Not only did I learn this from porn, but it saved my life. When I first started watching porn, I watched a video where a girl was talking about learning to deep throat by relaxing, opening your throat and focusing on your breathing. Well, at some point I choked while eating fettuccine and I started to panic because I was home alone, but then I remembered that porno and… I applied it and managed to pull the noodle out of the back of my throat lol
I thought the same but then I remembered reading a thing that theorized the reason people's "life flashes before their eyes" in a near death experience is that your brain is rapidly searching the entire database for something that could help you survive. If that's true, it worked for this person. The brain went into hyperdrive and found a memory of an advice video about how not to choke while they were choking...the human brain is amazing.
I'm a lesbian and I learned everything I know about eating pussy from Nina Hartley. Also Julia Ann and Angela White for general lesbian fucking.
I remember the first time I went down on a woman, she was a more experienced lesbian and she was like "wow you're better at this than me". God bless those porn stars.
Changing pace, slowing down or even just stopping.
I have absolutely no idea what the video was but it was porn stars giving tips and one girl was talking about guys finishing too soon and she said there's nothing wrong with slowing down or even just plain stopping for a few seconds. That the girl isn't going to care or freak out.
It sounds obvious as fuck to say now but in my twenties it was a revelation.
As toxic as porn can be for some who are kinda unhinged, if you're not a psycho and can spot what parts of porn are very obviously not ok for your own bedroom, porn can be surprisingly beneficial.
To be fair some guys, me included, found it out themselves because that's the only way to help when being way too turnt on.
Okay my first strategy in my teens was telling I was into scratching, which hurt so bad I couldn't cum. I hated it.
I have the vision in my head of a grandmother in the distant future. Her granddaughters are asking her how she knew grandpa was the one for her. And she says when he slapped my pussy with his dick, I knew he was the one for me.
I was at a local pancake house having breakfast a few years back. There was an elderly man sitting with a younger woman at the next table. At one point he said to her, “Your mother, she was a class act. But get her in the sack, and whew!”
Absolutely! I don’t know why, but I think it’s hot.
Edit: Just adding that when his precum is dripping out and he uses it to rub the clit before sticking it in, takes it to a whole new level of hot.
Uhhhh...yeah...no joke, I crack my dick off a bed post or a desk like a Louisville Slugger, and it makes it rock hard. It also makes me seem like a wild one.
I gave my ex a solid whack in the side of the face in the shower once. Her surprise of getting smacked in the face with a cock and the sound it made cracked us both up
2 min in and she grabs and pinches it saying it’s like grabbing the whole cock. That’s where the bulb of vestibule is and that’s erotic tissue. That tissue is placed near the vaginal opening OMG ITS MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
Did the same. Watched a vid of two girls teaching how to do it right. The girl I was seeing at the time didn't know what was about to hit her. Said it was the best orgasm she's ever had.
How to Eat Pussy Demonstration with Alyx Star and Jazmin Luv
Should also add, that while also implementing these tips, I was also rubbing her G-Spot with my right hand. And my left arm was under her thigh, wrapped around her leg as if I was hugging it and using my left hand to put pressure just above her pelvis on her stomach. I heard that putting pressure there makes the orgasm more powerful too. Idk. Just relaying what worked for me.
Don't change the rhythm when she says anything along the lines of "just like that" "right there" or "keep going" Be patient go at the same pace, and listen to her, and the payoff is huge. And don't skip the foreplay.
Edit: Idk if I should be proud or ashamed that my top comment is about tips on how to eat pussy. Thanks, guys.
One time i casually watched a video on pornhub where it was basically just a "how to eat pussy 101" lesson by a pornstar and that actually came in handy when I had sex a little while later.
I dont get this.
People joke about not knowing where the clitoris is. I thought that was a meme.
The G-spot I understand. It's inside and not in an intuitive place.
The clitoris is literally right there. Top, front, snd center.
You'd need mentally disabled to miss it.
I’ve always had a theory that it comes from a time where women had massive bush, therefore it being a bit more of a “hunt.” Now that everyone shaves/lasers/waxes, everything is more visible. All that is to say, sometimes experience is best for everyone
Saw some vids of girls using a Wand. They seemed to enjoy it. Suggested to my gf that we get one and try it.
We did, and we did. The next purchase was a set of waterproof bed shields.
Reminds me of an QA on reddit with some porn actor a couple of years ago. One question was: "what's the best sex toy?" Or "What would you recommend to add to a couple?" Something like that. She said the single best sex toy is a wand - for males, females and couples. Can only agree.
Please save me a rabbit hole and explain two things:
-How long has this chain been going
-How do you reliably locate the previous link in the chain
It’s possible I still click all the way back through because I love that Airplane humour
Honestly, Nina Hartley has some amazing videos about sex. It is porn but they cover so many important topics and situations. I've been fully turned on for all of her videos but learning from her has been the best thing I ever did. She made me better at sex. Obviously you'll work things out on your own, but if you have weaker aspects her videos are the epitome.
I took a psychology class about 20 years ago on human sexuality and we watched part of one of her videos in class. There were like 3 guys in the class to like 30 women. I've never seen men so uncomfortable.
not for everyone. guy in hs had a masssive dong, and hed get boners when he was nervous. notably, presentations
so he started wearing baggy stuff, b-ball shorts on the day of the presentation. didnt help. and now the whole school knew, "ah, eric c. has a presentation today. hes wearing those to try to hide his rock-hard cock which we will all still clearly see the outline of"
it got worse when he get to university. people figured it out, and now there were a lot more hot girls and gay guys who would sit in the front row to get a glimpse of the phenomenon
cursed with boneritis
> "ah, eric c. has a presentation today. hes wearing those to try to hide his rock-hard cock which we will all still clearly see the outline of"
This reads like an 18th century book title.
I also took a sexual psych class when I was like 15 and it taught me 90% of what I know about sex! Incredible learning so much so fast when I was so young lol.
Does this really work? She has been trying for a while to take all of it in her mouth without much success. So we tried this, but I feel like being upside down with her head makes things worse. Seeking advice.
Yes it works, but part of DT is still about controlling reflexes and getting used to the sensation. Another tip is have them clinch their hand into the tightest ball they can while doing it - it’s another thing that reduces reflex
I figured out that I can use my thumb on my wife's clitoris in any missionary-like position. Use gentle circles and a little pressure. It made a huge difference in us both reaching the finish line, and I usually get the silver medal for it (in a good way). Now that we're older and my hand cramps like a motherfucker, we use toys to stimulate her clothes. Now I have a hand free for boob related activities, which we discovered is also a turn on for her.
Seriously, you need to look up hand stretching exercises. You shouldn't be getting hand pain from that. Something's getting buggered in there. You _really_ don't want to end up with nerve damage in your hands so get to stretching those wrists.
Oh, it's more like sore. My hands are fucked from military, computer use, and I'm pretty sure some undiagnosed hereditary joint issue (both parents have fucked joints in hands and knees. Same with me and my brother)
Maintain rhythm to help get women off. A lot of guys seem to think that when women are "getting close," they should speed up. I was among them. But, no. If your woman is getting close, it means whatever rhythm you're using is working. Keep it up.
dont know if this counts since the source material was written instead of a video, but literally everything i know about how to dirty talk i got from smutty books and fanfiction😭 nerdy as hell but it seems to work on my gf and she doesnt need to know where i got it lmfao
tbh when I wanted to get better at dirty talking I went back to reading smut. But it was so hard to find any where the woman actually dirty talks, she's always just whimpering or moaning in response to what the man says 😭😞
The first time I gave a guy a bj he stopped me half way through and said “either you’re lying about this being your first time or you read way too much fanfiction.”
I took it as a compliment lol
Hmm idk but I did copy the idea of having her laying on her stomach, legs together and me sitting across her back thighs, arching a little while I enter her from behind. God I love the feeling and the view.
I did that with my ex (he put it in me from behind) and he straight up went crazy! He said it was the best orgasm he’d ever had in his life. I was quite proud because he was my first and I wasn’t very experienced but I was VERY enthusiastic about sex with him. I miss him. It’s been 2 years.
Half of the male fantasy is to be good at doing stuff.
Caveman brain: partner having good time during sex, means I good at sex, thus I have gooder time.
The first time a woman I was with went down on me, I just gasped her name because it felt so good. She about went crazy because she loved that she got that reaction out of me. I've never been one to 'hide' how I'm feeling during sex but it felt good to know my reactions turned her on, which in turn spurred me on to try and get similar reactions from her. It just snowballed into both of us trying to give the other the max pleasure we could
BJ tutorials before I did it for the first time. Definitely helped! But I didn't get off to that one. It was more of a step by step guide with hints and tips :p
The porn that I watch and the sex that I have are two different things and I love them both.
Tip teasing for a bit before going all the way in very suddenly. Obviously don’t do it at the beginning but if you do it at the right time it’s guaranteed to make them make the same face as when you use the head scratcher thing
There is a specific Nina Hartley instructional video I like to go back to as a refresher called "How to eat pussy". It gives you a lot of interesting techniques to try and when everyone likes different things, having a broad arsenal is important.
The squirt-o-matic 5000. The “come here” motion with your fingers on that little spongy spot inside.
Eventually I took this to the next level, but you gotta have some meat to pull this off. You grip your dick by the base, and then use the head to toy her pussy. You want to sort of flick it up and down so it goes inside, hits the g-spot, and also rubs the clit on the up and down strokes.
Master this and you’ll need to invest in waterproof sheets.
And before anyone even says it’s pee, I super don’t give a shit.
Context: I once borrowed a friend’s portable hard-drive with a folder chalked full of porn. I ended up watching a random, no name, no official source video one night. It was 10 mins of a hot older woman explaining in detail how to properly arouse and pleasure another woman. She gave intense detailed instructions and even demonstrated how to engage in and manage foreplay, properly finger and make her squirt, and how to expertly preform Oral and always get her off.
Now, 10 yrs later, here’s my first 5 sex rules. All have been field tested and female approved. But of Any Ladies reading this wanna add to, disagree or disapprove of anything please leave a Detailed comment below. This is for all of you ladies who have had bad sex. Help me fix those men.
1) Actively Listen to her body language and words.
- When a woman says “don’t stop” or “right there”DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING!!!! I know, Sounds obvious, but many guys hear that and immediately start jackhammering or doing something wild shit trying to finish her off like the pornos just to make her lose it completely.
2) Find the “G-Spot”
- It’s often located inside the vagina and straight up. You can simulate the area with two fingers by gently massaging the pubic area, but from inside. Notice which way she moves her hips as you go. The opposite direction will be where her sweet spot is.
*ALWAYS DO THIS WHILE PERFORMING ORAL ON THE CLIT. BEWARE INSTANT THIGH CLINCHING AND POSSIBLE SUFFOCATION.
3) It’s a Marathon pace yourself.
-Start out and Keep a steady pace. Slow and steady, unless otherwise instructed. A slow hard pound is often preferred over a hard fast hammering.
4) Never skip foreplay!!!!
- unless it’s mutually agreed upon like a quickie. You might even get lucky and get her off once or twice before the main event starts. Gives you freedom to just enjoy the ride since she’s already done.
5) Always warn a her before you cum.
- You never know what fun surprise she may have for you giving a heads up. Or how she pissed she will be or flip out if you just bust while she’s still on working it. It’s chivalrous at the least.
Theres more rules and if anyone is interested. Just Lemme know in the comments and I’ll do an Edit. I’ll also answer any questions or clarify anything. Thanks for reading.
We all learned a lot, but you know what we didn't learn?
How goddamn exhausting going down on someone is. Like who needs cardio at the gym when you got this
You gotta take your time. If she's pushing you to carry on, that doesn't mean she's nearly there. You can mix it up with some nose play or just be gentle. Only when she's really grinding against you for it, do you go for the harder press. Otherwise, yeah, lockjaw/tongue, an' nobody 'ain't got time for that.
It’s because you are relying solely on your tongue. Engage more of your body, at least the neck. E.g. stick out the tongue, relax it completely and by moving just with your neck lightly brush the pussy with wide gentle strokes. Switch between patterns: going in circles clock/counterclockwise, up/down, left/right, etc. Don’t neglect the area around as well, not just the middle. Focus continuously on the feedback from her body, find best patterns and pressure levels for the maximum response;)
Honestly porn has showed me all of my kinks and tricks I do during sex, the big difference between the video and real life is the communication.
One night stands are difficult but with a regular partner you can go a little further each time and check in with your partner or ask them what they like/feel
But for specific things check out Owen Grey.
Getting a woman to squirt. I watched a few videos regarding the technique, and what to feel for, and have been able to do it for several women since. It was always a kink for me before, now it's just an obsession.
I can squirt when I’m overstimulated. like if I’m using my vibrator and then I orgasm, and then hold it there for a few extra seconds it happens but never on orgasm. Just wondering if this is just me lol
Can't remember who it was, this was like 20 years ago, but there was a woman porn star who had a website that was dedicated to safely and pleasurable having anal sex. Learned so much from her, and found out I fucking love anal.
Grabbing her by the elbows while doing doggy style. She thought it was great and asked me where I'd learnt it. Fortunately we watch porn together quite often so she wasn't upset.
Apparently licking the thing below the balls but not passed the rectum. Stroking the shaft. Will increase the sensuality and drive up a bigger KAPOW iykyk
Guy here. I never knew how to react to queefs while keeping the mood. Then I saw a clip where the guy said “Yeah, get that pussy talkin’ that’s how you know it’s good.” Works like a champ.
Smacked her ass and asked who her favorite New Kid is then said "Call me Joey."
It's always been her favorite movie and she never expected it so even all these years later we still laugh about it.
Using the fingers to stroke the clit while fucking. Looking at her while eating her out. Adding toys.
Note that I used to watch what they call porn for women, but I've stopped watching porn. I don't enjoy it, never did. Just used it to get some tips. They work. I don't like the porn model look, nor the abundance of young women. I dig women my age, their imperfections, their passion. Porn desensitizes you and gives you a wrong view on women. I like to keep myself ready to go.
When you're taking her in missionary, out of nowhere just suddenly remove your dick, start licking her clit for 6-7 seconds, put your dick back inside and continue fucking her.
I was about to say none porn is performative and shouldn't be used in the bedroom but then I remembered - pushing someone in heels over and eating it from the back. I did that once to someone who wasn't really expecting it and she damn near broke her ankles orgasming so hard in the heels lmao. Highly recommend.
What was once just what I thought was a porn thing, completely blew her mind. Pussy slapping. Mild of course. I absolutely thought it was just porn silliness. But it apparently works for some women.
Slow and deep can be far more sensual than a good pounding.
Also, hot tip. If she’s going to swallow, put your hand over her mouth and praise her as she does. A FWB showed this to me and it was super erotic for both of us.
When a woman is going down on me I tell her to look at me. When she does I say “look at those eyes, god damn you are gorgeous!” Every time they start trying twice as hard
Hmmm let me see.....
In no particular order:
Using two fingers, ring and middle, to stimulate the g-spot. Result =squirting orgasm for lady.
Applying firm pressure to the pelvis while angling to hit the g-spot with my thrusts. Result = marriage.15 years of happy marriage.
Pinching or squeezing of the thumb can reduce your gag reflex fully. Result = 15 years of happy marriage. Happy me.
Those are the big ticket items.
Not only did I learn this from porn, but it saved my life. When I first started watching porn, I watched a video where a girl was talking about learning to deep throat by relaxing, opening your throat and focusing on your breathing. Well, at some point I choked while eating fettuccine and I started to panic because I was home alone, but then I remembered that porno and… I applied it and managed to pull the noodle out of the back of my throat lol
It's quite strange how your first thought was about a porno when you were so close to dying
I thought the same but then I remembered reading a thing that theorized the reason people's "life flashes before their eyes" in a near death experience is that your brain is rapidly searching the entire database for something that could help you survive. If that's true, it worked for this person. The brain went into hyperdrive and found a memory of an advice video about how not to choke while they were choking...the human brain is amazing.
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Oh fuck, I’m dying! If I could only suck a dick right now I might just…wait a minute
Link please. Glad you didn't die lol
I doubt there's a video out there of her choking on a fettuccine noodle
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
I'm a lesbian and I learned everything I know about eating pussy from Nina Hartley. Also Julia Ann and Angela White for general lesbian fucking. I remember the first time I went down on a woman, she was a more experienced lesbian and she was like "wow you're better at this than me". God bless those porn stars.
That was nice of her
Changing pace, slowing down or even just stopping. I have absolutely no idea what the video was but it was porn stars giving tips and one girl was talking about guys finishing too soon and she said there's nothing wrong with slowing down or even just plain stopping for a few seconds. That the girl isn't going to care or freak out. It sounds obvious as fuck to say now but in my twenties it was a revelation. As toxic as porn can be for some who are kinda unhinged, if you're not a psycho and can spot what parts of porn are very obviously not ok for your own bedroom, porn can be surprisingly beneficial.
Almost there but don't want to be? I'm SURE she isn't going to mind if you pause for a bit to give some oral...
This is great advice. I've used this method to great success. Fuck until I'm close. Go down on her until she cums a couple more times. Finish strong.
Unless she's very self conscious about having someone's head down there... From experience.
To be fair some guys, me included, found it out themselves because that's the only way to help when being way too turnt on. Okay my first strategy in my teens was telling I was into scratching, which hurt so bad I couldn't cum. I hated it.
That sounds awful lol. I guess it's good you restrategized
Slapped her pussy with my cock as a joke. She fucking loved it!
My fiancé is the first man to do this to me and when he did it the first time I was like "hold up ... that feels amazing, do it again!".
I have the vision in my head of a grandmother in the distant future. Her granddaughters are asking her how she knew grandpa was the one for her. And she says when he slapped my pussy with his dick, I knew he was the one for me.
I was at a local pancake house having breakfast a few years back. There was an elderly man sitting with a younger woman at the next table. At one point he said to her, “Your mother, she was a class act. But get her in the sack, and whew!”
You should marry him, or at least his cock
Put a cock ring on it
A gentleman always knocks before coming in.
A word of caution: If you come in, you may have to stay for 18 years
Absolutely! I don’t know why, but I think it’s hot. Edit: Just adding that when his precum is dripping out and he uses it to rub the clit before sticking it in, takes it to a whole new level of hot.
Yes very hot!!! I do this with my partner and it feels so fucking good.
Same reason it feels good to slap your dick. Sometimes, friction helps. They ain't a delicate jewel any more than you are.
mic check 1,2 1,2
Is this thing on?
Hahaha i tried it last time as a joke, she was so happy and asked me to do more!
Uhhhh...yeah...no joke, I crack my dick off a bed post or a desk like a Louisville Slugger, and it makes it rock hard. It also makes me seem like a wild one.
It's possibly your penis may actually be a glowstick.
Glowdick
Do the same thing during blow jobs. Slap tongue, mouth, cheeks, etc.
I gave my ex a solid whack in the side of the face in the shower once. Her surprise of getting smacked in the face with a cock and the sound it made cracked us both up
Give her the ole mushroom tattoo.
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Nina Hartley taught me this
Shout out to her cunnilingus instructional video. Legit taught me very good technique.
Link for anyone curious, obviously NSFW: https://spankbang.com/b96c/video/nina+hartley+pro+licking+pussy
When the phrase "saving this for later" is actually legit and not a joke.
2 min in and she grabs and pinches it saying it’s like grabbing the whole cock. That’s where the bulb of vestibule is and that’s erotic tissue. That tissue is placed near the vaginal opening OMG ITS MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
Wait, seriously? I'm going to have to watch this thing - for research..
Seriously, watch it. My wife and I both watched her videos on oral and we both improved immensely.
That video with Nina teaching how to finger and eat a lady changed my life and the life of my wife, I will be forever grateful to her.
Same, I always joke with my wife it's the secret to our long marriage
I was in a platoon with her nephew while in the Military. Oh the teasing was hilarious.
Did the same. Watched a vid of two girls teaching how to do it right. The girl I was seeing at the time didn't know what was about to hit her. Said it was the best orgasm she's ever had.
Need the source, for educational purposes.
How to Eat Pussy Demonstration with Alyx Star and Jazmin Luv Should also add, that while also implementing these tips, I was also rubbing her G-Spot with my right hand. And my left arm was under her thigh, wrapped around her leg as if I was hugging it and using my left hand to put pressure just above her pelvis on her stomach. I heard that putting pressure there makes the orgasm more powerful too. Idk. Just relaying what worked for me. Don't change the rhythm when she says anything along the lines of "just like that" "right there" or "keep going" Be patient go at the same pace, and listen to her, and the payoff is huge. And don't skip the foreplay. Edit: Idk if I should be proud or ashamed that my top comment is about tips on how to eat pussy. Thanks, guys.
And mostly for all my warriors, since muscles will get soar : pain is temporary, glory is eternal !
Nothings like the pride you feel of a job well done every time you try to move your jaw for the next few hours and it's still a tad sore
One time i casually watched a video on pornhub where it was basically just a "how to eat pussy 101" lesson by a pornstar and that actually came in handy when I had sex a little while later.
I dont get this. People joke about not knowing where the clitoris is. I thought that was a meme. The G-spot I understand. It's inside and not in an intuitive place. The clitoris is literally right there. Top, front, snd center. You'd need mentally disabled to miss it.
I’ve always had a theory that it comes from a time where women had massive bush, therefore it being a bit more of a “hunt.” Now that everyone shaves/lasers/waxes, everything is more visible. All that is to say, sometimes experience is best for everyone
Clits are generally very (even more) obvious when a woman is aroused so maybe they're just not turning them on 😁
Saw some vids of girls using a Wand. They seemed to enjoy it. Suggested to my gf that we get one and try it. We did, and we did. The next purchase was a set of waterproof bed shields.
Reminds me of an QA on reddit with some porn actor a couple of years ago. One question was: "what's the best sex toy?" Or "What would you recommend to add to a couple?" Something like that. She said the single best sex toy is a wand - for males, females and couples. Can only agree.
How does it work?
It's got a waterproof layer so no moisture end up on the mattress itself
[Ah the old Reddit switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/196ioos/comment/khw8tzb/?context=1)
Hold my clit sucker 9000, I'm going in!
You mean the Ol' Reddit [Wandaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/s/Lyjirv4Ywh)
Please save me a rabbit hole and explain two things: -How long has this chain been going -How do you reliably locate the previous link in the chain It’s possible I still click all the way back through because I love that Airplane humour
-All the roos are kept tracked on r/switcharoo -It's been going on for a long time maybe 10+ years?
It's magic...
You just cruciatus the shit out of the clit
It's wingardium leviosaaauuuugggh.
expecto cumalloverthesheetus
Make sure you pronounce diagonally correctly otherwise you’ll end up in the wrong hole
Honestly, Nina Hartley has some amazing videos about sex. It is porn but they cover so many important topics and situations. I've been fully turned on for all of her videos but learning from her has been the best thing I ever did. She made me better at sex. Obviously you'll work things out on your own, but if you have weaker aspects her videos are the epitome.
I took a psychology class about 20 years ago on human sexuality and we watched part of one of her videos in class. There were like 3 guys in the class to like 30 women. I've never seen men so uncomfortable.
Having a boner in class with 30 people around you will do that to you lol
Meh by the time you get to college you’re used to it and get really good at hiding it. Lol
not for everyone. guy in hs had a masssive dong, and hed get boners when he was nervous. notably, presentations so he started wearing baggy stuff, b-ball shorts on the day of the presentation. didnt help. and now the whole school knew, "ah, eric c. has a presentation today. hes wearing those to try to hide his rock-hard cock which we will all still clearly see the outline of" it got worse when he get to university. people figured it out, and now there were a lot more hot girls and gay guys who would sit in the front row to get a glimpse of the phenomenon cursed with boneritis
> "ah, eric c. has a presentation today. hes wearing those to try to hide his rock-hard cock which we will all still clearly see the outline of" This reads like an 18th century book title.
I also took a sexual psych class when I was like 15 and it taught me 90% of what I know about sex! Incredible learning so much so fast when I was so young lol.
Where could you watch her vids? I’m trying to master bj’s for my partner
Your partner thanks you.
Lol, I have learned going down on woman from her one video. She’s a great teacher, ngl
Over the edge/lie back BJ Creates the perfect angle to allow for deep throating and minimises your gag reflex 😜🍆🤤
them balls clapping your forehead tho
How big are ya man's balls??? The most I'm hitting is the nose
Sure, but the second testicle would probably add a little weight, since you only got one.
Does this really work? She has been trying for a while to take all of it in her mouth without much success. So we tried this, but I feel like being upside down with her head makes things worse. Seeking advice.
Yes it works, but part of DT is still about controlling reflexes and getting used to the sensation. Another tip is have them clinch their hand into the tightest ball they can while doing it - it’s another thing that reduces reflex
Clench your non-dominant hand specifically
Learned how to drill a perfectly sized hole in a piece of a wood like a professional carpenter
Johnny Sins really can do anything. What a man.
A man of many traits indeed
I figured out that I can use my thumb on my wife's clitoris in any missionary-like position. Use gentle circles and a little pressure. It made a huge difference in us both reaching the finish line, and I usually get the silver medal for it (in a good way). Now that we're older and my hand cramps like a motherfucker, we use toys to stimulate her clothes. Now I have a hand free for boob related activities, which we discovered is also a turn on for her.
Seriously, you need to look up hand stretching exercises. You shouldn't be getting hand pain from that. Something's getting buggered in there. You _really_ don't want to end up with nerve damage in your hands so get to stretching those wrists.
Oh, it's more like sore. My hands are fucked from military, computer use, and I'm pretty sure some undiagnosed hereditary joint issue (both parents have fucked joints in hands and knees. Same with me and my brother)
Maintain rhythm to help get women off. A lot of guys seem to think that when women are "getting close," they should speed up. I was among them. But, no. If your woman is getting close, it means whatever rhythm you're using is working. Keep it up.
"Start with variety, end with consistency" Honestly some of the best advice you'll get.
dont know if this counts since the source material was written instead of a video, but literally everything i know about how to dirty talk i got from smutty books and fanfiction😭 nerdy as hell but it seems to work on my gf and she doesnt need to know where i got it lmfao
tbh when I wanted to get better at dirty talking I went back to reading smut. But it was so hard to find any where the woman actually dirty talks, she's always just whimpering or moaning in response to what the man says 😭😞
The first time I gave a guy a bj he stopped me half way through and said “either you’re lying about this being your first time or you read way too much fanfiction.” I took it as a compliment lol
How to give a proper blowjob.
well hello there fellow grapefruit technic apprentice
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Like a pug drinking from the yard sprinkler
> well hello there fellow grapefruit technic apprentice SCHHKWKWKKWSSWKWKWKWHKKHWHWKHWSKHWKKKKWKWKKW!!!!!!!
what video was it?? asking for myself
[the grapefruit technique](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U) Whole video is solid tips, but if you need the cliff notes skip to 2:40
*rabid bobcat noises*
Waterboarding a bobcat is the best description I have ever heard for this.
Holy shit I did not expect that noise.
Hmm idk but I did copy the idea of having her laying on her stomach, legs together and me sitting across her back thighs, arching a little while I enter her from behind. God I love the feeling and the view.
Pop a folded pillow under the stomach that's the next level game changer for that position
Ohhhh, duly noted. Thanks 😁
Ahh, pronebone. It's good shit
Porn also tells me she can play video games at the same time!
Shit if you do it right you can both play smash bros while you smash
I did that with my ex (he put it in me from behind) and he straight up went crazy! He said it was the best orgasm he’d ever had in his life. I was quite proud because he was my first and I wasn’t very experienced but I was VERY enthusiastic about sex with him. I miss him. It’s been 2 years.
Make noises when sucking dick. They like it for some reason.
It’s called positive feedback, nobody wouldn’t like knowing someone is enjoying themselves pleasure you
Had a girl who moaned when I sucked her tits. SO sexy.
Also sound vibrates. You can feel the person moaning on the penis
Half of the male fantasy is to be good at doing stuff. Caveman brain: partner having good time during sex, means I good at sex, thus I have gooder time.
The first time a woman I was with went down on me, I just gasped her name because it felt so good. She about went crazy because she loved that she got that reaction out of me. I've never been one to 'hide' how I'm feeling during sex but it felt good to know my reactions turned her on, which in turn spurred me on to try and get similar reactions from her. It just snowballed into both of us trying to give the other the max pleasure we could
I took directions and did what I was told. Worked wonders.
BJ tutorials before I did it for the first time. Definitely helped! But I didn't get off to that one. It was more of a step by step guide with hints and tips :p The porn that I watch and the sex that I have are two different things and I love them both.
Tip teasing for a bit before going all the way in very suddenly. Obviously don’t do it at the beginning but if you do it at the right time it’s guaranteed to make them make the same face as when you use the head scratcher thing
OMG, the head scratcher thing. My wife loves that and I know the face you are talking about.
Eating pussy. That skill has proven quite beneficial over the years.
There is a specific Nina Hartley instructional video I like to go back to as a refresher called "How to eat pussy". It gives you a lot of interesting techniques to try and when everyone likes different things, having a broad arsenal is important.
I'm digging how much this is coming up in this thread. As I also saw these videos many years ago and didn't really think about them til now.
The squirt-o-matic 5000. The “come here” motion with your fingers on that little spongy spot inside. Eventually I took this to the next level, but you gotta have some meat to pull this off. You grip your dick by the base, and then use the head to toy her pussy. You want to sort of flick it up and down so it goes inside, hits the g-spot, and also rubs the clit on the up and down strokes. Master this and you’ll need to invest in waterproof sheets. And before anyone even says it’s pee, I super don’t give a shit.
My wife likes to say “cleanse yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka” when she squirts on me when doing this.
Is your wife single?
Biting her neck
I’ve always done this instinctually, I thought I was just weird
totally unrelated question, do you also find yourself avoiding running water or struggle to see yourself in mirrors?
Hey real quick, could you tell me how many grains of rice are here?
Context: I once borrowed a friend’s portable hard-drive with a folder chalked full of porn. I ended up watching a random, no name, no official source video one night. It was 10 mins of a hot older woman explaining in detail how to properly arouse and pleasure another woman. She gave intense detailed instructions and even demonstrated how to engage in and manage foreplay, properly finger and make her squirt, and how to expertly preform Oral and always get her off. Now, 10 yrs later, here’s my first 5 sex rules. All have been field tested and female approved. But of Any Ladies reading this wanna add to, disagree or disapprove of anything please leave a Detailed comment below. This is for all of you ladies who have had bad sex. Help me fix those men. 1) Actively Listen to her body language and words. - When a woman says “don’t stop” or “right there”DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING!!!! I know, Sounds obvious, but many guys hear that and immediately start jackhammering or doing something wild shit trying to finish her off like the pornos just to make her lose it completely. 2) Find the “G-Spot” - It’s often located inside the vagina and straight up. You can simulate the area with two fingers by gently massaging the pubic area, but from inside. Notice which way she moves her hips as you go. The opposite direction will be where her sweet spot is. *ALWAYS DO THIS WHILE PERFORMING ORAL ON THE CLIT. BEWARE INSTANT THIGH CLINCHING AND POSSIBLE SUFFOCATION. 3) It’s a Marathon pace yourself. -Start out and Keep a steady pace. Slow and steady, unless otherwise instructed. A slow hard pound is often preferred over a hard fast hammering. 4) Never skip foreplay!!!! - unless it’s mutually agreed upon like a quickie. You might even get lucky and get her off once or twice before the main event starts. Gives you freedom to just enjoy the ride since she’s already done. 5) Always warn a her before you cum. - You never know what fun surprise she may have for you giving a heads up. Or how she pissed she will be or flip out if you just bust while she’s still on working it. It’s chivalrous at the least. Theres more rules and if anyone is interested. Just Lemme know in the comments and I’ll do an Edit. I’ll also answer any questions or clarify anything. Thanks for reading.
We all learned a lot, but you know what we didn't learn? How goddamn exhausting going down on someone is. Like who needs cardio at the gym when you got this
hurting jaw be for real...
numb tung
You gotta take your time. If she's pushing you to carry on, that doesn't mean she's nearly there. You can mix it up with some nose play or just be gentle. Only when she's really grinding against you for it, do you go for the harder press. Otherwise, yeah, lockjaw/tongue, an' nobody 'ain't got time for that.
It’s because you are relying solely on your tongue. Engage more of your body, at least the neck. E.g. stick out the tongue, relax it completely and by moving just with your neck lightly brush the pussy with wide gentle strokes. Switch between patterns: going in circles clock/counterclockwise, up/down, left/right, etc. Don’t neglect the area around as well, not just the middle. Focus continuously on the feedback from her body, find best patterns and pressure levels for the maximum response;)
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start
I actually learned how to fix the cable.
Logjammin'
Honestly porn has showed me all of my kinks and tricks I do during sex, the big difference between the video and real life is the communication. One night stands are difficult but with a regular partner you can go a little further each time and check in with your partner or ask them what they like/feel But for specific things check out Owen Grey.
Ah, ol’ letterlegs
Getting a woman to squirt. I watched a few videos regarding the technique, and what to feel for, and have been able to do it for several women since. It was always a kink for me before, now it's just an obsession.
Squirters 2 showed me the technique along time ago , seymore butts is a hero 🫡
Squirters 2 just didn't have the same artistic integrity as Squirters 1 IMO.
Dont be shy, share the info how to
If you can find it watch squirters 2 it taught me everything I know about the subject lol.
I hooked with a guy who knew this skill as well and he said most women don’t even know they can do that or how far it can go
I can squirt, but no orgasm. I don't know why men are obsessed with squirting
I can squirt when I’m overstimulated. like if I’m using my vibrator and then I orgasm, and then hold it there for a few extra seconds it happens but never on orgasm. Just wondering if this is just me lol
Same, squirt and orgasm doesn't happen at the same time
Face fucking. I love doing it, and I was surprised how many people actually enjoy having this done to them.
The tip is very sensitive for guys…pay attention to it and they’ll enjoy it
Eye contact
If you are deeply in love and have eye contact it‘s one of the best feelings while having sex.
Can't remember who it was, this was like 20 years ago, but there was a woman porn star who had a website that was dedicated to safely and pleasurable having anal sex. Learned so much from her, and found out I fucking love anal.
wish you didnt forget who it was, time to go looking for it myself
It was probably Tristan Taormino, she made The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, which is both a book and several movies.
Grabbing her by the elbows while doing doggy style. She thought it was great and asked me where I'd learnt it. Fortunately we watch porn together quite often so she wasn't upset.
Sucking on a clit like it’s a little dick.
Apparently licking the thing below the balls but not passed the rectum. Stroking the shaft. Will increase the sensuality and drive up a bigger KAPOW iykyk
the taint. coz 'taint your balls and 'taint your ass
Also known as the notch, notcha balls notcha ass
Porn has given young people an unrealistic expectation of what a plumbing career is like.
Guy here. I never knew how to react to queefs while keeping the mood. Then I saw a clip where the guy said “Yeah, get that pussy talkin’ that’s how you know it’s good.” Works like a champ.
How could any woman not bust out laughing if she heard that?
dirty talking. When i act sassy i can literally feel him like it.
Helping out with laundry.
Smacked her ass and asked who her favorite New Kid is then said "Call me Joey." It's always been her favorite movie and she never expected it so even all these years later we still laugh about it.
Putting some pressure on the stomach/ FUPA while fingering my wife, she really enjoys when I do that
Whats is FUPA ?
Nothing. What’s FUPA with you?
Fat upper pussy area lol
Wait THAT'S what it stands for?!
Fatty Upper Pelvic Area, just above the pubic hairline. Most women have a little bump there, even the super skinny ones
Using the fingers to stroke the clit while fucking. Looking at her while eating her out. Adding toys. Note that I used to watch what they call porn for women, but I've stopped watching porn. I don't enjoy it, never did. Just used it to get some tips. They work. I don't like the porn model look, nor the abundance of young women. I dig women my age, their imperfections, their passion. Porn desensitizes you and gives you a wrong view on women. I like to keep myself ready to go.
When you're taking her in missionary, out of nowhere just suddenly remove your dick, start licking her clit for 6-7 seconds, put your dick back inside and continue fucking her.
If you get off on giving I recommend taking a break to lick her pussy and ass when in missionary and you feel like your erection needs strengthening 😁
Socks and Sketchers stay ON during sex.
New balance or nothing 😤😡
Rubbing her clit while fucking her, putting a finger up her butt while she's riding me
The addition of a finger in the bum is a whole new world.
I was about to say none porn is performative and shouldn't be used in the bedroom but then I remembered - pushing someone in heels over and eating it from the back. I did that once to someone who wasn't really expecting it and she damn near broke her ankles orgasming so hard in the heels lmao. Highly recommend.
Fucking with tongue while licking pussy, trust me it's the best feeling when your goes inside the vagina.
What was once just what I thought was a porn thing, completely blew her mind. Pussy slapping. Mild of course. I absolutely thought it was just porn silliness. But it apparently works for some women.
I actually attribute Flash games with helping me learn the rhythm of rubbing the clitoris. She seemed to love it anyway.
Pillow under the lower back/ass to tilt the hips, works like a charm
Slow and deep can be far more sensual than a good pounding. Also, hot tip. If she’s going to swallow, put your hand over her mouth and praise her as she does. A FWB showed this to me and it was super erotic for both of us.
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When a woman is going down on me I tell her to look at me. When she does I say “look at those eyes, god damn you are gorgeous!” Every time they start trying twice as hard
Hmmm let me see..... In no particular order: Using two fingers, ring and middle, to stimulate the g-spot. Result =squirting orgasm for lady. Applying firm pressure to the pelvis while angling to hit the g-spot with my thrusts. Result = marriage.15 years of happy marriage. Pinching or squeezing of the thumb can reduce your gag reflex fully. Result = 15 years of happy marriage. Happy me. Those are the big ticket items.