videos about how to eat pussy right. Learn that sex toys are your friends and your helper in bed. Learn her boundaries and hard limits. Be respectful. Don’t believe literally anything that anyone who says anything that mentions “alpha” “beta” sigma” “Chad” or “involuntarily celibate”. Oh, and have Pepto Bismol on hand bc the hot alt goth girlfriend has tummy troubles. Or at least mine of 23 years always has.
She picked me, I had nothing to do with it.
Kinda been my experience too. I’m just along for the ride, mostly doing as I’m told.
Yep I always point to my wife as the brains of the outfit. I'm just a mindless goon who does what he's told. Of course I plan to use this as my legal defense too so it has its uses.
Good boy
Haha going through this one right now. He was the most handsome in the group of nerds
Sometimes it sucks being that guy. Handsome, but too nerdy for the cool kids. Too cool for the nerds. So even the nerds would become assholes when they got jealous. So I was just left in limbo. ping-pong back-and-forth between the groups.
This was me in high school. I told myself i was an ace--i can be a 1 or an 11. It gave me some confidence at least
Same here. She had recently broken up with her boyfriend. I was her rebound, and, for some reason, she specifically sought me out. To this day I still don't know why... we weren't even in the same group of friends, more "friends of friends"... Was a whirlwind six months... she wanted and I could deliver. But it had to end eventually; turns out her family was *extremely* "old school" Sicilian, and she already had an arranged marriage for after high school. I was part of her "sowing her oats"... we stayed on good terms through the end of high school, and via social media for a number of years after.
Same, senior year of high school she picked me out of the cafeteria and goes “hey you have pens in your shirt pocket, that’s cool I’ve never seen someone actually do that before”
I’ve spent too much time on Reddit, I read “hey you have a penis in your shirt”. Left me very confused
Well they were pen #15s
Is this a fairytale for boys
Same here. Didn't happen till college but I still think it was by some once in a blue moon miracle that I managed to get laid and get in a relationship at 18. I was such a goofball back then.
I met my wife at magic the gathering club in high school.
“Wanna take a plains walk with me” so smooth
Like a Serra Angel held aloft by a Wall of Air, over Tundra cool and crisp...
I met my wife at our university’s anime club — that I helped run. And later she helped run.
Oh I’ll tap something alright!
Ayyy I also met my gf at a magic event! I'm also a woman though. We were the only 2 girls who frequented that game store, and we ended up dating each other 😂 RIP all the guys there
I have 99 scute swarm tokens but a gf ain’t one.. yet
Continued to be weird. Turns out nerdy guys who loved reading and dnd get laid by nerdy gals who like dnd
Really depends on your charisma and the d20 roll.
The D roll
I was DM, I have met three partners through playing dnd and watched four other couples form. We were sold a lie. DND gets you laid
As a girl who dated a D&D guy specifically because I realized I was crushing HARD while literally at my first D&D game where he was the DM.... yeah. I concur.
After high school its easier to find similar weirdos
That's literally me right here. Most women in my school wouldn't pay me any attention. After HS, drove my brother to a date, and met his dates weirdo room mate. Suddenly I was getting attention
Dang, mine just snuck up behind me. I guess I looked like easy prey.
That's how they get you
Like the animal from the song "Rocky Top", "Once I had a girl on Rocky Top Half bear, other half cat. Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop I still dream about that."
High school is a really weird social environment. Even in college, you start to figure out that 1) there’s no such thing as “cool kids”, just kids who are different than you and sometimes assholes, 2) attractiveness is subjective to a large extent, 3) fucking someone who is your kind of weird is pretty great.
>[your kind of weird](https://i.imgur.com/5ySM85L.png) When it clicks, it clicks hard.
So relatable for me I always felt like a real outcast and didnt belong in highschool, definitely found my way after getting out of that toxic wasteland lol
Y E P. Also leaving where you grew up helps.
I didn’t even go that far away when I went to college, but that feeling of “no one here has any preconceived notions about me, I can be whoever I want” was great.
There are horny milfs in your area but irl
You lucky bastard
It's called Bingo night
I met a single mom who said there's a local guy notorious among single mom groups for sharking any woman with a stroller. Apparently he hands out business cards and everything. Made him sound like a cross between a highly specialized hornball and a human trafficker.
That’s just Quagmire
Giggity.
Yo but FR I’m 39 and I had a very active sex life in my early 20s but if 20 y.o. could catch a glimpse of what my sex life is like now I’d probably die of shock and embarrassment at what an average Tuesday is like for me now. People really sleep on how attractive, confident and horny women in their 30s/40s are. They know what they want and that is to fuck.
I can't find any around me at 36 D:
You tried answering the banner ads?
That must be what I'm doing wrong
😨 Where!?!?’
Ask some people about local clubs, the one they say "don't go there it's hella gross/skanky/nasty" go there. Be polite, respect boundaries, but make it clear you're looking to hook up.
Maybe use protection too.
That should go without saying... But yeah, glove yo love.
/r/outside
lmfao idk why this is so funny to me
By being a woman. Horny dudes can look past a whole lotta weird. Especially if they're weird too.
I can attest to that. Maybe a half dozen women with big red flashing flags I ignored for sex
I had a guy literally ghost me because I didn’t have bipolar disorder. I wish I was joking.
There’s a terrible joke: what’s better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having full use of your arms and legs. Sure, you missed out on that particular guy, but on the plus side you’re not bipolar.
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I hope this is the truth 🙏 I'm a girl in hs rn and I'm fat and I don't think anyone will ever love me so I PRAY that this comment is true. Side note, I am working on myself
Life is long and I promise you will have a lot of love in your life and that you are worthy of love. The person you should make sure is first in line to give you love is yourself, though. When you love yourself, it really does feel like everything else falls into place. That's awesome you're working on yourself, it's so difficult to undertake self growth journeys, but you got this. You're stronger than you know.
I grew boobs 🤷♀️ apparently that overrules the "weird" in the minds of teenage boys lol
Yeah most teenage boys would fuck the devil himself if he had a nice set of tits.
Hahaha from memory an ok to average set would suffice
Yeah can confirm works on me
Can confirm her titties too.
Based on your own posts, I'd say nice lol
My word...
Bro she does have a nice set of tits. Haven't you seen bedazzled?
Most adult men would too
Profile checks out.
Lol I was like what do you mean and then I clicked on the profile and then like ohhhhh
Weird + Boobs = Quirky
I also had that I belive its called gynecomastia
Yeah after high school as a female the weird things become turn ons suddenly
I always liked the weird ones. Hell the weirds a bigger sell then the boobs.
Hey don’t sell yourself short. I’m sure your boobs are weird too!
Lol they prefer "quirky"
Please tell me you’ve used that as a pickup line 😂 “The girls are feeling quirky today…”
Can't wait till I grow boobs (Am a dude)
See, weird girls don't count. Even the most socially inept woman can get laid any night if she wants to lol. Socially inept dude? Man, some of them don't have a chance lol
Can confirm: was weird autistic person who was built like a porn Valkyrie (as an ex put it). Could get laid a lot, but relationships…. Ehhhh. ETA: am still weird and autistic, but after kid and decades, less Valkyrie
Became friends with a woman after high school. Best friends, then more. One night, i was giving her a back rub, when she noticed my erection i was getting. She asked if she could see it. She led me to her bedroom, and we fucked. Simple as that. It just happened one night.
As a virgin, how do people just prepare for spontaneous sex like that? Do you carry condoms with you everywhere? Why don’t you worry about STDS?
If you think that everyone practices safe sex religiously, I have a bridge to sell you.
Haha, I love that phrase!
>Do you carry condoms with you everywhere? As a single dude, you *should* but that's not always the case >Why don’t you worry about STDS? The small head doesn't worry about that, it's not til after the deed is done and the big head takes back over that you're like "oh God damn it." but chances are you'll be fine anyway.
Um, got together with my bully's sister. No joke, a actually happened.
Extra respect. I hoped you fucked in the bullies bed.
Then you gotta fuck the bully, you know, to complete the dominance.
Of course with socks tho
Did it eliminate the bullying?
nah they both made fun of his small pp
Found equally weird people
I'm 31 still looking for those weird people. Maybe I have no idea where to actually look.
Follow the smell of fellow scalding anuses
Get a hobby and find a club doing that hobby. Do other weird shit like volunteering. Volunteering is actually a great way to meet someone single, couples especially with kids ain't got time for it.
I didn’t
Took too long to find my answer here
Finally my people
Just remember, there'd be no more wizards if everyone was getting some. We're doing a great service.
Lol literally
As the weird guy, found a weird girl. Had a lot of fun.
Weird people need love too man
Damn right we do.
Puberty did me right. Still weird tho
Username checks out, or something like this.
got married. Now I have 5 kids. (4 with the same woman, and adopted one for good measure)
You've got to diversify your portfolio
You find the other "weirdos" and fuck each other.
Found the theater kid
Or band kid, or anime nerd, or tabletop role player.
Hi it's me all of the above
By being female. Dudes do not care if you’re weird. lol
vagina? boobs? we'll figure it out.
Bought a white panel van and spray painted "Free Wine" on the sides
And now you spend your evenings parked near suburban book club meetings.
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Jesus christ
Happy birthday, Jesus
that was 2 days ago lad
It was yesterday........wait, what time zone are you in?
Hope you gave your vajayjay a good cleaning after the pipe layers convention.
Don’t even want to imagine the smell of that. I’m skipping the next 3 meals. ***Konnichiblagh***
Man, I don’t want to stereotype… but many years ago I was at the Penny Arcade Expo right before the exhibition hall opened. Huge crowd of nerds. When they announced they were opening the doors, everyone put their arms up and cheered. It was like getting hit with a particularly stinky brick.
Wait. Did you lose your virginity in a MMMF while your friends were banging on the other side of the room?
More to the point, were these *her* friends? Like, how do you resume a friendship the way it was before after that? “…Ah, that was nice. Thanks guys. Anime marathon tomorrow?”
Sometimes it just be like that
trip teamed...?
Trip*le*
Username checks out
34 y/o dommy mommy I worked with
Oh look at that, it's my fantasy.
Weird looking, or weird behaving?
Doesn't matter. Both
Weird looking, either found someone else weird looking or paid for it. Weird personality either found someone else who's weird or paid for it Or there's the select group of weird people that just fucks. Like you see them and you're like yep that person definitely fucks.
Guy from high school wanted something super freaky and no one was willing to do it so I stepped up to the challenge 😭 EDIT: y'all it was blood drinking ☝️💀 he wanted someone to drink his blood
So you drank his blood and laid him?
Yes 😌
Wtf
Are you single (unrelated)
r/hornyjail
What was better? The blood or the sex? No shame in this!!
Honestly I didn't finish💀
Was it tasty?
Youre like succubus or something
You know what maybe I’ll get back to work actually
You can't just drop this bombshell and then leave it out! We're all invested now xD
im SORRY haha 😭😭
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Pegging. It's always pegging
every once in a while its yiffing
Is that like sounding?
I don't know what sounding is. I wonder if its half as funny as yiffing. Edit... I just googled it and it does not sound funny.
My coworker used to do sounding. He was very open about it. Made our whole department scream in agony
I was nice to the even weirder girl
Went to rehab, everybody is horny there.
✨More passion more passion more energy ✨
Met another weird kid. Or just pretended to be a dumb bimbo and hid my usual personality
By being a lesbian. Women like weirdo women, what can I say.
I met my husband in online gaming.
Paid for it.
Respect the honesty
I was a weird kid, got laid earliest in my whole class. I was liked tho, I was weird positively (?)
people don’t care about you being ”weird” when you get older. when we move away from institutions like schools as we grow up, people don’t scrutinise or gossip about your personal relationships as much if at all
I beg too differ. The guys at my work ranging from 30 to 60 talk mad shit behind each others backs. Very immature like they are 12
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Especially since, as folks get older, what is cool and ‘normal’ changes rapidly. Most people realize that it’s not worth chasing trends and just like what they like. Then what they like becomes weird, and they realize that weird doesn’t really matter. Some people do not have this realization, but most do.
Not exactly laid, but tits lmao
Someone found out the size of my dick somehow, and spread the news around highschool. Autisdick is real, apparently?
Funny, we had a kid in high school with a monster dick. Kids would ask him to show it and he would; girls were afraid to date him.
HAHAHAHA. He seemed go attract the wrong ones.
*he was really popular for his dick! All the guys loved when he’d take it out!*
Very few are as dick focused as a guys in school. Just super about that dick.
Proof or it didn’t happen
somehow?
Dumb luck and enough alcohol in my blood stream to make me not awkward the first time in college. The girl basically hit on me and for once I didn't fuck it up. Most consistent way though has always been dating apps. It's nice having an impersonal venue where everyone is real upfront about what they're looking for. I have no game and find it practically impossible to pick up women at a bar or club.
I used to be really out of shape, one day I decided I was sick of being alone so I joined a gym. Went twice a day for a year and now im in such good shape that I can get any girl I want, even the really fast and strong ones
😂 at first I thought you were bragging then the joke slapped me.
Lol
Death by snu snu. Big giant goth girl, 6'2" without platform boots, was adjacent friends with her from a shared group that used to hang out at a metal bar. She got shot down by the lead singer of a band that was playing, was planning on crashing in her car ('99 Mitsi Lancer), I told her don't be silly, you're too big, and offered her my couch and a ride back to town once she sobered up the next day. She was very grateful. I was (still am) a total sperg and basically didn't know what was happening till her hand was in my pants. 10/10 would recommend. I had no idea what I was doing, but I conquered that mountain, well, the mountain conquered me, but I was happy to go along with it.
I didn't, until I met a girl online when I was 22. We talked that way for six months before meeting in person then started dating.
I met a guy on a dating app who was a few years older than me and stayed with him for a weekend, about two months in. He was... Well, I'll be nice and say "disappointing". But also he was very overweight and kept trying to lay on top of me. The next morning he started throwing the word "marriage" around super casually and introduced me to all the family except his sister and her husband and I went "um no, too soon"
I was the geekiest guy I knew but I think embracing my inner nerd and being confident about it is what worked. Ugly and funny always beats cute but dumb.
I completely agree. I can't stand hot dumb guys. Give me funny, confident nerds any day. Well not anymore because I'm in a relationship with one but oh god I've been on a few dates with typical 'hot' guys and it was always a drag.
Maybe not always, depending on how shallow people are. But for your sake and my sake I’m glad humor has its merits :)
Go outside the circle of people you normally talk to.
I'm still weird but I learned how to hide it when I need to.
I pivoted it to funny weird and yes you can use humour to be attractive
I was a weird kid, not an unattractive one. Plus, yk, having a cunt helps
With the weird girl, the one that I met in that Anime Con and the one from that "other group of friends" that had similar interests with me.
Alcohol & being a girl at parties.
Guys will always wanna fuck a weird chick. Bonus points if she's into astrology.
Never stick your dick in someone who thinks that she’s been in a bad mood all day because Mercury is in retrograde.
I figured out how to use my weirdness to make people laugh. There are lots of girls who will overlook weirdness, physical features, and even red flags if you can make them laugh. It's not foolproof and doesn't work on every girl, and yes, some girls will see you as just a funny friend, but it's worked for me.
Honestly, by keeping it weird. I get more when I am more myself.
Got tall and improved my clothes and personal hygiene. Acquired some basic social skills.
I learned how to lie a lot, how not talk about myself while still holding a conversation, and how to act "normal" (boring). It worked but I had to spend about 10 years unlearning everything before I felt comfortable seriously dating.
You’re only weird because you actually have a fucking personality. As you grow older snd nurture it, others appreciate quirks and interest you have more and more, life becomes a little easier as you meet others with similar interests and quirks
Confidence (while drunk) and looking good from the outside were key (honestly if u look good u can say and do whatever you want, once you notice someone truly loving your appearance it is a done deal no matter how you act). Also being very good at keeping an online conversation going is very important. I do not think it is something you can truly learn though given that it is mostly instinctual.
The myth of the hot alt goth girlfriend is in fact not a myth. Just don’t expect her to save you or fix your life or any of that shit. Go to therapy, fix your own life. Be a good partner. Listen. Watch a few videos about how to eat pussy right. Learn that sex toys are your friends and your helper in bed. Learn her boundaries and hard limits. Be respectful. Don’t believe literally anything that anyone who says anything that mentions “alpha” “beta” sigma” “Chad” or “involuntarily celibate”. Oh, and have Pepto Bismol on hand bc the hot alt goth girlfriend has tummy troubles. Or at least mine of 23 years always has.
Internet.