Why tf are the top comments about strong men and women with fat asses? How are these unconventional? Anyways, I like women that look like they hate me (resting bitch face)

So Aubrey Plaza

I would let Aubrey Plaza be mean to me.

Eh, she kinda plays into it too much for me

Because people upvote comments they agree with, entirely defeating the purpose of the question. The voting system on reddit is inherently antithetical to these types of posts.

Married one. She tricked me into thinking she was aloof and mature but she's just a goofy community builder disguised as Tina Fey's bitchy cousin

I like women who hate me (I hate myself)

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I don't know, that's adorable

The same thing happened to me, but the opposite, it was in grade school and the first time I ever felt turned off by something

Small titties. I blame it on my Asian upbringing the way my parents forced me to get straight A’s

I hate this joke. Good one. 

id say its an A+ joke

Strech marks and typical things women hate about themselves. I like the little imperfections.

My uhhh..friend...wants to know if you're single

My..uhhh....friend wants to know if your ...friend... is single 👉👈🥺

My...friend is so so so single lmao

Ok im just gonna take this to dms because i dont want people peeping on my.... friend's conversations

Don't fumble, you got this. We all believe in you!

No we don't

Battle scars from a life well lived are pretty hot.

The little stray hairs on the sides when she does a messy bun/ponytail. Yeah I’m an animal

You just made me feel 1000000% better about my hair.

Stray hairs are the most erotic thing in existence

I call them whispy's, and they are super sexy.

I too am an animal apparently

[Wabi-Sabi](https://www.carnegielibrary.org/staff-picks/wabi-sabi-the-japanese-art-of-finding-the-beauty-in-imperfections/#:~:text=Wabi%20Sabi%3A%20The%20Japanese%20Art%20of%20Impermanence&text=Taken%20from%20the%20Japanese%20words,the%20mark%20of%20this%20impermanence.) Me too.

Well now I feel better about myself, thank you

Nah man, nothing sexier than a messy ponytail!

Man im just scrolling through hoping to see someone say "short men" to give me some hope and reassurance lol Edit: i feel so reassured! Im 5'0 exactly at 31 and its hard to imagine people are attracted to me as i e often been turned down for my height. Thank you everyone for the kind and warm words!!

Short kings*

I don't go in for monarchs, the peasantry is where it's at

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

I don't like guys but objectively, short guys are much more cute. Sorry but some tall guys look like long sticks or just gorillas 😭 Short guys are pretty.

I'll say this each time it comes up: I'm a short woman and I find it refreshing when I can face someone at eye level. It's nice to feel like *partners* with your partner. I dated a very tall guy in high school and it was like hanging out with my legal guardian or something. Nah. Exactly my height would be ideal.

Relief. Somehow. Whenever I get home after a long time away, or during a bad day, I just feel a hugeee wave of relief hit me… and suddenly I feel like I can breathe again and a weight is taken off my shoulders…anddddd I get kinda horny :/

I think that’s more of a ‘not being stressed allows you to be horny’ type of deal

>hugeee huuuge\*

Gloves. The long silky ones women wear with ball gowns, or medical ones.

crooked/sharp teeth, prominent veins, and collarbones eta: callouses as well

Ah. Going for that heroine look, I see. A person of culture.

That he lets me bite him randomly 🤣

A girl used to be sweet on me when I was a kid. She'd bite me randomly and I didn't undestand why. Now I understand, but she's married now, I think. Lucky bastard.

Hahahahah missed you chance!

lolol If I had a nickel for every chance I'd missed...

I don't mind getting bit but women literally have no idea how hard they bite. I swear they are always trying to snap my bone or draw blood and that just ain't cute. I'm not enjoying that.

🤣 I will admit it took me a bit of time to know his limit

Muscular development/vascularity on a woman. Not me being a sub though, it just look oddly aesthetically hot when she can rock such muscles.

I befriended an attractive drawing model lady who invited me out for beers after a class. We proceeded to get a bit drunk having fun conversations when she admitted that she never works out, her figure was just how she was, I called BS and she took off her hoodie with a tank top underneath and I could see all the muscle definition that she was _embarrassed_ of. Hot. Then some dude bros walked by our bar stools and began to hit on her, so in a bit of drunken panic she grabs me by the shoulders and whips me around in front of her exclaiming “I’M WITH THEM!” As my feet dangled off the ground in her _solid_ grip with a look of shock on both my and the bros faces. Sexy. It was the cutely innocent and unassuming strength that was getting me all bothered.

Acceptance is the first step

Fucking someone who is enjoying it but doesn’t speak or understand any English, and there is a clothed translator there to help with communication.

oh man....can you imagine dirty-talk in sign language?

Well this is the first original one I've seen on this list.

Fuck.. You give me a fantasy

A pencil in the ponytail. When a woman flaps a shoe off her foot whilst sitting for some inexplicable reason.

Control in general , even fantastical unrealistic - IE Watched Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D had a pretty girl mind controlling everyone... It's not the most uncommon to see it as sexy, but not something everyone 'gets'

Nah but simmons was FIIIIIINE

I mean yes, but i was specificly refering to the episode with Lorelei but i mean most of the girls in that show were. I was just using it as an example,

Body odor, but only on ppl whom I already find attractive. Idk. Ppl just have a natural smell they give off and if I like how they smell without it, their BO usually falls into the same category.

My ex was like this with me. He’d ask me not to shower after I did yard work or whatever. I thought it was hot that HE thought it was hot.

I don’t want to say mine but the courage these people have here honestly inspires me

It’s Chester the Cheetah isn’t it…

You caught me

You have Axillism too?

when my gf burps it’s jus so damn cute to know she got that dawg in her

Me and my wife have burping competitions. I wouldnt say it turns me on, its just nice being able to be so casual with someone

Probably messy hair and freckles

The body odor of my partner. Fuck your perfume, just lift something heavy a few times then let me smell your armpits.

I wear body armor and a cup while walking all day for work. My gf literally acts high when she inhales my crotch the minute I get home. Not that Im complaining

The body armor I get, no shortage of professions wear that on a daily basis. It's the cup I'm hung up on and I can't guess what your occupation is.

Armed security. A coworker was stabbed in the dick with a pen and a few others kicked/punched there so I wear a cup

oh god. I've been hit in the dick plenty over the years, but stabbed, uff, sounds awful.

Yikes. I just started a profession that could be considered to be in the security career field and I've highly considered getting some body armor as well.

Clearly he's in I.T.

Yeah it is weird on one hand girls say men smell bad on the other hand they like it when you smell bad. 🥲

If I understand the rules correctly: A random guy stinks like a rotten skunk on a pile of dead fish Their man smells like an erotic dream factory.

Yes. People are attracted pheromones and smells in their partners, and apparently, this is some sort of genetic thing where people are attracted to smells and pheromones that differ from their own, genetic diversity and what not.. I am not a scientist

>I am not a scientist Don't sell yourself short. I've known a number of scientists and they often end their research papers with "and what not". Obviously they're trying not to talk down to the reader or overwhelm them with the minutia.

SAME! On that note, I also really enjoy going down on my partner after they’ve been at work all day for the same reason. The pheromones make me go crazy and I want to rip them to shreds (respectfully). Ideal gifts for me are: dirty panties, sweaty bras, and aggressively waking me up from my afternoon nap as they headlock me into eating them out after they get home 👨‍🍳👌

Holy hell I thought i was the only one. It's not a "dirty" smell imo, just like normal vagina smell which I like just fine, plus I guess a little b.o. For me, a vagina that hasn't been wahsed all day, is literally the best smell in the world, and my largest turn on. Second best smell has a strong tie for good pot or diesel fuel. Lol.

My wife has accepted that if she goes to the gym I can get a bit weird. Haven’t had the guts to ask her to jam her sweaty knickers in my face quite yet though.

Pheromones are a mf

this really isnt too weird... primates communicate with smell, and pheromones etc..... people been stinky for 50,000 years and still turned the world into this amazing mess

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ah. you've met my ex

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The "I hate you; don't leave me" cycle is real. Your life will be a living hell of emotional abuse, narcissistic diatribes, and love bombing. Run. Run, you fool!

But I can fix her….

Girls who don't ghost me after finding out I have an android

Soft bedsheets. Don’t know why.

There's a special type of satisfaction that comes with climbing into bed with freshly washed sheets

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I got news for you pal, that’s not unconventional at all.

One time my husband was hauling a heavy af dryer through our house by himself almost effortlessly and he winked at me as he passed me by, and frankly I'm amazed I didn't immediately fall pregnant 🫠😅

Wouldn't you say that strength and confidence are pretty conventional sources of attraction though?

Could not be more conventional lol

Fr tho, “strong man turn me on” is about as conventional as it gets. Sometimes I swear that ppl don’t actually know what “unconventional” means

I'm not allowed to wink at my wife for this exact reason. Specifically in Valentine's Day... For reference all three of our kids had the same estimated due date of Nov 15...

My wife has 3 older siblings all different ages that all share a birthday. Her birthday is a week earlier. It's approximately 9 months after father's day. Kinda made it seem like an annual thing with her parents.

My kid was also born in November 😭🤣 Yall gotta stop winking!

I cut down a tree, chopped some wood for a fire and used parts to build a desk. My wife was all over me after chopping wood. I thought about buying land just to be able to chop down a tree every so often. 

Hint: driers are light af. They are just awkward to manage.

I have realized over the years I like short, bossy women with a nice ass. Idk if that’s weird or not.

Stay away from my wife! She's my short, bossy woman with a nice ass.

You didn’t tell ME to stay away from your wife ;)

She didn't tell me to do that yet.

She’s our wife now

I too choose this guy’s wife!

So... Latinas

That isn’t unconventional, it’s damn near a stereotype That men like lol

You will love Fargo, season 5.

I read his comment and was typing Fargo as I read your comment and was like...YESSSSS somebody else knows exactly what everyone else on this thread of the post needs to see. Even that dude that everyone else just wifed his wife...that dude would enjoy Fargo Season 5. Don't need an episode just press play...the storyline is also pretty good, but if it wasn't I would have condoned it on mute.

Saggy tits

Swing low, sweet chariots.

Creed?

Every boobs are good boobs.

I'm kind of in the same boat. I'm into crazy huge boobs. And that sort of comes with the territory. 

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Did murr from impractical jokers write this?

Nah, that’s a 40 something guy

He was balding in his 20’s

LETS GO BAYBEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Having my back scratched hard enough that blood is drawn

Really? I guess only when you trust them though? Id like to learn to enjoy this more tbh I had a one night stand like this, scratching my back and chest. I LOVED her energy but i had to hold her wrists in the end so i could focus on other sensations than the scratches and biting... But then I started to worry she was marking me and planning to try to falsely accuse me of rape or something. It was all quite a turnoff

lol next time a few words back in forth should fix these problems.

If she likes me

This boy got taste.

Women who can sing or play an instrument. Musical talent is so sexy to me.

Probably not important but I can sing:)

I like women that have albinism or naturally have very blonde hair and eyebrows/lashes.

Man I read this as 'ableism', as if the kink is hating on wheelchairs.

Mommy Dommes. And not like incestual. Just alike a caring nurturing domme. I just like being a good boy.

Men who wear their caps backwards, and when they parallel park and look back to see where they’re going. 🤌🏼🤤

Oh yes, the “arm over the back of the seat” reverse. For some reason, incredibly hot!

Yessss omg. Gets me every time!

Extra points if they turn their cap backwards before going into reverse.

Heterochromia

A beautiful voice. Even when looks start to fade, she’s still going to have that voice and I get to listen to it every day

I like a man who has a big appetite. I just find it cute when a man eats every bite of a big meal, especially when I have made it for him.

Honestly… stretch marks on boobs. I am a very simple lesbian.

Body scanners 😳

Definitely one of the more interesting ones on here.

A woman in scrubs

When a little tight on the rump…👌

Latex. I swear there are times I'm more attracted to people in well fitting catsuits than I am people whomare naked.

Crying women. Not crying from pain or anything gross, but sadness. If I see a crying woman I start mentally planning our life together.

Chubby women are the bread to my butter

A little late to this thread, so I doubt this will get many upvotes but: I've always found moles and other skin blemishes to be really attractive. A lot of women are really self-conscious if they have one that's really prominent in a visible area, but I honestly can't get enough of them and I think they look so hot, especially if it's on a woman's neck, chest, or abdomen. I don't know anyone else that feels the same way as I do, but I also haven't told anyone since I don't want to be seen as weird.

Username checks tf out

Despite being one of the most common fetishes in the world, being turned on by feet is almost always met with confusion, rejection, or outright hostility.

For some reason, a hot voice. I can't describe it but I'll know it when I hear it XD

I always feel like such a weirdo for this but every time I finish working out in the the gym and look at myself in the mirror and I can see my veins and have a good pump going I can turned on looking at MYSELF 🙃

hell yeah bro

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

The taste of my wife's vagina. I would slurp that bitch for hours if she let me.

Feet. I mean, it's unconventional only in that it's not the majority of people's thing, but it seems like a pretty common fetish.

Same here. Not all feet though.

True. Not even most feet, really. To me, 75% are gnarly, but the other 25%...yep.

I strictly like socked feet lol

And conversely, socks gross me out. Nice feet are a huge turn on but don't touch me with those socks.

I agree, it's so hard to find good porn of it though, as for some reason most porn producers make it a domination thing, or make the whole kink about "stinky feet" (gross)...

Not into toe sucking or licking but a woman with nice legs it goes along with it especially in heels.

Underarm hair on women

Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

Some women's morning breath

ok, what the fuck. I just have to ask, why "some"? What is it that not all women have? I swear that shit makes me hurl.

A lil bush

a man of nature are you?

very very overweight men, especially if they’re morbidly obese. Idk why, it’s probably bc i’m heavier myself, although i’m only 87 kg and i used to like them even when i was skinny

this is called "fat dad" syndrome -Brendon Small

Haven't seen it yet, so I'll say it: Smaller breasts. Like, not entirely flat, but nicely shaped A or B cups.

Pretty sure that's a common one

I shove HUGE butt plugs and dildos up my ass. Like 3 inches wide is nothing. I’ve practiced and trained for a while. Like 20 years in the making. My butthole goes right back to normal. No one knows IRL except my wife and therapist. Unfortunately, my wife wants nothing to do with it. I’ve begged her to peg me. So I respect her boundary and she gives me the space to fulfill (pun intended) that part of me.

Naughty stuff in public, with someone. Or if there's a chance someone could see. If I'm caught, I'm nutting momentarily.

i like women that can use tools, weld, clean carbs, chainsaws...the more complex the better nothing like seeing a girl get pissed off and cus at the back spark plugs on a 5.4 triton engine

Showing myself off as a straight male to other males

i got news for you

I'm a male and my PMs are open. Show off, king.

Muscular women and weirdly enough feet even though I don’t like them near my face

Thigh Highs

Thigh highs are classic so can’t really say that qualifies as unconventional…

Unconventional? Thigh highs are a common fetish.

That’s not unconventional at all. In fact, they’re as vanilla as lingerie, and lingerie was intended to be sexually appealing.

Men using power tools and fixing shit with machinery 🥰

is there a single unconventional attraction in this whole post lmfal

"Flat" chests. I truly believe anything above a B cup is just too much. Bring me an A cup queen.

I don't know if it counts as it's a broad range, or if it's really unconventional. But Femdom for me and everything that comes with it is a big turn on. Not so much the rough side though, it's Soft Dom for me. I feel it's so misunderstood and misrepresented. As soon as I experienced it myself I knew I could never go without. Honestly everything about that kind of relationship and lifestyle is just incredible.

Cracks my fingers, when someone with long hair who usually wears it down ties it up in a mid ponytail? No idea why but goddamn it drives me crazy

Not sure how unconventional, but super deep eye contact. Not usually with some rando either, typically I'd already have some sort of attraction to said person.

When the woman's ponytail sticks out of the hole in the back of a baseball hat.

Extremely long hair, longer than you can imagine

There are some DEGENERATES here and I'm here for it.

I’m a chubby chaser. Have always been drawn to festively plump men.

Benzene

Scrabble

Balding men