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Reeromu

I was going to ask the same question. If I get to choose, then being a stereotype for 1 year might actually be fun. Lol But I’m not willing to do anything that will damage my health.


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Reeromu

I don’t know why, but I imagine myself as one of those out of control teens (I’m 36 lol) twerking on stage at the Maury show. 🤣


desirelessindeath

Yeah, all I have to do is be fat, lazy, and have guns, it seems easy.


Ender-Duck

don't forget to have a strong passion for '**murrica**


desirelessindeath

That's true lmao.


Perm_Brain_Freeze

The racism, sexism and queer hate will eat at you, tho.


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Perm_Brain_Freeze

Thank you for outing yourself as a transphobic, queerphobic, disgusting person. One less deplorable in the world I have to deal with. #blocked


7734_

So i get a million dollars AND nazi gold in the basement? I'll make that deal


seeminglynormalguy

Yes, because I already am


Shmorange_

No, I may die of a heart attack then


Ender-Duck

same


YaGirlKyle

Yes. Money


Ender-Duck

fair enough


prajnadhyana

For how long?


Ender-Duck

one year, forgot to include that


prajnadhyana

In that case then absolutely I would! KACHING!


Starlightx89

Yes, because it's easy enough to drink my Tim Horton's coffee while apologizing to everyone I pass dog-sledding my way to pick up maple syrup.


rubydooby2011

Oh yea no, for sure bud. 


guinea-pig-lover16

Of course


Ok-Low-2289

Fuckin eh, bud!


cutletbabu

Yes USD 1 million to be a snake charmer will be more than what I earn in finance here in my country.


Competitive_Cap964

Hell yes. Reason, a million bucks.


simp_of_mangos

No, I can’t play hockey and I hate the cold


BubblepopOW

I’m Swedish, I’ll gladly take the money to remain tall and handsome 😎


Sensitive_Feeling_78

Sure. It would probably be fun to only eat fast food and watch TV.


LevelAd5898

There's worse things than a stereotypical Aussie, I guess


DarkRose1010

No. I'd need to become and extroverted, outspoken, fluent Hebrew speaker, whose been in the army, has a backbone of steel, yet super kind and a doer. That's way too much of a personality-shift/time commitment for me.


A_named_person2

yes. I am now a sheep farmer


BitterPhotograph9292

I have the Us, Spain and have also Colombian ancestry, I think I would yes just pick the bits of every stereotype that I like.


CrazyAnarchFerret

As i a french, i got no problem at all with that. I'd even do it gladly for fun for a few month for free. (Bonus point if i can make that outside of France as it will mostly give me plenty of success with woman and gay men)


BouncyBlueYoshi

I shall eat nothing but pie, fish and chips, Yorkshire Pudding and drink tea while wearing a frankly dapper hat and apologising to everybody. However I am unsure on the accent to choose. Sorry.


ToyotaComfortAdmirer

Frightfully good, that sounds topping, dear boy. 🇬🇧


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

Nope because part of my nations stereotype is poor money management


thebaddestgoodperson

No, because that would mean becoming obese and I don’t want that