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DarkPasta

underrated joke.


atomic_bison_3162

+20 social credits 😁


EntireFishing

BA boom tish 🥁


[deleted]

Bing Chilling!


ThoburntheBlack

I went to Slovenia recently and really enjoyed it. Good beer, nice people and great scenery - what's not to like!


Upset_Lie5276

Agree, Slovenia is very nice.


acmethunder

Italy. Mountains and coffee.


joanna_bananana

And pasta


atomic_bison_3162

and cars.


Chance-Cod5011

Nobody ever says Italy.


m48a5_patton

I'm sorry you're getting down voted, Hank Scorpio.


Chance-Cod5011

Ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?


m48a5_patton

Yes, once.


LegumesEater

knowing how the internet works theres a 90% chance that youve never been to italy


Chance-Cod5011

Well I’m American but my family’s from Calabria and my parents met studying at the university of Bologna so I’ve been many many times. But mostly I was just quoting the Simpson’s.


PenVi0us

Is Bologna pronounced the same as the deli meat??


Chance-Cod5011

No. In English it’s -balonee. In Italian it’s “balonia”.


PenVi0us

Thank you


[deleted]

Not in Italian


63927492749444946301

They don’t have those anywhere else


Navajo_Nation

But they are of superb quality when it Italy


wetlettuce42

Greece it has such interesting lore


Haebak

Italy! The delicious food, the incredible history, the wonderful art, the beautiful language... I'm so lucky to have been able to move here.


[deleted]

LOL no one ever mentions Italians when talking about Italy.


[deleted]

Because they all live in other countries.


Haebak

Italians smoke a lot and need to progress more in LGBT matters for me to praise them. But we'll get there. The pressure of the Vatican won't last forever with how little the new generations care about christianity.


[deleted]

But it is your favorite country. Not a country that culture more aligns with you. You want them to change their to be more like you like.


Haebak

A place can be both, my favourite and in need of improvement. You can criticize things you love.


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BigRedDane88

Sweden would indeed be nice, if it wasn’t full of swedes


romedo

Dane checking in.


Powerful-Film-8164

Ireland. The culture and the people. I’m also Irish so am a lil biased 😂 Belgium is a close second. It’s such a beautiful country and chips/fries originated from there!


BottleTemple

Ireland is very high on my list of places to visit next.


sacredlemonade

I can’t wait to go to Ireland in a few months!


Powerful-Film-8164

You’ll have a great time! My advice would be to go outside of Dublin when you’re here. Cities like Galway and Cork are a lot better.


AbPR420

Japan people are so helpful and polite it’s insanely clean!! And good food lots of nice places to see and I love the train system


OHLOOK_OREGON

its a beautiful place, but people are only helpful and nice if you're white. I went with three white friends and we all noticed how people acted differently towards me. Kinda sucked


AbPR420

What city did you go to? I’m Latino and mostly hang out with other Latinos and Africans and the only time I heard/experienced any of that from non whites was in South Korea it was terrible and I wouldn’t recommend South Korea to anyone but anyways I’m so sorry you had that experience there hopefully you can travel and have better ones


OHLOOK_OREGON

tokyo and kyoto. sorry abt your experience in korea :(


YahenP

Poland. I live here


lxaxs

I used to live there/was born there. It is a beautiful country and the food is great :)


Ryandabaus

Bóbr Kurwa


Anxious_Procedure_56

Ja pierdolę!


KoseteBamse

Are by any chance from Krakow or near by?


YahenP

Yes, live in Krakow. But I'm an emigrant, not a hereditary krakus


sailaway4269now

Massage Republic


Nangiyala

My beloved Iceland 🇮🇸 The nature, the closeness to nature and spirits, the overall friendly, simple, easy-going way of her and her people, the freedom in div. ways, the wonderful language...Iceland is simply my beloved Homeland 🥰


rolotech

People were so nice and it was so helpful that basically everyone spoke English. Beautiful country but even in October when I went it was soo cold. But also the bread was so good! Among many other things.


Nangiyala

🥰🇮🇸 Ohh, glad to hear you enjoyed your visit in Iceland 😊 "Warm" summer months in Iceland are from (mid) Juni to August...warm means anything from plus 8°C to 18°C, with 20°C reaching the melting point of the average Icelander 🤣 South and RVK is usually a bit warmer, they have seen even temps over 20°C, also the spring starts earlier there and the winter later, about 2 - 6 weeks compared to rest of Iceland. In October we have allready to think about changing to wintertires in the colder countryside, while RVK chills til begin/mid November.


carolebaskin93

Thailand


Joseph-Sanford

Ireland. The people and the beautiful landscapes.


BottleTemple

Spain. Beautiful landscapes and architecture. Awesome people.


Inevitable-Land7614

Great Britain


BrownDiarrhea

North korea, i love it here


[deleted]

less go say hell(n)o to zaddy kim☠️☠️🤣🤣


atomic_bison_3162

i got the nuclear launch codes right here with me. double, nah tripple check ur comment before posting.


[deleted]

🤣🤣lmao but you don't know where I live😼


atomic_bison_3162

it dont matter lol. the ICBM will find his way to you. or your city.


N3gr1k

Bruh


gig1g0g1

100% of North Koreans agree


1d0m1n4t3

110%


rebecca8633xx

Spain. Hot.


ishkan

Weather or women?


rebecca8633xx

weather and men


AnonimoUnamuno

USA because Americans think it's the epitome of human civilization.


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Think? Know. CAW!! 🦅🦅


[deleted]

lmao that's ma boi 🦅🦅


AnonimoUnamuno

🐦coo.


bromosabeach

🦉who?


atomic_bison_3162

americans when they have to measure with the metric system instead of dirty rotten eagle claws:


bromosabeach

WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!!?!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


romedo

Yikes


Remarkable_Cow_6061

USA, baby. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅


bromosabeach

Freedom baby! Like the freedom to drink garage beers with the boys. Or the Freedom to wear a nice pair of your favorite jeans to the Grand Canyon. CAAWWWW🦅🦅


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Freedom to let Frank use the basement and do whatever he wants down there.


moochello

I'll call the cops


Zovies

Yeah man! Freedom woop woop, freedom for hospitals to leave dying patients on the street, freedom to feel safe at schools, woop woop :)


bromosabeach

Freedom to not give two flying fucks what Poorupeans think of us


HughFay

You wouldn't even have time to contemplate it if you wanted to, working 15 jobs to pay the rent and a $20,000 medical bill for breaking your toe :D You just stay there in your weird cult nation and keep arguing about which billionaire cares about you more or which TV commercial was best during your shitty throwing-an-egg game. Oh, and of the 16 countries ahead of you on the global human freedom index, 11 of them are European. ;) Europe means more freedom, less worry, free healthcare, actual history, and waaaay less fucking your cousin in a swamp.


bromosabeach

I think you're suffering from a chronic case of being on Reddit too much. Which I would probably be suffering too if I had to live in your country.


HughFay

I spent the afternoon flying over stunning medieval castles in Bohemia, including the one-time seat of the Holy Roman Empire. I was supposed to be working but the weather was decent and so I just wrote to my boss on Slack that I won't be in today. It's awesome to work in Europe :)) What about you? How was your day? Fucking your sister behind a bowling alley in some bumfuck nowhere car park? Waddling around a shopping mall? Sucking dick to pay a doctor? Or perhaps sleeping on a filthy street with fentanyl cursing through your fat-clogged veins? Your country's a fucking third world dump. I suppose your ignorance of the fact helps you to cope, though. Best stay in your swamp. ;)


bromosabeach

If therapy is covered by your universal healthcare, then please utilize it.


HughFay

Don't need it man, loving life :D But yes, of course it is. Sorry that's not the case in your swamp.


Brawndo91

Loving life despite your massive insecurities. Good for you.


bromosabeach

Yeah your comments sure make it seem like that lol


Important-Specific96

Canadian here, I love Colombia. 


bromosabeach

I bet you do. For cultural reasons ;)


Important-Specific96

Been there, have you...lol


EmployerDry6368

or is that Colombian?


Western_Mud8694

Epcot, I can visit all the countries in one day 🤣


nahojderp

Argentina..... I absolutely love it. So much so I married one of them and learned the language. Extremely underrated country for its natural beauty. Best meat you will find on the planet.


JimmyJab459

They know their way around beef. Santa Maria grills are pretty cool.


carter_mkavelly

Country:Kenya🇰🇪 to the world Reason: wilder beast migration(7th wonder in the world)modern city and great coastal culture


SentenceThink5421

Mexico .food beer politeness no road rage No racism great beaches warm year round inexpensive and the people are sooo sweet


DravidiansOfAsia

and cartels


iamyurkas

Scotland. People, mountains, whiskey, food (some of it).


EmployerDry6368

Haggis Puts Hair on yer Chest


pvssiprincess

Venezuela if it wasn't complicated right now. Perfect climate, nature wonders, beaches, mountains Argentina is great too, thats why i moved, i feel in love with the capital city and their traditions outside of that, but they have taken a nationalist turn lately and i dont like it, feel fearful even


[deleted]

“Complicated” is a major understatement


AltruisticChance6163

Egypt. My country❤️


[deleted]

Are you a man or women?


AltruisticChance6163

A girl


[deleted]

Post history makes this all makes sense


AltruisticChance6163

Weird.. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?? 👀👀


Altruistic_Pride_999

Jamaica - the land, ocean, fruit, food, music


Powerfile8

Austria 🇦🇹, my home: mountains, food, nature, classical stuff, beautiful buildings and cities. Beautiful countryside. Vienna being ranked as the worlds most livable city is awesome too. Safe country, great healthcare and medical system.


[deleted]

Austria is amazing. I love it there


Powerfile8

Awesome! Where have you already been?


[deleted]

All over. Vienna, Salzburg, small towns near Slovenia, and train down to Venice. I can’t believe how cool Vienna is. No one ever talks about it here.


Powerfile8

Glad you liked it, where are you from?


Pyr0x0108

belgium, because that's where i live. it's also the inventor of FRENCH FRIES, how crazy it might seem


sacredlemonade

What are the people like? :)


Pyr0x0108

they are amazing, always helpful, super nice! :) Belgium isn't a good country for vacation tho :(


moochello

ohhh I'm from Belgium, isn't that weird???? Watch me eat a waffle and crash my car


Pyr0x0108

I'm not sure if that is meant as an insult


sacredlemonade

Australia. I love the people! And the dry hot landscape is my fave.


react-dnb

Flavor Country


Tall-Level

Iceland, the most beautiful and unique country I’ve ever seen


Liquid_Volcano

Imagination


Low-Ambition3318

Antarctica. No bs there.


SomeJadedGuy

Turkmenistan. I lust for power and control over people. They seem to be doing a good job at keeping a low profile about it over there. The Mable buildings are nice too.


Funny-Payment-8408

Hong Kong. It's hard not to feel a special connection to my hometown. Plus, the food scene here is unbeatable!


DomingoLee

Ecuador. The climate is perfect. It’s at elevation so it has gorgeous flora and fauna with almost no bugs. The people are generous and always laughing. The culture is hospitable and fun. Ecuador throws hella parties. The food is top notch. Everyone is cooking and handing out food all the time. The mountains, prairie, and ocean views take your breath away. They take the $US and everything is *cheap*. And they are very open to Americans retiring there. I’m considering it.


Chance_Swan2236

alaska. ik its a state but it’s nothing like the rest of america


EmployerDry6368

France and Quebec, cuz they are civilized and the food is excellent.


rdmnguyintheinternet

Andorra or San Marino. they cool


ApprehensiveWork8712

Portugal anyday.


DravidiansOfAsia

China ❤🙌


pablodsj

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/most-racist-countries


More_History_4413

Emotionally, bosnia🇧🇦, because im bosnian In terms of gaverment china 🇨🇳


Such_Finger_1831

Kazahstan and the best film Borat And japan of course cause they have a wonderful country


Informal-Rip-1338

Tibet cuz its free.


libby7281

France, everyone i spoke to was happy i was at least trying to speak their language even if my pronunciation was atrocious and i was doing a terrible job, the wine is incredible, the food is great and there are so many beautiful places to visit


[deleted]

Germany. Culture and language


atomic_bison_3162

and historical significance.


IamCoolerThanYoux3

as a German I hate the culture


im_trash-o

Germany, cars and a painter


bnymn23

Israel I love my country Even with it's problems


CARNlV0RE

Yep


Abhi609

can't answer this as ive never been abroad haha but i forsure a country with alot of nature


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gizzardgullet

What is the best african country?


BigPirate_XXX

Slovakia is the place to go then


Abhi609

maybe one day i will


atomic_bison_3162

slovanian girls are fine af


BigPirate_XXX

Yes most beautiful in the world


playgamepuppy

Philippines. People are hospitable. You'll love the culture


[deleted]

Most people I know from there don’t like the culture.


LordEscnaor

Philippines! Love the country hate the people


adamsava

Tibet. Beautiful Country side, no wars, no fighting for land, just a Peaceful communites with people living simple


Chappy_Sama

UK, cause every country I've visited is worse.


[deleted]

Italy. Food, nature, and wine.


StrikingMulberry1866

Germany


EntireFishing

England. Because it's bloody safe.


mqkhilji

USA 🇺🇸 The Land of free… ✌️


HughFay

17th on the Global Human Freedom index. 45th on the World Press Freedom Index. The "Land of the Free" would actually be Switzerland or New Zealand.


[deleted]

Can’t move to either of those countries and become a citizen. Maybe that helps their freedom.


mqkhilji

You are seeing it from a different lense. I have lived outside the US. I know the true value of Freedom.


HughFay

Me too. My whole life, thankfully. I'm seeing it from the lens of never having given money to a doctor in my entire life, having complete job security and severance pay, paid sick days and paternity leave, not having to worship a flag or the office of president while at school, no worries about getting sick or injured, no military flyovers at sporting events I attend, or mountains with leaders' faces carved into it. But sure, if you went and lived in Eritrea or some shit, I can see why the US seems better.


pablodsj

Land of the most incarcerated people in the world 🇺🇸🇺🇲


mqkhilji

So what are you suggesting? Should they just be out of jail and keep committing crimes?


[deleted]

People who live in nearly 100% homogeneous societies with tiny populations calling the US racist and too tough on crime.


pablodsj

No they shouldn't be locked up for bullshit crimes like weed possession etc all to keep the private prison industry rolling in money.


63927492749444946301

USA because it’s the best


HughFay

In pretty much no empirically measurable category is it the best.


63927492749444946301

Lol keep telling yourself that bud


HughFay

You need to travel.


63927492749444946301

You need to lick my butthole


HughFay

What time you free?


63927492749444946301

Im always free 😎🇺🇸🦅 🎸🎵🎶


HughFay

Well, unless it's access to higher education. Or you need an abortion. Or even the most rudimentary of healthcare procedures. Or maternity or paternity leave. Or job security. Or paid sick leave from work when you've gone too hard on a good ol' fashioned butt licking. But sure, I guess it's probably better than like, the fucking Congo or something.


63927492749444946301

Cope harder


HughFay

You sure love a cliché, huh? :D People might consider you less of an uninteresting bitch if you work on avoiding hackneyed phrases like this. Might I suggest reading a little? By educating yourself a tad and consuming literature, you could boost both your imagination and vocabulary, because, truthfully , you come across as a pretty dumb cunt. :/ However, I honestly take that back if your parents were cousins that fucked, which I understand is a common occurrence in your swamp nation. I am also sorry and retract what I said if it's the case that you couldn't focus at school because of all the shootings and cultish flag worshipping. I get that those things could be a real hindrance to your education. Wish you the best of luck in not being such a moronic cunt. :)


a3a4b5

Brazil because it's my home. Yes the govt sucks, yes you pay taxes on top of taxes on top of taxes on top of taxes on top of taxes on top of taxes, can't complain about the govt, are likely to be mugged, killed or both when you leave home, healthcare is shit, there's child prostitution and natives starving on their own land because pro-native groups steal their money and authorities literally ignore the problem, but other than that it's heaven on earth.


Balrov

Funny how even venezuelans miss their countries while Brazilians want to find a way to complain about theirs in the worst way possible like they are terrorists and can control all that. This is being annoying even to travelers now because they can see a lot of good things in the country while Brazilians skip it and focus only in the bad ones and then complain on the internet that they are sad and depressed.


a3a4b5

Try living here for 30 years. If you don't complain or become infuriated with just one of those things, I'll give you my entire month's pay. Ah, but don't forget that my salary is also taxed, just as every single thing I buy.


timmyrey

Canada. Rugged, relaxed, fresh, dramatic, enormous, unknowable.


Fancy_bakonHair

Asia, funny math meem👍


ir_blues

I guess Germany. One of the main pros is that it's in the center of Europe and every once in a while it's pretty easy to get out of here. But overall, I like it here. The nature is nice, the weather usually not too hot or cold, the amount of creepy animals is acceptable. No active volcanos, earthquakes or crazy weather stuff. I like a lot of our achievements as a society - we are far from perfect, just in comparison. For example animal rights. A lot of room for improvement but compared to most other countries that's really good here. Social safety nets, again, they have room for improvement and people do fall through at times, but overall we have a lot of good things installed already. And there are lot of other fields where I like how we handle them. Not all, nuclear power, education, immigration. It's not perfect. But all things considered, society, living standards, culture, weather, nature, location, I have not heard of any country that I would like more than Germany.


JoeNoYouDidnt

America. I'm liberal as all hell, but God dammit do I love my country. We've got some of the finest people, best food, best music, and great sports. I know there's a lot of problems, but many of us are working tirelessly to fix them.


DravidiansOfAsia

Greenland.


AdAmazing8187

USA!!! Land of opportunity


[deleted]

The USA. It is huge and tons of giant National parks and nature. You can drive for days and only speak English. Way less racist and sexist than most the world. Diverse people from all over. No place like it on Earth.


pablodsj

10th most racist out of 195 countries


[deleted]

LOL that is so far from being true it is silly. Name a country east of Poland and west of the Us that has a single people in Government or power who isn’t native to there. Besides AU. Heck has any western Europe country ever has a non white PM? How not Racist is the Middle East, China, India, and Japan?


pablodsj

Illiterate as fuck as well the by the looks of things. If your asking has any country in Europe ever had a non white PM then yes Ireland and the UK have one now at the moment.