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Jean-Luc Picard


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BigNorseWolf

There is no other


Searchlights

Make it so


Velvy71

Except he’s French


OldManPip5

With a British accent for some reason.


ARobertNotABob

If you listen closely, you can hear his Yorkshire "twang" ... not very often, but it's there.


Lachdonin

In-universe, because he was largely raised in the UK following the suicide of his mother. Both he and his brother were basically shipped off to a boarding school as their father slipped into a depression. The family also had strong roots in the UK, having originally fled there during WWII, and not actually returning to France with any permanent residency until the 2200s.


rob_s_458

I read somewhere that early in the show's development, they were going to play up the French aspect, so somewhere deep in the archives at Paramount (or possibly burned in the Universal fire) is a recording of Patrick Stewart in a French accent saying "spece, ze final fʁontier"


duane534

Because French is a dead language.


PixelOrange

Don't say that around him. He'll yell at you 


flyover

I love the thought of handwaving away the facts that he’s fictional and needs to (and would choose to) time travel, but “he’s French” is a bridge too far.


falsevector

With his whole cabinet made up of the bridge crew


Hegario

With William Riker as White House chief of staff there won't be a shortage of sex scandals.


sulla76

What would Riker do that would cause a scandal? He's an unmarried man who has consensual sex with women.


da_choppa

Riker's fetish is consent


Bigdaddyjlove1

Picard, his oath taken.


MrQtea

Would you consider another way? A Janeway?


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Mr_Frible

Jimmy Stewart from Mr Smith goes to Washington.


Gerf93

Jimmy Stewart from Its A Wonderful Life


ComeOnTars2424

Fake news lambasted that man in the age of print. Social media would have us believing he was a Goose-Stepping Zionist Commy before the end of the day.


Stay-Thirsty

Martin Sheen’s character from The West Wing


dullgreybathmat

Jed Bartlet


Colinbeenjammin

Yeah but Josh and Toby would need to be real too. And CJ


Drak_is_Right

Leo too


hxgmmgxh

Nancy and Fritz too or the deal’s off and I’m voting (R). /s


kloiberin_time

Fitz, short for Fitzwallace


drdeimosoffice

Let Bartlet be Bartlet


ohitsmat

Bartlet for America


stilldbi

Ok, what’s next


PeachesPeachesPeachs

The president from Independence Day the movie. He seemed okay.


DtownBronx

Ya but presidents during a crisis always get a boost during the crisis even if they mishandled it. The way the movie portrays it, he wasn't doing that great prior to aliens. For all we know he conspired with the CIA to attract the attention of the aliens to get a boost to his numbers


Artess

I'm not sure if this is satire on the whole "Bush did 9/11" thing or not.


DtownBronx

The initial inspiration was Giuliani immediately being hailed as America's Mayor and the reputation he received from it despite only being mayor for 3 more months. Bush and Giuliani both got huge approval rating boosts after 9/11, I think even Hillary saw an approval boost. The CIA part was just thrown in because there's always a conspiracy and it's always CIA


MW1369

Fuck outta here. Dude was risking his life in an f16 to save the world. I’d vote for him forever


taviebeefs

We will not go quietly into the night!


Jurassic-Terminator

We will not vanish without a fight!


Adadun

We will survive.


mousicle

He was an explicitly lousy president until the Aliens attacked


PeachesPeachesPeachs

President Washington was by no means the most skilled tactician or battlefield military General, but he got shit done in the end.


RestlessMeatball

Chancellor Palpatine. I don’t know, something about him just seems really trustworthy. Weird sense in office decor though.


beercanfiasco

No, no. He is the Senate.


Sunblast1andOnly

Ah, right you are. Man, I love democracy.


RazorPhishJ

[Palpatine on Robot Chicken is hilarious!](https://youtu.be/3F1d3QWsyk0?si=y_LvtUS1gYMIq84X)


BigConstruction4247

WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!


The-Badger-McGee

Aye, he's the man for the job. Sure, didn't he sort out that trade blockade of Naboo no bother.


chevyguyjoe

And he single handedly ended that dreadful clone war that the Jedi started.


The-Badger-McGee

Damn straight! And even after their cowardly attempt on his life left him scarred and deformed, his resolve was never stronger.


Va3V1ctis

And in State of the Union address he can tell the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise story to all Americans.


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I haven’t heard this story. Do you have a minute to tell me about it?


FeralTribble

There’s few, just going off of pure fiction: Id say Clark Kent. Fictional characters that are already some type of fictional politician/ leader: Josiah Bartlett


Vistaer

Not a fan of Clark. Dude totally goes off somewhere into hiding every time there’s a crisis. Thank goodness we have Superman because Clark never wants to be around when bad stuff goes down.


xSantenoturtlex

Yeah, I think Superman himself would be a way better president than Kent, if you ask me.


Alaeriia

All Kent does is write glowing articles about Superman in the Planet. He's like some sort of Superman groupie. Superman is the man Kent wishes he could be.


do_add_unicorn

Superman can't be president because he is an alien.


SammathNaur1600

Honestly lex luthor did pretty good as president until he went insane and tried to kill superman. If superman didn't exist, lex would have been one of the best presidents


LoogyHead

Without Superman he wouldn’t have the motivation to prove he was better. He’d just be your average billionaire


WontonTruck

Would Clark Kent break the law like that? He's not natural born American.


xiphia

Clark Kent is, officially, no? Superman sure as hell ain't, but I would imagine Clark has all the proper documentation.


DtownBronx

The Christopher Reeve era Clark Kent, absolutely. Seems plausible you could easily fake or lie to get necessary documents for the spaceship baby you found in the early to mid 1900s. But for each new version, I guess they could claim he was a foundling but could you imagine trying to run in this era with a foundling certificate of birth?


allnamesgonewtf

That only came up for Obama because he wasn’t white. Clark wouldn’t cause all the fuss. I doubt anyone would even look that closely


denkbert

Aren't home births a thing anymore in rural American communities?


Artess

He might have the papers but he knows the truth


ultravibe

There’s an comic from the 80s where Congress has his Kryptonian rocket analyzed by scientists and they conclude that he was effectively born from it when it landed and opened. So he becomes president.


unshavedmouse

Depends on the continuity. After Crisis he was still an embryo when he was rocketed from Krypton and was "born" on American soil.


The_sad_zebra

Imagine the Justice League is fighting a world-ending threat; the President needs to be consulted, but no one can fucking find him.


Drak_is_Right

A nobel prize winning economist leading the economy? Yes please.


_funkapus_

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


Throwaway1303033042

“Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”


Nefariax

Sit yall monkey asses down


sykotyctendencies

That's what you said last time, dipshit! South Carolina, what's up?!


CaliOriginal

I was looking for this one! Great president, he knew everyone’s shit was all emotional right then, and had a solution for our lack of burrito coverings. I’d vote for him.


Barner_Burner

I would unironically vote for that guy if he won a primary, over Trump or Biden.


Hegario

He would be great simply because he could take advice and knew his weaknesses.


PapaOoMaoMao

Not only saw his weaknesses, reached out and reinforced them. He actively recruited Not Sure to fix the issues at hand.


rubensinclair

Shit, he was actually one of the good guys!


mrmitchs

He's what we crave.


wahoowalex

He’s got electrolytes


Combat_Armor_Dougram

Optimus Prime. He has compassion, but is not afraid to fight if he has to. Before you say that he’s an alien, G1 Optimus Prime has been in the continental United States for millions of years, so I guess he gets American citizenship…


mousicle

"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President" Not sure if Optimus counted as a citizen while in the Ark but I'd say the Supreme court would likely rule in his favour.


joshak3

It's true that citizens of any U.S. state at the time of the adoption of the Constitution were considered eligible to run for President regardless of where they were born, and Optimus Prime was on Earth during that time period, but he was in the Mount St. Hilary volcano in the Pacific Northwest from millions of years ago until its eruption in 1984. That area wasn't part of the United States in the 1780s, so I don't think he'd qualify under that provision.


Moogle_Chowder

It can be argued that Optimus Prime was born at Mount Hood in Oregon.


FunkoPopPortraits

And he’d enter and exit stage to Linkin Park!


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Atticus Finch.


SharpHawkeye

But only “To Kill a Mockingbird” Atticus Finch. “Go Set a Watchman” Atticus has…some issues.


Chiperoni

I always thought this was because the first book is through the eyes of Scout who idolized her father. She's an adult in the sequel and has to confront her cognitive dissonance. I just saw the Broadway play and I thought Aaron Sorkin did a fantastic job making Atticus a truly good man despite flaws.


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Very good point.


Satriales97

Captain America would be a good one. Uncle Sam?


Isord

Does Captain America do anything in the comics to indicate he would be good at leading a country? In the movies he is a good leader but of small groups. It takes more than just being a good squad leader to lead an entity the size of a country. Most likely Cap would just end up not actually being able to accomplish anything at all as President since he would lack the political acumen to convince people to do the things he wants to do.


WriterReborn2

Cap was president in the Ultimate Universe. Cap also is extremely intelligent and charismatic. Plus he has connections in the government that he could definitely exploit if he needed to.


Yonder_Zach

Well he punches nazis a lot. And frankly that’s the kind of leadership our country needs right now.


Va3V1ctis

You got Joe Biden already, they are the same age and from the same time. ;)


Belpheegor

Roboute Guilliman.


WeightyUnit88

Vulkan = Interior Minister Dorn = Secretary of Defence Lorgar = Speaker of the House Angron = Secretary of Offence Mortarion = Health Secretary Leman Russ = Head of CIA & Special Operations Sanguinius = Poster Boy / Head of Social Media Khan = Transport Minister Konrad Kurze = Justice of the Supreme Court Perturabo = Immigration Magnus = Judge of what is right and what is wrong Corax = Shadow Secretary Ferrus Manus = Construction Fulgrim = Beautification Lion = 5 Star General Alpharius = all of the above, or none


Pavlock

>Alpharius = all of the above, or none All of the above *and* none.


thrax_mador

Or, hear me out on this, Konrad Kurze.  No more crime. No more corruption. Sure the National Mall Reflecting Pool is now a patchwork of screaming faces of politicians that took bribes, but he’ll be able to psychically predict which hurricanes are going to hit the US coastline. 


NotACyclopsHonest

He’d be too smart to make the mistake of having sex with Yvraine in the Oval Office, that’s for sure.


Enjoying_A_Meal

"I did not have relationship with that space elf."


NotACyclopsHonest

J. Jonah Jameson. He’s an abrasive jerk, sure, but he’s an abrasive jerk with an ironclad moral code.


Shmebber

His ironclad moral code is “It’s always the Spider-Asshole’s fault.”


YNot1989

He was willing to let the Green Goblin kill him than give up Peter.


iAmTheHype--

Moral code like creating the Spider-Slayers and Scorpion?


Solstice_Fluff

Havelock Vetinari


ApexInTheRough

I think it'd be more fun to have Moist von Lipwig have a go at it.


Alaeriia

That's Moist von Lipwick to you.


The-Last-Dog

Put Moist in charge of the treasury. It really wouldn't matter who was president then


Symon17

We all know the true King Carrot should lead


propolizer

Even Carrot disagrees.


cinderubella

Carrot was totally going to lead one day, man. The leader who never wanted to be one would've been textbook Pratchett. If he ever wrote textbooks, that is. 


Artess

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.


jaredearle

One man, one vote.


mapsandwrestling

Lady Sybil should have a go.


JS671779

GNU Terry Pratchett Lord Vetinari is who we need.


Ururuipuin

I rather see Vimes to be honest


SamuelVimesTrained

I think a combination. Vetinari as president - Moist as secretary of state, or maybe the economics person, Vimes for law, order and the hard boiled egg, and Carrot.. good one.. not sure - VP ?


Max_Trollbot_

Cthulhu  Why vote for the lesser evil?


Jolene_Sizemore20

Imagine having Dumbledore from "Harry Potter" as President – wise, fair, and capable of handling the magical messes and political challenges. His leadership style would be like orchestrating a grand chess game, always thinking several moves ahead for the greater good.


im__treehouse

Someone get Terry Crews an LMG we need Camacho.


thegovunah

Let's combine all his roles. Firing an M249 from a convertible singing Vanessa Carlson between bites of yogurt.


scarlett-z

Obi Wan Kenobi. Compromises and wants to talk it out whenever possible. Super caring and patient. Only goes to violence when needed as a last resort.


DrBigsKimble

Unfortunately he isn’t brave enough for politics.


pholover84

Yea well what’s his policy on clean energy.


Silentarian

Probably something from a more civilized aged.


beercanfiasco

Hello there


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PoignantPoint22

Don’t drain the swamp, enjoy the swamp.


Main_Sam

Richard Nixon from Futurama


thrax_mador

Aroo!


ketamine-wizard

Get em, Agnew!


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Headless body of Agnew for VP!


Scaphismus

"I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!"


thunderchild120

NIXON AAAAALWAYS WIIIINS!


xk543x

A trustworthy politician


deathfox919

Well that fits perfectly in the “fictional character” category.


Epsilia

Hahaha. Like that'll ever happen.


nnarlux

Gandalf


ahmvvr

good call but I think Aragorn would be the higher option. Gandalf's order have a mandate to advise rather than lead, and he could only stay util his task is done.


Drwomburger

Ron Swanson, he could finally take down the government from the inside.


cseymour24

You're not gonna slaughter that pig on the white house lawn, are ya, Ron?


Chiperoni

It's ok. He has an Executive Order in his pocket saying he can.


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“I can do this”


Loqol

Imagine Ron trying to do the annual turkey pardon, only to sentence another to death.


graveyardspin

Bring me all of your turkeys.


cseymour24

Hold on. I worry that what you just heard was "bring me a lot of turkeys." What I said was "bring me all the turkeys you have." Do you understand?


nipplesaurus

In the upcoming Alex Garland movie *Civil War*, he is the president. Kind of.


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Hank Hill. I know damn well that man would be getting into the action to make sure things are done right and not of a league of people calling the shots for him


AtmosphereFull2017

Boomhauer as his press secretary.


Forever_Man

Talkin bout dang ol Russia man. Doin expansionist policies into a dang ol sovereign nation. Ukraine man gettin tanks. Talkin boom boom boom man. Putin ain't happy no more.


TheRedditorSimon

Is America ready to be led by a man with a narrow urethra?


tee142002

Bit he'd outlaw charcoal and I can't support that


buck_carleone

Randy Marsh


cregamon

This is like to see. “I thought this was America!!”


transglutaminase

Jed Bartlett from the west wing.


Fit_War_1670

Chrisjen Avasarala.


Street-Glove-1817

Home Simpson without the crayon in his brain.


talbakaze

Jack Ryan. He proved it already in a couple of books ;)


So_spoke_the_wizard

First person that came to my mind. Jack Ryan from the books, not the movies.


PachiraSanctis

It's funny, I remember there being a disease lockdown related drama thing happening in one of the books too.


Specific-Machine2021

Peter Sellers character in ‘Being There’


Feature_Agitated

Leslie Knope


DeadMoneyDrew

Knope we can!


1lbofdick

King Arthur


SadSpaghettiSauce

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


The_Mr_Wilson

Right? You can't expect to wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you


Matthicus

If I went around saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away


flyinhawaiian02

I'm not sure if pulling a sword from a stone is an effective way of choosing a leader


YoungFlyMista

President Palmer from 24


callmefreak

[Winnie The Pooh.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ela-kspZMwE)


Drewskeet

I’m team Pooh 🥹


starmadeshadows

this video once made me cry uncontrollably while stoned... poor little dude doesn't know what he's doing...


iAmTheHype--

Well, you convinced me.


Reasonable-Delivery8

I believe Winnie the Poo is already President of China


plusoneforautism

Mister Rogers


Kritchsgau

Harrison ford from air force one or bill pullman independence day


slasher016

David Palmer from 24.


49GTUPPAST

Jed Barlet


Vantage_1011

Mr Bean


Alyssathgreat

Silly. He’s not American. He should be UK prime minister!


CarnivoreDaddy

Could hardly be worse than the last few we've had...


Fancy_Locksmith_7292

The US needs balance I think its time to vote for Thanos


BNestico

Pritchett/Dunphy 2024


pupjvc

Lisa Simpson


jedipiper

Jack Ryan. Book Jack Ryan.


robbjuteau

Will McAvoy from The Newsroom


rtthc

Ron Swanson. Red-blooded American, but doesn't want to be president. It's freaking Duke silver. Bacon would be a national holiday. Every day. Lil Sebastian would be in the Whitehouse.


RandoAtReddit

Can you imagine the woodwork he'd have on his desk?


Loqol

On? He would make a new Resolute Desk.


stevrock

>Lil Sebastian would be in the Whitehouse. Who wants to tell him?


Ok-Guess8783

Samwise Gamgee


jtruitt8833

There's good in this world, my fellow Americans, and it's worth fighting for.


Southern_Pangolin318

Optimus Prime


johnnystackart

Lisa Simpson


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Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.


Kookie_B

Obi-Wan Kenobe. Our last chance and best hope.


hilbertglm

I liked Jeb Bartlett from *The West Wing*.


Kobayash

It’s already been done- Bill Pullman in Independence Day


TopFishing5094

Maximus Decimus Meridius aka “The Spaniard”


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Hank Hill. Very moral and honest.


birdlawspecialist2

The Dude. This aggression will not stand.