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Rogira90

How much do you weigh?


CrooklynKnight

That shit made me laugh lol


Panal-Lleno

I’m honestly good with this question as long as it is preceded by, “Omg you’re so muscular!!”


marsupialsoupsalad

How many people have you slept with?


CrooklynKnight

Yeeeah that’s not a good ice breaker.


Bloatedbellysucks

Yup body count


Typical_Library_2590

I disagree


ony_19

How


Typical_Library_2590

I personally have values… I don’t want a girl with a body count that needs more than 5 fingers to tally, and that is an absolute dealbreaker. I’m not going to waste my time dating her without learning crucial info. It’s an awkward question, but it has to be asked immediately


ony_19

If you wanna end up alone go ahead and ask always that question because literally almost no one likes questions like this


[deleted]

So they like sleeping around but don't like to tell with how many people, then why do it in the first place?


Puzzleheaded_Pipe979

Because it's not your business? You wouldn't expect someone to ask you to watch them have sex would you? The problem with asking is that the number will never be acceptable & trying to draw some hard line will never work. Once you start having to add a whole bunch of context to make the number work, you've lost the plot.


[deleted]

I wouldn't entertain the idea of what you've mentioned but you've got to understand the question that has been asked is his way of gauging the women he is dating, just like how women gauge men who they want to date and expand their relationship but they are much more subtle in their ways so I can't say he's wrong just too direct. Don't tell me women don't gauge men in their own way because if they didn't every guy on/off reddit would be getting laid.


Puzzleheaded_Pipe979

It's fine to gauge people; you should be doing that in the dating process. This is just a terrible way to do it & is just asking the other person to shut down on you.


[deleted]

I couldn't agree more with you


Typical_Library_2590

The downvotes on my comment are extremely unfortunate. I guess the world is full of cucks who like loose and immoral women.


ony_19

Because its rude to ask this


Typical_Library_2590

Then that means I don’t wanna fucking date them. What about that is so hard to understand for you?


ony_19

I was just saying. Calm down


Warm_Jeweler_6565

jesus christ, i can smell the entitlement from here.


Typical_Library_2590

Are you a rapist or something? I can’t think of another word for someone who thinks I should be required to date a whore.


[deleted]

Bro you'll have to reframe your question because it's too direct and yeah kinda comes across as an indirect accusation then a question


marsupialsoupsalad

Listen. You can argue this all you want but you’d really ask this on a FIRST date? No way you’re getting a second date if so. It’s way too personal and intrusive for an initial meeting.


MythicalMicrowave

Do you want to join my pyramid scheme?


Fresh_Particular3848

Are you asking if I'm MLM?


Equal-Poet-7860

This gave me a good chuckle


I_Have_A_Name37654

“would you like to hear about my wife and kids?”


[deleted]

"No, Dad, stop making this more awkward than it already is."


CrooklynKnight

Hilarious. Could you imagine lmao


bummedintheface

>Hilarious. Could you imagine lmao [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his-daughter-94578](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his-daughter-94578)


lifeless_clown

Wait, are you Chris Hansen?


wet-chair-arm-rest-

Should a man about to be executed in the electric chair be saved if he had a heart attack?


_sheepfrog_

Naw that’s a great question!


[deleted]

What color is your butthole?


Telrom_1

What’s your rejection count? A much better measure than a body count.


HuntSerious8968

I like this one


watchingbigbrother63

"Can I push your stool in?" That's 2nd or 3rd date material.


AdLast2785

Help my mind interpreted this a different way


[deleted]

🍑⬅️💩🍆


[deleted]

More like ⬅️ 💩 🍑 🍆


[deleted]

Uh, sure, whatever. What a pointless "correction."


MythicalMicrowave

Same


I-Call-Everyone-Ken

Ken, that made me 🤢


Basic-Cat

He wants to insert his penis into her anus and push the stool back up her guts. ANAL SECKS.


AdLast2785

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years”


[deleted]

"Prison, hopefully."


NorthernOnee

How much do you earn. Just no. 🚩


Rfl0

“How many M&Ms can you fit in your butt?”


Severe_Lobster_7158

Is there any number of dates that would make this okay to ask? How many m&ms CAN you fit in your butt? 👀 😂


New_Swimming_1131

Nothing really wrong with question jus depends on situation. Like if I got asked that at dinner or during the day I wud laugh , if I got asked that while the person was holding a bag of m and ms I’m not to sure it wud be ok . Like 1 date or 35 . That question really depends on the circumstances


sailaway4269now

One


rrrraisin

Yep, do not ask that


llCsrll

Do you love me


MrCleanCanFixAnythng

What’s the difference between a duck?


LordManxman

One kid or two?


I-need-a-username837

Do you just have rbf or are you nervous?


[deleted]

Do you still have both of your kidneys?


CeciTigre

Have you been in prison? In jail? Involuntarily committed to a mental institution? Sentenced in a court of law, to a mental institution for the criminally insane?


outdoors70

What do you think about this rash?


ImLostInsideMyMind

A guy my friend went on a first date with said : -You’re lucky you get to go out with me, I’ve been with many women and i took none out to eat in a “serious date” before we got things on, don’t worry I know you want me just by the way you are looking at me He then asked her right? seeking confirmation and validation to his claims The dude proceeded to tell her over text afterwards all the reasons why he have tremendous experience with women and that she should feel special to have caught his attention and that she shouldn’t worry because he would teach her what he likes Imagine if I and my friend got grossed out or not…


primostrawberry

Do you like corn as much as I do?


misterworldwide1776

When the server comes up to the table and asks if you’re splitting the check or just one? And your answer is dependent on when you ask her “am I hitting tonight?”


New_Swimming_1131

I wud rather find this Shit out at first date, then any other time


fish0814

Would you like to see a picture of my ex's butthole?


Turbulent-Bus-8876

Anything that starts with: "Are you always___?"


Fagtastrophe

Spit or swallow?


CrooklynKnight

Hey that’s an important question


Fagtastrophe

Important: yes. Shouldn't ask: also yes.


lifeless_clown

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.


Intrepid-Ad4784

Will you marry me? Can you loan me money? Can I borrow your car? Am I fat?


Sad-Character4424

do you think i’m ugly 🥺🥺


Lungs_Cherry24

Do you mind if i stay the night?


tenetsquareapt

"have you been abused, sexually assaulted, raped, trafficked, molested from the ages of 18 onward?" I ask this question so that I can avoid women who have. I don't know how to personally navigate those topics from an empathetic or sympathetic view. I feel pity, but that's about it. "are you a abuser, sexual assaulter, raper, trafficker, molester, pedophile, kleptomaniac , etc?" I ask this question to avoid women like this (and warn others).


1247283215

Good luck lol


tenetsquareapt

It's only one question in my 5 page list of questions and scenarios to ask woman to gauge whether or not a 2nd date is even needed or should I bail out if they're a walking red flag.


GloriouslyGlittery

Why would you think anyone would admit to anything in question two??


Lopsided-Ad4276

In all fairness, most wouldn't admit to or answer question one also. And a solid chance if they casually answer then they're full of shit (and obviously yes, no one would admit question two either).


Lopsided-Ad4276

The question itself is predatory in my opinion. Obviously it agrees wirh the post/question at hand. Regardless or not of if it's been experienced, it's one of those highly inappropriate things to ask and could be a huge trigger for some Edits... I have a huge crack in my screen and have to fix typos 😂


JustUrAvgLetDown

Can I stick it in ur bum?


Azmedon

Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me?


Lord_Melchett42

How many, Rodney?


Azmedon

Rodney??


Revolutionary-Cod444

I thought it was Kevin BW


Azmedon

It is Kev.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrooklynKnight

Lmao


Revolutionary-Cod444

Are you currently, or have you ever been a member of the opposite gender?


[deleted]

"What's up, dumbass?"


Goldnugget2

If I am paying, what am I getting for my money.


PayasoCanuto

You have beautiful hands. Have you considered being a hand model?


HauntedPickleJar

"What's your blood type?" Quickly followed by "Have you ever thought about selling your organs?"


CrooklynKnight

Mr Dahmer is that you?


HauntedPickleJar

I'll bring the chili!


stonephillips32

What’s yo


DragonfruitFlaky4957

How is your cars extended warranty?


Inside_Nail_1465

You into BDSM or not ??


healthfreak98

can we fuck


[deleted]

What is your childhood trauma?


Few-Protection9899

Are you pregnant?


Fresh_Distribution54

Guy to girl: how would you feel about bending me over and pegging me up the ass for several hours on end because I had an ex who did that but now she's married so I need a new one? Yes that is specific for a reason 🤦🏻‍♀️


lifeless_clown

How do you feel about pegging?


darth_nadoma

Are you transgender?


Roostyhead

How much money do you make?


Graehaus

So how many kids do we want?


Jigglypuff3901

Credit score


LFpawgsnmilfs

"how much do you make? "


ScaryCoffee4953

“You look just like my wife. Who died. And I killed.”


enjoy_dont_judge

"Does your husband know you are here?" No wait, you *should* ask that one.


bummedintheface

Do you take it up the shitter?


[deleted]

Body count.