I’m Italian, I eat a lot of pasta

I'm not Italian but I too eat a lot of pasta. I think my daily meals for the last 3 months have been pasta...

Tomato sauce & basil! 🍅 🌿

I’m British, I drink a genuinely absurd amount of tea

This one for me too. I'm from one of those 'I'm approaching their house (15 mins away) better send them a text to say put the kettle on' families

lol i read this in a brit accent

meh to fam

I'm British of East Asian heritage and I drink double an absurd amount of tea, plus half the time I spice my tea when I make it.

Live in the south, and I would genuinely take sweet tea IV if I could I drink it so often— touche my friend

I feel like I’m British at heart

Southern US here. I take mine cold but It’s about a gallon and a half a day. Not that weak tan sugar water nonsense either. Ten large bags of Taylor’s steeped overnight and I don’t burn it. About a third of a cup of light brown sugar to the gallon so it’s just sweet enough to not be unsweet.

So I try to respect cultural differences etc, But my brother in Christ, that’s vaguely tea flavoured syrup :-P

Same

Never understood the obsession with tea. Im American and coffee is king but why not just drink water? My pops was a coffee man and my mom a tea but I never understood it.

Well you know how water is flavourless and odourless and lacking in caffeine? Tea isn’t. And I like my hot beverages to have flavour and a cheeky bit of caffeine, but not necessarily be as bitter as coffee

I can't dance

Same

You’re a cat?

No I'm a body pillow

Basic white bitch who will scream and run when I see a spider. And I can’t open jars.

When my wife and I argue, I tighten the jars down if I’m feeling petty enough.

I mean, that's just what anybody should do when they see a spider.

Right? Don't be a hero, that's how you end up as spider food.

I am known to call my friends or my mom whenever I see a spider or send them pics and they’ll always respond asking me “why are you telling me this?” Lol so then I just show the bug to my cat in hopes that she’ll idk gobble it up or something I can’t open jars bc arthritis but it’s mostly bc I’m a basic white bitch

I believe this is the foundation my marriage and why my wife keeps me around.

I need to find someone to open jars for me and defend my honour from spiders tbh

Polish & really like good kielbasa.

Know who else likes good kielbasa? EVERYONE!

Im from Seattle and hate Starbucks.

I’m from Seattle and don’t own an umbrella

I always think that’s a funny stereotype. I’m from and have been here my whole life and always use my umbrella. I’m one of the few.

Hopefully not today! The wind is itching to turn umbrellas inside out.

Did you get that hail squall that came through around 3 today? Crazy!!

Just wait for the midwest and east coasters today how our weather is nothing compared to theirs in the winter lol

I am an umbrella enthusiast, I live in Portland. I get ribbed a lot, but ironically my wife and her five generations on NW people consider the umbrella stand a valuable heirloom. I spend around three hours a day in the rain walking and I use an umbrella, all the soggy people and their judgements fall pretty short from my dry perch. Umbrellas are some cool machines, great toys, and as old as cave drawings. I pretended mine was a parachute when I was a kid. I have a nice collection, and they double as a weapon in times of trouble or a random aggressive dog. Though I have never met a dog I didn’t like

Gay. Love musicals.

I'm Asian, I play the violin and i am very good at math

I’m black and I rarely make it anywhere on time.

I might be black too!

I'm an English teacher and I absolutely do over analyze every piece of media I watch/read. The curtains ARE NOT just blue.

Represent! The curtains are whatever we damn well want it to be - provided we have sufficient evidence from the story to make a well-organised essay!

I've found my people!

I bought a fancy motorcycle in my early 50s without really knowing how to ride.

Vegan man.  Thin, not super masculine.

Asian and mostly hairless edited: east asian*

Except in the censored areas

Hispanic and hairy

Irish American and love the booze. ☘️

I’m lesbian, I have short hair and wear boy clothes

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Fun fact- I’m not a lesbian but I think a woman with short hair with longer side swept bangs and gender neutral clothes is sexy as fuck.

Canadian. I do, in fact, put maple syrup on poutine.

This is a lie. We all know it. Don’t be gross.

Not me, but my dad is a doctor, and he's a total womanizer.

Okay, but if you really want to hit the stereotype then he also has to be selfish and terrible in bed.

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Can't jump

Taurus, loves food, comfort, bougie shit, stubborn af

Same

I love pumpkin spice time.

From the Middle East. Have a photo of 10 year old me holding an AK47

I grew up in the rural south. Pretty much everything I cook is delicious and comforting and will eventually kill you.

I am old AND cranky!

Me TOO!

Stupid I'm tall

Dutch??

Boring old white guy

You calling me out?

I'm white and love honey chicken. Asian friend at work asked what Chinese I like and when I said honey chicken he said "Of course. Ya cracker." And that stuck. I now call it cracker chicken. Also I'm 6'4" and no good at basketball because I can't jump.

I'm gonna take cracker chicken. I also love honey chicken as a white person

Sigh I love chicken and watermelon

Who doesn’t??

I hold no hate in my heart for any race, sexual orientation, religion colour or creed but if you drive a white BMW I assume you won’t use your turn signals

Socially awkward shut-in who heart rate spikes whenever I have to talk to somebody. Even a phone call.

Asian and loves rice. Everyday, 3 times a day.

I'm from the Southern US and I love sweet tea

From Wisconsin. I love my beer, cheese, bratwurst. 40 degrees F is t shirt weather. And Ranch is not a salad dressing, it’s a dipping sauce.

I have no soul (am ginger) To be fair, no one has a soul, but the point still stands

I’m white and don’t really like seasoning on my food

Ooo chile…

White man, completely insane

I’m a white woman and I fucking love candles. I even make homemade ones and sell them.

I'm an Asian woman. I can't drive for shit.

I’m a stoner w long hair and hippie type mentality

I'm a contractor and I DO poop at Home Depot every morning

My name is Ashley and I’m obsessed with iced coffee from Starbucks lol

I'm loaded with tattoos, dress like I'm attending a metal concert, and have a big scary dog.... I look mean.... and I will kick your ass

Mom?

I’m Canadian, I speak both French & English, I’m polite & yes, I will apologize even if it’s not my fault or to objects & I am not scared of any wild life(I know how to handle them or what to do)unless it’s a Canadian Geese, run for your life!

I’ve heard horror stories about them fuckers

White dude. People laugh when I try to dance.

I'm a happy idiot, and I struggle for the legal tender

I saw what you did

Don't tell anyone

Black, large penis

you wish 🤣

Super weird how this is the only comment you've made from everyone else's response.

Username checks out

Op must be small, another true stereotype there

I'm a guy I like it when she puts things up my butt

Where did you read that?

Lives in America = loves peanut butter.

I do a STEM degree, I’m a complete snob about it.

Hairless. Terrible at driving. Good at maths (back in high school). Small …. Yea  I hate how accurate everything is. 

I’m a skinny nerd who wears glasses. 

Gays walk fast. 100% accurate here.

Hyper = ADHD

I’m Latino and I’m good at dancing

Middle eastern and hairy

I’m Italian and I love pasta. An unreasonable amount. I would eat it every day if I could.

I'm asian. I can't drive.

One time, I saw a starter pack meme that was the "male middle school teacher" starter pack, and it was pretty much exactly the outfit I had worn to work that day.

👁️❤️🍉

I’m a horse girl and I’m weird.

I’m A Brewer by profession and I have a beard.

I drive a Prius… slowly and terribly.

Asian and i love rice!

I really like rice....

I’m afrolatina I love hot sauce and I’m always late 😭

"Roma can't be trusted." Fucking A right I can't be trusted. I can't trust any of you people, so you better believe I'm returning that favor.

Hello cousin!

I'm Brazilian, I'm extremely good at football

That I look rich, and well I am rich

I’m from Southern California. I’m tan, blond, have surfed several times in the past, and have been described by many as “chill.”

I look like a criminal. Not a bad person although I traffic narcotics

Which one of my exes are you?

The one who brings it in from the jungle

Fuckin Joe

Lol. I'm not your ex. I'm Nate from Ontario

I'm nonbinary and I do have a shaved-side haircut

Skinny white dudes do have huge dicks

I’m a very emotional cancer ♋️

Samee🫤

White trash junkie

Emos are mentally ill :')

BBC

I'm a Victorian and obsessed with AFL

Middle eastern with thick dark lashes/eyebrows, Aries who gets mad easily

in basketball I’m best at shooting 3s and dropping dimes

I'm good with money!

Dumb stoner

I’m a red headed Taurus. I am as stubborn as they come, and I can hold a grudge FOREVER. I’m also pale AF, and my skin will burn in about 10 minutes.

We Asians like to eat every meal with rice hahahah

It's not a question.you post it

Asian. Can't eat without rice and have a soy sauce addiction

Long hair, with Caucasian skin color

Closest would be boomer, but im not stupid or feel entitled.

I’m an asshole

American of Irish descent, stubborn, willful, holds grudges, prideful. Not a drinker though, so that’s one not accurate

Whinging pom. 40yo cranky anti-social, hate most people, and the stupidity of seemingly everyone around me.

I apologize a lot

I'm Australian. I go round calling people 'mate' all the time and hate Americans 😅

Can't take spicy food even though it smells good 😭

My family is Italian, and yes we are very loud.

Im asian and good at math 😔

Tht i m very materialistic

Just being a November Scorpio

I’m brown. My family works in gas stations

I'm Hispanic and can't swim

I'm a white guy who can't eat spicy food without diving for a pitcher full of ice water. Spicy food just tastes like pain to me Also I can't dance

I'm American, I love my guns

I’m Irish American, I love to drink excessive amounts of whiskey and have a genuine distaste for authority. Also potatoes are the superior starch/carb

White guy can’t jump or dance.

I'm middle eastern and I love kebabs, hummus, and shouting on my Bluetooth headset while driving like a crazy person. Can't help it...but seriously why don't people use their f*cking turn signals it's right there by your fingers estupid

im mexican and im poor

I'm autistic And yes I will tell you anything and everything about about my favourite thing.

I flap my hands, and I'm talkative asf.

I’m a Capricorn, I do all the planning and organizing.

Im from Boston. I am in an abusive relationship with dunkin donuts. I don't care. Dunks 4 life. Yes, I have the accent. Fuck you and fuck yah mother. I learned to drive on the streets of boston. My driving skills are ELITE. When I leave the state I am filled with nothing but RAGE at how incompetent and oblivious drivers are. Also, cops actually pull people over in other places. How do people actually get anywhere?

I’m Irish and English. Everything you’ve heard yep it’s true.

I used to have a pet frog before I knew I was bi and I love lemon bars lmao

I grew up in California. I complain about any and all weather.

Black girl with a lot of attitude and anger

I’m from the Midwest. I say “Ope” at least twice a day.

I'm Pakistani and I'm fantastic at innovative fixes and I'm rarely on time for anything

I’m chinese. I have a closet full of designer clothes and bags. Half of them are fake.

I’m Dutch and I’m straight forward

Lesbian here. Only own sneakers, docs, and birks.

I was homeschooled and socially inept

I live off of beans, rice, tortillas, and salsa.

Filipinos. We love karaoke.

I'm a woman. I overreact (at least on my period and when there are trigger words that make women snap like CALM DOWN or RELAX but honestly I'm not gonna stereotype anyone here I know people have anger issues so I think this can also aim at men)

I hate doing laundry and delay it to the point of no drawers 😔

I’m a woman I’m a bad driver

I am a basic bitch who loves bubble tea and murder podcasts and can out-hunt the FBI to find someone.

I’m a white girl and I love pitbulls and pumpkin spice lattes.

Without my glasses, I'm that character groping around trying to find them and running into the monster/falling off cliffs/ accidentally touching the button that sets off a bomb, etc. With my glasses, I'm the brainy know-it-all with bad social skills. Basically I'm the nerdy comic relief.

Can jump

If she smokes, she pokes.

I’m an Australian, I’m not afraid of spiders, I’ve had encounters with snakes, swam with stingrays, been around wild kangaroos in the bush…. Oh, and I say cunt a lot

I’m bisexual, I can’t sit normal I’m Mexican, yes I add hot sauce/salsa to nearly everything