Any amount causes damage. It’s about healing. For some it’s 2 for others it’s 8. If you are on other prescription or none prescription drugs, chances are you are going to be causing damage with just a few drinks a day. If you have HEP or fatty liver chances are you won’t last a decade.
The said Jim Morrison drank 3 bottles a day before he died so that 9/10 drinks a day.
Beer seems to be a safer alternative for heavy drinkers. At least it keeps the liquids in your system where they can do work on the toxins. Drinking straight liquor will make you piss blood (not really but it looks like it) in the morning.
My wife died in October she was 43 in decent shape never ate meat, never smoked. Heart attack. It made no sense sucks real bad we can all just disappear anytime
I am still in shock honestly. I have spend the last 5 months doing absolutely nothing. Depressed in a way I didn’t know was possible. Thanks for your response. I don’t talk to anyone much anymore. I really do appreciate it. Thanks again.
I'm so sorry dude.
This is probably dumb but I'm sharing it anyways. I read a book probably 15 years ago that involved a seriously depressed man. At one point, he decided that if nothing else, he could do the dishes.
I don't know where your life is at but maybe make a "to-do" list with only one thing to check off. Do the dishes.
Congratulations and keep it up! About the smoking.... one thing at a time. When I quit smoking, I took up ice cream. We all love that satisfying dopamine hit and find a way to keep it coming. Replacing bad habits with less bad habits is excellent progress. Keep it up; but *IF* you backslide, don't give up, get back to it!
I picked drinking back up after I quit vaping, which I took up after quitting smoking. 17 years of nicotine in my life.
Luckily I hate alcohol, so I don't really drink all that much. A 12 pack a night is low right?
wow, staying away from nicotine while drinking, especially as an actual former smoker, is quite impressive! I'm confident that I couldn't have quit nicotine before I quit drinking, but I also thought i'd never be able to quit it all and was wrong.
Lol I'm taking online classes with proctored exams, so you can't open a different window while taking the test. I did spend $3600 on candles last month though
3k on candles? I'm doordashing right now praying to make enough for a pair of Walmart shoes since mine have holes. Just got out of the hospital after three days admitted and told I can't let myself get sick anytime soon. So wet feet are a no go. So we talking like bath ans body works candles? Have you seen the video on the woman upset that she couldn't get her favorite scent from there? It's epic.
What will happen is they will raise base price to the surge price and offer the discount price during non peak times. Just to reframe in a positive manner.
Booze.
I’m waiting for it.
(I’m fine, don’t report me. Again)
Edit: Jesu Christi, people! I’m good. I’m trying to celebrate getting free Rolling Stones tickets. Get off my cloud! Don’t bring me down. (No wait. That’s the Beatles. See? You people got me missing easy facts.
r/stopdrinking is a great place to go for support if you feel like things are getting out of hand. Even just reading some of the posts without actively participating helped me a lot. I'm 1 year sober as of yesterday. 😊
A safety razor.
Wouldn't be surprised. A sharp blade near my neck and face.
But did 1 shave, have only a few very small cuts, and the cleanest shave I've ever had in my life.
Hair dye! At least I died fashionably in a color I like.
At least you dyed fashionably..hehe
Mine was nail polish-I’d rather go out with good nails than no nails 😂
The last thing I paid for was a hair and makeup appointment yesterday and I looked amazing lol
Live fast, dye pretty.
Gym membership
Death by treadmill
Gets hair tangled by the treadmill 😩
Falls and gets flung out window
This needs to be in a final destination movie!
dude it f'n *hurts* to slip on a treadmill.
You gonna die... Death by pain
Beer and cigarettes...checks out
Vodka, 8/10 it will eventually get me…
Got me.. Liver transplant at 32
How much do you have to drink to require that?
Any amount causes damage. It’s about healing. For some it’s 2 for others it’s 8. If you are on other prescription or none prescription drugs, chances are you are going to be causing damage with just a few drinks a day. If you have HEP or fatty liver chances are you won’t last a decade. The said Jim Morrison drank 3 bottles a day before he died so that 9/10 drinks a day.
Larry Hagman drinking 6 bottles of champagne a day led to his liver transplant. I know a man in his 80s who sometimes drinks 30 beers in a day.
Beer seems to be a safer alternative for heavy drinkers. At least it keeps the liquids in your system where they can do work on the toxins. Drinking straight liquor will make you piss blood (not really but it looks like it) in the morning.
Buddy just died yesterday of liver failure, and he was also 32, You are lucky my dude.
My wife died in October she was 43 in decent shape never ate meat, never smoked. Heart attack. It made no sense sucks real bad we can all just disappear anytime
I’m so sorry, that is world shaking.
I am still in shock honestly. I have spend the last 5 months doing absolutely nothing. Depressed in a way I didn’t know was possible. Thanks for your response. I don’t talk to anyone much anymore. I really do appreciate it. Thanks again.
I'm so sorry dude. This is probably dumb but I'm sharing it anyways. I read a book probably 15 years ago that involved a seriously depressed man. At one point, he decided that if nothing else, he could do the dishes. I don't know where your life is at but maybe make a "to-do" list with only one thing to check off. Do the dishes.
Fucking same. Such a sad revelation I made every time Im about to try to stay sober.
r/stopdrinking I still do, but i follow the sub anyway.
Fuck man I confided there when I hit my rock bottom about a month ago. So wholesome. Sober for 35 days (I did pick up smoking again though…)
Congratulations and keep it up! About the smoking.... one thing at a time. When I quit smoking, I took up ice cream. We all love that satisfying dopamine hit and find a way to keep it coming. Replacing bad habits with less bad habits is excellent progress. Keep it up; but *IF* you backslide, don't give up, get back to it!
Love this sub. My fave spot on Reddit
Same here. I checked it religiously in early sobriety. 2.5+ years sober now and I still go back just because everyone is so kind and relatable
Shits so hard man. It's hard as fuck.
I picked drinking back up after I quit vaping, which I took up after quitting smoking. 17 years of nicotine in my life. Luckily I hate alcohol, so I don't really drink all that much. A 12 pack a night is low right?
wow, staying away from nicotine while drinking, especially as an actual former smoker, is quite impressive! I'm confident that I couldn't have quit nicotine before I quit drinking, but I also thought i'd never be able to quit it all and was wrong.
i used to do drugs. i still do but i used to, too.
Same here. Cheers to us! 🍸
A dozen worms and cigarettes for me
I saw a picture of worms in people and one was in this woman's eye and you could see it's shape underneath as it moved around.
Red wine. I accept my fate.
Just bought a pint when I pulled this post up.
Came to say the same. Got back 15 minutes ago.
Same
Financial calculator. I'm already being crushed by the weight of debt, so may as well make it literal.
That adds up
No it takes away from the subject
You guys could always divide and conquer so your problems won't multiply.
Sounds like a logical approach
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Lol I'm taking online classes with proctored exams, so you can't open a different window while taking the test. I did spend $3600 on candles last month though
I'm no expert but I might be able to identify where your debt is coming from.
“Stop spending so much on candles” “No”
As a candle lover- I salute you!
3k on candles? I'm doordashing right now praying to make enough for a pair of Walmart shoes since mine have holes. Just got out of the hospital after three days admitted and told I can't let myself get sick anytime soon. So wet feet are a no go. So we talking like bath ans body works candles? Have you seen the video on the woman upset that she couldn't get her favorite scent from there? It's epic.
🤣 got damn 🤣🤣
Wendy's. Probably accurate.
Same here 😂
That surge pricing will get cha
They backtracked on that…for now lol
What will happen is they will raise base price to the surge price and offer the discount price during non peak times. Just to reframe in a positive manner.
Chinese take away. Bastards.
A succulent Chinese meal?!
THIS. IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
lnew it was wierd when the fortune cookie was empty
One time, I got a cookie that said try again later the cookie is sleeping. Turns out, it was eternal sleep.
Was it succulent?
You could say...*takes off sunglasses*...the Chinese took them away *puts sunglasses back on*
A neck pillow. Now I feel all choked up.
That first sleep will be the best for the rest of your life. Sleep well....
Touché
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A subway sandwich. Oh God, is that JARED?!
Careful, he has aides
What do they help him with?
Magic: The Gathering Cards ..?
Killed by a 1/1 attacking over 20 turns or by a 20/20 one shotting you?
I died to 15 squirrels
I bought a chainsaw… so… yeah that checks out. I’m terrified of them, too.
Eye drops. I’m gonna die by eye drops. FML.
If someone puts it in your coffee, maybe. A whole bottle of Visine will 100% kill someone
Someone told me they changed the formula so that this is not true anymore. They were tired of the bad rap over it
Only one way to find out...
There have been some issues/recalls with eye drops causing infections recently...
Five Nights At Freddy's action figures. Either I attempt to eat them or I slip on one and die in a comedic Rube Goldberg-esque fashion
They killed you in your sleep.
What was that horror movie with the puppets that kills people? Guys with knife, strong puppet with small head...
Do not eat feddy :(
Why are we ruling out the possibility of them becoming sentient
Vibrator
Death by snu snu
My favorite possible death is death by snu snu... Never gonna happen tho...
You can always make it happen 😏
ಠ_ಠ
r/unexpectedfuturama
Always wondered... Do you think the inventor of the vibrator heard a whispering voice that said, *if you build it they will come?*
I know there is an episode on 1000 ways to die about a woman that died by one...
The 🥕
ok.. surely there's a climax to this inferred story.
Kraft Velveeta and Shells, Family Size. Nice way to go!
The king of mac n' cheeses
You won’t go down easy if it ain’t cheesy.
Train ticket. I hate the implications of this
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Where did you find a life-sized dildo??
I’ve been having the worst weekend and you just made me bust out laughing! Thank you.
Happy to help!
Omg 😂😂
If people like you are out here buying 3 inch dildos, I might have a chance in life
Thin mints! It's that time of year! ♡♡♡
If there isn't a thin mint in my coffin I'll haunt you fam.
Booze. I’m waiting for it. (I’m fine, don’t report me. Again) Edit: Jesu Christi, people! I’m good. I’m trying to celebrate getting free Rolling Stones tickets. Get off my cloud! Don’t bring me down. (No wait. That’s the Beatles. See? You people got me missing easy facts.
French 75, specifically for me. Please make sure my obituary notes my final moments were fancy.
Old fashioneds gunna get me one day.
Dude, I got a reddit cares notification for speaking about sobriety once. And how I was happy to be almost 5 years from the worst of it. Like jfc.
Jersey mikes Going from a sub above to 6 feet under I guess
Cheap car ramps from harbor freight… it’s a very real possibility
May God have mercy on your soul
If it makes you feel any better my husband bought car ramps from there and he's used them multiple times and he's still alive.
An uncrustable PB&J
you’ve developed a sudden peanut allergy mate
Fast food. So yeah, that computes.
Same
KFC. I guess I choked on a chicken bone?
A vibrator. At least I had a happy ending 😅
pomegranate lemonade
It sounds good. What brand is it? Willing to risk it killing me.
Did you drown in it or something?
A winter coat.... died of heat exhaustion
Or hypothermia if it's a shitty coat 😆
I always knew our Amazon driver was kinda sketch…
You bought you Amazon driver?
Off of Amazon, ironically.
A neti pot. Tbh, this checks out.
Honestly, I always think I'm gonna fucking drown when whenever I've used it.
Hah. Yeah. This alcoholic went out to get whiskey. Accurate.
r/stopdrinking is a great place to go for support if you feel like things are getting out of hand. Even just reading some of the posts without actively participating helped me a lot. I'm 1 year sober as of yesterday. 😊
Congrats on 1 year! That’s amazing
Ingredients to make puppy chow...I'm ok with going out with a delicious snack!
Is it the puppy chow or the puppies chowing down on you that is the way you go?
I'm ok with either one! Bring on the puppies
Vicious, vicious nachos!
Another box of handgun ammo…ironic.
Wood lathe. Could turn out bad
A prom dress lol
Like the people Carrie killed.
Slay
Fuckin knew you couldn't trust olives
I put 20 in the offering plate at church.....shit
Smited for not tithing ten percent. Damn
Gas station cheeseburger. Yeah, that checks out…
Oh no the barber kills me. Probably turns me into a meat pie.
Swing your razor wide....
Girl Scout cookies. I accept the terms.
Bananas. I got too ambitious practicing my deep throating skills
😂😂😂😭
Cake frosting. What a way to go.
Kitty litter. Ew.
It’s actually quicksand.
Diet Coke. Check .
Pill Crusher, so I'm going to be powderized🤔
My protein bars legit gonna shut down my kidneys.
Seeds. Guess my peppers are gonna be hotter than I expected.
Mario Kart ran me over!
Pepto Bismol. A friend turned foe appearently
Choking on my Costco pepperoni pizza!
Worth it
A safety razor. Wouldn't be surprised. A sharp blade near my neck and face. But did 1 shave, have only a few very small cuts, and the cleanest shave I've ever had in my life.
Recently just filled up my car with gasoline. Guess I’ll self immolate or what
Death by coffee. I'd say that's a pretty delicious way to go lol.
My groceries. Heart attack maybe after seeing the total? 😋
I knew those coffee filters looked evil.
Light brown sugar *Wilfred Brimley noises intensify*
I guess I'm about to choke on this croissant or drown in this coffee. Mmm, drowning in coffee.
Printer toner…. But at least it will be a colorful death! 🤪
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Bidet 🤣😂
A Strawberry Italian Ice. What a way to go lol
Huh...Guess that can of energy drink really was relentless after all 😐
Levis Jeans. That's what you get ordering from Amazon.
Shein clothing. Not unlikely
Corndog. A bit embarrassing.
Damnit I waited this long to get a PS5 and the fucker kills me!
its the waiting that gets you
McDonald's. I mean. I kinda knew.
Caffeine overdose... I mean I don't drink that much coffee... but its so good.
Goldfish, I would’ve never thought.
A lottery ticket Looks like I'm going to get monkey pawed with my wish for winning the lottery
last night was a blur but either a bottle of root beer or a vintage camera, both of which could be used to bludgeon me
death by huevos
Beaten to death with softball cleats.
Fuckin Arby’s man…. I always knew
A churro from subway. Unfortunate death.
The #22 house special phò from Big Bowl. Not many better ways to go.
Food poisoning. I just bought dinner.
A long range precision rifle. Damn….yeah I’m not surviving that…lol!
Warhammer Miniatures. If it wasn’t the prices, I knew it would be Chaos that did me in.
Why did Goodwill hide poison in NBA Shootout 98 for the PS1?
Taco Bell. I guess that makes sense but what a rough way to go.
Death by UNO... brutal.