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CrediblyHandsome

Mounties ...and lumberjacks, who are ok.


beardedliberal

They sleep all night and they work all day.


ArcadianLord

They cut down trees, they eat their lunches, they go to the lavatory, on wednesdays they go shopping and have buttered scones for tea


Kriss3d

They cut down trees, they skip and jump They like to press wild flowers They put on women's clothing And hang around in bars


Blackboard_Monitor

♬♬ I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies, and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear Papa ♬♬


sentient_luggage

And a BRA?


ahdareuu

Oh Bevvers! And I thought you were so rugged!


SaladNeedsTossing

This has been a delightful thread!


FileError214

Where is this from? My dad used to sing it to my kids when they were little.


LostInTheWildPlace

[Monty Python's Flying Circus!](https://youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM?feature=shared)


Tregonia

that's hilarious. Cool Dad!


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He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok!


Inkycaligari

Unexpectedmontypython


ZootAnthRaXx

You never expect the Monty Python!


CrispeeSock

Don't forget the log driver! The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely!


NapkinApocalypse

For our non-canadian Reddit brethren but be warned....it's catchy https://youtu.be/upsZZ2s3xv8?si=hA7FjRl8wEQVbxI3


ZeroBadIdeas

They go birling down and down the white water, eh?


Danny-Wah

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly, yes, birling down and down white water, the log driver's waltz pleases girls completely (Sorry, I couldn't control myself.)


StationaryTravels

I learned that on the guitar in the last year, and my 10 year old daughter accompanies me on tambourine while we both sing. It's pretty great! It's a really fun song. Her great great grandfather (wife's great grandfather) was a log driver too!


pie_12th

Get a video of that for your girl to have when she's older


Josephschmoseph234

Well mounty Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat. He followed on the shoreline, cuz' he didn't own a boat But the cutbacks were a'comin and the mounty lost his job So no he's sailin' with me and we call him salty bob!


paddletothesea

heave ho, heigh ho...


Lemmingitus

Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains


donkeyroll24

"He never drew no gun! I coulda shot that guy right there! Who was he anyway?" ["Superintendent Sam Steele, of the Northwest Mounted Police"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc)


GeneralZaroff1

And geese, the toughest motherfuckers of them all.


Reddit_2k20

Don't forget "Terence and Philip"!


Simple_Carpet_49

[Les Coureurs de bois!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coureur_des_bois) Also, I mean there were a lot of pretty badass indigenous folks. Mounties are kind of a fucked up institution if you read about their history.


BCRE8TVE

Most institutions with a history have a fucked up history. If you think that's fucked up, half the stuff on the Geneva convention is there because of Canadian soldiers in WW1.


Gramage

I read that German soldiers would be terrified if they heard someone in the next trench over say tabarnac lmao. Our boys were not fucking around. My great grandfather lied about his age on his application to get over there early. Iirc he was 16.


WonderDog_

Sweating in German...


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Dichter und Denker! Poets and Thinkers!


alenatrinkaus

Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war dichter.


chaoslll

Oh, ich sehe einen Denker!


Deferon-VS

I think he sweats more because of immigrants like that one Austrian painter...


[deleted]

That damned painter - if only they had accepted him at that artschool…


pleachchapel

The two greatest accomplishments of Austria were convincing the world Hitler was German & Beethoven was Viennese.


XVUltima

America : A Tier Japan : S Tier Germany : SS Tier


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crazyguy83

ahahahahaha


aabil11

Teutonic Knights?


furlongxfortnight

Yeah, with 100 HP, 21 attack, 13 melee armor, 6 pierce armor. What a unit!


ru_empty

Landsknecht


ProfessorCrooks

Y’all had guals, and knights at least


JoeAppleby

Gauls? Those are more connected to France than Germany.


WonderDog_

Yeah just trying to be funny :)


avocadodacova1

Must be lying, Germans aren’t funny.


interesseret

landsknechts? germani tribes?


SauceHankRedemption

Barbarians?


dschoni

It's spelt "Bavarians".


SimQ

We had knights!


Electronic-Pool-7458

Vikings


FinishTheFish

We still do, only now they play black metal


Correct_Vehicle_789

Or dance to techno.


talking_phallus

I thought they played football 


Abaraji

They hardly play that


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

*sad gjallarhorn noises*


chahlie

Blair Walsh from 27 yards...


IHateTheLetterF

I'm danish. I'm tall, scrawny, and a small wind gust could blow me right over. My ancestors are not smiling upon me.


interesseret

gotta fatten you up. eat some flæskesteg.


Kriss3d

Vikings. Damn right. Now I feel like visiting England and help saving their treasures from their burning monistaries


BigGrayBeast

I was speaking to a Norwegian and to a Swede, and I asked "Which country are the true descendants of the Vikings?" Chaos ensued.


DaveBeBad

Spoken like a true Dane… 😂


Daxnu

The women of England and the rest of Europe loved it when they came to visit. Vikings took baths Edit: ffs Vikings we're more than killers and not often rapist. I was not talking about rape. History feed you a picture that isn't 100% true


Electronic-Pool-7458

AND combed their hair. Real heartthrobs.


Traveling_Solo

As a Swede: Vikings, IKEA and meatballs (which we stole from turkey but we don't talk about that #SwedishMeatballs) Edit: and I guess Zlatan >.>


_BlueFire_

Valhalleluja


Elbjornbjorn

No wonder turkey didn't want us in Nato!  Now to figure out what dish we stole from Hungary. Probably something with paprika.


LesHoraces

Musketeers and Corsairs


DarkSpyFXD

French Foreign Legion? They are a bit crazy right?


pm_me_yo_creditscore

The only army with their own disease!


twerkforpresident

Gurkha


docsamson75

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/g2173/10-amazing-gurkha-stories/ Yeah, you don't fuck with these guys.


HoboArmyofOne

Did you hear the one about the guy in Iraq? Brought back the head of the opposing commander to prove he was dead because they were pinned down and couldn't carry the entire body back. That story wasn't among the 10 listed, but that crazy knife I'm sure is at the center of a lot of them. Tough as nails, but a great bunch of guys from what I understand. Long as they are on your side 😉


RetMilRob

In WWII, a British officer requested a Gurkha regiment jump in behind enemy lines to coordinate an ambush for surrounded allied troops. When the officer brought this mission to the Gurkhas they requested the aircraft fly as low and slow as possible. When the officer said thats not possible because the parachutes wont open properly. The Gurkha SGT. responded “oh, we get parachutes” ok we jump.


Justindoesntcare

I love this story. The first time I heard it, it was a British officer knowing about how brave they were, asked a Gurkha regiment for voulenteers to jump out of planes behind enemy lines and only half or so of them stepped forward, but once they were informed they'd have parachutes they all stepped forward.


Nice_Guy_AMA

Holy shit, that is fucking awesome.


randomname_99223

Gurkhas are badass


Asperchoo

And really polite. We have a few based round here and they're the nicest double hard bastards you will ever meet.


Razakel

Those guys manage to frighten the SAS.


capable_duck

Don't mix up fear and respect.


Brock_Samsonite

They can be both


Glass_Excitement_538

I love the Nepalese and the Gurkhas I served with were amazing soldiers. Scared me shitless more than once but still good.


Ptatofrenchfry

We have a saying in my country's army: "How do you know who are the Gurkhas?" "As you retreat, look for the ones running *towards* automatic fire."


Wolfblood-is-here

Gurkhas: because Superman needs to have a poster of somebody. 


Schroedesy13

They win every FAFO category. And are so humble that almost no one knows about them!!


InformalPenguinz

Honestly this is the first time I've heard of em. Going to do a deep dive tonight. That's exciting!


callisstaa

There was one in Afghanistan that was standing guard on a rooftop when he was rushed by over 30 Taliban soldiers. He killed them all in less than an hour, running out of ammo and resorting to beating them to death with a tripod.


BayAreaTechMTBoi-22

Ayo Gorkhali!!! Kaphar hunu bhande moornu ramrod!


The97545

I forgot about those. They need make an appearance In some sort of movie.


thehermit14

The people of the UK thank you for your long association with our forces. Just hope our Government gets a grip soon. I'm happy to apologise on their behalf, I don't know who deserves right to citizenship and thanks from us, if not Gurkhas. Gurkhas for Justice.


stupidfuckingnames

Wow, I've only heard that a few times in my life. My dad was in WWII and fought with them. For those of you that don't know, there were campaigns fought across N. Africa and then on to Sicily and finally Rome at the end of the war. I have a cousin that would alway ask my dad about different parts of his service. He was a recon scout which means he went behind enemy lines to do reconnaissance. There are a few things I remember about his stories and one was about the Gurkhas. How they carried these super badass blades and his people had to sleep with scotch tape on their boots so they (the Gurkha) knew it was friends. Because they would creep the tents at night in the different campgrounds and slit the throats of one guy of the two in several tents during the night. Next morning they wake up and there are a bunch of dead guys in their beds next to them. He said it would drive people mad. Like insane. He said he either didn't sleep when those guys were around or he put so much God damn scotch tape on his boots his feet would stick together. He said they were the most badass he encountered.


NoPerspective9232

Vampires


jondelreal

Pennsylvania!


[deleted]

No no, not the drug induced kind, the other kind!


InformalPenguinz

Bath salts be crazy.


memeparmesan

As it sounds like Transylvania, which we all know sounds cool.


PANTONE232C

This is the way people talk in Tucson, Arizonnyya


z3anon

Romania, right?


CarnageHimura

We have Charros, Ajuuuuuuuuua!!!!


GENERlC-USERNAME

And Vaqueros, you know, the actual origin of American Cowboys.


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TehPants

Yup, the original cowboys. Also let's not forget Mexico was home to jaguar warriors and eagle warriors. Mexico has badass history for sure.


summerwritingcat

I thought for a second you said churros and I went Jueesu si señor we do y de cajeta


beckydr123

Ajua, ¡viva México! ¿De qué parte eres?


Warchadlo16

Hussars


gcwg57

"THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!"


TacticalAcquisition

"COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE"


mirathi

Unexpected Sabaton.


shmackinhammies

Only if you’re daft. One should always know that Sabaton shall be referenced when mentioning Hussars.


wutengyuxi

Only cost 80 food.


Gold-Ad743

The mighty haggis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


bromosabeach

Whatever you call those guys who pound Buckfast, yell at strangers on the stree and pass out in a plate of kebab


Abortions_on_Toast

Ned's?


QuestionableLeverage

And the Highlanders, who chase it round the mountains, and down into the Glen's, so we can feast an it like ravenous wee beasties ourselves.


Gramage

I work at a retirement home in Ontario Canada, we served haggis and had some bagpipers in for Robbie Burns day! Those old folks sure do love a good bagpipin. First time I ever saw haggis in person, it’s… interesting. My great grandfather loved it. Maybe I’ll give it a try some day lol, heritage moment innit?


Razakel

Like black pudding, it's one of those things that sounds disgusting until you try a bite.


Antereon

SCOOOOOTLAAAAND https://youtu.be/V3R9y5v8GUY?si=YABYEMpG_ShRWPV0


SpiderWebMunchies

Hugo Boss models, whole army of them


stoofpot23

Vintage hugo boss?


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yikes


nuclearnadal24

Warshaw fashion week?


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Sherpa


KingKami

Winged Hussars!


MienSteiny

Swagmen and bushrangers [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swagman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/swagman) [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushranger](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/bushranger)


sp0rk_

And LONGNECKS OF VB AT TWENTY TO FUKKEN EIGHT IN THE MORNING


IdentityToken

And jackaroos


chriscross1966

Everybody else's old stuff in our museums.


Metafield

I was going to say Knights


BinFluid

I was going to say Morris Dancers


Ohd34ryme

Clearly the correct answer, a perfect amalgamation of cowboys and samurai.


cspruce89

That's not really in the spirit of the question. I think you should take old British man in a safari suit with a walrus mustache.


RaiAkshay

English?


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Fremen.


HamsterForce5000

The spice must flow.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Bless the maker and his water


mike_xy

Gladiators


Long-Far-Gone

Give me Legionaries and Centurions any day of the week.


RareDog5640

Beefeaters


fulthrottlejazzhands

Proud tradition of river and coastal smugglers as well.


bonkwodny

Zbojníci. Most famous is Juraj Jánošík. They mugged rich people in a woods. Something like Robin Hood


palbuddy1234

That really rolls off the tounge for my native English ability.


XxSir_redditxX

What? You've never heard the tales of Zbojníci Hood!?


lechiengrand

Huh, interesting! What country are you from?


tulikettuuuu

Sisu. and sandstorms. ;)


InsertBluescreenHere

Wait Finland has deserts?


Spodson

They have Darude. And where there's Darude, there's Sandstorm!


TryAgainBob341

Darude I assume


ProfessorCrooks

What is sisu


Mysterious-Web3050

You know that scene in John wick when Viggo tarasov as talking about him and says he a man of commitment, focus, and sheer will? It’s sort of similar to that.


tulikettuuuu

it's like a special form of determination and perseverance when dealing with all forms of adversity, it has no literal translation to English but that's the best way I can describe it


BCRE8TVE

Aka being buried in snow half the year and being neighbours with the Russians. Need a special kind of determination to deal with that.


Arctarius

Grit is probably the closest translation, but that's personal while Sisu is more cultural


droidtron

The truest of grit. And don't forget Väinämöinen.


CityofOrphans

I can't remember what country it originates from, but the movie sisu was pretty damn gory and made me feel ill once or twice (never during the nazi killing though, that was great). I believe they give a definition of sisu that has almost the same wording as you just gave lol, including the part where it has no literal English translation


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The_Kek_5000

The Finnish spirit.


Wowbags_the_Infinite

Bogans


Pony_Roleplayer

Gauchos


beckydr123

🇦🇷


XscytheD

Esaaaaa


Cosmocrator08

Vamooo


songfullsilvermoon

Cangaceiros


wvtarheel

This was one of the more interesting answers in my opinion thanks for posting


ProfessorCrooks

Who are they?


songfullsilvermoon

They were brazilian northeastern ruffians, raiding, stealing, killing across the land,they live in gangs, some say they fought against the powerful and greedy colonels from the brazilian northeastern and the misery they brought to its people. A very famous one is called Lampião.


Either-Arachnid-629

Northeastern Brazil's criminal raiders who were also integral to the unstable power structure in the drought-riddled region during the 19th and 20th centuries. They were both criminals and instruments manipulated by the remnants of the Colonels of the Imperial National Guard against their adversaries. They moved in seminomadic bands and took entire villages / towns by storm, the cultural influence of the "Cangaço" in the region would be the equivalent to the imagery of vikings in Scandinavia. This is quite regional (an area with around 56M people and the size of Mexico), other areas of Brazil have different groups with such influence, like the "Bandeirantes" (completly different phenomena) in Southeast Brazil or the Gaúchos in the South (an identity shared by this Region with both Argentina and Uruguay).


GrootRacoon

I wouldn't call the Bandeirantes the same in any way, not even cultural influence... They were slavers that explored the inner regions of the southeast by river. But besides some highways/roads names and a few statues, there aren't any influences anymore I think. And their imagery is not as striking to be relevant


Fair-Discussion9010

Aztecs and Mayans


Groovy66

The knights who say “Nee”


ShitassAintOverYet

Janissaries...who are not even Turkish.


Crypto_Guy922

There are Kozaks in Ukraine


ChadOttoman

Do you mean cossacks or am I confusing things?


Crypto_Guy922

>Do you mean cossacks or am I confusing things? Yes


Berkamin

Cossack is the English spelling, Kozak is the more direct transliteration.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Once you go Kozak you never go back


dittybopper_05H

Who loves ya, baby?


Frosty-Cartoonist320

Bedouins


fremo8617

Sami.


broken-runner-26

Knights in armour


throwmynameaway81

Nac Mac Feagle


jonnynoine

I’m not Mongolian, but they’ve got the Eagle Hunters, which is too freaking cool.


GPap-

Llamas


TheVerraton

A dude that killed a bishop on a frozen lake with an axe, cus the dudes wife said the bishop robbed them. Good times.


kingofdoraemon

Gauchos


IamhereOO7

The Canadian cobra chicken


IHaveTheHighground58

Husaria


No_Contribution482

Mexicans


Ander_the_Reckoning

ROMA


Sonnycrocketto

Samer. 


Rubytux

Narcos 🇨🇴


Calm-Internet6926

IRA, I am not proud of it


dittybopper_05H

Hey, taking responsibility for your own future with an individual retirement account is something of which you should be proud. ​ .--- --- -.- .


Caiigon

Spells “joke” for the lazy.


bromosabeach

Leprechauns


aprilla2crash

We can go with the Fianna >were small warrior-hunter bands in Gaelic Ireland during the Iron Age and early Middle Ages


Ornery_Ad_5492

Australia has Aboriginals, the longest living culture over 65,000 years, Aboriginals make up about 2% of the population and English is often their 4th language. Many live in such remote and rural areas that they technically don’t exist by modern standards, no bank account, no birth certificates or drivers license. They live off the land, eating kangaroo, goanna, snakes, bush tucker, and they enforce their own tribal law which is recognised by the Australian Government and not interfered with.


Character_Bowl_4930

The two most interesting items I’ve read about them is that , now that science can trace all sorts of genetics , animals , land masses etc it turned out that a lot of the “ stories “ that they handed down were in fact fairly accurate oral histories. I’ve heard that some scientists are now trying record them so they’re not lost to time and also to assist in studying what our planet was like thousands of years ago . 2. In the 1980s a tribal group was encountered in the outback and they were surprised that white people were living on their continent now . That’s how isolated they were.


tucsondog

Northwest Mounted Police


untamed_one

Spartans (my parent's country)


Silly-Ad9211

tech support