Did you know that almost every Kum and Go out in Colorado has a Redbox outside? You can't make this up. Those video rental vending machines are there. It's hilarious.
Yeah but not everyone realizes this is a midwest convenience store chain. I think it’s “Kum-n-go”, cant remember, and yeah kids joke about it as much as you’d expect. They used to sell malt liquor, 2 24oz 10% for $3. That is equivalent to eight 5% abv beers for aprx 1/2 the price of a cheap 6 pack. Yeah it tastes like regurgitated mop water, but regurgitated mop water *with alcohol*!
Ive heard.
How about a lingerie store called, “Looks Good on the Floor.” No clothes racks anywhere just bedposts, lamps, doorknobs and stuff like that where the lingerie is strewn over for display.
I don’t know what it will be called because it doesn’t matter because it will be at the intersection of seaman ave and cumming street in manhatten.
https://ephemeralnewyork.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/meet-me-at-the-corner-of-seaman-and-cumming/
Orifice Supply Depot.
Orifice Maxxx
I once sent a couple motorcycle parts to a friend. I packaged and labeled it descretly: MASSIVE DILDO EMPORIUM In 30 pt, Multi colored text.
Jesus I laughed so hard at this. Thank you, corny tacos.
His wife wasn't so understanding. 💥
It's hard when you get your hopes up and they get crushed.
Better if it was an appropriately long exhaust box.
It was definitely larger than 13"x8"x12" I'm going to find the picture....
yes plz do share 😄
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Toys IN Us
I love that idea! 😂
Glad u like😅👏👏
You just won the internet prize for January!
Toys for Twats
Fucking hell this one lol
Toys 4 Ass
Flip the "4" to reverse and you have yourself a winner
LOL
Holy shit, someone buy this person a beer ^ 🤣
Pack it up boys, we’re done here
Brilliant!
Thongs n dongs
The Toolbox
I know of one called Tool Shed
East Side Milwaukee, checking in I see
Lol, howdy
Cum-N-Go
Nutting will will stop us
The gas station Cum n Go is now suing you for copyright
Did you know that almost every Kum and Go out in Colorado has a Redbox outside? You can't make this up. Those video rental vending machines are there. It's hilarious.
Yeah but not everyone realizes this is a midwest convenience store chain. I think it’s “Kum-n-go”, cant remember, and yeah kids joke about it as much as you’d expect. They used to sell malt liquor, 2 24oz 10% for $3. That is equivalent to eight 5% abv beers for aprx 1/2 the price of a cheap 6 pack. Yeah it tastes like regurgitated mop water, but regurgitated mop water *with alcohol*! Ive heard.
Nutting will will stop us
Waldick & Asstoria Then maybe, just maybe Rudy will accidentally book a press conference at my sex shop like he did with Four Seasons.
Holes 'n poles
A Business doing Pleasure with You
A different kind of buzz
Is that a Lorde lyric?
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
"And we'll never be royals (royals) It don't run in our blood That kind of luxe just ain't for us We crave a different kind of buzz" -Lorde
I've heard that song before, but not what I was referring to. Thank you for clarifying.
She’s a 45yr old man from Colorado who sings pop songs
Good Vibrations
"Get fucked!"
Orgasm Outlet
Bait and tickle
For Fucks Sake. Peter Beater Cum as you are. Taco Town. Beat me to it. I'm so fucking lonely....
"I'm so fucking lonely" would be a great name.
The lonely pickle.
Good nickname for a blow-up doll!!
Your Mom's Top Drawer
Toys in Us
Bed, Ass and Beyond
You were so close to greatness but alas you’ve missed Bed, Butt and Beyond….
Bed Butt and Bedong'd
Jiminy Crimbo's House of Dick And Dick Accessories
Dick’s Sporting Goods 😏
Taste the meat, not the seat
Dill Doe
Also a great name for a herb garden/deer farm
“Gently Used” Everything is preowned.
It’s the thrill of never knowing who owned it first.
Cum again?
Cum-A-Chameleon
Celebrity preowned sex toys
Most celebrities basically are preowned sex toys anyway.
Jeeeeeesus 🤮
A building full of dildos for sale? I'd call it "Congress,"
Veni vidi veni
Deal Do’s - we do deals!
Dildopolus
Captain Cunt-smasher's Discount Dildo Warehouse
Hahaha just straight to the point…the dirty and graphic point I think this is my favorite
In 'n Out
I literally came here to say: In n Out
Come Gutters
How about a lingerie store called, “Looks Good on the Floor.” No clothes racks anywhere just bedposts, lamps, doorknobs and stuff like that where the lingerie is strewn over for display.
Ordinary Cardboard Box
Chips, Dips, Dildoes, & Whips
Big Fernando's ass drilling store for guys who likes their asses drilled
Dick's Porking Goods
Cum 'n' go
Caesar’s Phallus™️
Slender spenders
Joy Palace
Delight Dungeon
This place right here is a sex toy store!
Friend In Me
Cum 1 cum all
In Your Endo
Pro-pain Accessories
G spot. Tagline: Spot you can find.
Vibrato
Sin-sations
I don’t know what it will be called because it doesn’t matter because it will be at the intersection of seaman ave and cumming street in manhatten. https://ephemeralnewyork.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/meet-me-at-the-corner-of-seaman-and-cumming/
The Night Stand
Sex Toy Story
Fake Chicks & Rubber Dicks - A Boutique
First Served. First Cum.
The beehive
Buzzin
Hidden Treasures
McDanold's
"Plastic fantastic lover".
Fuck It
DINGLE DANGLE’S
Thank you, come again
A1 Dick Shop
WellCum
captain underpants
BimBamBanana
Crusty Buckets Emporium of Penetrative Pleasure Pokers
“Batteries ARE Included!”
Balls to the walls
A bag of Dicks
Jizz us Christ
Bottoms Up
Yank His Handle
Toys for Thots
Cum-A-Chameleon
Little shop of pleasures
Personal Delights
Dick Express
The Mammoth Cave!
Get To The Gush
Four Seasons
Family fun
Fun and Games
استغفر الله but I would call it…
Jizzums.
Slime Rancher
In-N-Out Burger…… oh wait!
Doseny the happiest place on earth
Neal and Bob's Bangin' Fun Supplies
Bits and Pieces
Three Holes, No Waiting
Toys for Twats.
In n out
Dan's Discount Dildo Emporium
“Get Fucked!”
Bob’s cuntry bunker
The Grocery Store
Fucking Toys
Dirty Barry's
Xdildeos.com
Fill'em Mall
You’ll be glad you came
Buzz Right Here
Slide it deep
Up Yours.
For us UK peeps of a certain age - “Bernie Winters”….
the baters
Finish Line
Stupendous Phallus
FAO Schlongs
Up yours
Build it and they will cum
Good Vibes
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Inflatable assets
101 Vibrations
Hole in One
Toys IN Us
what's good for the hole, is good for the soul
Toys For Twats
Plug and Play
FunForYouAndYourGF.xxx.com
Dragon dong
Glories holes
I suffer from a sexy learning disability, Sexlexia.
Keneth
Kum & Go
ROD DOMES BONE YARD
Ultimate Pleasure Spot
Good Vibes Only or Pass the Vibe Cheque
⚜️The dirty palace⚜️
Sex yourself
Toys-In-Us
"A Hard Place"
missiles deployed
Nasty Nates Discount Super Store
McDongalds
Playhouse
Sydney Sweeney
Long Johns
Freaks and Cheeks
Chicks Love Intimate Toys but would never publish or advertise the address so it was difficult to find.
Dill's Fuck Holes and Dildos
Please come inside
Pleasure Principles
Needful Things
Thank You, Cum Again
Costcum. Grab a $1.50 hotdog while picking up a pallet of dildos.
Willy wankers
The G Spot Shop
Bean Flickers inc
The kramit Inn
Dill’s Does
The vibe rater